Ahoy! Cap'n splints be on shore lookin' fer a few good sailors. If ye wants t' be a part o' our crew ye needs t' follow some simple rules:
1. 'tis a sock game
2. to join send a private message t' Cap'n Roxy
3. do nah discuss who has or has nah signed up
3. do nah post in sign up thread
4. do nah post elsewhere on the site while usin' yer sock
5. change yer sock password 'n share it wit' Cap'n Roxy
We only needs 17 sailors willin' t' put thar lives on the line t' pillage anythin', anywhere at anytime.
Times had been hard on the hearties. All they did was take a shipfull o' grub stuffs 'n try 'n get it back t' London so the thar families along wit' many others wouldna starve, at least this week.
They we be caught as they boarded the city on the Thames. King George was ruthless 'n had sent 'em on a ship headed t' the West Indies fer sale as slave labor.
But splints 'n Roxy we be nah havin' it 'n one night durin' a drunken brawl topside splints set her plan into motion. Sendin' Roxy topside wit' a cutlass taken from the guard as they made thar escape. splints was headed t' the Captains pieces o' eight she definitely had a plan o' her owns.
As she made her way up t' Cap'n Lucky's pieces o' eight she could hear Roxy's blade singin' wit' glee as she scuttled 'n maimed as she made her way aft.
splints slashed the Cap'n's throat as easily as she had sliced sea hardtack nah 18 hours earlier. She was relieved t' 'ave found scuttlin' so easy. She dragged the Captains body out t' the hall then onto the deck where she joined Roxy 'n finished off the rest off the crew.
'twas far too easy as they all we be so drunk most passed out but a few tried t' stop splints plan but none could. splints named herself 'n Roxy as co captains, named thar new found ship The Temptress™ 'n sailed thar way into Tortuga t' take on supplies 'n find a crew.
Roxy waits aboard while splints scouts out the island in search o' the perfect crew t' take thar revenge against the King.
Are *ye* part o' the crew? Are willin' t' put yer life on the line fer The Temptress™?
