An unsettling series of commercials for Gardetto's snacks has gained a monopoly on all media influence in the known world. A powerful criminal figure known only as the CEO (Cody Kopp) hires a rookie assassin named Leech (The Artist Formerly Known as William Netherton) to eliminate all traces of this influence forever. What Leech isn't prepared for is retaliation from one of the CEO's own ex-killers, the legendary Heerio (Sean Leivo). But who exactly is making these commercials? And what are the Heerio's motives ultimately? A hidden cave known only to a select few young travelers may contain a secret involving the very nature of the snack itself that no one was prepared for.
DISCLAIMER: This is one of the most shamelessly immature things that me and my friends have made. Most of the dialogue is almost entirely improvised and there is also some deliberately (we swear!) bad editing. That's part of its charm I think, but I understand it won't be for everyone. This being said...
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