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Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:37 pm
by bea
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Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:08 pm
by insertnamehere
SCENE 1

CHRIS R
Hey Denny.

DENNY
Chris R, I've been looking for you.

CHRIS R
Yeah, sure you have. You have my money right?

DENNY
Yeah, it's coming. It'll be here in a few minutes.

CHRIS R
What do you mean, "It's coming," Denny? Where's my money?

DENNY
Okay, just give me five minutes. Just give me five!

CHRIS R
Five minutes? You want five fucking minutes Denny? You know what? I haven't got five FUCKING MINUTES! Gonna ask you again Denny, where's my money?

DENNY
I don't have anything!

CHRIS R
Where's my money Denny? WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY!!!!1!?!!!?!?!??!!? DID YOU USE MY FUCKING MONEY?

DENNY
I swear to god, it's coming!

CHRIS R
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY!?!?!!?!?!?!?12111?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

DENNY
Put the gun down!

TOMMY
OOOOHHHHH!

CHRIS R
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY? WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY, DENNY!?!!?!?!?!?!?!111 Get off! Fucker!

MARK
Shut up!

TOMMY
....

LISA
What's going on here, somebody help!?!!?!?!?

MARK
Shut up!

TOMMY
Shut up!

CHRIS R
Shut up!

TOMMY
Let's take him to the police.

CHRIS R
FUCKING DEAD!

LISA
Denny, are you ok? What did that man want from you?

DENNY
Nothing!

CLAUDETTE
Oh, that was not nothing!

LISA
Tell me everything!

CLAUDETTE
You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in, do you?

DENNY
I owe him some money.

LISA
What kind of money?

DENNY
I owe him some money!

LISA
WHAT KIND OF MONEY!?!?!?!?

DENNY
Everything's okay, he's gone!

CLAUDETTE
Everything is not okay, Denny, that is a dangerous man!

DENNY
Calm down, he's going to jail!

LISA
DENNY, WHAT KIND OF MONEY, JUST TELL ME!?!!?!?!?!

CLAUDETTE
What do you need money for?

LISA
Mom, please, Denny is with me and Johnny!

CLAUDETTE
A man like that, with a gun! MY GOD!

LISA
Denny, look at me in the eyes and tell me the truth. We're your friends.

DENNY
I bought some drugs off of him. Things got mixed up, I didn't mean for this to happen!

LISA
Denny....

DENNY
I don't have them anymore!

LISA
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS, DENNY?!?!!?

DENNY
It doesn't matter, I don't have them anymore!

CLAUDETTE
It doesn't matter? How in the hell does it not matter? How did you get involved with drugs?

LISA
Mom!

CLAUDETTE
Were you giving them to someone, selling them to him? Where in the hell did you meet that man?

LISA
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU TAKE?!?!!??!

DENNY
It's nothing like that!

LISA
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!~?~11/112PIJIOSUHTGIRSLDFHNKJUM

DENNY
I just needed some money to pay off some stuff!

LISA
HOW MUCH DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM?

CLAUDETTE
This, is not how you make money!

LISA
HOW MUCH?!?!?!?!??!

DENNY
Stop ganging up on me!

CLAUDETTE
Well, it is time someone ganged up on you, for god's sake! A man like that! Where the hell did you meet a man like that!?!?!!??

DENNY
IT DOESN'T MATTER!

CLAUDETTE
It matters a great deal! A man holds a gun on you, you almost got killed, you expect me to forget that!

DENNY
You're not my FUCKING mother!

CLAUDETTE
You listen to me, young boy!

LISA
NO, NO!

CLAUDETTE
Somebody had better do something around here!

TOMMY
Are you okay Denny?

DENNY
I'm ok.

TOMMY
ARE YOU OKAY?

DENNY
I'm okay!

CLAUDETTE
What's okay, he's taking drugs!

MARK
C'mon stop! It was a mistake!

CLAUDETTE
A mistake? That he takes drugs?

TOMMY
Let's go home.

MARK
C'mon, it's clear!

CLAUDETTE
What's clear? I am going to call the police!

LISA
Mom, stop! It was Denny's mistake, stop!

CLAUDETTE
Well I-

MARK
Let's go.

TOMMY
Why did you do this, you know better, white? WHY?

DENNY
I'm, I'm sorry!

TOMMY
You know better Denny! You almost got kiyelled!

DENNY
I'm sorry! It won't happen again, I promise!

LISA
Denny, you know that Johnny is like your father. And we're your..........................................................................................friends.....................and we're going to help you.

TOMMY
Let's go home.

Bea is dead. She was Peter. It is now Night 2. You have 24 hours to send in all night actions.

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:13 pm
by bea
I may be dead, but I'm still AWESOME!

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:35 pm
by Lizzy
ture :hugs:

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:29 pm
by Joe Who?
Wow, this thread is awfully silent.

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:41 pm
by Mister Rearranger
Tommy Wiseau wrote:Wow, this thread is awfully silent.
Night time.

It's the right time

for hiding time

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:30 pm
by insertnamehere
SCENE ONE

TOMMY
Oh, hai Susan!

SUSAN
Hi Johnny, how are you, good to see you! What would you like?

TOMMY
Hot chocolate please.

BARISTA PHIL
What size will you have?

TOMMY
Medium please.

SUSAN
How about you?

MARK
I'll have the mint tea.

SUSAN
Okay.

BARISTA PHIL
Medium also?

MARK
Yeah.

SUSAN
Go sit down, we'll be right there.

SCENE TWO

MARK
Man, I'm so tired of girl's games.

TOMMY
What happened now, Mark?

MARK
Relationships never work, man. I don't know why I waste my time.

TOMMY
What makes you say that?

MARK
It's not that easy, Johnny.

TOMMY
Well, you should be happy, Mark.

MARK
Yeah, I know. Life is too short.

TOMMY
Oh, thank you so much.

SUSAN
You're welcome. How 'bout something like cheesecake?

TOMMY
No...

MARK
Nah, not today...

SUSAN
It's very good. All right....

MARK
How was work today?

TOMMY
Oh, pretty good. We got a new client at the bank, we make a lot of money.

MARK
What client?

TOMMY
I cannot tell you, it's confidential.

MARK
Aww, come on. Why not?

TOMMY
No I can't. Anyway, how's your sex life?

MARK
Can't talk about it.

TOMMY
Why not? Oh god, I have to run.

MARK
Already?

TOMMY
Yeah, I'm sorry. See yah.

MARK
Want to go jogging?

TOMMY
Yeah sure, what time?

MARK
Golden Gate Park.

TOMMY
Right on. Ok, you go.
Tommy Wiseau is dead. It is now Day 3. You have 24 hours.

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 3}

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:50 pm
by Epignosis
Voting A Person.

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 3}

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:51 pm
by Mister Rearranger
@INH: Is there any significance why Johnny's character is being written as "Tommy" and still called "Johnny" by everyone else (He asks, about a day and a half later that he should have :derp:)?

Also, votes AP

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 3}

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:55 pm
by insertnamehere
Mister Rearranger wrote:@INH: Is there any significance why Johnny's character is being written as "Tommy" and still called "Johnny" by everyone else (He asks, about a day and a half later that he should have :derp:)?

Also, votes AP
:shrug:

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 3}

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:01 pm
by Mister Rearranger
*Wah wah wahhhh* >.<

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 3}

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:24 pm
by Marmot
Why is anal my only option? :huh:

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 3}

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:31 pm
by Mister Rearranger
:haha:

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 3}

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:09 am
by Lizzy
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Why is anal my only option? :huh:
So you're not the dominant kind then...

I see everyone's piling up on Matt. Kay.

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 3}

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:24 pm
by insertnamehere
SCENE 1

TOMMY
What are you doing?

LISA
None of your business.

TOMMY
You're my future wife, what are you doing, Lisa?

MARK
Leave her alone man, she doesn't want to talk to you.

TOMMY
SINCE WHEN DO YOU GIVE ME ORDERS?

MARK
She changed her mind about you.

TOMMY
huh

MARK
WAKE UP MAN, WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON?

TOMMY
I think you should leave right now Mark.

LISA
Don't spoil it, we were just having fun.

MARK
Don't worry about it man.

TOMMY
DON'T TOUCH ME MOTHERFUCKER! Get out!

LISA
Stop it, stop it!

TOMMY
Leave her alone!

LISA
You two are acting like children.

MARK
Son of a bitch!

LISA
You're going to ruin the party.

MARK
YOU KEEP YOUR GIRL SATISFIED, AND SHE WOULDN'T COME TO ME!

TOMMY
I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY.

RANDOM FUCKER
HEY!

LISA
STOP IT!

TOMMY
I'LL KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD.

MARK
You couldn't kill me if you tried!

TOMMY
YOU BETRAYED ME...YOU NOT GOOD...YOU...YOU...JUST A CHICKEN! CHEEP, CHEEP, CHEEP, CHEEP!

MARK
Shut up!

TOMMY
Everybody SHUT UP! SHAAAAAAUHT AHHPP!

RANDOM FUCKER
IT'S OVER!

TOMMY
It's not over, everybody betrayed me, I'm fed up with this wurrld.

SCENE TWO

CLAUDETTE
I've cleaned up the kitchen, sweetheart. So you don't have to worry about that.

LISA
He still won't come out of the bathroom.

CLAUDETTE
Sweetheart, he's upset! Now Johnny is a sensible man. He will come out, you will discuss this, everything is going to be okay.

LISA
I just think I should be alone with him right now.

CLAUDETTE
I understand sweetheart. I'm going to go home now, mwahh. Bye bye! You call me if you need me.

LISA
I will. Thanks Mom.

CLAUDETTE
Mhhm hmmh.

LISA
You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone.

TOMMY
In a few minutes, bitch.

LISA
Who are you calling a bitch?

TOMMY
You, and your stupid mother.

SCENE THREE

LISA
Hi Mark. I need to talk to you.

MARK
What's going on?

LISA
Don't worry about Johnny, he's just being a big baby. You know, I love you very much. I love you.

MARK
Why don't you ditch this creep? I don't like him anymore.

LISA
I know, he's not worth it. Why don't I come up and be there with you?

MARK
Sure baby, cum on up. I want your body.

LISA
You got it! I'm on my way! Bye.

MARK
Bye.
A Person has been lynched, Vompatti has been rezzed. It is now Night 3. You have 24 hours to send in PM's and such.

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 3}

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:23 pm
by bea
awe. :( I can haz rez too! :D

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 3}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:23 am
by insertnamehere
SCENE ONE

TOMMY
Who were you talking to?

LISA
Nobody.

TOMMY
We'll see about thaaht. We'll see about thaaht.
Tape Recorder wrote:
LISA
Hi Mark. I need to talk to you.

MARK
What's going on?

LISA
Don't worry about Johnny, he's just being a big baby. You know, I love you very much. I love you.

MARK
Why don't you ditch this creep? I don't like him anymore.

LISA
I know, he's not worth it. Why don't I come up and be there with you?

MARK
Sure baby, cum on up. I want your body.

LISA
You got it! I'm on my way! Bye.

MARK
Bye.
TOMMY
You little tramp! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!!?!?! I GAVE YOU SEVEN YEARS OF MY LIFE! And you betray me! We'll see what else we have on this tape.

LISA
No! Stop, you little prick! I put up with you for seven years! You think you're an angel. You're just like everybody.

TOMMY
I treat you like a princess. And you sthabbed me in the bahck. I LOVED YOU, AND DID ANYTHING TO PLEASE YOU. AND NOW YOU BETRAY ME!HOW COULD YOU LOVE HIM!!?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Everybody betrayed me, I don't have friend in world.

LISA
I'm leaving you, Johnny.

TOMMY
Get out, Get Out, GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!

SCENE TWO

TOMMY
HUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Uhh. HIWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHY LISA WHY?!?!!?!? OWOAHHHH!
Flashback wrote: LISA
Hahaha!
TOMMY
UHHWAHHHHHHHH!!!!! OUHHHWAHHHHHH!
Flashback wrote:
LISA
Mhhhhmmmm....
TOMMY
OOOOHHHHWAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Flashback wrote: LISA
Uhhhhh, uhhhh, uhhhh.
TOMMY
OOOOOOOOOOKAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Flashback wrote: LISA
Oooohhhh....
TOMMY
BWAAAHHAAAA!!! YOU BITCH! BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! YOU BITCH! UHHHHHBAHHHHHH! YOU WERE THE WHOLE WORLD, YOU KNOW THAT!!! AAAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!! BWEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!! UUUHHHHWWWWWEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!! UUUUHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!
Flashback wrote:LISA
Uhmmm....
TOMMY
UHHMMMM. WOOOOAAAHHHHH! EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHAAA!!!! UHHH. OAHHH!
Flashback wrote: LISA
Teeeheee
TOMMY
Uhhmmm. Ohhhmmm. OOHHHHhhhmmmm. OAHHH!
Flashback wrote: LISA
Wheee!!!
TOMMY
Uuuuuuhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Flashback wrote:LISA
OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
TOMMY
UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Flashback wrote: LISA
Ooohhhummmm.
TOMMY
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU TRAMP! UUUUHAAAAHHH! UHHH.

Flashback wrote:LISA
I put up with you...
TOMMY
UUHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????? WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!



It's over...





God, forgive me....

Flashback wrote:LISA
Everything will be all right.
GUN
CWAACHHH!

Flashback wrote:LISA
Goodnight Johnny.
GUN
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 3}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:39 am
by insertnamehere
FINAL SCENE

MARK
WAKE UP JOHNNY, COME ON!!!

LISA
Is he dead???? My god, Mark, is he dead???

MARK
Yes, he's dead... YES, HE'S DEAD!!!

LISA
Oh my god!!!

MARK
*smooch*

LISA
Oh my god!!! I've lost him, but I still have you, right? Right???

MARK
You don't have me! You'll never have me! You killed him...

LISA
Mark, we're free to be together! I love you! I LOVE YOU!

MARK
Tramp... You killed him, you're the cause of all of this! I don't love you... GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU BITCH!!!!

DENNY
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

MARK
Don't look Denny, don't look!

DENNY
Johnny's dead! WAKE UP JOHNNY, PLEASE!!! PLEASE, IT'S NOT RIGHT!!! IT'S NOT RIGHT!

LISA
Denny, he's in a better place!

DENNY
LEAVE US! HIS BODY IS STILL WARM! I HAVE ENOUGH TIME!

MARK
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the face of the Earth! That's a promise...

DENNY
JUST LEAVE! BOTH OF YOU! YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS!

MARK
LEAVE HIM, ALL RIGHT? LET HIM BE WITH HIM!

DENNY
WHY JOHNNY, WHY!!?!!! WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? Why.... let's just get these pants off...
The game is over, Mister Rearranger, Epignosis, Lizzy, and Vompatti have all won. Congrats, and thank you guys so much for playing!

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:55 am
by insertnamehere
Epig = Johnny
MR = Lisa
Lizzy = Claudette
Vompatti = Denny
A Person = Mark
Insertnamehere = Tommy Wiseau
Bea = Peter
Kate = Chris R

Here's my Excel spreadsheet if anyone is interested. I even color coded it!

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If you didn't get that, a summary is that Night 0, MR found Epig, and formed an alliance with Lizzy/Claudette. Vomps was Denny, and searched for Epig on Night 1, he found him with Lisa/MR, and then won the game. But, because I wanted to keep the fact that multiple people or teams could win the game a secret, I said he was eliminated. I decided to try and fake you guys out with the false Night 3.

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:04 am
by insertnamehere
The Tommy Wiseau Account

One of the things I took away from Sherlock Mafia, was how out of the loop a host can be in an open BTSC. I have absolutely no idea what is going on with the alliance and the BTSC drama. The Tommy Wiseau account was a way to participate in that. I had a very specific set of rules and protocols to follow in order to ensure that the account would be unbiased, and not give anyone an unfair advantage. I sent out this pm to 4 randomly chosen players:
Hey, I'm just as confused as you guys are as to why I'm in the game. All I know is that I messaged INH about joining, and he sent me back this sockpuppet account to play on. I can't tell you who I am, of course. But, I'm willing to work with you, and try and figure out what the fuck is going on.
If anyone responded to that, there was a couple of options. If they asked me a question, I always had to respond positively. This was all put into place before the game began.

Everyday, I would choose someone randomly to vote for. Of course, the vote didn't really count.

The only problem was that absolutely no one bought it. I only got one or two responses, and Bea was the only one who even asked me a question. Kind of depressing.

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:08 am
by insertnamehere
Nightkills

There were three contests in place before the game began to award NKs.

1. Whoever said "hai" the most.
2. Whoever posted the most, excluding myself.
3. Whoever responded to or quoted Tommy Wiseau (the account, not the person) the most.

MR won both, but on Night 1, Vompatti won, so instead of letting MR go through, Vompatti winning overrided that.

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:15 am
by Mongoose
Looks good! I really enjoyed your scenes.

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:16 am
by Mongoose
Wow, MR is 2/2 with Micro Mafia!

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:49 am
by Lizzy
insertnamehere wrote:
The only problem was that absolutely no one bought it. I only got one or two responses, and Bea was the only one who even asked me a question. Kind of depressing.
Awww. :hug: I probably would have reacted the same. I have some severe trust issues when it comes to 'strangers' :P

Butt intéressant nonetheless. Huzzah team! :fiesta:

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:35 am
by insertnamehere
I put a poll up, I'd really be grateful if you took the time to answer!

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:42 am
by Epignosis
Thanks for hosting, INH. I voted for ASoIaF. That looks insane.

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:56 pm
by DharmaHelper
I voted for 747. But I'd play any of them

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:29 pm
by bea
I protest I was only allowed to vote for one game. *pouts*

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:27 pm
by Lizzy
Mate, I've told you I'm a huge fan of your games and I'd want to play all of them. I'll go with Silence, although I might be the first out. :p

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:57 am
by Dom
Yay game :D :D

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:08 am
by A Person
i knew the game was over if i died so i just wanted to get it over with

also i didn't buy the tommy wiseau account for a second

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:36 am
by bea
insertnamehere wrote:The Tommy Wiseau Account

One of the things I took away from Sherlock Mafia, was how out of the loop a host can be in an open BTSC. I have absolutely no idea what is going on with the alliance and the BTSC drama. The Tommy Wiseau account was a way to participate in that. I had a very specific set of rules and protocols to follow in order to ensure that the account would be unbiased, and not give anyone an unfair advantage. I sent out this pm to 4 randomly chosen players:
Hey, I'm just as confused as you guys are as to why I'm in the game. All I know is that I messaged INH about joining, and he sent me back this sockpuppet account to play on. I can't tell you who I am, of course. But, I'm willing to work with you, and try and figure out what the fuck is going on.
If anyone responded to that, there was a couple of options. If they asked me a question, I always had to respond positively. This was all put into place before the game began.

Everyday, I would choose someone randomly to vote for. Of course, the vote didn't really count.

The only problem was that absolutely no one bought it. I only got one or two responses, and Bea was the only one who even asked me a question. Kind of depressing.
I was trying to be "in the spirit of the game."

Fat lot of good that did me. *sniffles*