Lyricists' Lounge

[Long Con]

How about a thread where we share sick rhymes and phat verses? I've been freestylin' with my homies for most of my life, and if you guys want, I can share some of the personal creations that I'm proud of here.

Is anyone down with that? Anyone here got some sweet freestyles they wanna bust out?

Here's one I just did the last part of tonight:

Riddled with the syphilis, giggling with tickle-fits
Worth it to get physical with Phyllis and her nipple-clips
Even just a little bit, smash it like a brittle brick
Hit it quick, still I get a parking ticket, fiddlesticks!
Feeling like the village idiot, I'm sick of it
Sweet rhymes spillin' from my lips like licorice
Think you're quick, but I'm quicker than the quickerest
Flickering light, taking flight like Icarus
Hickory dickory, Doc, I'm delirious
King of the cannibals, tyrannical, imperious
Shit's furious, bitches all be fearin' us
Serious, hope you survive the experience!

...so that's an example of what you might find here.

Edit: I added another section, in this colour

[Epignosis]

I still remember the freestyle I used in battle a long time ago against a student I taught in an alternative school.

Got that kid a new nickname.

I think he respected me afterwards for it and it was all in good fun, but damn, I just don't know.

[Epignosis]

Welcome to Florida, I hope I haven't bored ya
But for someone so indigenous, you're awfully oblivious
To these rhymes I'm laying down- my adjectives, verbs, and nouns
It's the art of the word, mightier than the sword
You see I'm into language arts- so sit back while I do my part
So what's up? What's good? What's the issue?
This guy talkin' about how hard he is when in fact he's soft as Charmin toilet tissue

++++

At that point the crowd in the rec yard laughed and called it off, and my opponent, God bless him- his name was Marwin- got called "Charmin Marwin" the rest of the school year.

But he took it in stride, was a really smart kid, and I hope he turned out okay.

[Long Con]

Sweeeeeet!

[Long Con]

This is probably my favourite one.

I'm playing naked Twister with hipster floozies
Later, dips in thick Jacuzzis
Guards don't look they just grip their uzis
Hip to hip with sister Suzie
I got her a sexy, silky, groovy
Italian slip, like scusi, scusi
Now my life's a triple X-er movie
Crtiics flipped, quipped "It's a doozy!

Who's he?" Oh, he's that porn star
Shining like Lucifer Morningstar
My life is a festival
My rhymes are incredible
My decibels are louder than the horn in your car

I'm warning you partner, I'm gonna do something drastic
My nerves are spastic, stretched thin like elastic
Like some nasty Wish version Mister Fantastic
So grasp it. Clasp it like a plastic mathset
You've seen masked upset, but you ain't seen wrath yet
Cash bet, the mass dead won't go for open casket
How can you laugh last when your ass gettin' laughed at?

[Long Con]

Ok, this came quick last night, but I am not quite there.

Take a piss and you'll miss it
'Cause the physics are exquisite
You're left to quizzically listen
A deficit of specifics
I'm like a visiting wizard
Shit from my lips is explicit
And when I shift into sicker
And try to stick you with scissors
It isn't physically different
From [******************], is it?

I'm still looking for that last line. You can plug a word like "infertility" into the gap for the rhythm, but I'm trying to find something that makes sense with the last two lines' sentence, and following a scissor stabbing. Open to suggestions.

[Long Con]

I was out walkin' the line, droppin' a dime
Slow-pace shock on my face when I'm checkin' the time
'Cause all these throwback wack cats stuck on rewind
Jaws flap claptrap when they're talkin' in rhyme
They got gold coins, but the chocolate kind
I drop lyrical bombs, like I'm Oppen the heim
I know you're hopin' to find an appropriate line
But all this Tik Tok mockery is blockin' your mind