The Syndicate

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:28 pm**

You have but 2 choices - you must make a decision.
Then make a new question.

Would you rather have a dragonfly who lives in your mouth or a lizard who lives in your ear speak all your thoughts out loud?

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:38 pm**

A dragonfly in my mouth because it wouldn't live long.

Would you rather have superhuman strength and be severely mentally disabled or have superhuman intelligence and be a quadriplegic ?

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:48 pm**

Super human inteligence. 'Cause Steven Hawking & Prof. X. PLus, you could build a machine with your brain to tend to the functions of the body, but a brute with no controls is a very dangerous thing.

Would you rather be the oblivious, yet infinitely wise, sage; or always get shit advice from random people that has no application to you?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:27 am**

I'd rather be the sage.

Would you rather watch nick jr all day long or hear your name repeated incessantly all day long?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:39 am**

I'm a dad, so I get both!

Nick Jr., I suppose, since there's more variety in that scenario and The Backyardigans are cool.

Would you rather be homeless in a crowded city on Earth or be alone in a mansion in a space dome on the moon?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:56 am**

Alone on the moon so long as I can breathe.

Would you rather drink everything you want but only eat bread or eat whatever you want and only drink water?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:33 am**

Eat whatever I want but only drink water.

Would you rather have your voice sound like Fran Drescher's voice or your breathing sound like Darth Vader's breathing?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:15 pm**

Wow. Gotta go with Vader.

Would you rather have a nose piercing (the round cow one) or be forever bald?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:28 pm**

Bald. I'm happy with the holes God gave me, thank you very much.

Would you rather have dinner with Justin Bieber or Millard Fillmore?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:12 pm**

Definitely Millard Fillmore....assuming he's alive in this scenario. If I'm having dinner with him in his dead form......I'd still pick Millard Fillmore.

Would you rather be Jacob or the Man in Black?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:10 pm**

The man in black. Jacob was a retard.

Would you rather never have access to the Internet again or never have sex again?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:10 pm**

Linki~ never have internet access

Man in Black~ I would rather be intense than earnest

Would you rather, if you had to eat one type of cuisine the rest of your life, eat only comfort foods from your own culture or eat only foods from one single exotic (to you) culture

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:27 pm**

Comfort fo sho.

Never sleep in a bed again or never watch tv again.

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:31 pm**

Never sleep in a bed

Never see someone you love ever again, but know they are healthy & happy, OR see them everyday as they slip into madness and depression

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:43 am**

Never see them again.

Become a vegetarian or eat nothing but meat dishes?

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:40 pm**

Damn, that's a tough one.....I guess I would choose to become a vegetarian. If the choice was being vegan or only eat meat dishes, I might reconsider.

Would you rather be a millionaire with no friends or a dirt broke with lots of friends?

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:11 pm**

Well, I am dirt broke with lots of friends, and it works for me

Would you rather live without your cell phone or your television?

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:36 pm**

I practically don't live with my television already. It's in the house but I never touch it. When your laptop's a DVD player and TV blows now, why bother? I use my cell phone all the time.

Would you rather go to kitten heaven or freeform jazz hell?

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:06 am**

Yikes! I suppose I'd rather go to the freeform jazz hell....but just barely.

Would you rather be on a boat or in a plane?

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:29 pm**

Ze Plane! Ze Plane!

Would you rather receive all your nourishment from crispy cruncy bugs or slimy newts, frogs and lizards?

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:09 pm**

Crispy crunchy bugs, slimy makes me shudder

Would you rather have a happy, mellow, comfy life or a dramatic, crazy, unpredictable life?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:43 pm**

While the latter is more fun at times, I have to go with happy, mellow and comfy.

Would you rather change your name to Ezmerelda Von Tinkling or Gurtrude de Porkilink?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:13 pm**

Ezmerelda sounds much more glamorous than Gurtrude :nod:

Would you rather live in the middle of a bustling city, or way out in the woods?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:15 pm**

City.

Would you rather eat only fruit or only vegetables for an entire week?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:20 pm**

Fruit~

Would you rather give up meat or give up pasta?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:34 pm**

Meat.

Would you rather give up vodka or tonic?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:40 pm**

Tonic, there are other mixers

Would you rather have a perfect (for you) home or the perfect wardrobe and car?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:41 pm**

Definitely the home.

Would you rather live in a desert world or ice world?

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:11 am**

Ice, I hate heat, you can always put more stuff on, there is only so much you can take off.

Would you rather be mute, or have no hands?

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:43 pm**

Mute. You can still communicate with your hands along with other things, like building stuff.

Would you rather be randomly punched in the gut once a week or randomly slapped on the back of the head every day?

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:31 pm**

slapped in the bakc of the head every day. I hate getting punched in the gut.

Would you rather ru n a halfway house for recovering drug addicts or date a really hot girl/guy with a drug problem.

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:19 pm**

The second~ I've done it and if your head is on well enough, you can enjoy the ride without getting sunk into it.

Would you rather know before hand or after that the delicious dinner you are being served (really, really delicious) has worms as an ingredient (superbly delicious, though)?

Posted: **Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:47 am**

After, this has happened to me actually. I think I would have enjoyed it less had I known.

Would you rather listen to only 80's music from now on, or never listen to 80's music again?

Posted: **Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:46 pm**

Thats tough. Never again, I would miss alot of it, but there is so much good music from other decades, i would be OK

Would you rather use black ink or blue ink? (It's weird, i find most people have a strong preference)

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:20 am**

I take my pens black, like my coffee.

8 1/2x 11 or 8 1/2 x 14

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:27 pm**

8 1/2 x 14 foshizzle

Windows XP, 7, or 8?

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:51 pm**

7

odd numbers or even numbers?

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:31 pm**

Even. I have always preferred even numbers, lol.

Would you rather read a really good book or watch a really good TV show?

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:10 pm**

Books~

Would you rather drink Red or White?

Posted: **Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:20 pm**

White

Would you rather live in Sunnydale or Twin Peaks?

Posted: **Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:22 pm**

Twin peaks

Jack or sawyer?

Posted: **Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:17 pm**

Sawyer, doh~!!

Would you rather watch football or baseball?

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:22 am**

Baseball

Ketchup or mustard

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:59 pm**

Bleech

to both, but ketchup is marginally more icky, so mustard

Would you rather shop for yourself, or for someone else?

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:22 pm**

Someone (s) else

Would you rather spend the day. With an infant or a teenager

Posted: **Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:53 pm**

Teenager.

Would you rather fly in a plane or take a train ride?

Posted: **Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:48 pm**

Plane

Would you rather be bald (no wig) or have hair down to your shins?

Posted: **Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:04 pm**

Down to the shins

Would you rather take a bath or a shower?

Posted: **Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:16 am**

Oh my, most of the time shower so I will go with that.

Would you rather sing karaoke in front of a large crowd or dance in front of a large crowd?

Posted: **Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:18 am**

Dance. I am literally the world's worst singer.

Would you rather every time you sneeze you change gender, or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin?

Note: They wouldn't actually change in appearance, you just wouldn't be able to distinguish between the two.

The Syndicate

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