The Syndicate

White and gray.

What vegetable gives you the worst gas?

S~V~S wrote:

Favorite philosopher?

Ron Paul.

If he doesn't count, then Robert Nozick.

Favorite video game?

A whole dog? Maybe a poodle. Dog doesn't strike me as appetizing (too lean), but I could try it.

Favorite smiley?

S~V~S wrote:Yes, a poem. Gerard was not a good writer, he was dyslexic, but he had a poetic, Irish soul.

Do you maintain separate "work" and "not work" wardrobes?

No.

I wear the same style everyday. The only difference is that I wear pants at work and shorts at home. Both khakis.

You are seated at a fancy restaurant. The menu consists of the following: Ox heart, veal brains, lamb tongue, or bison testicles. Which do you order?

S~V~S wrote:I don't really like Journey, but i would have to go with "Oh Sherrie" which is WAAAAAyY better than "Sherry Baby" by the 4 Seasons.

Have you ever written a song/poem for a lover?

I've written two.

"Tasha," written back in 2000 and performed only twice (once with an ensemble in front of a crowd of people and once unaccompanied for the person for whom it was written).

"Periwinkle Blue," which I recorded. It's a fun, somewhat sappy song based on my wife's favorite color. Maybe I'll redo it since I recorded that years ago.

Has anyone ever written a song or poem about or for you?

The moon is boring. Take us to Mars. Colonize it. At least then we can do what we like without environmentalists bitching at us for making anything go extinct.

What is your favorite Journey song?

S~V~S wrote:I do Glad to see you here

What rights do you think bugs have, lol?

The right to my shoe or Eloh's Windex.

You have just won a vacation to any impoverished or war-torn country on Wheel of Fortune. Where are you spending 5 days and 4 nights?

S~V~S wrote:No,not anymore. When i was your age, I could do about 10, which was awesome for a girl with my stoner/lifestyle habits

Would you rather travel modestly, and have your children gain teh experiences of the world, or put your money into an enriched home environment?

Home environment. Start with the kitchen.

Do you think the President looked good in his light colored suit or does his usual attire look better?

S~V~S wrote:Or light sabers made of pool noodles AND duct tape. Tons of fun in the forest

Yes, this was the gameplan with pool noodles and duct tape. It's camping! Not arts and crafts retreat!

S~V~S wrote:Body art: have it, want it, hate it?

No tattoos and no piercings. Beyond modest ear piercings on a girl, I find no such modifications attractive.

Can you do a pull up, and if so, how many?

Drive and then look at trees.

Do you really need a pool noodle and duct tape to go camping? Hint: There are no pools.

We had a tiny tree, then a giant tree. Now we have a normal tree thanks to my Goldilocks wife. It has white lights, red bulbs, green ornaments. And that's it. Looks swell.

Would you kill a man to become king of the state you live in?

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Epignosis wrote:
S~V~S wrote:I had to research this, since i was previously unfamiliar with these. I liked the Green Lion Bot (Left Arm) since it is not as bulky as the others, plus it is sparkly <3

Do you like Sparkly things?
On my person? No. Generally yes.

Have you ever been asked to dance by another person?
no

How is your holiday going so far?

Stressful as shit. Fuck the government.

How about yours?

S~V~S wrote:I had to research this, since i was previously unfamiliar with these. I liked the Green Lion Bot (Left Arm) since it is not as bulky as the others, plus it is sparkly <3

Do you like Sparkly things?

On my person? No. Generally yes.

Have you ever been asked to dance by another person?

"I do not care for her music at all. I think she has a pretty decent voice, and she seems like a good person. For instance, I like that she is a LGTBQ ally. And she doesn't take herself too seriously, and I always respect that in a celebrity/luminary."

Which Mega Man robot is your favorite?

No.

Do you like Katy Perry?

Mongoose wrote:Salt & Vinegar please!

What is your favorite candy bar? If you don't eat candy, then just give a random fun fact about yourself.

My favorite candy bar (as Ferrero Rocher is not a bar) is Mr. Goodbar.

Favorite villain ever?

Coffee.

Favorite kind of potato chip?

I am satisfied with my thoughts on what I eat, especially since I do a lot of cooking.

What did you think of the latest Miss America?

Yes. I don't know.

Would you rather be mummified or burned at sea?

No.

Do you think Robin Thicke is a sleazebag now?

My own Alfredo.

What's a vegetarian dish I absolutely must make?

I do!

Do you like to color?

Very much.

There's video evidence that you will never see.

Do you like nachos?

The Ladykillers. One of the funniest movies ever made (that you won't like the first time you see).

Did you get drunk and sing Queen songs last night?

Everyone else is dressing tacky 80s as hell. I am going to sport a pair of jeans and my THUNDERCATS T-shirt.

Should we dance?

Picking the dead ants out of your nose?

Addendum: No idea what Boba is. If it's that tea yalzz waz talkin about, then probably not.

What liquor would you want at a party?

Stupid sexy Earth.

Did you know that my son is relieved that you're not actually a mongoose?

My coworkers are coming to my party. I'll probably beat hell out of them. And throw up on their shoes. And I love the people I work with.

I so wish you could be here though. We really like you. You'd get a double dose in your shoes.

Would you believe one of my fellow English teachers is half Polish, half Dominican, and loves Mint Juleps like me made with Wild Turkey?

I am not. I let things fall where they may and move them around if I must.

Will you come to my party?

Mongoose wrote:It is! It made me a little sad only because I did not get a cake for my 30th birthday, but maybe next year! I am very impressed with your wife's talents.

Are you a stomach sleeper, back sleeper or side sleeper?

Yes.

Do you like Yes?

Either with tonic or a bit of vermouth. I am fond of either classic cocktail.

Is my birthday cake not bitching?

French toast is okay if it isn't too sweet.

Do you own an apron?

In the 7th grade I took an art class. It was enough to discover I have absolutely zero artistic talent.

Have you ever been the victim of a scam?

$300 on cards.

What purchase have you made that you regret the most?

Mongoose wrote:
Epignosis wrote:All of the above. Other redundancies that infuriate me include "armed gunman" and "two twins." Two twins now...you don't say?

What's the most annoying thing people commonly do in terms of linguistics?
I know you will probably agree with me on this one -- saying literally when they mean figuratively or metaphorically. Chris Trager does it on Parks & Rec, but because it's such hyperbole, it's really funny. Also "could of" instead of "could have" - this mistake was rampant in House of Leaves and it really distracted me because the author was obviously an otherwise well-read dude.

How many blankets do you use at night?

"My head literally exploded when she told me that."
"Is that so?"

Incidentally, James Joyce intentionally misuses the word "literally" in his short story "The Dead" (first line).

I have one sheet and one comforter, and I use this set up all year long.

What is the most amount of money you've ever won?

All of the above. Other redundancies that infuriate me include "armed gunman" and "two twins." Two twins now...you don't say?

What's the most annoying thing people commonly do in terms of linguistics?

Rarely do I plan breakfast. I will have what I like when the sun shines upon us once more. Most of the time, that's nothing more than black coffee.

Do you like August?

Mongoose wrote:YES! He is really getting on my nerves today. He just asked me for the zillionth time which kind of teas have caffeine and which don't. For the record, we have this information taped inside our tea holding cabinet, so I don't know why he is being completely stupid. He went in and got in my leftover hot bathwater and turned the music off. HATE

Anyway!

How do you like to recharge your batteries?

I don't. I buy new ones.

Who is this person in the above paragraph and why is he in your leftover bathwater and you have a tea holding cabinet?

That only happened a few times when I was a teenager, and during that time, I ate whatever regardless of the circumstances.

Did you know it's okay to edit your posts in these threads?

Nothing. Ghosts cannot perceive sound- they have no mechanism to do so.

Do you like quiche?

Answering your question.

Playing Halo. The first one. It's one of those I got mostly through and never finished.

Did you have walkie talkies when you were a kid?

Cars

What's your least favorite animated film?

Voice actor for animated films.

What's your favorite animated film?

Quite the contrary. School is where the masses receive their marching orders from the socialist establishment.

What should my occupation be if I were to quit teaching?

Clinically speaking, no, but you could say I am mildly agorophobic, in that I have a strong aversion to crowds. I love music, but I will very rarely attend a concert primarily for this reason.

What's your best physical feature?

Black coffee.

What's the last thing you spent money on?

All of my holes are original editions.

Do you smoke cigarettes?

My wife. X/

Who is your favorite headache?

"Dogs"

What's your favorite Tangerine Dream piece?

"House with No Door"

What's your favorite Jethro Tull song?

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