The Syndicate

Well, we've had a great thread everyone but I'm going to have to terminate it here. I'd like to thank those who participated and made it the fun experience that it was.

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know mother always said it's dangerous to play with matches, but I'm bored. I have all these matches. What's the worst that could --

I love musical cautionary tales.

Hey Epi, have you watched Kelly Clarkson's Cautionary Christmas Music Tale?

I wonder if there are any famous people named Hamish.

I wish I had some pictures of Hamish I could post on here easily

Today's my daughter's birthday. She's seven.

Hey Epi, how are your kids?

I was right! Ha!

MP just told me he has a third nipple.

I predict thellama73's next sentence will have something to do with MP's anatomy.

I've just learned something... disturbing.

I think we've pretty much exhausted that topic. Let's move on to something else.

Yes, I understand that, but you're really missing the point: Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men foreshadowed the outcome of the 2016 election in the demise of Lennie, who represented the uneducated but industrious working class merely hoping for a better life (i.e., the rabbits); comparing a "stolen election" to Carlson's stolen Luger is asinine because, if you read the book, you would know it was George who stole the gun, not Lennie. Q.E.D.

But if Steinbeck had voted in the election, it would have been an illegal vote. He's been dead for nearly 46 years

Not if John Steinbeck had anything to say about it, he wouldn't.

Funnily enough, a friend of mine has been talking about writing a novel about angry fruit.

I think I might start reading more threads this way it makes more sense.

I once reread a mafia game from end to beginning. That was silly, but

Does anyone read any threads on this site in backwards post order?

The reissue of Backwards by Coil is really good. I think it would be good if more things were backwards.

Iwonder if anyone has any good reissues to recommend?

Damn, Playboy has gone downhill.

BULLSHIT. Golden does NOT have a picture of llama's grandma. I don't believe that for an instant.

Hey Epignosis! Golden showed me a picture of your high-school girlfriend.

I was a playa in high school.

I've heard rumour that Epignosis has a number of world championship medals for Tiddlywinks.

What's the most ridiculous sport anyone here is good at? Mine is fencing.

I was, unfortunately, never good at any sport. Too uncoordinated. I only began to develop coordination in my late twenties.

Kyle Lowry is terrible at basketball.

I'd like an excuse to compare myself to an NBA player.

Does your salary even come close to an NBA player's?

I'm not afraid to pick up the check. I spend dollars like LeBron, baby.

Did we really just spend $2,379 on a single dinner date?

That was the best 1968 champagne and gold infused caviar ever!!