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Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:12 pm
by insertnamehere
He shot it with a machine gun.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:14 pm
by S~V~S
It died.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:15 pm
by insertnamehere
THE END
*insert Monty Python Intermission music here*
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:17 pm
by S~V~S
However, it then got up and bit INH. Now INH sparkels
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:18 pm
by insertnamehere
INH shoots himself.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:18 pm
by insertnamehere
i would so buy this.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:22 pm
by S~V~S
His sparkly blood sparkles in the street.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:23 pm
by insertnamehere
The cockroaches held a funeral.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:26 pm
by S~V~S
Then there was a Raid.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:28 pm
by insertnamehere
Cockroaches were falling left and right, but one survived; his name was Ramboroach
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:30 pm
by S~V~S
"ADRIAAAAANNNNNROACH"
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:31 pm
by insertnamehere
Dante woke up, "What a fucked up dream."
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:32 pm
by insertnamehere
I like the random tirades, but can we go back to a somewhat sane narrative?
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:33 pm
by S~V~S
Nadine rolled over, took his hand and said, "You really should write a book"
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:34 pm
by insertnamehere
"We can't keep doing this." Dante replied, "What if Peter finds out?"
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:38 pm
by Kate
Ramboroach passed out from the Raid and woke up on a strange island.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:15 am
by insertnamehere
Martha stepped on and killed Ramboroach as she knocked on Dante's door.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:13 pm
by Kate
Dante was furious.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:41 pm
by insertnamehere
"Quick, hide in the closet!" Dante said frantically.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:05 pm
by Roxy
Martha agreed and quickly got in the closet, her life was giving her a headache and she would do anything right now to avoid anymore squashing problems.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:32 am
by Kate
She felt something tickle her back in the darkness.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:08 pm
by insertnamehere
She slowly turned around, feeling terrified.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:51 pm
by Roxy
She had turned too fast and waited for her eyes to focus to the darkness of the closet.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:06 pm
by Kate
she screamed at her sister staring back at her!
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:36 pm
by insertnamehere
"JANE! How long have you been there?" Nadine exclaimed.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:14 pm
by Kate
FOREVER!
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:07 pm
by Roxy
There was much rejoicing in that closet.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:21 pm
by Kate
Dante pulled out his secret bottle of vodka.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:38 am
by Epignosis
He studied the label.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:15 am
by Kate
Mwahahaha...He thought to himself.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:45 pm
by Epignosis
He took a quick swig and gasped at the burning sensation the vodka left in his mouth.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:24 pm
by Kate
He loved it and hated it, simultaneously.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:40 pm
by juliets
He wiped his mouth on his sleeve and offered the bottle to Martha.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:47 pm
by Kate
"Why don't we leave the closet before we continue this party," she suggested.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:36 pm
by Snow Dog
"You mean, come out of the closet?" he replied
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:39 am
by Kate
"Ha Ha Ha," she said, snarkily.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:00 am
by Epignosis
An awkward silence followed.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:33 pm
by Kate
Then they walked out.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 12:41 pm
by Epignosis
The weather had become restless and unwelcoming.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:20 pm
by Kate
And so had Martha.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:46 pm
by Epignosis
"What do you want me to say, Martha?"
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:19 pm
by Kate
"Is there anything left unsaid?"she sighed.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:01 pm
by Epignosis
Dante said, "I know this must be hard for you."
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:33 pm
by Kate
She snickered.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:11 pm
by Epignosis
"Now what's so damn funny?" Dante asked.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:12 pm
by Kate
"Hard for me,Dante?" She snapped at him.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:16 pm
by Epignosis
Dante weighed what he was about to say carefully, and said, "Martha, I've always been hard for you."
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:32 pm
by Kate
"My my brother, hard in all the right places too."
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:11 pm
by S~V~S
Nadine screamed and shot herself in the foot.
Re: Let's Write a Novel
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:27 am
by Kate
"You missed your head by about 5 feet, stupid." Said Peter with disdain.