The Syndicate

My name is Clem and I'm here stay,
Though I'll have to repost in a bit,
I can't wait to say,
Let's get jiggy with it.

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:46 pm Hey all, just checking in for now. Preoccupied with other items for the duration. Looking forward to playing this despite this post count limitation putting me in shackles.

Though you have no time
And apparently no rhythm
Say it in rhyme
Or we’ll have to kill ‘em

You can rhyme
Or you can pout
But when it comes time
We’ll tell you get the fuck out

You’re misinterpreting how that will work
But points for the try
And not to be a jerk
But frankly anyone that doesn’t rhyme can fry

If you don’t rhyme
You’ll quick find
You’re out of time
We’ll peel you to the rind

No it isn’t needed
And there’s no reward
But the idea has been deeply seeded
And some of us are bored

So quit your bitching
Cause rhyming is a hoot
No more belly itching
Or we’ll give you the boot!

I’m down to kill sig
He’s a hypocrite and that’s my hot take
So let’s tear off that wig
And throw him in the lake!

(1)

Hazelnut can also be bad
Despite that it may make you mad
Sig is a goner, but don’t be sad
If he’s town we’ll mourn the poor lad

(2)

MP, don't worry
Sig is scum
We'll kill him in a hurry
Because we're not dumb

(3)

Worry rhymes better than flabbergasted.
But don't be either, just take a nap.
Cause soon scum will be blasted.
See, that rhyme was crap.

If you’re waiting for me to not rhyme
This ain’t that time
To channel my inner jacksie
You can’t kill me, no take backsie

If you vote for M Plus
I’m gonna have to cuss
Keep voting for Em Pee
And you’ll need an Ee Em Tee

(6)

My name’s Nanook and I came to throw down
So step to me and I’ll call you a clown
My reads are rand but I’m pulling the trigger
Dare to doubt me and I’ll fight you with vigor

My rhymes are dope and so’s my towncore
I’m the shepherd and ya’ll the sheep
So question me and I’ll put you on the floor
While running over you wit the tractor “beep beep”

My rhyme schemes are crazy flexible
Flexing my rhyming ability, so delectable
Mess with me and I’ll call you detestable
Disagree with me reads, and I’ll find you protestable

So the moral of the story
Set your cares aside
Don’t worry
Nanook’s in charge and you’re along for the ride

(7)

You’re talking wack, son
I’ve got like 20+ posts left
I’m barely a quarter done
I won’t leave you missing me and bereft

My vote is the best one
And I don’t wanna hear no beef
Pretending my reads are good is fun
So stop fighting it and hop on my scum killing leaf

(8)

It’s good you teach words
Cause your math is bad
I’m shoehorning in the word swords
And that makes me sad

I’m here and I haven’t read
That’s ok cause I’m still in charge
Why shouldn’t Sig end up dead?
The chances he’s mafia are very large

G-Man wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 2:57 pm Patching together a reads list yields this:

GOOD VIBES
-Russ: His good on the fake-claim cover roles makes me feel good. A baddie would have clarified with the host.
-Dunya: I like her spunk. She's more assertive and direct than I would suspect a baddie to be.
-Epi: He makes good counter-punches, but how many times have I been duped into civ reading him in the past?

TBD (I need to ISO these for a stronger read)
-DDL
-sig
-Sloonei
-Speed
-Tony
-TH

BAD VIBES
-MP: This might be old bias due to his high-volume style of play. It's a soft ping, so don't take it the wrong way.
-Nutella: Equal parts old bias and not feeling much of anything despite the volume of her ISO.
-Mac: He keeps coming back to low-hanging fruit. Lazy for a civvie to do; wise for a baddie. It's never lost its appeal. I am low-hanging fruit, I realize this, so my judgement may be a tad harsh.
-Nanook: Maybe it's a lack of familiarity, but something in his play rubs me the wrong way. Rhyme scheme in moderation and play the game, friendo.

I’m not going to stop
So suck it up-
I’ll keep going till the scum give me the pop
-buttercup

nutella wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 5:22 pm
NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 5:19 pm I’m here and I haven’t read
That’s ok cause I’m still in charge
Why shouldn’t Sig end up dead?
The chances he’s mafia are very large
Really don't get why you think this so strongly
I really think that you're thinking wrongly
And that it's really such a level one thought
That I wonder whether you really believe it or not.

(19)

Sig is bad
Mac is good
It’s really quite clear
This is one of those newfangled poems that doesn’t rhyme

Epi can also get a townread
That’s my third
I think I’m in the lead
When it comes to solving, keen as a bird

Not breaking a tie is scummy
Stick to your reads, dummy
I actually think you’re smart
But that doesn’t rhyme for a start

I’ll probably be saving two scum again
But I’m going to bat for MP and Mac
They’re both a bad wagon
Find some other patsy to attack

Hazelnut might also be bad
Tbh that would make me sad
But they make me think of baseball
And that was a good call

Is this a rebellion, sheep?
You’re supposed to follow my lead
And trust my read
Something something keep

The push of Mac is scummy
Regardless of his flip
There’s mafia on it, that’s my tip
Make sure you listen to me, dummy

You’re all bad
Now I feel sad
Mac so pure
Not at all demure
Sig should die
So says I

Does nobody understand how these mechanics work?
I didn’t think they were hard
A rhyme for work is twerk
Ya’ll can call me the bard

Bonuses are permanent, and they stack

[mention]nutella[/mention]

Next question asked of me
I’ll answer normally
Just you wait and see
But don’t get used to it....ee

Content

If you’re tired of my rhymes
Kill me and sheep my reads
Even though it hasn’t been much time
I feel that pretend confident about my leads

If you want a straight answer
The next question I’ll drop the act
Now I’m lazy so the first rhyme is sir
And the second is fact

FUCK I messed up my rhyme

Welp I guess now I’m playing normally again cause I can’t handle the shame, I hope you’re all proud of yourselves you classless animals

Also I’ll defend you too DDL I actually think >rand chance you’re town.

Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 3:57 pm
NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 3:54 pm Also I’ll defend you too DDL I actually think >rand chance you’re town.
Thanks for the thought, but I am sure I'll vote for you the first time someone suggests that to me.

Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 4:43 pm TH is still kind of weird in day 1 and I do agree on Mac's point about him that he was sheeping too much. Yeah maybe sheeping is fine but TH didn't really impress me otherwise.

nutella feels a little disconnected from the game, like she's saying a lot but not participating much. That said she probably ranks high in the list of people I've mislynched the most, so I'll tread carefully here.

Literally no idea how to read nanook. I don't know how to interpret he going against Sig. I don't know what to do with him. Send help.

TSP is also pretty meh. Dunno what to think of him yet.

Sloonei I do agree feels different but the argument that he is out of his element due to the post restriction is valid. Need more time to assess.

Help

What’s a vompatti style?
Is it full of wile?
And a smidge of guile?
And jokes by the mile?

(1)

I can post more than you
Don’t cry, boo hoo
I’m the jiggy king
That title has a nice ring

(2)

Secret secret, I have a secret
Sig better claim soon
I can’t think of another rhyme for it
So I’ll just say boon

I’m wasting posts ‘tis true
But I’ve got more to use than you
Burn baby burn
Oh how the table turn

I need one more rhyme
So again I’ll use tIme
I guess I’m not original enough
If you don’t like it, tough

Seriously though [mention]sig[/mention] should claim

Fwiw GMan I’ve enjoyed the short amount we’ve played together in GOC and now here.

Even though you’re wrong

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 6:37 pm
NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 6:22 pm Seriously though @sig should claim
Why.

I’ll tell you after he claims

That’s cool, but I’m heavily implying I might have a red on him so you should probably support that

Uh

That’s a weird time to claim tbh

Without a claim I’m considering myself to have a red check on you, and I encourage others to as well.

sig wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 9:48 pm SO a combination of factors effected my mafia read of MP.

Last game, which just ended with a mafia victory, the team included MP who had flipped civ, but was actually mafia. He reacted the same way there when I poked him as he did here and said I just hound him for no reason. I'm seeing the same game-play here and have the same gut feel.

Which is the main reason why I'm sticking to my guns here with my MP read.

Mac, rip was wrong there, not the end of the world. I do plan to reread some things, but overall alot of people are still just leans.

Sig he was town, died, and subbed back into a mafia slot. When you poked him he had a town PM.

That’s nice and all but I have what is pretty likely a red check on him, so.

TH: mac is mafia

Mac flips town

Nanook claims a soft guilty on Sig

TH: lol but my reads tho

I haven’t quietly pushed it, fuck off with that

I’ve claimed to the extent that I’m going to prior to Sig claiming, if Sig doesn’t claim I’m treating it as a scum claim. You’re not getting a more detailed explanation from me at this time.

Sig, it isn’t a fake peek. Claim your shit or die.

Also MP was town, died, and replaced back in as mafia in last game. It’s not complicated or a hard concept to grasp...for most of us at least

I mean ngl it’s not a hard red, but without a claim it’s >rand chance of being mafia. Significantly greater. So unless Sig claims I’m treating it as a full red, if he wants to cooperate that would be cool and make the game easier

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