JJJ's Bad First Dates Mafia [END]

[Kate]

You are one hell of a scary substitution Kate

This.

I had so much fun. I never get to play day 3s and 4s anymore! You guys were great and congratulations on a well played game.

*tips hat*

[Epignosis]

Need to trust myself.
Need to trust myself.
Need to trust myself.
Need to trust myself.

[Epignosis]

Need to not play golf.
Need to not play golf.
Need to not play golf.
Need to not play golf.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Mafia chat

Spec chat

[Guillotine]

Guillo it was a pleasure wolfing with you.

Likewise my friend

[Kate]

Game over.

Kate has been eliminated. She was a bad first date, and it was indeed my fault.

All of the bad first dates were my fault.

I suck.

Thanks for playing, everyone.

Congratulations to the mafia team, DrWilgy and Guillotine!

Wait, wait I want my bad date story!!

[Epignosis]

Game over.

Kate has been eliminated. She was a bad first date, and it was indeed my fault.

All of the bad first dates were my fault.

I suck.

Thanks for playing, everyone.

Congratulations to the mafia team, DrWilgy and Guillotine!

Wait, wait I want my bad date story!!

[Kate]

Game over.

Kate has been eliminated. She was a bad first date, and it was indeed my fault.

All of the bad first dates were my fault.

I suck.

Thanks for playing, everyone.

Congratulations to the mafia team, DrWilgy and Guillotine!

Wait, wait I want my bad date story!!

*swoons*

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Wait, wait I want my bad date story!!

Kate was a first date that doesn't quite qualify as a "date", but the memory is horrid to me anyway and it probably helps to set the table for the bad dates that followed later in life. I was in the eighth grade, and I was attending a middle school dance. I was a bumbling idiot of colossal social ineptitude, but I had managed to squeak out a dance request with My Big Crush anyway. I don't remember how I managed that; it seemed impossible then. Maybe someone else asked on my behalf? Anyway, there I was with bae on the dance floor doing that awkward faint sway to-and-fro that 12-13 year olds tend to do at dances. She had a warm smile and likely a healthy dose of sympathy, but I gulped away my nerves and tried to appreciate the moment. Then, when I was least prepared for anything resembling a prank, my "friend" snuck up behind me and punched me right in the ass as hard as he could. He ran away cackling while I doubled over in shock.

Unfortunately, I gave chase. I was outraged. I wanted to see him suffer. But that meant I just left her there. Bewildered. I am not even certain she saw what he did. Either way, I blundered away a young teenager's moment of glory in blind fury, and I hardly said a word to her ever again. Anyone could fairly assess this "bad date" to be my friend's fault more than mine, but I shared in the blame. I just left her there. That single memory, perhaps more than any other from an extremely awkward and ill-adjusted childhood, makes me wince.

[Epignosis]

You lost a date to a goose.

[Seanzie]

Well done wolf team. Wilgy I was there on, but Guillo had me fooled. GG everyone!

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I need to stop thinking...

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Or quit mafia

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Or both

[Seanzie]

@JaggedJimmyJay I expect the full stories for all your first dates (the 5 remaining players

[Epignosis]

I need to stop thinking...

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I literally was gonna snap Wilgy but than I thought

Thoughts are bad

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Never think

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I fucking hate myself

[Kate]

Wait, wait I want my bad date story!!

Kate was a first date that doesn't quite qualify as a "date", but the memory is horrid to me anyway and it probably helps to set the table for the bad dates that followed later in life. I was in the eighth grade, and I was attending a middle school dance. I was a bumbling idiot of colossal social ineptitude, but I had managed to squeak out a dance request with My Big Crush anyway. I don't remember how I managed that; it seemed impossible then. Maybe someone else asked on my behalf? Anyway, there I was with bae on the dance floor doing that awkward faint sway to-and-fro that 12-13 year olds tend to do at dances. She had a warm smile and likely a healthy dose of sympathy, but I gulped away my nerves and tried to appreciate the moment. Then, when I was least prepared for anything resembling a prank, my "friend" snuck up behind me and punched me right in the ass as hard as he could. He ran away cackling while I doubled over in shock.

Unfortunately, I gave chase. I was outraged. I wanted to see him suffer. But that meant I just left her there. Bewildered. I am not even certain she saw what he did. Either way, I blundered away a young teenager's moment of glory in blind fury, and I hardly said a word to her ever again. Anyone could fairly assess this "bad date" to be my friend's fault more than mine, but I shared in the blame. I just left her there. That single memory, perhaps more than any other from an extremely awkward and ill-adjusted childhood, makes me wince.

Awww that's adorable!

[Guillotine]

Well done wolf team. Wilgy I was there on, but Guillo had me fooled. GG everyone!

Please don't tunnel me next time because of this game

[Seanzie]

Well done wolf team. Wilgy I was there on, but Guillo had me fooled. GG everyone!

Please don't tunnel me next time because of this game

no promises.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Zenon was a bad first date, and it was my fault.

Zenon was the one I drove over two hours to meet. At the time I lived in a rural enough area that sometimes you had to reach out longer distances to even have a chance, but that was still too much. She was extremely attractive though, so good luck convincing my brain then that it wasn't worth the time or effort. And truly, the date itself wasn't necessarily "bad". We had a nice time. We walked around a town I hadn't visited before, wandered through a museum, and checked out some unique local shops. I genuinely enjoyed that, and I think she did too. But it was still a "bad date" because it was a "date" at all. She was the first to acknowledge that elephant in the room and say something like "So we clearly can't date, right? This is way too far away." I shook my fist ruefully at the institution of geography, but she was of course correct. We still maintain a measure of contact though, as pen pals of a sort. She's good people, and I hope she is well.

pyxxy was a bad first date, and it was my fault.

pyxxy was the gorgeous graduate student at a neighboring college. Before I visited her town for our first date, she and I had held a literal six-hour phone call into the wee hours of night/morning, and I foolishly allowed that to drown me in visions of what could be. It has always been rare for me to receive that kind of attention, and when it happened I proved that I wasn't prepared for it. When we met and spent a few hours walking, eating, and talking, I was just far too forward. I treated the mutual nature of our interest as a foregone conclusion "because we had a six hour phone call in the middle of the night!!!", and I was just not correct about that. I hit the gas when I should have eased on the brakes, and she did not respond positively to that.

DrWilgy was a bad first date, and it was their fault.

DrWilgy was the kittenfisher. She wasn't quite a full-on catfisher, but she came close. Her photographs on the dating app were at least a decade old, and she basically looked like a different person entirely. When I met her in person, I had to double-take and work through some mental calculus to convince myself that this was the person I had come to meet. I would not disparage anyone for the way that they look. It generally cannot be helped. But the dishonesty was absolute, and I was deeply disappointed to be put in that position. I liked her a lot in our previous communication, or at the "her" she portrayed herself to be. I even had to reject a kiss at the end of it. It was such a weird experience.

Guillotine was a bad first date, and it was their fault.

Guillotine was the one that had been wanted by the police for child endangerment.

Yeah. The whole date was a mess. She also looked nothing like her photographs (not quite as egregiously so as the previous date), and I had to endure about two hours of fake pleasantness knowing that I wasn't going to want to pursue another date. Then when I dropped her off at the end of the evening, she decided to ahead and let me know that in the recent past, she had been wanted by the police on child endangerment charges. She didn't even say she had children until that moment. I seriously almost laughed out of pure instinct. I am very glad I didn't do that, but it's easily the most absurd moment in my dating history.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

@Seanzie there you go!

[Cape90]

huh, so I happened to be nowhere near correct this game

GG mountainous mafia sided as always

[Seanzie]

@Seanzie there you go!

Much appreciated!

I feel so much better about my own dating history now :P

[pyxxy]

The fact that y’all chopped Epi is so egregious that I am tempted to petition J that this shouldn’t count as a town loss for me

in other news I have a 100% success rate of finding scum wilgy, it seems

it was a game o7

[pyxxy]

theme impeccable ty for hosting

[pyxxy]

*scrolls ip*

“ pyxxy was the gorgeous graduate student at a neighboring college”

THEME LEGENDARY GOAT THEME

[pyxxy]

sorry if im being a bit of a baby

ggs all

I just really had realized that we just needed to chop one of zenon/kate or guillo and either we hit scum and win or we hit town and the other group is auto scum and then somehow the one person whose death would solve nothing died

[Delta]

drwilgy goat \o/
ggwp all

[tutuu]

of course kate solves the game and of course she loses because its out of her control

games are near unwinnable for town at the current climate. i dont know how u guys can say gg and move on to the next game when u know u will experience the same story as here. but if ur cool with it, power to u

[S~V~S]

That was a real nail biter guys!

Thanks for being a great group of people

[Guillotine]

Zenon and I were two sides of the same coin

I killed all my pocketed town (fake townreads) at night
Zenon killed all her townreads at day

Thank you everyone for a great challenge. The people we killed had the potential to find us out if we gave them time that is why i personally decided to kill them. I obviously underestimated Kate,
Wilgy letting me decide the kills was nice <3

See you next time.

[pyxxy]

of course kate solves the game and of course she loses because its out of her control

games are near unwinnable for town at the current climate. i dont know how u guys can say gg and move on to the next game when u know u will experience the same story as here. but if ur cool with it, power to u

I have to take a bit of a mafia break for the first half of august but I will return and we will tag team town and prove this wrong

[tutuu]

of course kate solves the game and of course she loses because its out of her control

games are near unwinnable for town at the current climate. i dont know how u guys can say gg and move on to the next game when u know u will experience the same story as here. but if ur cool with it, power to u

I have to take a bit of a mafia break for the first half of august but I will return and we will tag team town and prove this wrong

i know that most of us are capable town players, and the wolves here played really well. i'd like to think that the elephant in the room that i'm not directly addressing is obvious

[pyxxy]

of course kate solves the game and of course she loses because its out of her control

games are near unwinnable for town at the current climate. i dont know how u guys can say gg and move on to the next game when u know u will experience the same story as here. but if ur cool with it, power to u

I have to take a bit of a mafia break for the first half of august but I will return and we will tag team town and prove this wrong

i know that most of us are capable town players, and the wolves here played really well. i'd like to think that the elephant in the room that i'm not directly addressing is obvious

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[tutuu]

of course kate solves the game and of course she loses because its out of her control

games are near unwinnable for town at the current climate. i dont know how u guys can say gg and move on to the next game when u know u will experience the same story as here. but if ur cool with it, power to u

I have to take a bit of a mafia break for the first half of august but I will return and we will tag team town and prove this wrong

i know that most of us are capable town players, and the wolves here played really well. i'd like to think that the elephant in the room that i'm not directly addressing is obvious

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be quiet

[Guillotine]

Do we get signature banners?

[Epignosis]

Do we get signature banners?

You probably don't want them.

[Guillotine]

Do we get signature banners?

You probably don't want them.

But..but…that is syndicate tradition =(

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Do we get signature banners?

You probably don't want them.

But..but…that is syndicate tradition =(

I can try to come up with something soon.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

@Guillotine
@DrWilgy

[DrWilgy]

Mmmm... Banner.

I should go through and update my banners. Gotta find my full victory list.