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The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:12 pm
by JaggedJimmyJay
Hey gang,

There's a bad habit some of us have gotten into in recent memory, including myself. I don't mean for this to be a scold or an accusation; it's just an ordinary Mafia term which sees usage all over the Internet. I'd like to suggest that we take the lead as a community to change it. "CFD" stands for Chinese Fire Drill. This comes with a connotation which isn't ideal or appropriate, and it could stand to be remedied.

If it's not clear, the term refers to a scenario in a Mafia game wherein, near the final moment of a voting deadline, a large number of players move their votes from one possible lynchee to a different lynchee. The strategy itself is perfectly reasonable, and I do not intend for this thread to be used to debate that. Instead, I just want to come up with a new term to describe this kind of occurrence which doesn't draw from any racial stereotypes/jokes/etc.

One option: "musical chairs" -- basically the same dang thing.

Any other ideas? :)

Re: The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:19 pm
by Epignosis
Sure.

"Bullshit."

Re: The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:20 pm
by speedchuck
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:12 pm One option: "musical chairs" -- basically the same dang thing.
I actually came up with this before I reached this point in the post. It's an apt term.

It's going to be hard to change habit, but I'm up to the challenge.

If we want an acronym that's not "MC", then we could use:
Really Quick Switch (RQS)
Rapid Vote Change (RVC)
Very Stupid Plan (VSP)

Or, my favorite: Railroad Switch (RS, which could also stand for Rapid Switch)
Because it fits with "lynch train" so well.

linki: :srsnod:

Re: The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:26 pm
by Epignosis
"It is my understanding that this phrase originated in the early 1900s. It came from an [sic] naval incident where a ship officered by the British and crewed by the Chinese set up a fire drill for a fire in the engine room. In the event of a fire the crew was to draw water from the starboard side, take it to the engine room and throw it on the fire. Another crew in the engine room was to take the thrown water and throw it over the port side [i.e. pump it out, then throw it overboard, to prevent flooding].

When the drill was called the first moments went according to plan then it got confused. The crew began drawing the water from the starboard side and running over to the port side and throwing the water over, by-passing the the engine room completely.

Thus the expression "Chinese Fire Drill" entered our lexicon as meaning a large confused action by individuals accomplishing nothing."

-Douglass Chappell

Re: The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:29 pm
by Dragon D. Luffy
Wait, this is not the thread where we make a campign to stop CFDs?

Nevermind. Imma go create it.

Re: The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:34 pm
by speedchuck
Y'know, if we stop doing them, we can stop using the term. Kinda a reverse 1984 thing.

Re: The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:44 pm
by JaggedJimmyJay
You'll never get me to stop doing things that work. :beer:

Re: The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:18 pm
by DharmaHelper
HOT POTATO 2018

Re: The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:02 pm
by Jackofhearts2005
Dragon D. Luffy wrote: Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:29 pm Wait, this is not the thread where we make a campign to stop CFDs?

Nevermind. Imma go create it.
Yeah, I'm actually on board with this plan. Problem solved.

Re: The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:44 pm
by JaggedJimmyJay
If hot potatoes don't happen, I don't get lynched in Mountain Mafia.

Re: The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:25 am
by Dragon D. Luffy
If hot potatoes dont happen, you and Wilgy have 50% of the votes each and no surprise Speedchuck lynch to shake things up.

We almost lost that game on CFDs.

Re: The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:29 pm
by JaggedJimmyJay
Dragon D. Luffy wrote: Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:25 am If hot potatoes dont happen, you and Wilgy have 50% of the votes each and no surprise Speedchuck lynch to shake things up.

We almost lost that game on CFDs.
I had 1 vote and the other two had 3+. I was in third place before Epignosis rightly turned it around.

Re: The Official "Let's stop saying 'CFD'" Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 6:08 pm
by Dragon D. Luffy
You are ignoring the ancient times 6 hours before the end of the phase where you were leading the lynch with 5+ votes.

Then I went to bed and woke up to see a surprise Speedchuck lynch near the day end.