Jack Attack Mafia (Day 5)

[Jackofhearts2005]

Player List:
Long Con
nutella (formerly DrWilgy)
Wisp
KitsuShel
sabie12
Epignosis
JaggedJimmyJay



Dead:
Funnygurl555 - ??? - ???
NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME - Jackie Robinson - Town
Pawn Lelouch and sprityo - Genocide Jack/Toko - 3rd Party
Alison - Jack Horner - Town
Hally - Jack Skellington - Town
ColinIsCool - ??? - ???
TonyStarkPrime - False Berserker - Town
Spacedaisy - Jack Ryan - Town

Subs:
Scirrus
Maybe Mac






Polls go here:
Day 1

Spoiler: show

Day 2

Spoiler: show

Day 3

Spoiler: show

Day 4 (fuck imgur for taking away mobile upload outside of app)

Spoiler: show

[Jackofhearts2005]

Standard Jack Rules

1) Don't quote your role pm, discuss the game outside this thread (unless your role pm says you can) or get your panties in a knot. It's just a game.

2) Days are 48 hours. Nights are 23 hours.

3) Plurality voting is in effect. That is, whoever has the most votes at the end of the day is executed. In the event of a tie, I will flip a coin to determine who is executed.

4) I will not tell you if you were misdirected. I will NOT tell you if your action failed.

5) Info dumping is allowed.

6) Anti town players get fake claims if applicable.

7) Each member of a mafia/mason/cult team must submit their own night action.

8) Double targeting is allowed.

9) I probably won't lie to you but you never know.

10) The town wins by eliminating the mafia and any third party players that are a threat to the town. The mafia wins by achieving parity with the town.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Night 0

The incredibly good looking man sat at his laptop, writing a story. It had been a long time since he had handed off the reins of the RPSC to nobody at all. After his daughter was born, writing just hadn’t seemed so important anymore and after his son was born, it looked like that dream was gone forever.

Or was it? Things had come flooding back to him. Characters. Themes. Long game plot threads to make Claremont blush. He’d written for three hours straight, afraid that the muse would leave him. But it hasn’t. At last, he scrolled to the top to look at his story.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jakc a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dill boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dll boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Allwork and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

The handsome man began to shake uncontrollably. He fell out of his chair and convulsed on the ground until a piece of something flew out of him and became another him. He looked up at the new him in front of him and the handsome man laughed and laughed, a maniacal dangerous laugh. Another him left him.

“What’s wrong with mhee ho?” the handsome man asked.

“Nothing,” the third handsome man said, grinning from ear to ear. He reached his hand out to help his original self up. “You just need a little rest.”

When the first took the third’s hand, electricity shot through his entire body, frying him alive. The second and third smiled to each other.

“After you,” the second said.

“Why thank you,” the third replied with a chuckle. And then they were gone, leaving the handsome man’s body lying on the floor.

As it turned out, the body was not in fact a dead body. Not completely, anyway. The body continued to spasm after the pair had left, sending out more and more incredibly handsome fellows.

The last one to be separated from the incredibly handsome man was a monster. The monster checked his gun and then looked at the body.

“I only need to save one,” the monster mumbled to himself. He pointed the gun at the original him.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you, Jack.”

The monster turned to see a familiar old man and and unfamiliar blonde one, both dressed in black.

“You’re not me. Neither of you are.”

The old man smiled. “No, we’re not, Jack. But we are him. Perhaps more than you are. That’s not why I gave you that gun.”

“Isn’t it?”

The old man paused.

“No. It isn’t. Move on, Jack.”

The monster looked at the old man and then his companion and then back to the old man.

“What if I don’t want to?”

“Then I’ll make you,” the blonde man said with a smirk. “Mongrel.”

The monster shrugged and walked away.


Day 1 begins now and will last 48 hours. The player with the most votes at the end of day will be executed. Votes on the poll will count but it is polite to call your vote in thread as well.

[Jackofhearts2005]

[mention]ColinIsCool[/mention]
[mention]Long Con[/mention]
[mention]TonyStarkPrime[/mention]
[mention]DrWilgy[/mention]
[mention]sprityo[/mention]
[mention]Spacedaisy[/mention]
[mention]Wisp[/mention]
[mention]KitsuShel[/mention]
[mention]sabie12[/mention]
[mention]Epignosis[/mention]
[mention]Alison[/mention]
[mention]NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME[/mention]
[mention]Funnygurl555[/mention]
[mention]JaggedJimmyJay[/mention]
[mention]Hally[/mention]

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Hi guys Jack here

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

You can’t kill me, hee ho

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Old people are evil

[Hally]

hi guys im jack nice to meet ya

[sabie12]

Disappointed I'm not jackfruit like I wanted, but excited the game has finally started!

[sabie12]

Old people are evil

I like old people.

[Hally]

gonna get this out of the way now

hard claim miller

i’m town but im told i will investigate as scum

rip me

[Hally]

an before anyone asks, yes it is 100% the correct play to claim that upfront and no i’m not scum trying to wifom people into not coping me

as tutuu would say, haters can eat my dab

[sabie12]

an before anyone asks, yes it is 100% the correct play to claim that upfront and no i’m not scum trying to wifom people into not coping me

as tutuu would say, haters can eat my dab

Never heard that one before haha

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Old people are evil

I like old people.

Then you clearly aren’t jack [VOTE: SabieTheNotJack] aubergine

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

gonna get this out of the way now

hard claim miller

i’m town but im told i will investigate as scum

rip me

What if ur mafia tho

[sabie12]

Old people are evil

I like old people.

Then you clearly aren’t jack [VOTE: SabieTheNotJack] aubergine

I work helping old people irl that's all

[Hally]

gonna get this out of the way now

hard claim miller

i’m town but im told i will investigate as scum

rip me

What if ur mafia tho

[VOTE: nanook u h8r] aubergine

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Old people are evil

I like old people.

Then you clearly aren’t jack [VOTE: SabieTheNotJack] aubergine

I work helping old people irl that's all

Oh so you’re part of the problem I see hee ho

[Hally]

haters can eat my dab hee ho hee ho!

[sabie12]

Old people are evil

I like old people.

Then you clearly aren’t jack [VOTE: SabieTheNotJack] aubergine

I work helping old people irl that's all

Oh so you’re part of the problem I see hee ho

Almost thought you called me a ho for a second hahaha woooo hee ho

[Hally]

Old people are evil

I like old people.

Then you clearly aren’t jack [VOTE: SabieTheNotJack] aubergine

I work helping old people irl that's all

Oh so you’re part of the problem I see hee ho

Almost thought you called me a ho for a second hahaha woooo hee ho

lmao

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

haters can eat my dab hee ho hee ho!

That’s the spirit


Also holy fuck this poll is ugly has jack never heard of alphabetical order my god

[Funnygurl555]

hi :B

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Lmaooo

#nojudgments

[sabie12]

haters can eat my dab hee ho hee ho!

That’s the spirit


Also holy fuck this poll is ugly has jack never heard of alphabetical order my god

Our names are all jack so it doesn't matter

[Funnygurl555]

haters can eat my dab hee ho hee ho!

That’s the spirit


Also holy fuck this poll is ugly has jack never heard of alphabetical order my god

Our names are all jack so it doesn't matter

lmao

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

haters can eat my dab hee ho hee ho!

That’s the spirit


Also holy fuck this poll is ugly has jack never heard of alphabetical order my god

Our names are all jack so it doesn't matter

Touché!

[sabie12]

This game is pretty much jack trolls all of us as much possible.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Hee ho!

[Millium]

hi

[Millium]

What's the process for voting on this site?

[Hally]

[Hally]

What's the process for voting on this site?

vote by selecting a name in the poll at the top!

also recommended to signal your vote in the thread using vote tags

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

What's the process for voting on this site?

Hi chad!

Use the poll at the top of the thread

We usually try to call it in thread too

[sabie12]

Hahaha love this

[Millium]

and we got our first claim, nett
Hally should just self-resolve
either way, not something I worry about on day 1

[mention]NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME[/mention]
thanks boomer

[Epignosis]

Old people are evil

I like old people.

Then you clearly aren’t jack [VOTE: SabieTheNotJack] aubergine

I work helping old people irl that's all

Thank you for your services, young lady.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I’ll boom ur mom

[Hally]

and we got our first claim, nett
Hally should just self-resolve
either way, not something I worry about on day 1

@NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME
thanks boomer

how am i gonna self resolve?

other than murdering all the wolves and getting promptly shot ofc

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Apparently when I said slank I actually meant troll relentlessly

But that’s ok cause I’m jack and I’m not gonna die anyways hee ho

[Long Con]

Not gonna lie, I was hoping I'd get Jack Nicholson. Didn't, but I wasn't disappointed either.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I’m pretty sure jack just ran out of jack’s tbh

[Millium]

[mention]Hally[/mention]
because the likely-hood of you doing this as a mafia is slim to none
so you either town it up, or get lynched in latter days
or you get yeeted by the wolves because you are essentially a pseudo-IC if you are true claiming

[Long Con]

Ooo, I wonder if there's a Jack Daniels? That would be cool.

[Hally]

@Hally
because the likely-hood of you doing this as a mafia is slim to none
so you either town it up, or get lynched in latter days
or you get yeeted by the wolves because you are essentially a pseudo-IC if you are true claiming

ah, ok

towning it up i can do

[sabie12]

If someone else got jackfruit I'll be sad.

[Hally]

if im an IC does that mean im gonna die for the second straight N1

damn it

[Hally]

i think all the wolves are within the jacks

idk just a hunch

[Millium]

and given that I hard-claimed Miller as a goon once as meme, I can tell you that you are essentially already dead if you arent town

[TonyStarkPrime]

I'm jack. Old people are destroying America. Go Texas! Hee ho!