The Syndicate

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:24 pm**

An unknown voice picked up the microphone:

"I gotta tell this story. Russtifinko and I were down in Cancun, trying to scope out some ladies... Anywho, we got back to the hotel, and some commotion came from Russ's room. Apparently, he did nt realize the chicken he brought home was a dude!

He was all, like, "I'll kill you! I'll kill you!". But when I asked him about it later, he was like "oh yeah... I got drunk and forgot to kill!". Interesting."

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:25 pm**

^^ Could be...

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:26 pm**

Did Simon write that

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:26 pm**

boo wrote:
thellama73 wrote:But I am voting for golden because I believe he subbed himself in since the mafia was inactive
thae'ts thhe hoafst optiony. enthad has bleen ltchrhgoouut tmhe egomaec. bjun.

I till want to lunch him though

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:27 pm**

thellama73 wrote:
boo wrote:
thellama73 wrote:But I am voting for golden because I believe he subbed himself in since the mafia was inactive
thae'ts thhe hoafst optiony. enthad has bleen ltchrhgoouut tmhe egomaec. bjun.
I till want to lunch him though

I'm not sure you should be doing that in polite company

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:28 pm**

Ok since I inadvertently cited the host option, please change my vote to Russ[\b]

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:30 pm**

ruvsws nash enlow pphut xa yfflly-by veote fson enme. so ji gfuess eiyt infs probuaboyl ohim, isnce xcbhe cosuld chave beden gherze sto sesnd qin yythe kill hqif hkhes' kbemne hyeeur tgo votegi.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:32 pm**

Vote Russ.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:38 pm**

Daisy felt her inner rage grow. She realised her true future, her new future. Indiscriminate serial killer.

She put on her blindfold, and picked up her homemade cross bow. It really didn't matter who it hit. Only that it did. And Daisy could shoot a crossbow by sound alone. Sight was not important.

She heard someone in the corner of the room. Someone saying 'I'd be up for picking a daisy, if you know what I mean'. She fired the bow, and it hits it's mark - right in A Person's forehead.

A Person has died. He was civilian-aligned

He was: The groom's seedy uncle - Every night you will be given a random player in the game, and the following day you must post at least one post directed towards them involving sexual innuendo.

You have ten minutes to send in your night actions.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:40 pm**

Lynch switch?

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:42 pm**

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Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:44 pm**

I am sad to be dead. I was having fun. This game is going to be real quiet now.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:45 pm**

Were you guys trying to kill me? I see lots of bolded Russ in the thread :-(

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:46 pm**

Russtifinko wrote:Were you guys trying to kill me? I see lots of bolded Russ in the thread :-(

becavuse ycreo'u daisyh.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:46 pm**

Also, the Cancun story is slander!!

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:50 pm**

In the midst of all the death and distraction, there was one person who knew no fear. One person who understood the show must go on. The microphone was retrieved, and another speech given.

"I love Alex, he's like a brother to me. Er, well, he WAS like a brother. Now he's, like... a dead brother.

He once told me "Watch out for Llama... he's got a cool moustache and all, but I he's bad to the bone. Bad like me. Maybe worse."

I always remembered that conversation, especially in times of extreme drunkenness..."

Daisy was excited. It was time for the dessert course. And the dessert menu had undergone a slight change to that which was advertised - her favourite, chocolate llama.

Oh, she didn't find it so hard to get rid of llama. She just bribed llama's personal barber, who had travelled with him to the wedding, to slit his throat.

llama is dead. He was town aligned.

He was:

That girl who will use a hip and a stiletto to make sure she catches the bouquet - Every night you will choose someone to incapacitate the next day. That person will be limited to posting five words during the following day.

You have 20 minutes to find and lynch daisy.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:51 pm**

Boo or Russtifinko. I think S~V~S is a Civ.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:53 pm**

Why is boo posting as extra-drunk? Is he attending the wedding in real life?

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:53 pm**

Long Con wrote:Boo or Russtifinko. I think S~V~S is a Civ.

rs.siu it's jobvibouhe
s
. locas swagnt't savorlund ot sned pin athle firtnsts kxill. khi wxasxo. nhvko onqe vdiedr. wixin loa gaimne tskih smalqcll, pwyh cwuoueld bori hqvaave missed it?

xwhy womdlus bi posvt lylike ihts as da bajddnie? iits' oibvopusfly suspicion buirldgin,d znzopt irlcenawg.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:54 pm**

Llama made me post only 5 words on Day 2. *shakes fist*

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:54 pm**

boo wrote:
Long Con wrote:Boo or Russtifinko. I think S~V~S is a Civ.
rs.siu it's jobvibouhe
s
. locas swagnt't savorlund ot sned pin athle firtnsts kxill. khi wxasxo. nhvko onqe vdiedr. wixin loa gaimne tskih smalqcll, pwyh cwuoueld bori hqvaave missed it?

xwhy womdlus bi posvt lylike ihts as da bajddnie? iits' oibvopusfly suspicion buirldgin,d znzopt irlcenawg.

That's WIFOM to the max, boo.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:56 pm**

What I want to know is... is metalmarsh going to meet his win condition?

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:56 pm**

14 minutes. Russ, S~V~S, any thoughts?

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:56 pm**

art lxstea i'm postgv.ini

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:56 pm**

Golden wrote:What I want to know is... is metalmarsh going to meet his win condition?

I hope so!

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:57 pm**

boo wrote:art lxstea i'm postgv.ini

Yes, very attentive. I wonder if your PMs are more clear?

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:00 am**

Ok, boo, I'm going to vote for Russ because I believe you may be a role that is the drunk person at the wedding. I don't think Annie would be that role. *votes Russ*

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:01 am**

Russtifinko wrote:Also, the Cancun story is slander!!

No way man! You thought it was a female chicken.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:02 am**

Long Con is setting me up! Don't believe him SVS

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:03 am**

I knew it was a male chicken! Kens before hens! What happens in Mexico didn't happen!

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:04 am**

Russtifinko wrote:Long Con is setting me up! Don't believe him SVS

You speak as though S~V~S is going to post and/or vote.

Russtifinko wrote:I knew it was a male chicken! Kens before hens! What happens in Mexico didn't happen!

That is a good creed to live by. Maybe two good creeds.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:04 am**

Five minutes until this game... is decided.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:12 am**

Daisy sat down in her chair, satisfied. She had nearly rid the wedding of all the unwanted guests. After all, she had just strangled that horrid wedding photographer, SVS, with the cord of her own camera. Her photos of all the gruesome carnage would have ruined the wedding!

"excuse gme, ui tshnki uouyo dropped soifemtghn", said boo

"Yeah" said Long Con. "That reminds me of this one wedding I went to, it was Daisy's sister, Iris. I just remembered how much of a fool of herself Daisy made, and I suddenly remembered meeting her before and finding out....

Daisy is not Daisy... she is merely wearing a mask...

She is really Russti

And Boo and LC swiftly put a steak knife into each of Russti's sides. Well, LC did. Boo fell over in a coma.

Russti is dead. He was mafia-aligned.

He was: Annie - you have BTSC with Alex. You will start each day with minus one votes.

Boo was: That guy who uses up most of the free bar tab - You will slowly get drunker and drunker. You have to use http://www.zantherus.com/fun/drunkpost.php (on smashed setting) to translate every post before you post on. On day and night one, you only have to translate them once. On day and night two, it has to go through the translator twice, etc... the more days and nights you survive, the more times each post must go through the generator before you post it.

Long Con was: That groomsman that makes the embarrassing speech - Each night, you will write an embarrassing story about another player in the game and send it to the host by private message. The host will publish it in the thread.

SVS (who unfortunately died just before endgame) was: That wedding photographer who is constantly in everyone's face - Each day you take a photo of the person you vote for in the poll. If they are still alive the following day, your vote against them will also count the following day.

Congratulations to Boo and Long Con and Metalmarsh89, you are the winners of Sockface and Daisy Wedding mafia!

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:14 am**

Ugh, I was so close to winning

I knew it was either boo or russti, but the condition I was given killed me when the vote got spread out. Congrats boo and LC!

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:15 am**

Yeah, A Person didn't get killed by a switch. He was killed by having a two vote penalty for failing a BR task. He lost a randomised tie against boo. Russti only had one vote in that lynch because he started with -1 each poll.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:16 am**

A Person wrote:Ugh, I was so close to winning I knew it was either boo or russti, but the condition I was given killed me when the vote got spread out. Congrats boo and LC!

I am sorry. I got blinded.

I knew when the first killed failed if there was two mafia they had to both not be around. Mongoose and Russti.

Is that why you had to cruelly kill an innocent lady Russti?

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:17 am**

I'm sad about some of the roles I had to drop. Particularly:

Person looking for a kinky threesome - each night you search for Alex and Annie. If you find one of them, you join the lucky couple on their honeymoon, and it becomes an 'équipe a trois'. If they both leave the wedding before you join their team, you will become so upset that you will happily ruin the wedding for everyone else - you will find a bouncer's uniform, and eject one guest from the wedding each night period. You will survive one nightkill.

And

Epignosis - you were only invited because the lucky couple wanted Eloh to come. You have no special powers.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:18 am**

Nice. Well done LC.

Thanks for the game everyone. Did MM manage to get it done?

Lol, good roles Golden.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:18 am**

NICE!!! I'm happy to have been right in several ways that it mattered. Boo, I recognized that you had to be a drunken Civ! Phew!!

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:18 am**

boo wrote:Nice. Well done LC.

Thanks for the game everyone. Did MM manage to get it done?

Lol, good roles Golden.

There is no evidence... but if he manages to post evidence in this thread within 24 hours, I'll give him a posthumous win.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:21 am**

Black Rock wrote:
A Person wrote:Ugh, I was so close to winning I knew it was either boo or russti, but the condition I was given killed me when the vote got spread out. Congrats boo and LC!
I am sorry. I got blinded.

I knew when the first killed failed if there was two mafia they had to both not be around. Mongoose and Russti.

Is that why you had to cruelly kill an innocent lady Russti?

It's alright. I would've needed to get to the next day to be sure, and I might've been NK'd anyway.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:23 am**

The last lynch was a tie too, but Russti lost it.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:23 am**

Golden wrote:The last lynch was a tie too, but Russti lost it.

How?

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:24 am**

Thank you EVERYONE who signed up and played - it was a fun few hours

BR - he started every day at -1.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:25 am**

That lack of a night kill on Night 1 really shaped the game.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:26 am**

I should have won, naming the baddies on Day 2 deserves a win. Russti makes my list.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:27 am**

Hey I clicked

at the end of that

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:32 am**

This game was fun for me because I played it entirely by impulse, when I was told that I had to make sure Llama was lynched, I rethought his actions/posting habits and deeply felt he was civ, so I couldn't vote for him even though it resulted in two votes for me. Boo would have flipped civ, and then I would have voted russti the next chance. I hope my innuendo was innuendoy enough

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:36 am**

What I learned is that hosting a speed game is quite hard. I pretty much never stopped doing something. I couldn't have gone any faster than 20/10.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:38 am**

Golden wrote:What I learned is that hosting a speed game is quite hard. I pretty much never stopped doing something. I couldn't have gone any faster than 20/10.

I do have to say I was impressed.

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