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The Room Mafia {THE END}
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:46 pm
by insertnamehere
SCENE 1
TOMMY
Hi babe! I've something for you!
LISA
What is it?
TOMMY
Just a little something.
LISA
Oh, Johnny, it's beautiful. Thank you.
Can I try it on now?
TOMMY
Sure, it's yours.
LISA
You wait right here...
I'll try it on right now.
TOMMY
Mmmhumm.
SCENE 2
TOMMY
Wow, you look so sexy Lisa!
LISA
Isn't it fabulous?
TOMMY
I'd do anything for my girl.
DENNY
Oh, hey guys!
TOMMY
Oh, hi Denny!
DENNY
Wow, look at you!
LISA
It's from Johnny.
TOMMY
Anything for my princess! Heh, heh, heh, heh.
DENNY
How much was it?
LISA
Denny, don't ask a question like that.
TOMMY
Nice to see you Denny. I'm going to take a nap.
DENNY
Can I go upstairs too?
TOMMY
Heh, heh.
LISA
Denny, I think I'm going to join him.
TOMMY
Heh, heh.
LISA
I've got some candles upstairs.
TOMMY
You always think of everything! Heh, heh. Alright, I'm ready!
LISA
This dress is so great, I can't wait for you to get it off of me!
TOMMY
Oh yeah!
LISA
You're in for it!
TOMMY
Oh yeah!
LISA
How much you pay for this dress?
TOMMY
Ain't right to ask.
SCENE 3
TOMMY
Heh, heh.
LISA
Hmmmmm
TOMMY
Ouch! Heh, heh, heh.
DENNY
HAHAHA!
LISA
HAHAHA!
TOMMY
Heh, heh, heh.
DENNY
Oh no, stop it!
LISA
Ha, ha, ha!
TOMMY
Denny, do you have something else to do?
DENNY
I just like to watch you guys!
LISA
Oh ho, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!
TOMMY
Denny, two's great, but three's a crowd! heh, heh
DENNY
I get it, you guy's want to be alone.
TOMMY
That's the idea!
DENNY
Fine. I have homework to do anyway. Bye lovebirds!
TOMMY
Bye Denny.
LISA
Bye Denny.
It is Night 0. You have to decide what Tommy and Lisa will do next. You have 24 hours.
DO NOT POST YET!
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:48 pm
by insertnamehere
RULES
1. Open BTSC (Feel free to PM anyone about the game.)
2. No editing or deleting of posts, except by me.
3. Role outing is allowed and encouraged. Lying about your role is also allowed and encouraged.
4. No double-targeting (targeting the same individual with a power twice in a row).
5. No disrespectful behavior.
6. Dead players should not post on-topic and should be in dead red. There is a "dead" button when posting for this function.
7. Off-topic posts should be in off-topic green. There is an "OT" button when posting for this function.
8. Posts from non-players should be in non-player blue. There is a "np" button when posting for this function.
9. Day's will be 24 hours, Night's will also be 24 hours.
10. Crazy shenanigans are guaranteed, but these are not created to be in any certain player's favor, at least intentionally.
11. If you have any questions, think you've found an error, or need help, send a PM to insertnamehere or the mod on duty, Dom.
12. No copy and pasting or screenshoting my PM's to you. Other then that, feel free to tell all. Or lie.
13. Anyone who uses the letter "k" as a word will be banned. No exceptions.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:52 pm
by insertnamehere
PLAYERS
A Person ~ Day 3 ~ Mark
Vompatti ~ Night 1
Kate ~ Day 1 ~ Chris R
Bea ~ Day 2 ~ Peter
Tommy Wiseau ~ Night 2
Mister Rearranger
Epignosis
Lizzy
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:53 pm
by insertnamehere
You may post.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:56 pm
by Epignosis
No thanks.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:57 pm
by Joe Who?
Just wanted to clear something up, I am not INH. (To the best of my knowledge.) I'm not 100% sure what all I can say right now.
Wow, that poll, is, certainly something.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:59 pm
by Mister Rearranger
^Are you him?
What did one snowman say to the other?
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:59 pm
by Joe Who?
It's really cold?
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:59 pm
by A Person
GO BIG OR GO HOME, TOMMY
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:04 am
by Joe Who?
I'm going to let Denny watch. He seems like a trustworthy guy.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:15 am
by Epignosis
Tommy Wiseau wrote:I'm going to let Denny watch. He seems like a trustworthy guy.
That seems wise, you.
In case of like a burglary attempt or something.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:37 am
by Dom
Hello everyone! I'm going to be the Mod on Duty for this game. Let me know if you have any questions/concerns etc.
Most importantly-- have fun!
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:39 am
by Epignosis
Dom wrote:Hello everyone! I'm going to be the Mod on Duty for this game. Let me know if you have any questions/concerns etc.
Most importantly-- have fun!
And if I don't have fun, what then?
Pfft.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:19 am
by Mister Rearranger
Anal's overrated tbh. There, I said it.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:19 am
by bea
Mister Rearranger wrote:Anal's overrated tbh. There, I said it.
Best quote of the game so far tbh.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:13 pm
by DFaraday
As someone who's seen the Room several times and has met Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero, I'll be following this game with great interest. 
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:42 pm
by insertnamehere
DFaraday wrote:As someone who's seen the Room several times and has met Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero, I'll be following this game with great interest.
Were they as majestic as they seem?
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:00 pm
by A Person
Mister Rearranger wrote:Anal's overrated tbh. There, I said it.
he's my friend
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:26 pm
by Dom
Epignosis wrote:Dom wrote:Hello everyone! I'm going to be the Mod on Duty for this game. Let me know if you have any questions/concerns etc.
Most importantly-- have fun!
And if I don't have fun, what then?
Pfft.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:17 pm
by DharmaHelper
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:22 pm
by A Person
not right now you don't
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:38 pm
by Lizzy
Sorry for being late! I was out of town kay.
Yay game! Since I'm exhausted, I'll be joining Denny and just watch till I fall azzzz.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:43 pm
by A Person
Lizzy wrote:Sorry for being late! I was out of town kay.
Yay game! Since I'm exhausted, I'll be joining Denny and just watch till I fall azzzz.
Have fun, the sex scenes in The Room are easily the
most uncomfortable best ones I've ever seen.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:48 pm
by Lizzy
omg kay
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:54 pm
by Lizzy
Heeeeeeeey... why am I the last one on the player list q.m.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:57 pm
by insertnamehere
Lizzy wrote:Heeeeeeeey... why am I the last one on the player list q.m.
What do you think it means?
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:00 pm
by Lizzy
insertnamehere wrote:Lizzy wrote:Heeeeeeeey... why am I the last one on the player list q.m.
What do you think it means?
... save the best for last, naturally.
Also, you should pick a host colour kay.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:32 pm
by Mister Rearranger
A Person wrote:Lizzy wrote:Sorry for being late! I was out of town kay.
Yay game! Since I'm exhausted, I'll be joining Denny and just watch till I fall azzzz.
Have fun, the sex scenes in The Room are easily the
most uncomfortable best ones I've ever seen.
This is the single statement in my time on this site that I agree with the most.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:48 pm
by insertnamehere
This is my host color.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:48 pm
by insertnamehere
I'm a rebel.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:08 pm
by insertnamehere
I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:09 pm
by thellama73
insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!
Didn't you get mine?
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:12 pm
by A Person
insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!
You've failed to mention that we were supposed to send any in.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:47 pm
by Epignosis
insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:04 pm
by Vompatti
I sent one. I didn't know we were on strike.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:09 pm
by insertnamehere
A Person wrote:insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!
You've failed to mention that we were supposed to send any in.
I assumed "NIGHT" would be enough to signal PMs.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:11 pm
by Epignosis
insertnamehere wrote:A Person wrote:insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!
You've failed to mention that we were supposed to send any in.
I assumed "NIGHT" would be enough to signal PMs.
When it's "DAY" 0, you don't assume that people vote to lynch someone.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:17 pm
by A Person
Epignosis wrote:insertnamehere wrote:A Person wrote:insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!
You've failed to mention that we were supposed to send any in.
I assumed "NIGHT" would be enough to signal PMs.
When it's "DAY" 0, you don't assume that people vote to lynch someone.
ture, i assumed the 0 meant that nothing happened today.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:17 pm
by insertnamehere
OK, apparently I was not clear enough, I won't penalize anyone for not turning in PM's. But still, I would really like some.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:22 pm
by S~V~S
I will PM you my cheesecake recipe
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:32 pm
by insertnamehere
S~V~S wrote:I will PM you my cheesecake recipe
I know this was a joke, but I seriously want that.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:34 pm
by S~V~S
OK
It's pretty awesome, lol! It's my Moms NY Cheesecake, she won a contest with it in the 70's.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:54 pm
by Vompatti
I wouldn't mind a 70s cheesecake if you know what I mean.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:56 pm
by A Person
Vompatti wrote:I wouldn't mind a 70s cheesecake if you know what I mean.
Oh yes, a 73 cheesecake would be marvelous. A classic year for cheesecake, you know.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:56 pm
by insertnamehere
That, plus some homemade whipped cream would be amazing. I'm a whipped cream purist. It has to be ACTUAL whipped cream, non of this canned shite.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:57 pm
by insertnamehere
A Person wrote:Vompatti wrote:I wouldn't mind a 70s cheesecake if you know what I mean.
Oh yes, a 73 cheesecake would be marvelous. A classic year for cheesecake, you know.
I actually have a 73' vintage cheesecake in my cellar, I should probably eat it one of these days.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:11 pm
by Mister Rearranger
73 feet?!
That's a huge-ass cheesecake, son.
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:13 pm
by insertnamehere
Mister Rearranger wrote:73 feet?!
That's a huge-ass cheesecake, son.
They come in smaller sizes?
Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:31 pm
by insertnamehere
SCENE 1
LISA
Hi mom, how are you?
CLAUDETTE
I'm fine, how are you? Hmm? Okay. Let's go to the couch, and we will sit down. Now, what's happening with you? Hmm?
LISA
Nothing much, do you want some coffee?
CLAUDETTE
What's wrong? Tell me.
LISA
I'm not feeling good today.
CLAUDETTE
Why not?
LISA
I don't love him any more.
CLAUDETTE
Why don't you love him anymore? Tell me.
LISA
He's so...boring!
CLAUDETTE
Well, you've known him for over five years, you're engaged! You said you loved him, he supports you, he provides for you, and darling, you can't support yourself! He's a wonderful man, and he loves you very much. And his position is very secure! And he told me he plans to buy you a house!
LISA
That's why he's so boring!
CLAUDETTE
Well, what are you going to do?
LISA
I don't know, I don't mind living with him.
CLAUDETTE
Well, you can't do that. You've talked to him about it.
LISA
No, I don't know what to do.
CLAUDETTE
Well, he's a wonderful person! And he's getting a promotion very soon! He bought you a car, he bought you a ring, clothes, whatever you wanted, and you want to dump him? That's not right. I've always thought of him as my son-in-law! You should marry Johnny, he would be good for you.
LISA
I guess you're right about that.
CLAUDETTE
Well, of course I'm right, I know men! I wasn't born yesterday! I'm glad you're listening to your mother! Nobody else listens to me!
LISA
You're probably right about that Mom.
CLAUDETTE
Well, I'm glad you're listening to your mother. Listen, I've got to go, but you remember what I told you, okay? Mmm hmm. Bye bye now.
LISA
Thanks Mom.
It is now Day 1. You have 24 hours to vote and send in day related PM's. Good luck.
Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 1}
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:38 pm
by Joe Who?
So, where do we go from here?
