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Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 7:56 pm
by Epignosis
insertnamehere wrote:
Epignosis wrote:omgipostastringoffukkinmispeldwurdsandimfunny

If you know what I mean.
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No.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 7:56 pm
by Epignosis
Damn, I don't even like black space. White space is far superior.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 8:05 pm
by insertnamehere
hahahahahahahahahahhaisn'tsmispellingwordsandusingtheletter"k"asawordandnotparticapatingingamessogoddamnwhimisicalandquirky??????????????


arewenotmotherfuckingquirky?

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 8:15 pm
by insertnamehere
bump

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 8:15 pm
by insertnamehere
bump

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 8:15 pm
by insertnamehere
k

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 8:15 pm
by insertnamehere
ture

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 8:15 pm
by insertnamehere
bump

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 8:28 pm
by Boogs
The grammar from insertnamehere reminds of me Deadpool from X Men mafia, which annoys me and makes me want to vote for him lol

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 8:29 pm
by Boogs
(Sticks claws out and starts growling) You won't like an angry kitty with a monocle and top hat on

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 8:58 pm
by A Person
oh haahahahahahaahahx xD

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 9:09 pm
by A Person
insertnamehere wrote:hahahahahahahahahahhaisn'tsmispellingwordsandusingtheletter"k"asawordandnotparticapatingingamessogoddamnwhimisicalandquirky??????????????


arewenotmotherfuckingquirky?
ur just jealous cuz ur not as cool as he is

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:33 pm
by insertnamehere
A Person wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:hahahahahahahahahahhaisn'tsmispellingwordsandusingtheletter"k"asawordandnotparticapatingingamessogoddamnwhimisicalandquirky??????????????


arewenotmotherfuckingquirky?
ur just jealous cuz ur not as cool as he is
thatsdefintielyit

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:10 am
by A Person
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:hahahahahahahahahahhaisn'tsmispellingwordsandusingtheletter"k"asawordandnotparticapatingingamessogoddamnwhimisicalandquirky??????????????


arewenotmotherfuckingquirky?
ur just jealous cuz ur not as cool as he is
thatsdefintielyit
lol i knew it
it's k
he is an inspiration to us all

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 1:20 am
by Marmot
Ump

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 3:58 am
by Vompatti
ture

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 6:51 am
by bea
I am crying because I lost the funny in this thread. :( Someone please help me find the funny again. It's rough being a zombie with nothing funny. :(

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 6:52 am
by bea
that's totally red up there. Really. You just think you see green. *waves hand*

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 6:53 am
by bea
also - Potatoes are totes going to kill me. Along with pasta. It's like you know me TH..... [/ot]

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 6:55 am
by bea
I give up. I'm sadly not even through my first glass of wine yet. My brainz are just that fried. :blush: :wall:

Hey - at least I found the funny again. Even if it is laughing at my dumb ass. :D

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 10:06 am
by Epignosis
Vompatti, Russtifinko, and Turnip Head died and went to hell.

Upon arrival, they found themselves in a vast, fiery corridor. The devil led them down it and stopped in front of a door. It opened.

Within was a 3'5" woman with hairy feet, yellow teeth, a runny nose and a smoker's cough. Her hair was matted or missing altogether in some places. She weighed 200 lbs. The stench of stale alcohol came from her pores.

The devil announced, "Vompatti, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend eternity in bed with this!"

The remaining two followed the devil down the corridor. They stopped in front of another door. It opened.

Within was a 7" woman who weighed 85 lbs. She had no teeth and a large nose. She had garish, painted on eyebrows. She was missing two toes on her left foot. You could smell her body odor over the brimstone.

"Russtifinko, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend eternity in bed with this!"

After that, Turnip Head feared the worst. The devil led him to his door. It opened.

Within was Kate Upton, wearing a skimpy bikini and nothing else. Delighted, Turnip Head went in.

"Kate, you have sinned!"

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 10:24 am
by A Person
seven inches and 85 lbs is impressive

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 10:31 am
by Epignosis
A Person wrote:seven inches and 85 lbs is impressive
Which is more than you can say about the voter turnout.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 10:33 am
by A Person
Epignosis wrote:
A Person wrote:seven inches and 85 lbs is impressive
Which is more than you can say about the voter turnout.
oh yeah, i forgot about that

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:06 am
by Marmot
That's a cute story Epi.

Now I need to decide who to vote for.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:08 am
by Marmot
I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:11 am
by Epignosis
Metalmarsh89 wrote:That's a cute story Epi.

Now I need to decide who to vote for.
:)

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:14 am
by A Person
Metalmarsh89 wrote:I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.
i'm not sure what tha tmeans

also, who is kate upton

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:15 am
by Marmot
A Person wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.
i'm not sure what tha tmeans
We are the same, but different, if you know what I mean.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:16 am
by Marmot
A Person wrote:also, who is kate upton
:shrug:

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:31 am
by insertnamehere
A Person wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.
i'm not sure what tha tmeans

also, who is kate upton
what's this sun thing i keep hearing about

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:40 am
by A Person
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.
i'm not sure what tha tmeans

also, who is kate upton
what's this sun thing i keep hearing about
it's that thing in the sky

but frrlz, i have no idea who kate upton is

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:43 am
by Boogs
I was thinking of Kate Middleton then I wanted to talk in a British accent

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:56 am
by Turnip Head
Vompatti has been lynched. He was Kate Upton.

A new Smiter has risen. Night 2 ends eventually.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:59 am
by Boogs
Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere

Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:02 pm
by A Person
Why did vomps vote for himself?

To get to the other side!

Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:04 pm
by Boogs
Spare me smiter :( Don't be a kitty killer again.

Also, I was baking everyone a cake and it said to mix in 2 bowls, that I misread as bowels and there may be something crunchy in your cake... :blush:

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:20 pm
by insertnamehere
Boogs wrote:Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere
YAY FOR INACTIVITY!

Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:21 pm
by Lizzy
Boogs wrote:Spare me smiter :( Don't be a kitty killer again.

Also, I was baking everyone a cake and it said to mix in 2 bowls, that I misread as bowels and there may be something crunchy in your cake... :blush:
Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuun :feb:

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:43 pm
by Marmot
Boogs wrote:Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere
I thought the same thing.

But I don't think I'd have voted for INH, he might not have taken it well.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:46 pm
by Lizzy
Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Boogs wrote:Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere
I thought the same thing.

But I don't think I'd have voted for INH, he might not have taken it well.
It's k if you kill him tonight. :hugs:

Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:50 pm
by Marmot
I would never! :huh:

Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:52 pm
by Lizzy
You can do it. I'll be cheering for you! :hug:

Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:52 pm
by Marmot
Poor INH, I've been coerced!!!

Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:56 pm
by Lizzy
:mafia:

Re: Funny or Die - Day 1

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 2:07 pm
by Epignosis
Turnip Head wrote:Vompatti has been lynched. He was Kate Upton.

A new Smiter has risen. Night 2 ends eventually.
What a boob.

Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 2:11 pm
by insertnamehere
God, who'd wanna be such an asshole?

Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 2:16 pm
by Marmot
Y'all weren't kidding about Kate Upton.

But who is she?

Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 2:17 pm
by Marmot
Er, I guess she's dead. Who was she?

Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 2:17 pm
by insertnamehere
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Er, I guess she's dead. Who was she?
Tits.