Cain, because he wasn't Abel.
Noah, because for forty days and forty nights, all he passed was water.
Moses, because he climbed all the way up a mountain just for two tablets.
Balaam, because his ass wouldn't do anything.
Solomon, because he sat on the throne for forty years.
Goliath, because even he couldn't take care of a little shit.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:56 pm
by dodo
Job wrote:In.
Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:59 pm
by dodo
Martha wrote:Rachel bunny,I don't care what they say about you. I always preferred you over Leah and that lazy eye of hers.
Laban always felt sorry for that snot of a sister, Leah. I gave birth to the best son of all, anyways-- Joseph.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:43 am
by MartinWP69
I can' wait.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:50 am
by Marmot
Stephen wrote:I can' wait.
Welcome to the Syndicate Stephen.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:34 pm
by Young Lady
Nine more let's go
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:35 pm
by Lunatella
Rachel wrote:
Job wrote:In.
Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?
I don't have to try, I just do
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:34 pm
by Ned Flanders
I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:47 pm
by Epignosis
Ruth wrote:I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.
Any Apocryphal works were deliberately excluded.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:39 am
by Golden
Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:34 am
by Roxy
Golden wrote:Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
Yes but you can claim the sock " The Trout Slapper"
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:04 am
by Marmot
Golden wrote:Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:02 pm
by S~V~S
Epi that thing you needed fixed is fixed
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:19 pm
by Phoebe Buffay
I'm here. Let the game begin!:epig:
Oh, alrighty, we can wait for a few more players
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:00 am
by Marmot
Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Golden wrote:Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.
For anyone wandering what the heck I'm saying.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:13 am
by Golf
SIgning up for this.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:18 am
by Ned Flanders
Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Golden wrote:Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.
For anyone wandering what the heck I'm saying.
I don't believe anyone was.
Thank G-d for more signups!
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:12 am
by Golf
So how many before we get this show on the road?
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:20 am
by Epignosis
Six more. Two have not voted in the poll.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:21 am
by Young Lady
What is taking so looooong? It's Day 8 of sign ups already. Didn't this YW guy, that I keep hearing stories about, allegedly create the world in less time than this?
It definitely doesn't take me that long to get drunk, that's for sure.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:03 pm
by Marmot
And the meek shall inherit the earth...
We've taken care of everything...
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:15 pm
by Jack Shephard
Hello there. I'm Jacob.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:25 pm
by Young Lady
This is Biblical Mafia, not LOST Mafia.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:07 pm
by Epignosis
Belshazzar wrote:This is Biblical Mafia, not LOST Mafia.
And yet, the Bible is so full of Lost people.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:22 pm
by Young Lady
Epignosis wrote:
Belshazzar wrote:This is Biblical Mafia, not LOST Mafia.
And yet, the Bible is so full of Lost people.
Nobody names their offsprings Belshazzar anymore.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:52 pm
by Prisoner 509378
So teach us to number our days that we may get a heart of wisdom.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:48 pm
by dodo
ay bay bay jacob
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:19 pm
by Marmot
Epignosis wrote:
Belshazzar wrote:This is Biblical Mafia, not LOST Mafia.
And yet, the Bible is so full of Lost people.
They should have named one of the books Lost.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:55 pm
by Jack Shephard
Rachel wrote:ay bay bay jacob
He-e-e-e-ey sexy lady!
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:19 pm
by Sockys2023
How many players until we begin?
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:38 pm
by Young Lady
Samson wrote:How many players until we begin?
Five. Four, if Epig summons his wife again to wrap up the signups.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:18 pm
by Golf
Well he might as well. Bible never cared much about the wives.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:27 pm
by Young Lady
I don't think I even remember how many I have.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:23 pm
by Epignosis
I'm dead in everything.
Sign up please.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:30 pm
by Operator
Hello.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:40 pm
by Ned Flanders
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:07 pm
by Epignosis
Four more now.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:09 pm
by Spooky Ghost
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:31 pm
by Gunther
Hello all.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:33 pm
by Epignosis
I need ONE more.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:06 pm
by Chuck
Yes sir.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:13 pm
by Young Lady
Hell (...oops. sorry God) yeah, let's get this party started!
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:13 pm
by Epignosis
We're full as far as I'm concerned. I'll be sending roles and starting the game tonight.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:37 pm
by Snapshot
Lot, checking in. Two warnings.
Whosoever journeys with me, don't look back. You'll turn into a pillar of salt. I'm already a widow for this reason.
Also, I intend to make a LOT of puns.
That is all.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:26 pm
by dodo
Just glad my dad's not here tbh
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:26 pm
by Epignosis
All PMs have been sent out. If you were expecting one and didn't get one, then send me a PM.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:18 am
by Chuck
If there is a game thread, I can't find it.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:33 am
by Epignosis
For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
-2 Thessalonians 3:10
