The Syndicate

Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:47 am No, neither of you are sceptics. You both just need to have full control of everything. you're control freaks. You can't handle the idea that there can be things you don't know.

I don't crave power.

I crave beerwhiskey.

Let's cut to the fucking chase, all right?

Golden: On what basis do you believe I am bad?

MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:41 am
Fuck that. I'm a skeptic. YOU should learn to deal with that.

This said it better than I ever could. And I'm a fucking believer.

Yeah Golden.

You got me.

I don't want to win.

Fucking hell.

Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:22 am

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:18 am I'm serious about outing myself. Think twice motherfuckers.

If you are so hard headed that you would throw your toys out of the cot for losing an election when I can break this game open by winning it, then you should take a mafia break.

If you're genuinely serious about this, it's way worse than Daisy writing in OT green.

Show me how you "break the game open by winning it" and I'll support you.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:20 am I am currently drinking shiraz out of the bottle at work at 2.20pm on a Thursday DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.

I wish I could drink at work. It would make things a lot more interesting.

Do not separate me from my future beerwhisky

I'm serious about outing myself. Think twice motherfuckers.

Quin wrote: ↑Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:07 am Golden is Hilary Clinton, Epignosis is Donald Trump and I am Jill Stein.

Are you saying Hillary Clinton has a smaller penis than Donald Trump?

Golden, if you win this election, you will get nothing, and you will rob me of an opportunity. I promise you that. Stop fucking around.

Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:00 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:57 pm Every damn game Golden is in revolves around him becoming trustworthy and then establishing networks of trust. The first game I ever experienced his networky trust building fucking bs was A World Reborn and he started civ, built a network BTS, turned out that most of the people he was establishing trust with were scum and then they recruited him and he won with them and the rest of us had to suffer.

Golden + Trust = Mac's Triggering Intensifies

And he wonders why I never trust him.

Networks of trust is how the town wins the game.

I killed it in a world reborn.
I also killed it in Dune, where I built a massive network of trust that you refused to participate in, and yet in that game I was nailing baddies left and right.

Hey Mac, how big is this guy's wanker?

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:57 pm Every damn game Golden is in revolves around him becoming trustworthy and then establishing networks of trust. The first game I ever experienced his networky trust building fucking bs was A World Reborn and he started civ, built a network BTS, turned out that most of the people he was establishing trust with were scum and then they recruited him and he won with them and the rest of us had to suffer.

Golden + Trust = Mac's Triggering Intensifies

And he wonders why I never trust him.

I say we lynch Golden, then Spacedaisy, and then Scotty and take a fucking chance.

If I am not elected, I will out myself and potentially ruin this for the civilian faction.

Yes, I am that petty.

Quin wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:55 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:54 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:52 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:51 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:50 pm You know what. No!

Enough!

Epi and Golden want this too much. Let's do the right thing people. Let's vote for a third party.

Now I'd gladly accept it, but if not me then I say we elect sprityo for the funky fresh beats.

I only want it so Golden can't have it.

I appreciate this. That's also why I want it.

Vote me for, and I'll vote for you when your time comes.

The southern comforts must be getting to you.

Should have said "Vote me for this."

Golden wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:53 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:50 pm You know what. No!

Enough!

Epi and Golden want this too much. Let's do the right thing people. Let's vote for a third party.

Now I'd gladly accept it, but if not me then I say we elect sprityo for the funky fresh beats.

Seriously Mac, why can't you just for once sit still and let me execute a plan without trying to interfere just because you're jealous!

I'm trying to do something that is in the best interests of the town here. Your mother in law would be proud of me!

What do you get from this?

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:52 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:51 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:50 pm You know what. No!

Enough!

Epi and Golden want this too much. Let's do the right thing people. Let's vote for a third party.

Now I'd gladly accept it, but if not me then I say we elect sprityo for the funky fresh beats.

I only want it so Golden can't have it.

I appreciate this. That's also why I want it.

Vote me for, and I'll vote for you when your time comes.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:50 pm You know what. No!

Enough!

Epi and Golden want this too much. Let's do the right thing people. Let's vote for a third party.

Now I'd gladly accept it, but if not me then I say we elect sprityo for the funky fresh beats.

I only want it so Golden can't have it.

If Golden and Scotty are bad together, you all deserve to lose.

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:49 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:46 pm Colin what does your electorial thing do?

If I’m right I get an extra vote in the following lynch.

All the more reason to vote for me.

This is my erection night. I deserve it. Fuck Golden.

Golden wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:58 pm

Kylemii wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:57 pm essentially, voting to elect golden tonight has the same end result as lynching turnip head tomorrow.

either turniphead is telling the truth and he gets his easy win and vanishes and we know he was indie, or we find out he was lying, we lynch him day 3 and then he vanishes and we know he was mafia.

if you have a better way of dealing with his claim then let me know

I am not dealing with TH's claim by letting him win an item.

If he wanted to successfully guess tonight he should have picked someone other than himself. This is like the part that Daisy opposed strongly, and on this I agree. I'm fine testing his claim, but I'm not electing him to have other advantages. I'd sooner have lynched him yesterday and not tested his claim at all than let him win an item, and for him to think he could win an election under current circumstances is his own fault.

Who gives a shit about Turnip Head and his win condition?

I'm going to campaign here a moment, and express to you rubes just why I am the correct candidate for this erection.

First, 2483 is five hundred years following my birth.

Second, I kind of like beer.

Finally, this was modeled after my penis:



Finally, and I can tell truly that speedchuck does not drink:

My buddies and I have tasted every concoction from neanderthal piss to alien ant stew, and this beer is the best there is. Ever. Period. And I have a voucher for one of them.

If anybody served me a beer like that, I'd kick them out of my penis tower. That's clearly whiskey, and not beer. From the decanter to the glasses to the presentation- whiskey.

And a voucher? You have to have a voucher for something in 2483? That's like saying you have a gift certificate to get your eight tracks out of layaway. Holy shit.

The decanter even says "Diamond Jubilee," which indicates a sixtieth anniversary. What are we celebrating, O great host from the future? Betty White's porn debut?

In the meantime, enjopy the sights! You can see the entire state of Thriple New York from here.

You missed an opportunity.

'"Trippel New York."



If this is our future, I want to die.

But don't let that happen.

Instead, vote for me!

Lunalee wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:48 pm Hey guys. sorry I've been away. It looks like I'm a gonner, so I'm going to just throw this out there. I have a cop role. I checked sig last night, and saw he was town.

I haven't caught up, but this has to- has to- has to- be bullshit.

You all are funny.

I thought I'd see at least a little more fire (and I don't mean from Spacedaisy).

[VOTE: Lunalee] aubergine

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:20 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:19 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:07 pmTurnip Head I'm not bad and you know it bucko!

Well we'll well, as I live and breathe, a joke. What is a joke doing wandering around in these parts of town?

You're a joke Mac and you know it.

What is it beat on Mac day or something!? First getting fuck yous at me and told I have a micropenis and now I'm a joke. What next is someone going to make a pass at the quality of my dress hat?

You claimed that number yourself.

Spacedaisy
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Voters: None

Yeah, people are really chomping at Mac's little bit there.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:11 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:11 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:07 pm Epignosis I am an avocado and you know it!

I want to tell everybody about the time we played Monopoly and you mistook my penis for the thimble, but I don't want to embarrass you.

Did my penis joke offend you? It's okay bro I have a micropenis.

Club Thumbelina

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:07 pm Epignosis I am an avocado and you know it!

I want to tell everybody about the time we played Monopoly and you mistook my penis for the thimble, but I don't want to embarrass you.

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:02 pm Then it was a stupid joke in a game like this, with no indication that it was a joke. Especially since you've been coming after me. What in your post would ever indicate to me you are joking? Not a damn thing and you know it. it wasn't a joke, it was a fake red peek to get a rise out of me. And you did. you know why? Because I am civ! And hell yes I get mad when someone openly lies about me and a red peek.

No, I won't go away.

I got a role check on you and you are

Tables must be flipped, especially if they are

Golden wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:23 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:01 pmGolden's entire analysis is predicated on sig being bad. In everything I've seen from Lunalee, it's as though she takes for granted that sig was bad, and she knew it. Because if someone wants to have a go at me for my interactions with someone who has an unknown alignment, I'll flip tables. I see no table flipping.

But please, discuss the other section (or this one) if you will.

I'm not persuaded that Luna is a table-flipping kind of person, and I also don't see anything which suggests pre-knowledge that sig is bad (as opposed to just presuming it, which is sort of necessary to respond to my case), but do you see something in particular that I'm missing?

Not necessarily. I want alternatives to the current theory. If there exists any evidence whatsoever in Lunalee's favor, that should be brought forth.

Lunalee wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:19 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:17 pm

Lunalee wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:16 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:13 pm *A cover up for what?

A cover-up for a more sinister role.

And "doctor" was the best anybody could do?

I don't know, you claimed doctor too, right? Why?

Because it's fun and makes people think.

Lunalee wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:16 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:13 pm *A cover up for what?

A cover-up for a more sinister role.

And "doctor" was the best anybody could do?

*A cover up for what?

Lunalee wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:12 pm

Quin wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:38 pm

Lunalee wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:01 am

Quin wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:27 pm

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:18 pm Do we really think there are three town-aligned doctors in this game?

nah

This bothers me too. Wasn't it MacDougal, Scotty, and Epi? One of them may get my vote today.

meh. they don't have to be bad.

So what's the point of claiming doctor then, unless it's a cover-up?

A cover up for that?

Lunalee wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:48 am

Golden wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:03 am A brief Luna/sig interactive iso. Luna has a total of 19 posts before Quin dropped his bombshell, including:

Spoiler: show

Lunalee wrote: ↑Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:22 am @sig , what's with that "poker face" smiley you keep using?

Lunalee wrote: ↑Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:04 pm @sig , @Quin , if you're going to self-vote, at least give us a good reason to support you or not.

Lunalee wrote: ↑Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:20 pm

sig wrote: ↑Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:35 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:33 pm Night is half over and I'm missing a loooooot of night actions.

Never submit night actions that's my policy. Why hide your actions? I never do I'll tell you straight up what I plan to do. Which is why a vote for sig is a vote for open night actions. No more hiding no more fear no more control. Vote Sig a player you can trust.

Sig, your campaigning is gold. I'm voting for you. I believe I can count on you to sign that Bill of Rights with the most beautiful signature

[VOTE: sig] aubergine

Lunalee wrote: ↑Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:08 pm Haha, bravo sig.

These quotes account for my 'gut feel' of luna being a teammate of sig. They have a 'team banter' vibe to them.

After Quin's bombshell, Luna's next two posts are:

Spoiler: show

Lunalee wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:48 pm

Golden wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 6:45 pm

sig wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 6:40 pmEither way the idea of lynching me since I said I couldn't be lynched doesn't seem townie.

And this is complete bullshit

I called your bluff and now you're worried.

Glad I called it.

I think there's a decent chance you are a baddie who gains in power over time, and you're trying to delay being lynched for some reason. You've made claims of being indestructible and said you weren't worried about your campaign putting a target on your back for that reason. You said you weren't worried about being lynched because you won't be lynched. But I can smell the fear on your breath from here.

This is what I was thinking. It might be safest to lynch sig.

Lunalee wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:11 pm Wait, why are you folks lynching sig? I need to catch up.

That's a very strange backtrack.

And then we get this progression:

Spoiler: show

Lunalee wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:14 pm

sig wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:33 am

Spoiler: show

MacDougall wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:07 am Sig is your apparent inability to be lynched literally just today that it won't work?

Oh it'll work whenever I want, but it would be a waste for it to be used today. I won't have enough time in this timeline to make it worthwhile basically.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:12 pm

sig wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:09 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:06 pm Sig are you a civilian? Yes or no?

If you are a civilian what will be the outcome of lynching you today? Is the outcome positive or negative? Why?

If you are a civilian does your continued existence beyond day 3 reap any benefit to the civilian cause?

Yes

there's no outcome of lynching me today since it won't happen but if it did it would be negative since you'd loose a civ, but there wouldn't be some cataclysmic event

yes in the sense that I'd be here to post and engage. However, it's not like some role actives if I'm alive after day 3.

Also I think y'all might've read a little bit to deep into my d/n 1 posts.

So if we attempt to lynch you today, it just fails? Or it redirects? Does the second person get lynched instead? What do you expect the outcome to be? Just your continued existence and a fart video?

So you are saying that all of your role stops being relevant come day 3?

If you are a civilian then us wasting a lynch on you here is a bad idea. Given we have several other people who have role claimed, perhaps the civilian duty you have here is to actually just enlighten us as to what it is that you do?

1. Everything resets and I leave you all for a better land BUT I wouldn't have been lynched.

2. No my role is relevant until I use it

3. I told you I can't be lynched that's my role power.

IF you try you fail and the timeline will be disrupted resulting in chaos. Or that's the theory anyway.

Also just to be clear if you tried to lynhc me day 3 it would also fail, but it would've been the optimal time for me to active my power. Or that's what I thought at first.

I don't really want to lynch sig today. I didn't know quite what to think of his claims earlier, but now I feel like he's being genuine.

Lunalee wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:16 pm Also, I thought it was basically confirmed that INH was third-party. Is that a problem for town? Why is he tied with sig? I feel like we can do better than this.

Lunalee wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:22 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:35 pm Let's do something more fun.

sig and INH are Booker DeWitt and Comstock. That is to say, both have been swept away by the Luteces. They're not here.

Who gets your vote and why?

Yes, I want to step away from the sig and INH drama. I feel it is distracting us from actually getting a scum lynch. Didn't Quin start this whole thing? I don't know if I want to keep Quin around. I feel like he introduced a class-A distraction to get suspicions off of his team.

I think potentially the worst look in here is 'I feel like we can do better than this' when we've been presented with a potential 50/50 shot. What's the size of the team - 3 or 4? So you'd have no more than a 25% shot the rest of the time...

Then:

Lunalee wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:30 pm [VOTE: Quin] aubergine [citation]

and

Lunalee wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 3:52 pm I'm going to put my vote on INH because I don't like how defensive he got about his role. But that makes a tie between him and sig. Ugh.

It's worth noting that last post is AFTER sig triggered the event but before it took place.

Looking through Luna's iso as a whole, I tend to find that she is team compatible with sig, and that's where my vote is going for now.

[VOTE: Lunalee] aubergine

Hi Golden. This is an excellent review of my posts. For some reason I completely forgot what was going on with sig when I hoped back in here and saw he was being lynched. My bad. I should have read my own posts it seems. Despite that misunderstanding, I want to clarify that if sig and I were mafia teammates in this game, I would have distanced myself from this whole Quin-sig-INH drama. And I would not have so openly posted my opinions on the matter. My scum-strategy when suspicion is being thrown on a teammate is to quietly step away.

Consider the underlined.

I want us all to think on this.

Because if I'm bad in this one, I wouldn't care how much or how little I interacted with my teammates, because in this one everything's made up and the flips don't matter. The mafia have it easy in how they interact with one another, and here, Lunalee has defended herself as though flipping is a thing. What she would do in a typical scenario shouldn't apply here, but she went on defending herself as though this is a typical setup.

I want opinions on that.

On the other hand, squint a minute:

Hi Golden. This is an excellent review of my posts. For some reason I completely forgot what was going on with sig when I hoped back in here and saw he was being lynched. My bad. I should have read my own posts it seems. Despite that misunderstanding, I want to clarify that if sig and I were mafia teammates in this game, I would have distanced myself from this whole Quin-sig-INH drama. And I would not have so openly posted my opinions on the matter. My scum-strategy when suspicion is being thrown on a teammate is to quietly step away.

You see that?

No you don't. Look harder.

Golden's entire analysis is predicated on sig being bad. In everything I've seen from Lunalee, it's as though she takes for granted that sig was bad, and she knew it. Because if someone wants to have a go at me for my interactions with someone who has an unknown alignment, I'll flip tables. I see no table flipping.

But please, discuss the other section (or this one) if you will.

First of all, the host can kiss my ass for putting "Sig" in the thread title.

Something has occurred to me.

Hey guys I'm an independent doctor.

I don't know that I've ever stated an opinion one way or the other concerning Turnip Head. He hasn't made much of an impression on me.

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:23 pm

Lunalee wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:01 am

Quin wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:27 pm

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:18 pm Do we really think there are three town-aligned doctors in this game?

nah

This bothers me too. Wasn't it MacDougal, Scotty, and Epi? One of them may get my vote today.

It looks like Epignosis walked back his claim as trying to attract a night kill

I officially suspect Lunalee for that post. "One of them may get my vote today" is a way of leaving her options open without specifying a preference for any one of us.

lapluie wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:03 am Ok who voted for me, coffees

Golden wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:21 am I feel like one of the doctors should protect me in the next night phase tbh. Just a request.

Sorry. I already targeted you last Night.

I'm not a doctor. I was trying to draw a kill, but that isn't going to happen now.

Quin wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:31 am

Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:28 am I have a Southern Comfort on the rocks. Judge me not.

Next you'll be joining my mother at Saturday morning bingo with the rest of the old bags.

Is that an old woman drink? For real?

I would lynch either lapluie or INH. I stand by my Zeph thing and lapluie is tied to that. INH needs to work on his script. Also, I don't think he's a civilian. He called himself "not a threat to the civilians" and no amount of shit he can throw at me in his script means that's the same thing as addressing the civilians in the third person. He called himself "not a threat to the civilians."

I have a Southern Comfort on the rocks. Judge me not.

I need a drink. Excuse me.