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Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 11:21 am**

Epignosis wrote:I can't believe I'm voting Lizzy over eggs.

Well it won't be over easy. That's to say, she's a tough egg to crack.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 12:53 pm**

Hey A Person didn't explain why they voted for Insertnamehere.

Also, those eggs may be over easy, but you're not

lol

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 1:08 pm**

A Person wrote:
Epignosis wrote:I can't believe I'm voting Lizzy over eggs.
Well it won't be over easy. That's to say, she's a tough egg to crack.

As sure as eggs is eggs.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 1:33 pm**

Boogs wrote:Hey A Person didn't explain why they voted for Insertnamehere.

Also, those eggs may be over easy, but you're not lol

Well I'm scrambled, then.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 1:37 pm**

I'm blanched.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 1:51 pm**

and I htink INH is a hard boiled criminal!

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 3:11 pm**

It's nearly the end of Day 3. Time to dig in your heels and amp up the funny!

Seriously, let's go for broke, guys. All in to win.

Make like Bob Saget and [redacted] a [redacted, redacted].

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 4:03 pm**

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 4:06 pm**

INH has been lynched. He was a sick sonuvabitch.

It is now night 3. A new Smiter has risen.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 5:19 pm**

I thought he was the kitty killer/ annoying everyone

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 5:20 pm**

What kind of sick fucko would join the bandwagon of a self-voter?

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 5:32 pm**

Metalmarsh89 wrote:What kind of sick fucko would join the bandwagon of a self-voter?

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 5:53 pm**

Boogs wrote:I thought he was the kitty killer/ annoying everyone

Well, at least I thought I was funny.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 11:48 pm**

Crickets it's been quiet guys

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 10:40 am**

Turnip Head wrote:INH has been lynched.He was a sick sonuvabitch.

ture

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 12:31 pm**

Damn smiters. Go away.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 12:45 pm**

Smiter no smiting! We gotta get this mother kitty on the next poll

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 1:31 pm**

Contest: Mix 'em Up

For this contest, take three different body segments to make one funky person. PM us with your creation. For instance, put Celebrity A's head on Celebrity B's Body with Clown Z's footwear. The contest is open to interpretation and your character need not be human.

The deadline is one (1) hour before the Day 4 lynch poll closes. Best of luck.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 6:31 pm**

Wot day is it?

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 8:33 pm**

I think it's still Night 3. Hmmm

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 8:50 pm**

A Person has been Smited. It is now Day 4. Sorry for the delay!

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 9:39 pm**

[ded]sad face[/ded]

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 9:41 pm**

A Person wrote:[ded]sad face[/ded]

The word is actually "smote."

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 9:52 pm**

Epignosis wrote:
A Person wrote:[ded]sad face[/ded]
The word is actually "smote."

I hope this isn't the definition you are thinking of, I'm not sure I like you guys that much. (yet

)

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 10:47 pm**

A Person

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 11:02 pm**

Alternate Contest: Fortune Cookie

Each player, via PM, can submit up to 3 Fortune Cookie fortunes to the host and me. You don't want to miss it.

Note: You can enter both Day 4 contests for extra oomph.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 11:04 pm**

Remember that baking up some puns is not going to win you any points. However, really clever and hilarious fortunes will behoove you.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 10:30 am**

Kitties don't have hooves.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 10:30 am**

Epi is playing this game? Oh...

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 10:47 am**

I know I'm not the kitty killer, so I have a 33% chance now of voting out this tricky smiter lol. Hmmmm

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 1:19 pm**

Because he hasn't had any votes, Epignosis

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 1:21 pm**

Metalmarsh89 wrote:What kind of sick fucko would join the bandwagon of a self-voter?

But you haven't self-voted.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 2:11 pm**

Hey that's a good point Epignosis. I'm changing my vote lol

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 2:19 pm**

Yes, he had. Boogie, change your vote. We're taking Robignosis down.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 4:42 pm**

Lizzy wrote:Yes, he had. Boogie, change your vote. We're taking Robignosis down.

I think he makes a good point though. Metalmarsh had self voted the whole game, except this time. Which makes me believe they are the Smiter

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 5:08 pm**

My vote has been placed. Things aren't looking good for me.

Why is everyone voting for me?

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 9:47 pm**

Metalmarsh has been lynched. He was a female.

It is now Night 4. There's a new Smiter in town.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 11:12 pm**

So how will we win now? Lol Only 2 of us will remain and they will vote each other. Ahhhhhh this game is cray cray for a little kitty! Mrow!

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 11:41 pm**

Boogs wrote:So how will we win now? Lol Only 2 of us will remain and they will vote each other. Ahhhhhh this game is cray cray for a little kitty! Mrow!

if boogs makes another cat reference, please claw my eyes out.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 11:56 pm**

Contest: Cat Jokes/Puns/Quips

For our next contest, please post as many cat or feline-themed puns, analogies, limericks, jokes, etc. as possible within the thread. Quality is important as well as quantity.

In it to win it? Make sure to participate because the end is nigh!

Post original LOLCats or cat macros/memes as well.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 11:58 pm**

goddamnit

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2014 8:47 am**

insertnamehere wrote:goddamnit

LMAO!!!!

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2014 8:52 am**

(Knock knock knock) Um insertnamehere, do you wanna build a snowkitty? Do you wanna build a snow kitty? Okay....bye....

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2014 8:53 am**

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Posted: **Thu May 15, 2014 9:26 am**

Great job on the macros. Hope to see more!

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2014 9:30 am**

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Posted: **Thu May 15, 2014 9:37 am**

plz no

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2014 12:48 pm**

God Of Funny wrote:Great job on the macros. Hope to see more!

Omg that's my cousin from England, Twopence the cat!

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