ROUND FOUR ☢ ZOMBIE GAME

#201

But... but I called him a slut.

#202

Lover's spat

#203

I touch spacedaisy

Daisy if I am a Zombie right now I will give you my Garnet.

#204

Oh boy howdy golly gosh

#205

I cannot touch LC again.

#206

30 minutes left, and the five people I mentioned earlier still do not have a successful touch.

#207

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:31 pm 30 minutes left, and the five people I mentioned earlier still do not have a successful touch.

MP and daisy do

#208

Actually, for the record this round ends at 8:05 CST, so there's actually 25 minutes left from when I post this.

#209

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:40 pm
insertnamehere wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:31 pm 30 minutes left, and the five people I mentioned earlier still do not have a successful touch.
MP and daisy do

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 5:59 pm Unfortunately, I didn't think through the ramifications of touching two people in the first round.

Spacedaisy, want to touch this time?

This isn't in the format I requested, and he could theoretically be seeing if Daisy is open to the possibility rather than actually committing. I'm sorry for forgetting to get clarification. Unfortunately, now this touch is in a weird purgatorial Schrodinger's cat type state unless MP provides clarification.

#210

Schrodinger's sock

#211

15 minutes left? Or slightly off that

#212

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:40 pm Actually, for the record this round ends at 8:05 CST, so there's actually 25 minutes left from when I post this.

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:45 pm 15 minutes left? Or slightly off that

You're low by 5

#213

Also: Purgatorial Schrodinger's Cat. Future Mafia role or band name?

#214

Well shit. I will touch @speedchuck

#215

TOUCH #11 - SPEEDCHUCK/SPACEDAISY

#216

Why me

Why not LC

agh.

I was gonna touch you tomorrow.

#217

I'm still here LC

#218

#219

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buridan%27s_ass

#220

Oh no....

#221

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:53 pm Why me

Why not LC

agh.

I was gonna touch you tomorrow.

Well, there's no reason why she should care to help us win. She wants to win.

#222

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:59 pm
speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:53 pm Why me

Why not LC

agh.

I was gonna touch you tomorrow.
Well, there's no reason why she should care to help us win. She wants to win.

But you were an objectively less risky choice

#223

3 minutes, folks.

#224

Unless Daisy is.... A ZOMBIE

#225

Does day end at the start or end of the minute? Asking for a friend.

#226

Daisy literally could not have been a zombie before touching speed. You cannot find a scenario for four zombies yesterday in which she was one.

#227

End of the minute.

Don't say I never did anything nice.

#228

Thank you

#229

Well, that's fucking great, wish I had known that earlier.

Whatever. Guess I'm a zombie now.

#230

You can still complete the touch MP just do it fast.

#231

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:05 pm Well, that's fucking great, wish I had known that earlier.

Whatever. Guess I'm a zombie now.

the minute isn't over

#232

I touch [mention]Spacedaisy[/mention], if it's still allowed.

#233

I drink my cure.

#234

I touch [mention]speedchuck[/mention]

#235

Dammit, linki got me.

#236

TOUCH #12 - M PLUS 7/SPACEDAISY

#237

Did the zombies just win outright?

#238

EdJou wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:06 pm Did the zombies just win outright?

Certainly not.

I just won outright.

#239

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:07 pm
EdJou wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:06 pm Did the zombies just win outright?
Certainly not.

I just won outright.

You are past deadline, sir. My offer has expired.

Unless they don't expire, in which case crap.

#240

I missed it.

#241

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:08 pm
Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:07 pm
EdJou wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:06 pm Did the zombies just win outright?
Certainly not.

I just won outright.
You are past deadline, sir. My offer has expired.

Unless they don't expire, in which case crap.

That's ok, I'm still willing to touch you tomorrow. I just wanted the garnet, but I couldn't touch you while you were infected with DH's stench.

#242

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:09 pm
speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:08 pm
Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:07 pm
EdJou wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:06 pm Did the zombies just win outright?
Certainly not.

I just won outright.
You are past deadline, sir. My offer has expired.

Unless they don't expire, in which case crap.
That's ok, I'm still willing to touch you tomorrow. I just wanted the garnet, but I couldn't touch you while you were infected with DH's stench.

What garnet?

#243

DisgruntledPorcupine, EdJou, and Long Con failed to successfully touch anyone during Round 2 either by inaction or ineptitude, and have been turned into zombies, if they weren't already.

#244

PSA if anyone picks me for this death match I will 100% nuke you from orbit.

#245

Humans at the end of the game get one garnet per touch with a human.

#246

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:08 pm I missed it.

Once again: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buridan%27s_ass

#247

There are seven zombies and three humans etc etc

#248

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:10 pm Humans at the end of the game get one garnet per touch with a human.

So they do.

You said you wanted me to drink my cure first. But then you reacted inhumanly fast to try and get between me and the deadline. Why risk that?

#249

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:12 pm
Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:10 pm Humans at the end of the game get one garnet per touch with a human.
So they do.

You said you wanted me to drink my cure first. But then you reacted inhumanly fast to try and get between me and the deadline. Why risk that?

Where's the risk?

#250

END OF ROUND TWO

THERE ARE 3 HUMANS AND 7 ZOMBIES.

DH, DAISY, EDJOU, AND SPEEDCHUCK HAVE NO CURES. EVERYONE ELSE HAS ONE CURE.

ROUND THREE BEGINS NOW AND WILL END AT 8:15 PM CST TOMORROW.