Give movies more descriptive (but less catchy) titles!

[thellama73]

This is a game I started with Mongoose and thought it would be fun to bring to the forums.

We are about to watch Robocop, and I started calling it "The Robot Who Is Also a Policeman."

For my favorite movie, the Shining, I would call it "The Boy With Psychic Powers (But Not the Good Kind)"

Now you do some!

[Mongoose]

Space Odyssey 2001: The Computer Who Thought He was God (and Ruined Everything!)

Jurassic Park: A Majestic but Poorly Thought Out Theme Park

The Great Escape: Breaking Out of Nazi Jail on Motorcycles

[Turnip Head]

Jurassic World: Wait, They Really Opened The Fucking Thing?!?

[A Person]

Amelie: What Alison Would Be Like If She Had Been French

[Mongoose]

Amelie: What Alison Would Be Like If She Had Been French

A mischievous altruist who can never pursue guys she likes. That's about right!

[timmer]

Birdman, or How if you Want to Win Best picture just Make a Movie about Acting

[DFaraday]

Halloween: A Criminally Insane Guy Goes Back to His Hometown to Kill a Bunch of People, and Also He Has Superpowers or Something

[Marmot]

300: ABS(SQRT(-4 * SIN((pi * x) / 8))) + (943 + (-9)^3) = ((ABS((x / 3)^(1 / 2)) + 6)^2) - (17 - (-23))

[A Person]

Ichi the Killer: I Hope You're Not Planning on Eating Anything While Watching
Dhoom: You'll Never Get the Music Out of Your Head. Ever.

[nutella]

Dhoom: You'll Never Get the Music Out of Your Head. Ever.

OMG TRUUUUUUUUUUU