Vocaroo Too! Mafia [Endgame]

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Glorious vindication for POE

[dunya]

Yay!

mom knows best

[Sloonei]

remaining tinfoil

[Sloonei]

remaining tinfoil

My ego thanks you

[dunya]

remaining tinfoil

not even

[Kylemii]

I'm kinda glad we never had to lynch a child

[Sloonei]

remaining tinfoil

not even

smh

[dunya]

I'm kinda glad we never had to lynch a child

poor tink

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I'm kinda glad we never had to lynch a child

poor tink

Tink's bravery

[Epignosis]

The post will be late. We had a bit of an emergency here in the Brown household. Burst pipe of some sort and a leak. BAH! Epi is going to post later. Prayers and good thoughts our way that our home isn't damaged from the water running behind our walls for hours most likely

[dunya]

The post will be late. We had a bit of an emergency here in the Brown household. Burst pipe of some sort and a leak. BAH! Epi is going to post later. Prayers and good thoughts our way that our home isn't damaged from the water running behind our walls for hours most likely

genius

[Kylemii]

vote Tink for MVP

[speedchuck]

Another danged catch up post

[Sloonei]

Another danged catch up post

answers

[Elohcin]

on kyle

[Kylemii]

on kyle

okay, but a point to consider in future games

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Simon credit = speedchuck credit

[Sloonei]

Simon credit = speedchuck credit

speedchuck?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Simon credit = speedchuck credit

speedchuck?

Tink, speedchuck, Simon

[Sloonei]

The thing is

I'm a bozo

[dunya]

[Sloonei]

won't be around, but in case I die...

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I case I die

[dunya]

did Epi forget about us?

[Epignosis]

[speedchuck]

soo

[dunya]

yep lynch wilgy

[Kylemii]

vote wilgy

[dunya]

gj sloonster

[Kylemii]

yep lynch wilgy

Lizzy!!!

[dunya]

yep lynch wilgy

Lizzy!!!

the bitch scratched and bit me earlier because she was sitting her fat ass over my mouse and hand and I was not moving her, then I must have touched her somewhere she doesn't like to be touched as I tried moving my mouse under her, because she flipped on me and scratched and bit my hand then jumped away. needless to say, I am giving her the stinkeye for the rest of the evening.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Vote Wilgy, night results

[dunya]

[mention]DrWilgy[/mention]

[dunya]

Vote Wilgy, night results

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Vote Wilgy, night results

[Epignosis]

[dunya]

what was drwilgy's role?

[dunya]

gg. I enjoyed it greatly, despite some hiccups along the way. I was really self conscious and nervous about arguing / defending myself, since I have had personal struggles with defending myself ever since I was a kid and it felt almost personal when someone accused me of something with their voice. It was weird. It's not the same as reading someone call you a lying bitch tbh... But I appreciated the new experience, even if I got frustrated a few times. I appreciate the encouragement Epi and juliets gave me a lot! I'm sorry to Eloh, and I love you!

also, Tink--amazing fake role claim. 8 years old and more ballsy than me. She's a mafia goddess and really did turn this game around with her claim. She may have died Night 2, but she's one of the reasons we had such and easy POE stage.

[Sloonei]

Neat

[dunya]

also, really nice end game for [mention]Made[/mention], despite not being able to sway us, I was ready to lynch JaggedJimmyJay in your place.

Thanks for the fun and effort you put into that defense!

[Epignosis]

what was drwilgy's role?

One-shot Janitor.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Jay babbles about the game for 8.5 minutes

[Epignosis]

Jack Benny (Sloonei)
Your money or your life? Just kidding, pal. You’ll stand there all day thinking it over. Say, what’s in that big vault of yours? No, no, I can assure you we are not interested in your money. Or your violin playing. But say, couldn’t you hide somebody in there to keep him safe? I’m sure you could! Trouble is, he couldn’t do much on the outside world if he’s trapped in there. Great! You can be the Civilian Jailor.

Fred Allen (JaggedJimmyJay)
Mr. Allen, you are a master ad-libber. You can find out when there’s a stowaway on a fifty-cent tour. And thanks to your Pasternak Factory Tested Pussy-Willow Mattress (which makes your back arch) and New York’s leading daily (that lines the bottom of your bird’s cage), you have an eye for bad sponsors and impostors You are the Vanilla Cop.

W.C. Fields (speedchuck)
You may hate children and you may hate dogs, but you aren’t a bad guy, are ya fella? Nah, you’re not. A guy who likes lemonade can’t be all that bad, now can he? The folks at home hope you like vanilla and civilians, because you are a Vanilla Civilian.

Freeman Gosden (Simon)
You Amos, and a Vanilla Civilian.

Charles Correll (Abigail)
You Andy. And a Vanilla Civilian.

Mel Blanc (dunya)
"Eh, what's up, doc?" You may be the man of a thousand voices, but you aren’t a doctor or anything of the sort. Mel, you’ve been a Maxwell automobile, a violin teacher, a parrot, a polar bear named Carmichael, and even a little Mexican, but this time around, you’re a Vanilla Civilian.

Dinah Shore (Elohcin)
Dinah Shore! You believe in the three Bs: Barrelhouse, Boogie-Woogie, and the Blues. You are “Mademoiselle Dinah ‘Diva’ Shore,” who starts a fire by rubbing two notes together! And on top of all that, you are a Vanilla Civilian!

Bob Hope (Spacedaisy)
Bob, you are a master of one-liners and self-depreciating humor. You are also a Vanilla Civilian.

George Burns (MovingPictures07)
Have a cigar, George. While college fraternities may not have appreciated you breaking up Guy Lombardo’s “Thirty Minutes of the Sweetest Music This Side of Heaven” with your routines, you eventually showed them! Still, you are but a Vanilla Civilian.

William Conrad (Marmot)
"I'm that man, Matt Dillon, United States Marshal -- the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It's a chancy job, and it makes a man watchful . . . and a little lonely." You are the voice of Marshall Matt Dillon, who may make Gunsmoke, but you do so as a Vanilla Civilian.

Virginia Gregg (Kylemii)
You’ve met Sam Spade, Joe Friday, Marshall Matt Dillon, and even Jack Benny. You’re a real Jill-of-all-Trades, which makes you the perfect Vanilla Civilian.

Mafia
Orson Welles (DrWilgy)
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows! And so do you, because you are the Mafia One-shot Janitor.

Edgar Bergen (Made)
You are the puppeteer in charge of Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd. You are a witty ventriloquist and capable of making other people look guilty. You are a Mafia Goon.

Gracie Allen (RadicalFuzz)
You can’t figure out if you are George Burns’ straight man or not. One thing is for sure- you aren’t playing straight. You are a Mafia Goon.

[Kylemii]

Good game, that was fun. I was apprehensive about playing the game at all because I hate hearing my voice recorded and I have like... extreme anxiety about leaving voice mails. The reason why my posts ended up so long and ramble-y was because I decided it would be better to just say shit and not worry about how it sounded. My first few recordings were probably recorded ten or twenty times to get them right lol.

Thank you Epignosis for hosting us, and for your amazing death posts. Abbott and Costello joke will probably always be my favorite death.

Special mention to Tink who ended up being fairly instrumental in our victory, even despite dying. The end game was much easier for us than it might have been if you hadn't pulled the gambit that you did.

[Epignosis]

Also, Vanilla Cop bitches. Learn to Google.

[dunya]

Also, Vanilla Cop bitches. Learn to Google.

honestly, never seen this role before. I like it though, it's a weakened down version of the alignment cop. Nice.

[dunya]

Jay babbles about the game for 8.5 minutes

wow how impatient are you? I listened to Epi's posts as he intended for us to listen to them and enjoyed them. It's called self restraint, learn it.

[Kylemii]

I'm also like really glad Eloh turned out to not be mafia cus now I don't have to feel bad for breaking the tie to lynch Marmot instead of her.

[Epignosis]

A word on Tink lying.

That was entirely her idea.

She is a liar. She's gotten in trouble for that. Many times.

So when I explained how heists work, she of course HAD to lie about something.

She even explained it to me this way: "I have to lie so the superheroes don't die."

You got it, gal. You got it.

So she lied and claimed cop and picked speedchuck and that's my girl.

A liar at heart.

I have no idea where she gets it.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Good game, that was fun. I was apprehensive about playing the game at all because I hate hearing my voice recorded and I have like... extreme anxiety about leaving voice mails. The reason why my posts ended up so long and ramble-y was because I decided it would be better to just say shit and not worry about how it sounded. My first few recordings were probably recorded ten or twenty times to get them right lol.

If an outside perspective means anything: you needn't worry about that. Your voice didn't sound weird or awkward or any such thing, you sounded perfectly fine. It's okay to be a bit rambly in a game like this which by its very nature encourages a lot of thinking aloud like that.