Murder, Mayhem, and Mafia
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That's up to you guys.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:55 pm There's still time for you to be one of the good guys instead of just coasting to the most boring possible win thanks to an overpowered role, Speed.
Switch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:29 pmwhat did i do!?insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:28 pm as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.
Not when you refuse to vote for yourself, and instead vote for your competitor. You can't actively fight your own lynch and pull the "objectivity" schtick.speedchuck wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:32 pmThat's up to you guys.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:55 pm There's still time for you to be one of the good guys instead of just coasting to the most boring possible win thanks to an overpowered role, Speed.
I was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:33 pmSwitch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:29 pmwhat did i do!?insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:28 pm as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.
Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?
I was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:36 pmI was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:33 pmSwitch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:29 pmwhat did i do!?insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:28 pm as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.
Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?
Sorry I smarmed all over your plan.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:38 pmI was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:36 pmI was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:33 pmSwitch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:29 pmwhat did i do!?insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:28 pm as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.
Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?
Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.
Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.
Sounds messy.Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:40 pmSorry I smarmed all over your plan.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:38 pmI was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:36 pmI was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:33 pmSwitch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:29 pmwhat did i do!?insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:28 pm as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.
Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?
Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.
Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.
Eliminating Speed wasn't even for my benefit, it was a quality of life thing. Like, Speedchuck and his role being around are actively polluting the game, hurting all of us, and I attempted to try and fix that.Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:40 pmSorry I smarmed all over your plan.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:38 pmI was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:36 pmI was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:33 pmSwitch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:29 pmwhat did i do!?insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:28 pm as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.
Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?
Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.
Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.
Why don't you just murder his ass all serious like?insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:42 pmEliminating Speed wasn't even for my benefit, it was a quality of life thing. Like, Speedchuck and his role being around are actively polluting the game, hurting all of us, and I attempted to try and fix that.Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:40 pmSorry I smarmed all over your plan.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:38 pmI was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:36 pmI was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:33 pmSwitch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:29 pmwhat did i do!?insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:28 pm as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.
Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?
Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.
Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.
Did you read my earlier offer to you, Epi?
I did not observe this happening. I saw a pile of votes on me that were not moving and an absent speedchuckinsertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:42 pmEliminating Speed wasn't even for my benefit, it was a quality of life thing. Like, Speedchuck and his role being around are actively polluting the game, hurting all of us, and I attempted to try and fix that.Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:40 pmSorry I smarmed all over your plan.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:38 pmI was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:36 pmI was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:33 pmSwitch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:29 pmwhat did i do!?insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:28 pm as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.
Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?
Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.
Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.
Did you read my earlier offer to you, Epi?
Except me. I'm the serial killer.
Due to the sunk-cost fallacy, I'd like to win this game. I can't do that if I murder Speed. That's why I asked Epi, who swaggered in saying specifically that he doesn't care about winning, if he'd eliminate Speed in an heroic act of self-sacrifice. Or, alternatively, a middle finger to G-Man for writing role #13 in the first place. Either one'll work for me.Quin wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:43 pmWhy don't you just murder his ass all serious like?insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:42 pmEliminating Speed wasn't even for my benefit, it was a quality of life thing. Like, Speedchuck and his role being around are actively polluting the game, hurting all of us, and I attempted to try and fix that.Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:40 pmSorry I smarmed all over your plan.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:38 pmI was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:36 pmI was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:33 pmSwitch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.
Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?
Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.
Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.
Did you read my earlier offer to you, Epi?
There was still time. If you switched at like two minutes before EOD, I couldn't have blamed you. Instead, you were the domino that fell over first, leading to an EOD clusterfuck where no one was even goddamn lynched at all.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:43 pmI did not observe this happening. I saw a pile of votes on me that were not moving and an absent speedchuckinsertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:42 pmEliminating Speed wasn't even for my benefit, it was a quality of life thing. Like, Speedchuck and his role being around are actively polluting the game, hurting all of us, and I attempted to try and fix that.Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:40 pmSorry I smarmed all over your plan.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:38 pmI was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:36 pmI was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:33 pmSwitch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.
Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?
Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.
Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.
Did you read my earlier offer to you, Epi?
I must've missed it.
It was Elochin. She was on Lucky 7's, and was seemingly the only other member active than myself. I didn't send in your name for a kill, so trusty ol' process of elimination says...colonialbob wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:52 pm (Tbh my primary goal is for whoever killed me in my last role to not win the game because seriously I'm so pissed)
It doesn't mean anything other than I like watching the world burn.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:53 pm does this mean that epi can't spout his "i don't even care if i win" spiel in any "fake mafia" game he willingly signs up for ever again?
What kind of role was it?colonialbob wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:52 pm (Tbh my primary goal is for whoever killed me in my last role to not win the game because seriously I'm so pissed)
i got ur back faminsertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:50 pm full disclosure: i'd really like a new role, and i'm hoping that if i yell at enough people, they'll get annoyed enough to kill me.
Don't be too hasty.Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:57 pmi got ur back faminsertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:50 pm full disclosure: i'd really like a new role, and i'm hoping that if i yell at enough people, they'll get annoyed enough to kill me.
Translation: I get to call him a poser every time he says it.Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:56 pmIt doesn't mean anything other than I like watching the world burn.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:53 pm does this mean that epi can't spout his "i don't even care if i win" spiel in any "fake mafia" game he willingly signs up for ever again?
Bill Murray.Quin wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:57 pmWhat kind of role was it?colonialbob wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:52 pm (Tbh my primary goal is for whoever killed me in my last role to not win the game because seriously I'm so pissed)
By not eliminating Speedchuck, all you're doing is ensuring he'll win the game, or screw a single person over. That ain't exactly world burning material. And you sound less cool when you say that than you think you do.Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:56 pmIt doesn't mean anything other than I like watching the world burn.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:53 pm does this mean that epi can't spout his "i don't even care if i win" spiel in any "fake mafia" game he willingly signs up for ever again?
So basically:
Call me whatever suits you. I didn't do what I did to try to win or gain an advantage. I popped in and stirred the pot because I had nothing else to do at the moment (the NBA game I was watching had ended). I saw there was a tie, and I decided to break it. If somebody had a plan and I took a dump all over it, then even better.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:00 pmTranslation: I get to call him a poser every time he says it.Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:56 pmIt doesn't mean anything other than I like watching the world burn.insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:53 pm does this mean that epi can't spout his "i don't even care if i win" spiel in any "fake mafia" game he willingly signs up for ever again?
Anything but.
HERE'S HIM QUOTING PART OF IT WHILE BEING FACEITOUSinsertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:33 pm Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?
AND HERE'S WHAT HE SAYS WHEN I QUESTION HIM ON IT
Translation: Epignosis is refusing to answer my goddamn post, and he most likely sees himself as very clever for doing so. He's also still a poser.
