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- Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:27 pm
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I'm still looking at it in disbelief.
- Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:18 pm
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I have the entire house to myself for several hours, which means recording time without noise.
My brother the trucker called complaining about Mom. My supper took forever to cook. I burned my mouth when I ate the supper.
My ASIO (audio stream input/output) refused to load the first three times. My DAW (digital audio workstation) crashed twice.
Finally, when everything was all set and all my aggravations seem to have paid off, my boom stand broke in two when I moved it. It's made of metal, and the main part folded in two like a Fruit Roll Up. I have never witnessed such a thing occur.
I'm so pissed at my evening.
My brother the trucker called complaining about Mom. My supper took forever to cook. I burned my mouth when I ate the supper.
My ASIO (audio stream input/output) refused to load the first three times. My DAW (digital audio workstation) crashed twice.
Finally, when everything was all set and all my aggravations seem to have paid off, my boom stand broke in two when I moved it. It's made of metal, and the main part folded in two like a Fruit Roll Up. I have never witnessed such a thing occur.
I'm so pissed at my evening.
- Sat Jul 25, 2015 11:15 am
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You should throw ink in somebody's face.
- Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:02 am
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- Sat Dec 27, 2014 6:50 pm
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I mostly drink Miller Lite with an occasional Samuel Adams or whatever I feel like. The bourbon is on the rocks, and I don't measure it. I just pour it in the damn glass.bea wrote:Epi - 12 IPA's? 12 PBR's? Shot of bourbon? two fingers? three fingers? Half a tumbler? Ice? Neat? THESE QUESTIONS MATTER!!!!!!!
- Sat Dec 27, 2014 10:56 am
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Lightweight.
The last time I drank I had about 12 beers and a bourbon.
That was yesterday.
The last time I drank I had about 12 beers and a bourbon.
That was yesterday.
- Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:40 pm
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Hey, easy with the fat jokes.Mongoose wrote:Eloh, could you get an elephant to help you with them, like on The Flintstones?Elohcin wrote:Y'all are hilarious. And Bea you are sweet to keep encouraging Epi to get me a DW. I only wish it were possible :/
- Sun Mar 02, 2014 8:17 pm
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I just burned the hell out of my hand. I use my pans in the oven sometimes and I grabbed the handle of this one while stirring.
Owwie.
Owwie.
- Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:10 am
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My tests are open book and open note. There is no extra credit. You have to be a loser to fail me.
- Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:43 am
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It's that time of year again for me...
"Mr. Brown...what can I do to bring up my grade?"
"BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DAY YOU WERE FUCKING AROUND."
"Mr. Brown...what can I do to bring up my grade?"
"BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DAY YOU WERE FUCKING AROUND."