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#151

Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...

Ben Linus · #152

Boogs wrote:Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...

I like your style, kid.

Thanks to all who submitted limericks. Across the board, they were all fine pieces of craftsmanship.

And yes, I am made of pizza. And no, the Paleo Diet did not work out well for me.

#153

God Of Funny wrote:
Boogs wrote:Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...
I like your style, kid.

Thanks to all who submitted limericks. Across the board, they were all fine pieces of craftsmanship.

And yes, I am made of pizza. And no, the Paleo Diet did not work out well for me.

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#154

God Of Funny wrote:
Boogs wrote:Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...
I like your style, kid.

Thanks to all who submitted limericks. Across the board, they were all fine pieces of craftsmanship.

And yes, I am made of pizza. And no, the Paleo Diet did not work out well for me.

You are not made of pizza. You are made of toppings.

This would be like saying people are made of feet (or butts).

Ben Linus · #155

Epignosis wrote:
God Of Funny wrote:
Boogs wrote:Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...
I like your style, kid.

Thanks to all who submitted limericks. Across the board, they were all fine pieces of craftsmanship.

And yes, I am made of pizza. And no, the Paleo Diet did not work out well for me.
You are not made of pizza. You are made of toppings.

This would be like saying people are made of feet (or butts).

EAT ME

Ben Linus · #156

I am not my toppings. They do not define me. I may change them on a whim. However, crust is forever. The earth even has a crust.

#157

God Of Funny wrote:I am not my toppings. They do not define me. I may change them on a whim. However, crust is forever. The earth even has a crust.

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#158

Splintsie!

Russtifinko wrote:
Lizzy wrote:... unless you make me an offer I can't refuse. A non-aggression pact, for instance.
Oooh!

I, Russti the Plaid, the Lizard of Hammock, (hereafter: "Rsusit"), do hereby and foresowith extend to the illustrious Lizzy, Lady of the Big Red Rump and Cloven Feet, (hereafter: "Lzizy") a pact and truce in the spirit of cooperation between our two nations. This treatise in effect under the terms of the Nantes Agreement of 1862, pursuant to the stipulations laid out in the earliest code of Mafia Law, The Book of Sock, under the ever-lecherous eye of the Garrulous God of Funny, He of Three Cheesiness. The conditions of the Rsusit and Lzizy pact (revised for brevity and plainness of speech (read: we skipped to the important stuff)):
*****************************************************************************************************************************************************
Article I.
Section 6.
Paragraph 61 and Three-Quarters.
Item Kremazoo
Clause ßƒ.
Subparagraph G
1) Lzizy shall not, under any circumstances, vote for Rsusit ever. Unless he is being really, really bad.
2) Ditto for Rsusit regarding Lzizy.
*****************************************************************************************************************************************************
This agreement to enter into effect immediately, and supercedes all other bodies of law, natural of unnatural, including but not limited to the Kyoto Protocol, the Geneva convention, and the Constitution of the United States of America, so help me God of Funny, for one and for all, peace and blessings, The End.

(fin)

*gulp* I think I'm in love.

I also have a sudden urge to go and finish Law School and start the draft for the Lizzy Plan for Cyprus.

I would like to attach Protocol 74C on the protection of the signatories during Night periods, if it's all the same to you:

Taking into account the hypothetical framework where one of the two parties is dubbed the Smiter, the signatories have agreed upon the following provisions, which shall be annexed to the Rsusit-Lzizy Pact:

ARTICLE 3 (seven)

In the event of Rsusit or Lzizy being appointed the killer role known as the Smiter, said party will under no circumstance target the other party, irrespective of their funniness status or the acquis mafieux k.

#159

#160

A Person wrote:test

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

#161

insertnamehere wrote:
fingersplints wrote:
bea wrote:I went with epi - didn't seem right he shouldn't be in on the fun.

if boogs and inh each get a vote we'll have an everyway tie!!!!
votes inh
i thought we had a deal...

We did and then you voted for me anyways.

Enjoy the game guys

#162

fingersplints wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
fingersplints wrote:
bea wrote:I went with epi - didn't seem right he shouldn't be in on the fun.

if boogs and inh each get a vote we'll have an everyway tie!!!!
votes inh
i thought we had a deal...
We did and then you voted for me anyways.

Enjoy the game guys

FOURDELOLZ#yolo#swag#420

#163

#Ratchet

#164

wow
such funny
very laugh

#165

#blazeit#blackwomynwhodontneednoman#ronpaul2012#protectkanye#freebieber#will/hannibal

#166

fingersplints, you're dead? I don't know you but you can have a good ol'

from me.

#167

insertnamehere is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.

#168

Well I think Boogs is bad. No received votes? Mighty suspicious.

Add that to the fact that he hasn't made a single booger joke all game, despite his name being Boogs, and I think we have our guy.

#169

(hides booger stash)

#170

SEE! DID YOU SEE THE BOOGERS?!?! HE'S EEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLL!

#171

I'll be voting for Vomps. I shan't even address him directly.

#172

being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn

#173

A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn

He gets free direct addresses from the government k.

#174

Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn
He gets free direct addresses from the government k.

that turd >:(

#175

A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn
He gets free direct addresses from the government k.
that turd >:(

Ture

And it's 'that cubic turd' k

#176

Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn
He gets free direct addresses from the government k.
that turd >:(
Ture And it's 'that cubic turd' k

ture, he's such a square

#177

A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn
He gets free direct addresses from the government k.
that turd >:(
Ture And it's 'that cubic turd' k
ture, he's such a square

baby I don't care

#178

Oi Russti! Are we ratifying that treaty with its annexes?

#179

#180

Vompatti wrote:wtf

ilybbycks <3

#181

Epignosis wrote:insertnamehere is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.

Epignosis is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.

#182

insertnamehere wrote:
Epignosis wrote:insertnamehere is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.
Epignosis is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.

In his defense, he gave everyone a chance to sway him to not vote for each person and I was the only one who replied to him... But it ultimately WAS his decision to make.

Speaking of tough decisions, does anyone have any laxatives?

#183

A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3

if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]

#184

Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Epignosis wrote:insertnamehere is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.
Epignosis is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.
In his defense, he gave everyone a chance to sway him to not vote for each person and I was the only one who replied to him... But it ultimately WAS his decision to make.

Speaking of tough decisions, does anyone have any laxatives?

good luck with that.

#185

OMG! Look yous guyz I found a pictie of vompie at the computer!!!!

#186

Cute kitty

but not as cute as me

#187

Boogs wrote:Cute kitty but not as cute as me

pics or gtfo

#188

Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]

i wish someon wult ask me for genetals

#189

Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]

If i had a camera i'd surprise you one day and do it for real. [stern smile]

#190

A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]
If i had a camera i'd surprise you one day and do it for real. [stern smile]

i woudln't mind taht. [lewd drool]

#191

Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]
If i had a camera i'd surprise you one day and do it for real. [stern smile]
i woudln't mind taht. [lewd drool]

[flutters eyelashes a bit while blushing furiously]

#192

#193

#194

hi asl

#195

Vompatti wrote:hi asl

10,000/undetermined/right behind you

#196

*looks behind me*

Figures all this time I thought you were some genius fella named Rob. Figures you would be my cat Clara.

#197

bea wrote:*genius fella named Rob.

I can assure you that I am two of those three things.

#198

you're really a woman!!!!!! I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also this:

#199

Actually, my name is Bill and I'm a head case.

#200

Dino-copter? Yay

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