Highway Heist (MAFIA WIN)

[MacDougall]

Jayyyy?

[Scotty]

***static***
“…inciting talks that Canada might actually have its own government after all.”
“Everyone loves a feel good story, especially after a long day at work.”
*papers shuffling*
“We…we have breaking news.
Authorities have reportedly closed down the highway indefinitely following the deaths of more civilians this week. If you are looking to head into work- forget about it. Quit work, find a remote job or compete with the 4th graders selling lemonade on your corner. Whatever you need to do to make money as the elusive gang known as the Road Warriors has taken control of the main highway. Hell, Matt and I have had to work remotely for the first times in our lives. We can’t even get to the studio with the highway out of commission.”
“Never thought this day would come, Pat.”
“I never thought the day would come that you would escape Cancun after that incident at the motel with the chicken bone and the stripper, but miracles do happen!”
“Don’t do drugs, kids.”
“Now what do we talk about, Matt?”
“I thought about growing a garden in my backyard. I can talk about that.”
“No one wants to hear about that, Pat. The only green thumb you have is the joint our producer showed us last time in the office…”
*silence, then subtle weeping*
“This is Matt and Pat signing off for WIFOM: The…the High Way. This might be our last broadcast. The Road Warriors really did it this time.”

@NotAnAxehole has been run off the highway. He was:

Spoiler: show

RV, Vanilla Town

THE ROAD WARRIORS RULE THE HIGHWAY; MAFIA HAVE WON THE GAME! Congratulations to:

@c4e5g3d5
@Hally

Spoiler: show

@c4e5g3d5
@DrWilgy
@Dyslexicon
@Hally
@JaggedJimmyJay
@Macdougall
@Marmot
@Master Radishes
@NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME
@NotAnAxeHole

[c4e5g3d5]

HALLY ACTUAL GOAT

[Hally]

[MacDougall]

wow gg Hally... evil

[Hally]

gg! sorry y’all

i still got it

[MacDougall]

Awarding myself town MVP tho for my axe and c4 reads shaddap I'm mvp deal with it lmao

[MacDougall]

gg! sorry y’all

i still got it

yeh u made some killer wolf moves here grrrl lol

[c4e5g3d5]

Awarding myself town MVP tho for my axe and c4 reads shaddap I'm mvp deal with it lmao

Dude
Dude the fuckin
The thing you said about us clearing Nook
LMAO

[MacDougall]

Awarding myself town MVP tho for my axe and c4 reads shaddap I'm mvp deal with it lmao

Dude
Dude the fuckin
The thing you said about us clearing Nook
LMAO

Which thing was that?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Yeah that's about right.

[Hally]

this may be my best wolf game ever ngl

didn’t think i was still capable of this

c4 you were amazing

[c4e5g3d5]

Awarding myself town MVP tho for my axe and c4 reads shaddap I'm mvp deal with it lmao

Dude
Dude the fuckin
The thing you said about us clearing Nook
LMAO

Which thing was that?

You said we were potentially wolves spewing that we thought Nook would be consensus clear when he wasn't
Shit

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Obviously you killed it Hally. Bask in your glory everlasting, and maybe a best mafioso socky in about 10 months. Let's ensure this one isn't forgotten just for being early in the year gang.

And c4, you did everything you had to do. Good game to both of you.

[Hally]

thanks for hosting scotty

[juliets]

Ya'll that was one of the best games I have ever specced.
Everyone did well
Hally, c4 - masterful performance and congrats
Town - your heart was all over your performances
Such a great competition

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I'm genuinely happy. This is the best Not Win scenario. Hally wasn't losing, so all of the day's dialogue was irrelevant.

Also the game is over. We don't have to play Mafia tomorrow. We are blessed.

[MacDougall]

this may be my best wolf game ever ngl

didn’t think i was still capable of this

c4 you were amazing

You were fantastic. I might have had a small chance of finding you if I wasn't so deep in the POE. It allowed you to just townread me and win me over. Which is ironic cuz I brought up how that is a thing to you about an hr ago lol.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

HaLlY mAc Is TrYiNg To PoCkEt YoU

[MacDougall]

Awarding myself town MVP tho for my axe and c4 reads shaddap I'm mvp deal with it lmao

Dude
Dude the fuckin
The thing you said about us clearing Nook
LMAO

Which thing was that?

You said we were potentially wolves spewing that we thought Nook would be consensus clear when he wasn't
Shit

Haha yeah I did say that.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Bad game

Shrugs

GG c4 and hally

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Thanks for the game, Scotty. I enjoy the gentle theme.

[Scotty]

Thanks for the Stephen King novels from all of you. And thanks for playing!
Spooky play from an all around amazing group of players!

Well done to the winners on your dominant victory and well fought everyone involved!

[JaggedJimmyJay]

This is a game where town needs a Sloonei.

[c4e5g3d5]

Btw if you thought I was w/w with Axe today you were gonna think it so much more tomorrow if you got me

I uh, wrote some certain posts that I gave Hally in wc lol

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Hally's night kill choice would have been interesting given another night.

[MacDougall]

This is a game where town needs a Sloonei.

I don't think there is a town combination capable of coordinating to get Hally over. Alison being chopped d1 for no apparent reason did not help.

[MacDougall]

Btw if you thought I was w/w with Axe today you were gonna think it so much more tomorrow if you got me

I uh, wrote some certain posts that I gave Hally in wc lol

Haha nice. Yeah I actually did call out the defensiveness you had there as fake when Hally kept citing it lol.

[Syn]

@Scotty



@c4e5g3d5 @Hally

[Scotty]

Yes thank you Syn for the winner banners!

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

This game didn't need a sloonei it just needed less self congratulatory play

[c4e5g3d5]

Also
Town
I said this in wc and would've said it in here if I had ever found a good time and place to

Y'all need hugs

[JaggedJimmyJay]

This game didn't need a sloonei it just needed less self congratulatory play

who did that

[NotAnAxehole]

I was incredibly confused when I got the reveal... Mostly because I didn't understand how I could have missed EoD.

[Scotty]

I was just amazed at how Hally was constantly cleared as towncore in so many people’s minds in a game where there were no mafia flips

[NotAnAxehole]

I was considering actually doing an analysis of the game, good thing I didn't.

[NotAnAxehole]

Also, I legitimately didn't know that there were 2 consecutive nights.

[Hally]

@Scotty



@c4e5g3d5 @Hally

thanks!

[Chloe]

shes insane

[Hally]

Also, I legitimately didn't know that there were 2 consecutive nights.

that was hilarious lol

was scared you’d get cleared off it and our whole plan would be ruined

[Hally]

me: i’m gonna slank dont expect much guys
also me:

[JaggedJimmyJay]

what better way to close out my Mafia career by following a mafia sweep loss with a town sweep loss

[MacDougall]

Jay you were as good as ever. The wolves were very very good here. It was nice to see the old Jay back!

[DrWilgy]

Mac is in PoE.

Reactions to my claim point to a potential Hally.

Still wanna gank C4.

New rule. Always listen to Wilgy.

I was right the entire time to suspect C4 and Hally was open wolfing during EoD.

[Master Radishes]

First thing I said in dead chat was 'it's fucking hally isn't it'.


GG wolves. I don't even think town was bad, overall, that was just an excellent performance from both of you.

[Dyslexicon]

Ggs! Stellar mafia performance from both!

Thanks for the game @Scotty

[Dyslexicon]

this may be my best wolf game ever ngl

didn’t think i was still capable of this

c4 you were amazing

I think it likely is.
I was fully there at the start of each day.
But you posted your way out, and the game turned into sludge for me. No wonder I felt the whole game just being garbage. Cause from town pov, it was.

I got completely fooled by @c4e5g3d5 this game. Nice job!

[Marmot]

Great job wolves.

Also same to town. Yes it was a sweep, but this is easily the best town performance I have seen in a game where they were swept. The outcome doesn't accurately reflect that, but that's how it goes sometimes.

Great effort. Jay, I hope you come back for another, and if you do, please let me know so I can be assured to sign up (especially since I seem to have no trouble reading you anymore).

[Hally]

what he said ^