[DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Young Lady · #401

Yes, we did.

Ned Flanders · #402

Prisoner 640326 wrote:Yes, we did.

I'm watching you.

Young Lady · #403

I didn't know I was on buffy

Ned Flanders · #404

When others were present you said this:

Prisoner 640326 wrote:Pay attention please

But now that it's just the two of us, you didn't come through. You're not on Buffy, but I am watching you. I'm multi-tasking.

Paul Stevens · #405

Ned Flanders · #406

Interesting.

Young Lady · #407

Are you gonna vote me or something? Lol nub

Paul Stevens · #408

Young Lady · #409

Prisoner 6xxxxx doing the hard work here.

Ned Flanders · #410

Prisoner 640326 wrote:Are you gonna vote me or something? Lol nub

Don't be so hasty now.

Ned Flanders · #411

So 640, what makes you think that you aren't a prisoner?

Ned Flanders · #412

Perhaps you're not lying.

Young Lady · #413

My mama told me that I can not be a prisoner as long as I do not feel like one

Ned Flanders · #414

Ah, so your vote is a symbolic gesture then. You think you have free will. Well guess what? You don't. I'll make sure of that.

I don't know about you, but I feel like a prisoner. I imagine most of our colleagues feel like prisoners as well. I wonder why...

Oh right. It's because we're prisoners. If you're not one of us then what one of what are you?

I smell bacon.

Ned Flanders · #415

Paul Stevens · #416

I'm a vegetarian

Young Lady · #417

Hey man, don't be a dick.

I'm trying to get away from prison life, I don't want to go to solitary for setting your bitch ugly ass on fire.

Ned Flanders · #418

Prisoner 640326 wrote:Hey man, don't be a dick.

I'm trying to get away from prison life, I don't want to go to solitary for setting your bitch ugly ass on fire.

I'm not a dick. I'm a girl. I am in possession of a dick though. Care to taste it?

Gunther · #419

Hey, y'all. The doctor is in to carry us to the finish line. Great work people. A few close calls but we're through the hardest part now.

Young Lady · #420

Wow 813 way to ruin the 6 party

Gunther · #421

Relax, home slice, I'm only here to help.

Young Lady · #422

The last dude that told me to relax ended up in the ashtray, fyi.

Paul Stevens · #423

Ned Flanders · #424

Prisoner 640326 wrote:The last dude that told me to relax ended up in the ashtray, fyi.

Overcompensating the OG act now that you're on the radar? Watch your step.

Young Lady · #425

Thanks for the advice, I almost tripped over a giant rock just now.

Or maybe it was your ego, dunno

Ned Flanders · #426

who , me ??? what ego ?? im confsued

Young Lady · #427

Ned Flanders · #428

im just bine watching buffy , im not sure what youre talking about

thanks for heling me get through the night thoguh !!

Gunther · #429

Relax boys. No need to break out your makeshift knives just yet. Save those for when we need to shank one of the slacker newbies.

Young Lady · #430

No worries 606, I'm just messin with your ass.

Gunther · #431

I'm going to go see how our one-word story wrapped up. It was getting a little "pulpy" when I left last night.

Gunther · #432

Well I see our story fell apart right around the time I left. Good riddance. Just under 12 hours to go now. Hey 606, how many Buffy episodes have you watched now?

Ned Flanders · #433

Prisoner 640326 wrote:No worries 606, I'm just messin with your ass.

It's you who should be worried. If you're on our side, its your responsibility to act accordingly. If you're not on our side, you owe it to your friends in blue to step your game up because you're not fooling anyone.

linki - Tonight, tonight and last night, or altogether?

Gunther · #434

Prisoner 606386 wrote:
Prisoner 640326 wrote:No worries 606, I'm just messin with your ass.
It's you who should be worried. If you're on our side, its your responsibility to act accordingly. If you're not on our side, you owe it to your friends in blue to step your game up because you're not fooling anyone.

linki - Tonight, tonight and last night, or altogether?

Chillax yo, 640 is legit.

And yes, total episodes.

Ned Flanders · #435

Prisoner 813142 wrote:
Prisoner 606386 wrote:
Prisoner 640326 wrote:No worries 606, I'm just messin with your ass.
It's you who should be worried. If you're on our side, its your responsibility to act accordingly. If you're not on our side, you owe it to your friends in blue to step your game up because you're not fooling anyone.

linki - Tonight, tonight and last night, or altogether?
Chillax yo, 640 is legit.

And yes, total episodes.

No, he's not.

im about halfway through the second season now !!

Gunther · #436

I beg to differ. 640 has been here from the start, unlike you. You don't want to come across as too bossy around here. We run a pretty egalitarian joint, okay?

Gunther · #437

And congratulations on the Buffy episode count. I couldn't watch that much TV in two days if I wanted to.

Ned Flanders · #438

Prisoner 813142 wrote:I beg to differ. 640 has been here from the start, unlike you. You don't want to come across as too bossy around here. We run a pretty egalitarian joint, okay?

Being here before me means nothing. I haven't bossed anyone, I've voiced my suspicion. Take it or leave it but you're not shutting me up anytime soon. Oh and uh, you don't run this. Being inclusive is nice and all, but the pigs gotta stay in the pig pen. You're not a pig...are you?

Ned Flanders · #439

Prisoner 813142 wrote:And congratulations on the Buffy episode count. I couldn't watch that much TV in two days if I wanted to.

two weeks , not two days

thats why i asked you to specify

Ned Flanders · #440

okay , one week ! :P

Young Lady · #441

What do you even mean with suspicion 606? What are you accusing me of here?

Gunther · #442

Prisoner 606386 wrote:
Prisoner 813142 wrote:I beg to differ. 640 has been here from the start, unlike you. You don't want to come across as too bossy around here. We run a pretty egalitarian joint, okay?
Being here before me means nothing. I haven't bossed anyone, I've voiced my suspicion. Take it or leave it but you're not shutting me up anytime soon. Oh and uh, you don't run this. Being inclusive is nice and all, but the pigs gotta stay in the pig pen. You're not a pig...are you?

I can assure you, there are no pigs among us original prisoners. As for you new "folk," it remains to be seen.

Gunther · #443

Prisoner 606386 wrote:
Prisoner 813142 wrote:And congratulations on the Buffy episode count. I couldn't watch that much TV in two days if I wanted to.
two weeks , not two days

thats why i asked you to specify

I never watched Buffy. Perhaps some day Mini Me and I can sit down for a marathon. Is it scary? Mini Me startles easily.

Ned Flanders · #444

oh xander and cordelia you too are two much

Ned Flanders · #445

Prisoner 640326 wrote:What do you even mean with suspicion 606? What are you accusing me of here?

isnt this a little overdue ??

Ned Flanders · #446

Prisoner 813142 wrote:
Prisoner 606386 wrote:
Prisoner 813142 wrote:I beg to differ. 640 has been here from the start, unlike you. You don't want to come across as too bossy around here. We run a pretty egalitarian joint, okay?
Being here before me means nothing. I haven't bossed anyone, I've voiced my suspicion. Take it or leave it but you're not shutting me up anytime soon. Oh and uh, you don't run this. Being inclusive is nice and all, but the pigs gotta stay in the pig pen. You're not a pig...are you?
I can assure you, there are no pigs among us original prisoners. As for you new "folk," it remains to be seen.

what makes you think that that has been proven ?? youve eithr been fooled or youre partaking in the fooling

Ned Flanders · #447

Prisoner 813142 wrote:
Prisoner 606386 wrote:
Prisoner 813142 wrote:And congratulations on the Buffy episode count. I couldn't watch that much TV in two days if I wanted to.
two weeks , not two days

thats why i asked you to specify
I never watched Buffy. Perhaps some day Mini Me and I can sit down for a marathon. Is it scary? Mini Me startles easily.

nah the draw is the characters

Ned Flanders · #448

like bebop

Gunther · #449

In my day, we didn't have dvds or binge watching. Reruns were all we had.

Young Lady · #450

813 and me used to be homies back in the hood bro. Disrespecting him is disrespecting me as far as I'm concerned

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