JJJ's Bad First Dates Mafia

[JaggedJimmyJay]

JJJ's Bad First Dates Mafia

Another dumb, narcissistic game for me to make fun of myself

Mountainous

The civilians are the bad first dates that were my fault

The mafia are the bad first dates that were their fault

Numbers are movable, but the game must be reasonably balanced --> 9/10 vs 2 | 12/13 vs 3 are fine

[Syn]

JJJ flexing that he's been on at least 11 to 15 dates

[JaggedJimmyJay]

[Scotty]

JJJ flexing that he's been on at least 11 to 15 dates

Yeah wat

I can barely name 10 girls I’ve ever been romanstically involved with.


But I’ll try

Julissa, Sarah May, Elizabeth, my wife, Becca, that girl I dated to get closer to Becca, Bird Girl

Yeah that’s all I got

[Ricochet]

JJJ flexing that he's been on at least 11 to 15 dates

Yeah wat

I can barely name 10 girls I’ve ever been romanstically involved with.


But I’ll try

Julissa, Sarah May, Elizabeth, my wife, Becca, that girl I dated to get closer to Becca, Bird Girl

Yeah that’s all I got

Are these in chronological order? :P

[pyxxy]

JJJ flexing that he's been on at least 11 to 15 dates

Yeah wat

I can barely name 10 girls I’ve ever been romanstically involved with.


But I’ll try

Julissa, Sarah May, Elizabeth, my wife, Becca, that girl I dated to get closer to Becca, Bird Girl

Yeah that’s all I got

Are these in chronological order? :P

*starts sweating*

[pyxxy]

also, /in

[fingersplints]

My worst first date was a guy I worked with. We were both in college and had mostly talked about partying. So he invited me to a party. It was in actuality and intimate dinner with his parents and his pastor and was literally so uncomfortable. I did not know how religious he was. Next day he sent me flowers at work, so everyone knew.

[Ricochet]

My worst first date was probably going to an open-air movie with the teacher from my B2 German course. Wild Tales, a sort of absurd comedic Spanish movie. And then she laughed decibels-high loudly at every gag in the movie, for the whole movie. And I found it impossible due to both not finding that movie just as hilarious, nor matching anywhere near the same levels of exteriorisation.

Second worst first date was also going to an open-air movie with a family friend. Except that it was colder than I anticipated and I ended up shivering through the whole hour and half.

Anyway, the other [n-numbered] first dates all devolved into relationships. :weakbicepbugsyflex:

[Ricochet]

P.S.: Scotty's "Bird Girl" now has to be a role in this game.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

My worst first date was a guy I worked with. We were both in college and had mostly talked about partying. So he invited me to a party. It was in actuality and intimate dinner with his parents and his pastor and was literally so uncomfortable. I did not know how religious he was. Next day he sent me flowers at work, so everyone knew.

I'm sorry for laughing so much

[tutuu]

My worst first date was a girl who told me she unironically likes Hitler. Least nationalistic serbian girl

[S~V~S]

My worst first date was a girl who told me she unironically likes Hitler. Least nationalistic serbian girl

You win the Bad Date Derby

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I look forward to sharing my entry in the competition, but no spoilers!

[tutuu]

My worst first date was a girl who told me she unironically likes Hitler. Least nationalistic serbian girl

You win the Bad Date Derby

[Scotty]

JJJ flexing that he's been on at least 11 to 15 dates

Yeah wat

I can barely name 10 girls I’ve ever been romanstically involved with.


But I’ll try

Julissa, Sarah May, Elizabeth, my wife, Becca, that girl I dated to get closer to Becca, Bird Girl

Yeah that’s all I got

Are these in chronological order? :P

Don’t remember. Will have to reference facebook and MySpace

[Scotty]

My worst first date was a guy I worked with. We were both in college and had mostly talked about partying. So he invited me to a party. It was in actuality and intimate dinner with his parents and his pastor and was literally so uncomfortable. I did not know how religious he was. Next day he sent me flowers at work, so everyone knew.

Yeah, that’s entirely norm-


-I’m sorry, WHAT NOW

[Scotty]

P.S.: Scotty's "Bird Girl" now has to be a role in this game.

She was a narcoleptic who would fall asleep suddenly all the time at bars and make the other patrons think I drugged her. And she had ~17 cockatiels in her closet

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Normally with mountainous games, I don't assign people flavor -- I just flip it when they die.

This time maybe I will actually include flavor in the role cards. Seeing people roleplay as my bad dates would be truly awfderful.

[Quin]

wasn't this a burglary

[Quin]

i went on a date once and didnt realise it was a date until 5 years later

[JaggedJimmyJay]

wasn't this a burglary

that was my fridge

[S~V~S]

Your fridge was a game too, wasn’t it? Someone’s fridge was or am I an crack?

[S~V~S]

*on

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Your fridge was a game too, wasn’t it? Someone’s fridge was or am I an crack?

Yeah that's what I mean. It was a burglary game with two themes at once -- Barney the dinosaur, and weird things in my fridge or that I eat.

[Tangrowth]

What a cursed idea for a theme, I love it.

[Lime Coke]

/spec

[Rem]

/in

[JaggedJimmyJay]

/in

Welcome aboard!

[JaggedJimmyJay]

We need two more to reach the minimum here, and I also want to allow the current Hustle (Zenon's game) continue a bit deeper before starting this one. I'll say tentatively that this game won't start any sooner than Tuesday the 18th of July, assuming we have enough players. Any of the following numbers are acceptable: 11, 12, 15, 16.

[S~V~S]

Modding

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Still one name short to make a game of this one. That's okay, as it allows the current Hustle to carry on a bit as I had preferred. But once we get one more I can just throw this game into motion (with a decent bit of notice in advance).

[tutuu]

@JaggedJimmyJay i joined back

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Excellent. I’ll lock it in at 9 vs. 2 and get us started tomorrow.