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[Game Over] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 5:53 pm
by Spacedaisy
Better Off Ted Mafia
Hosted by Spacedaisy
Closed setup
Sixteen players
Role Madness

Mafia. Better.
Active Players
birdwithteeth11 - Phil Myman
indiglo - Bert Hutchins
juliets - Patricia
MacDougall - Dr. Bhamba
Matahari - Chet
nutella - Elijah Palmer
Rej - Veronica Palmer
sabie12 - replaced SokothQultuq - Janet S. Crotum

Fired Players
sabie12 - Rose Crisp (Civilian), Lynched D1
kylemii - Fired N1 - Ted Crisp
Creature - Lem Hewitt - Lynched D2
Epignosis - Fired N2 - Linda Zwordling
DrWilgy - Lynched D3 - Mordor the Unforgiving
Dragomir - Fired N3 - Debbie
Oreki - Lynched Day 4 - Sheila
Long Con - Fired N4 - Ryan the Security Guard

The Story So Far...
Day 0 - Themes are assigned to employee cubicles
Day 1 - sabie12 is lynched and revealed to be Rose Crisp, a civilian
Night 1 - Kylemii is fired for tripping the contamination alarms
Day 2 - Creature is lynched and revealed to be Lem Hewitt, a civilian
Night 2 - Epi was fired for bothcing the hornet perfume fiasco.
Day 3 - DrWilgy is lynched and revealed to be Mordor the Unforgiving, an Independent

Rules
1. Phases will be 24/24.
2. No role claiming or infodumping.
3. No unauthorized BTSC.
4. Votes are changeable.
5. No double targeting.
6. No copy and pasting of any communication you receive privately from the host for any reason. This includes your role card.
7. If you are having problems with another player, please communicate with me or the Facilitator for this game.
8. Be respectful of other players.
9. If you ask me a question privately I will answer it privately. If you ask a question in the thread I will answer it in the thread. Think about where you want to ask your questions. That said, I don't promise I will answer every question. Deal with it!

10. This is the host color. Don't use it.


The thread is unlocked and the game has now begun. Everyone should have received their roles, please let me know if you did not receive anything. Have fun!

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 6:52 pm
by Spacedaisy




Welcome to your new position at Veridian Dynamics. We're so glad you chose to accept the job and we look forward to all the new and exciting products we will be working on with you. Please keep your employee badge on you at all times, as it also functions as your keycard to access the building. And allows us to know where you are at all times. If you have little ones at home, may we suggest utilizing our after school daycare program, The Hive? They will learn all kind of useful labor skills such as painting lines in the parking garage and vacuuming the offices. It's a perk that it saves the company money! Finally we must remind you that your contract stipulates that anything you create while working for Veridian Dynamics is our sole property. The legal department is researching what that means for any children you conceive while working for us, but don't worry, we offer adequate health benefits and Veridian coupons redeemable for fun Veridian swag if you work hard and perform well! Recently we relaxed our policies on personalizing your work cubicle. Now you are free to choose one of four approved cubicle themes!


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Welcome to the team!


It is now Day 0. By the end of the poll you must be evenly distributed amongst the four cubicle themes. If you are not, I will redistribute the final extra votes for any themes that have too many votes into ones that need it. Anyone who is one of those extra votes will begin with a vote on them in the Day 1 lynch poll.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 7:05 pm
by sabie12
Space! Love this show I'm excited for this game

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 7:08 pm
by sabie12
Guess I was the first one to show up to work. Well whenever anyone gets to work just be careful what theme you pick because we have to be evenly distributed. Interesting game mechanic

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 7:13 pm
by nutella
gotta get in on the cats early, wouldn't want to end up with sports or cars :\

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 7:15 pm
by sabie12
Nah sports and cars are boring

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 7:25 pm
by Long Con
They sure are! I went with Space, so hopefully some more masculine types will come along for the heretofore unchosen themes.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 7:35 pm
by nutella
[mention]Kylemii[/mention] get in on the cat train we can be cubicle neighbors

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 8:34 pm
by Kylemii
I didn't even read any of the options after cats. Cats is the objectively right answer, always, no matter what

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 8:37 pm
by juliets
I'm taking cat unless there are too many already

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 8:47 pm
by Sloonei
Kylemii wrote: Fri May 17, 2019 8:34 pm I didn't even read any of the options after cats. Cats is the objectively right answer, always, no matter what
”What’s for dinner?”

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 8:50 pm
by juliets
Whew, only 3 on cats.

so I know nothing about this show. I was going to watch an episode but the game snuck up on me, so I may have some dumb questions.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 9:00 pm
by Matahari
I’m going with space.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 9:02 pm
by DrWilgy
OVERFLOWING WITH PURE MASCULINITY.

UNRELENTING WITH UNCONTROLLED FEMININITY.

MY NAME IS DRWILGY AND I AM MOST DEFINITELY A DOCTOR.

Pleasure to make your acquaintance. I like the feeling of cacti between my toes.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 9:32 pm
by SokothQultuq
Hello All! Space... the final frontier...
I mean was there any question that I would go with Space? That is like totally not my thing. LOL
I too have to admit i'm pretty sure I've not seen all of this show. I may have seen a couple of episodes but I honestly cannot remember. I may have to add it to my list if its not already in one. But this should be fun!

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 9:32 pm
by Kylemii
if you fill your cubicle with "space" or "green bay packers" you're gonna become the "space guy" or the "green bay packers guy" but you don't have that problem with cats cus everyone likes cats

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 9:32 pm
by Kylemii
no one in the world legitimately likes old cars that's just a meme

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 10:12 pm
by sabie12
SokothQultuq wrote: Fri May 17, 2019 9:32 pm Hello All! Space... the final frontier...
I mean was there any question that I would go with Space? That is like totally not my thing. LOL
I too have to admit i'm pretty sure I've not seen all of this show. I may have seen a couple of episodes but I honestly cannot remember. I may have to add it to my list if its not already in one. But this should be fun!
Definitely worth a watch. I also love star trek

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 11:23 pm
by speedchuck
Greetings, all! I will be your facilitator for this game!

What does that mean? It means I am a third party you can talk to about the game. Something bugging you? PM me! Got bragging rights? PM me! Want SOMEONE to talk to another player and tell them to be nice? PM me!

Please, PM me. Always happy to chat. This is a game, and steam should be directed at the steam vent. That's me. Thanks. :cloud9:

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 11:32 pm
by Epignosis
Cars run over cats all the time.
Green Bay Packers run over cats all the time (see: Bengals, Panthers).
Space will destroy a cat because there is nothing for cats to land on with their clawed feet.

I pick space, because cars need space to go, and the Packers need space to run, and space needs space to be space.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 11:54 pm
by DrWilgy
:srsnod:

Epi has never been more correct in his life.

He's town. Someone fight me on this.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:25 am
by Kylemii
are any of these things involved in the show in any way?

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:26 am
by Epignosis
I know absolutely nothing.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:29 am
by Kylemii
please no spoilers

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 1:15 am
by Matahari
Kylemii wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 12:25 am are any of these things involved in the show in any way?
I don’t know either, because I’ve never watched it. But I do think some of us are going to get moved off the choice we made. We have 6 people on space, and I think we’re only supposed to have 4.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 4:13 am
by SokothQultuq
Not even day 1 yet and Doc's going surgical strike on someone. LOL

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 6:52 am
by sabie12
Yeah this is in the shoes. They're only allowed certain "approved" decorations for their cubicles.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 6:52 am
by sabie12
Haha autocorrect. That's supposed to say show

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:04 am
by sabie12
Matahari wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 1:15 am
Kylemii wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 12:25 am are any of these things involved in the show in any way?
I don’t know either, because I’ve never watched it. But I do think some of us are going to get moved off the choice we made. We have 6 people on space, and I think we’re only supposed to have 4.
It sounds like it matters what order you voted so if the order is correct then you and epi would have to move to a different option so as not to get a vote put on you if I'm reading that right.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:39 am
by Rej
Hello guys, I am the new guy here, which doesn't mean I am unexperienced, but I have to get familair with you guys and the forum.
I know absolutely nothing about the show, but I am ready if someone wanna go against me. I voted Space because I like space over cats tho.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 9:27 am
by Creature
What is this game?

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:01 am
by Long Con
This is a game where Epi, Sokoth, and Rej start Day 1 with an extra vote! :)

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:02 am
by birdwithteeth11
Kylemii wrote: Fri May 17, 2019 8:34 pm I didn't even read any of the options after cats. Cats is the objectively right answer, always, no matter what
:srsnod:

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:02 am
by birdwithteeth11
DrWilgy wrote: Fri May 17, 2019 9:02 pm OVERFLOWING WITH PURE MASCULINITY.

UNRELENTING WITH UNCONTROLLED FEMININITY.

MY NAME IS DRWILGY AND I AM MOST DEFINITELY A DOCTOR.

Pleasure to make your acquaintance. I like the feeling of cacti between my toes.
Would you say you have holy feet then?

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:05 am
by birdwithteeth11
DrWilgy wrote: Fri May 17, 2019 11:54 pm :srsnod:

Epi has never been more correct in his life.

He's town. Someone fight me on this.
Let me find some boxing gloves...

Are you serious or just fooling around at this point? I can never tell with you.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:06 am
by birdwithteeth11
Also I find it interesting that some people didn't read the host's OP about the Day 0 poll, based on the way the votes have gone so far.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:37 am
by juliets
So cats has exactly 4: nutella, Kyle, me, bwt. Looking good. Not understanding the Space thing though.

[mention]Rej[/mention] welcome to the syndicate mafia!

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 11:05 am
by Rej
juliets wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 10:37 am So cats has exactly 4: nutella, Kyle, me, bwt. Looking good. Not understanding the Space thing though.

@Rej welcome to the syndicate mafia!
Thanks Juliet!

Why you don't understand the space thing? :confused2: I want to see galaxies and stars inside my cubicle. It also counts in space-cats.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 11:11 am
by juliets
Rej wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:05 am
juliets wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 10:37 am So cats has exactly 4: nutella, Kyle, me, bwt. Looking good. Not understanding the Space thing though.

@Rej welcome to the syndicate mafia!
Thanks Juliet!

Why you don't understand the space thing? :confused2: I want to see galaxies and stars inside my cubicle. It also counts in space-cats.
The thing I don't understand is the instructions in the OP says the selections have to be spread evenly or there will be consequences. Space has 7 people voting for it (when I last looked) so that's too many. Go back to her explanation from her in the OP, I'm probably not explaining it well.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:00 pm
by Rej
juliets wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:11 am
Rej wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:05 am
juliets wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 10:37 am So cats has exactly 4: nutella, Kyle, me, bwt. Looking good. Not understanding the Space thing though.

@Rej welcome to the syndicate mafia!
Thanks Juliet!

Why you don't understand the space thing? :confused2: I want to see galaxies and stars inside my cubicle. It also counts in space-cats.
The thing I don't understand is the instructions in the OP says the selections have to be spread evenly or there will be consequences. Space has 7 people voting for it (when I last looked) so that's too many. Go back to her explanation from her in the OP, I'm probably not explaining it well.
Oh it was the very last note on that add. WU. Got it! But what if I insist on wanting space?

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:02 pm
by Rej
Oh so we will have drawbacks like no extra votes, and the others will have extra votes? that's actually brutal :sweatwipe:

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:08 pm
by juliets
Rej wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 12:02 pm Oh so we will have drawbacks like no extra votes, and the others will have extra votes? that's actually brutal :sweatwipe:
Haha, Daisy is full of little extra twists in games!

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:27 pm
by Creature
What a boring D0

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:32 pm
by juliets
Creature wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 12:27 pm What a boring D0
Feel free to do something about it if you don't like it. A lot of players haven't checked in yet, probably because it's the weekend and people are out enjoying themselves.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:36 pm
by DrWilgy
birdwithteeth11 wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 10:02 am
DrWilgy wrote: Fri May 17, 2019 9:02 pm OVERFLOWING WITH PURE MASCULINITY.

UNRELENTING WITH UNCONTROLLED FEMININITY.

MY NAME IS DRWILGY AND I AM MOST DEFINITELY A DOCTOR.

Pleasure to make your acquaintance. I like the feeling of cacti between my toes.
Would you say you have holy feet then?
Indeed. Shall I share the glory?
birdwithteeth11 wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 10:05 am
DrWilgy wrote: Fri May 17, 2019 11:54 pm :srsnod:

Epi has never been more correct in his life.

He's town. Someone fight me on this.
Let me find some boxing gloves...

Are you serious or just fooling around at this point? I can never tell with you.
I'm serious. I've not seen epi enter a thread this civvi before in my life. You got beef?

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:48 pm
by juliets
DrWilgy wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 12:36 pm
birdwithteeth11 wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 10:05 am
DrWilgy wrote: Fri May 17, 2019 11:54 pm :srsnod:

Epi has never been more correct in his life.

He's town. Someone fight me on this.
Let me find some boxing gloves...

Are you serious or just fooling around at this point? I can never tell with you.
I'm serious. I've not seen epi enter a thread this civvi before in my life. You got beef?
I laughed at Epi's post but it seemed NAI to me.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:52 pm
by Dragomir
Rej wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 8:39 am Hello guys, I am the new guy here, which doesn't mean I am unexperienced, but I have to get familair with you guys and the forum.
I know absolutely nothing about the show, but I am ready if someone wanna go against me. I voted Space because I like space over cats tho.
[VOTE: Rej] aubergine

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 1:02 pm
by juliets
Dragomir wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 12:52 pm
Rej wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 8:39 am Hello guys, I am the new guy here, which doesn't mean I am unexperienced, but I have to get familair with you guys and the forum.
I know absolutely nothing about the show, but I am ready if someone wanna go against me. I voted Space because I like space over cats tho.
[VOTE: Rej] aubergine
Hi Dragomir, what are you seeing in this post by Rej that causes you to vote for him?

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 1:03 pm
by juliets
juliets wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 1:02 pm
Dragomir wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 12:52 pm
Rej wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 8:39 am Hello guys, I am the new guy here, which doesn't mean I am unexperienced, but I have to get familair with you guys and the forum.
I know absolutely nothing about the show, but I am ready if someone wanna go against me. I voted Space because I like space over cats tho.
[VOTE: Rej] aubergine
Hi Dragomir, what are you seeing in this post by Rej that causes you to vote for him?
Oh wait [mention]Dragomir[/mention] - lol, my bad - we're in Day 0. So nvm.

Re: [Day 0] Better Off Ted

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 1:04 pm
by Rej
Dragomir wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 12:52 pm
Rej wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 8:39 am Hello guys, I am the new guy here, which doesn't mean I am unexperienced, but I have to get familair with you guys and the forum.
I know absolutely nothing about the show, but I am ready if someone wanna go against me. I voted Space because I like space over cats tho.
[VOTE: Rej] aubergine
oh welcome Dragoboy, thanks for showing me the voteformat on this forum :cloud9: so I don't have to bother the host with this question.