The Syndicate

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Please tell me you didn't spend another $2500 on that.

Speaking of work, weekends are full of it for me, and this was a long, occasionally uncomfortable catch up in the thread of over ten pages.

Zenon wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2023 8:41 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2023 8:38 pm I just got fired because of all this smut you all are posting in the thread.
I don't know if this is a joke or not and it's giving me a panic attack

I often wonder why "lying" never made the list of sins.

According to this teaching, you can sit on the couch and never bother anybody and die and go to hell.

But bullshit is perfectly acceptable.

And I work from home, so be at ease.

I just got fired because of all this smut you all are posting in the thread.

[VOTE: MacDougall] aubergine

Recruitment game.

Zenon and tutuu following MacDougall on Rondo.

You all do what you want with that.

Joining Thunal.

[VOTE: Matahari] aubergine

Speaking of Pats, Pat Sajak is retiring from Wheel of Fortune. They're coming to my home town around my wife's birthday.

Should I have put that in OT green? Yes or No. Circle One.

tutuu wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:25 pm
MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:21 pm
tutuu wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:20 pm
MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:16 pm Rondo is the other slot who would have a tangible reason to kill Doom based on day 1.
Yeah i had the same thought and hes scum regardless imo

Wait i forgot im supposed to not post a lot. Ok ill post .. no more than 50 times today

Unless im poe - then i can post a lot and maybe that kills me if u guys want me dead i still dunno if im poe or towncore or what lmao
I'm gonna just shield you all game I don't even care enough about mafia to ever re-evaluate after your day 1. If you're like a 7 deadly I hardly care and if I somehow have chosen to hitch my wagon to the single mafia in this game I'll just laugh at myself
Awww ur so kind Maccie you deserve nothing but love and caresses

Youre a wonderful and fun person, always great to be around you. Very ticklish big belly. Oiii oii oii oi oi. Whoo has a tickly belly? Whoooo has a tickly belly?? Maccieee doessss tickle tickle tickle the maccieeee . If u do he loves u and gives u kisses on the cheeeekkkk mwah mwah mwha mwahhhh

Post something like this to me and I will kill you.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:20 pm @Epignosis your behaviour this day has not been evil and I invite you to join me in voting out RondoDimBuckle

Gotta piss first.

tutuu wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:17 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:13 pm
tutuu wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:10 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:08 pm
MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:06 pm epi being annoyed at Doom is literally my actual theory as to why she's dead lol
If that's how we're going at it, tutuu gets shot.

No offense tutuu.
WHAT

YOURE STILL FORCED TO ROLEPLAY RIGHT

RIGHT?

RIGHT???????
I'm going to try this in your language.

Ahem...

let me see if I've got this...

PAT PAT
LMAOOOOO SO CUTE

I SCREENSHOTTED

WILL SEND TO UR WIFE

My Ur-Wife died 15,000 years ago I'm afraid.

I only have the current one now.

tutuu wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:10 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:08 pm
MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:06 pm epi being annoyed at Doom is literally my actual theory as to why she's dead lol
If that's how we're going at it, tutuu gets shot.

No offense tutuu.
WHAT

YOURE STILL FORCED TO ROLEPLAY RIGHT

RIGHT?

RIGHT???????

I'm going to try this in your language.

Ahem...

let me see if I've got this...

PAT PAT

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:02 pm I think it’s suuuuper funny Epi roleplayed as the deadly sins AND NO ONE NOTICED

I'm quite sad about that.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:06 pm epi being annoyed at Doom is literally my actual theory as to why she's dead lol

If that's how we're going at it, tutuu gets shot.

No offense tutuu.

tutuu wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:00 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:32 pm
Thunal33 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:20 pm I considered the possibility of John Doe drafting mafia pregame. I lean towards it not happening because when I had experience with draft games there was a clear pregame phase where everyone had to confirm their roles before it started.
I think you need some more experience hosting before making comments like this. Everyone knows you can't "draft" pregame. What if someone quits? Or dies in real life before the game starts? I've been hosting for a long time. I would never do a "pregame" draft.
Omg epi did u write this coz of the forced roleplay im so sorry for saying ok boomer in response i didnt know pls forgive huggg

Like that stops anybody else from saying "OK Boomer" even though that's my parents' generation.

Earlier, I was made to post in ways that alluded to the seven deadly sins.

If you will notice, my first post was lust, my second (to S~V~S) was envy, etc.

Hope I didn't offend anyone. I am free to post normally.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 10:49 pm The internet said this movie was on paramount and Hulu but it lied I don’t have the required add ons

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 10:43 pm
Zenon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 10:10 pm The most annoying shit ever for me is when I put faith in myself I'm wrong and when I doubt myself I'm right and it literally makes playing mafia so frustrating.

Anyways I was right on Doom that's cool. Why the fuck did they kill Doom.
Fear kill.

I don't agree. My thinking is a redirection is in play.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 10:42 pm [VOTE: epi] aubergine

level 1 this bitch

You're cute.

I'm voting MacDougall out of basic, angry revenge.

[VOTE: MacDougall] aubergine

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:53 pm @Epignosis COME HERE KING YOU CAN BE THE DECIDING VOTE

Doesn't seem required and I'll be skipping another 150+ posts of yours tomorrow.

Dennis wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:36 pm Actually I got a 100 on my french finals today *flips my hair while rolling my eyes*

Oh.. you only got a 97? *scoff* That's too bad.

Well, I'd have to take points off because it's "French."

Fun fact: Bonobos are the only non-human animal to have been observed engaging in French kissing.

Zenon wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:18 pm I love that 90% of this game just doesn't care to actually play it

Maybe because we're incapable of understanding.

Zenon wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 3:58 am
Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:10 pm
Dennis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:04 pm
Why has epi been so quiet?

What am I supposed to be hunting right now? A one in a twenty-one chance, right?

I'm voting your mom or throwing dice, and that's if I can be bothered to get up and find any dice.
Why are we so incapable of understanding there's 8 threats to town not 1

Wish I was as smart as you is.

Zenon wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:11 pm
MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:05 pm Epi is not obvious wolf. Epi has taken potshots at me in a way that makes me think he genuinely thinks I'm wolfing. He's not a townread but he's not where I'd go. Most definitely not "obvious wolf" levels. This sort of game is what I expect of Epi as either alignment.
Epi has like 5 posts that I remember and 0 of them are towny

Damn it. I knew I meant to make more of those.

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:08 pm
Zenon wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:04 pm
MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:54 pm And I for one am taking a stand right here right now and calling Falcon for the obvious town he is.
Hey I said that like yesterday. Maybe I have the best reads in this game.
i wonder if the purple guys/girls are forced to roleplay (or rewarded for it) (or only some) and Zenon is PRIDE

i dont think its characteristic of zenon to act like she's the main character. what if zenon is PRIDE

or maybe recently something good happened that made her the main character

no maybe scotty doesn't put roleplay in his roles. HE SHOULD. EVERY HOST SHOULD PUT ROLEPLAY IN THEIR ROLES

If that's your theory, look at my posts. What do you see? Don't you admire my work?

I'll be back in a while. Trying to win the big money in DFS tonight.

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100 grams of fat. Zero nutrition.

Matahari wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 12:27 pm Holy hell I am never going to get caught up. I’m staying anywhere from two pages behind to 5 pages and it’s a doomed pursuit. I will have company for the rest of this week, and I’m really trying to stay caught up but it’s hard. If y’all never feel truly sold on someone’s badness, you can make me the day 1 sacrifice.

Most of it's bullshit you can just skim through. That's what I'm doing and I'm a better man for it.

DaughterOfOmega wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 4:45 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 4:43 pm PSA: We have an Off-Topic button (OT) for posts that have nothing to do with this game.
PSA: everything has something to do with the game. every post can be read into and have certain aspects to someone being town or mafia

This is why I won't use this button in protest of the idea

DaughterOfOmega wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 11:11 am So I'm getting an F in my class. I'm on the verge of mental breakdown.

See you in another universe

[VOTE: DaughterOfOmega] aubergine

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S~V~S wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:09 am OK, that was 1.5 hours of my life i'll never get back. As soon as I go to bed, BOOM, thread is jumping. I'm not going to bother quoting I'll just do @'s.

I don't think there is any BTSC yet. Usually about halfway through Day One, patterns start forming, and that's when those of us who find it easier to baddie hunt than form town cores start to get an idea for who might be in cahoots. None of those patterns are forming, it's like the wild west out there, everyone for themself.

For now I'll drop a [VOTE: Michelle] aubergine. things could change. I went back and skimmed Michelles iso in Anniversary, where she was bad. Falcon said if she has less than 5 posts day one, she's bad. I stopped counting at 20 in that game. So going with my own ping for now. If anyone else has a reason to townread her, @ me, even if you already posted, I'm only up to page 18.

At this stage I think Mac is town, and I don't know what I think of Tutuu. She certainly looks zero like town Tutuu in the Crossover game. I agree to some extent with @Epignosis here; tbh i am not reading most of her posts. All the Capslock and the dot dot dot and pictures of people screaming ... I don't like playing the ND card, but I'm having problems reading her, her posts are a bit of sensory overload for me, not unlike the peoiple who have problems reading big walls o'text. Not telling her to stop, she should do her, but don't be offended if i don't read it. People I feel good about are both defending and voting for her, and I am not ready to vote there based on my own thoughts at this point.

@MacDougall I hope I am not one of the people who boxes you in with expectations. Whatever expectations I have for you were pretty much fulfilled when you first came in and you were just lolcatting and having fun. Don't let people force you to be Boss GOAT if you don't wanna be that. And if you wanna be that, tell me to STFU.

I did not completely catch up to last night, I'm up to page 18 but had to stop if i wanted to post. Is your only reason for townreading Tutuu becasue she is townreading you? And you posted a list and asked, if anyone can give you a reason why any of these people aren't bad, and then people did, and your response was, "What about the rest of the list?". That felt a bit like trap-ish to me, am I misreading your intent?

I think @Dennis v @RondoDimBuckle is a big circular nitpicking exercise. I stopped reading it after about the 8th time I saw the same post quoted. Did you guys come to a conclusion? I have concluded that you are both pedantic.

@Kate has someone been editing?

There will be more but I need to do a quick reads list, it's in no real order, just alpha.

People I am very unlikely to vote for today (doesn't mean I necessarily 100% think they're town, but I lean that way and have no reason to think they aren't)

Doom, drops a lot of truth bombs, feels sincere
Dennis, when he finally showed up, he showed up. A lot of well thought out points, even if I don't necessarily agree with them all.
Wilgy, it was one post, but I got a towny feel from him. I hope to see more of him.
Epignosis, I get why some people might find his reasoning re yeeting Doe Day 1 sus, but it's pretty much quintessential Epi, and like Doom, he's dropping unfiltered truth bombs.
Kate, she's civving pretty hard
Mac, I have no clue what his "scumrange" is, but I don't think he's in it
Nanook, Don't have alot of playing experience with him? But he seems reasonable and benevolent and I like his reads
Rondo, liking his engagement, feels open and not agenda-ish
Roxy, as usual not saying much, but putting alot of opinion into a small space
Zenon, Feels pretty much like her usual breezy contrarian self.

These are either no clue, or they haven't made much of an impression on me either way. Most of them have more posts than me so this is probably my failing, not theirs.

Dubz
Falcon
Jack
Matahari (she hasn't posted at all where are you @Matahari ?
Porscha
Seanzie
Thunal

Looking at that ^^ I especially think i should have an opinion on Dubz and Thunal, I'll read them today.

At this time, this is who I would consider voting

Michelle
Tutuu

I love this post so much. I wish I had made it.

[VOTE: Michelle] aubergine

PSA: We have an Off-Topic button (OT) for posts that have nothing to do with this game.

Thunal33 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 11:03 pm
MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:53 pm
Thunal33 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:52 pm
MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:31 pm Zenon
Pyxxy
Falcon
Porscha
Epi
Michelle

I welcome explanations as to why the above six players are town, from not them.
I have a fairly confident town read on Falcon. Part of it was him calling tutuu's meme game off because the pic didn't match her description. That's the kind of nitpicky paranoia I think comes way more often from town. Same with him talking about the details with Kate's vegetable list. Even though that one isn't entirely serious, imo it still shows Falcon cares about looking for things that seem off. I think his willingness to sling mud and engage with the thread also leans towny.
Thanks. What about the other five?
The only one of the others I'm inclined to townlean is Epi, and that's not strong enough for me to really object. I thought his abrasiveness about the setup and comment about ruining the game if we eliminated mafia d1 leaned town.

Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 9:08 pm
Zenon wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 4:45 pm
Kate wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 11:17 am
Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:14 pm
Thunal33 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:06 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:04 pm We have a 4.8% chance of finding John Doe today. With those odds, why even bother?
But wouldn't it be cool if we did it and town just won after 1 day?
No, it wouldn't be cool. It would ruin something someone has worked very hard on for us to enjoy. Day 1 luck shot? I'd be pissed if I was the host.
You know, this actually makes sense. Not enough sense to not try to get the maf, but I see what you're saying.
I don't. The game is clearly designed to end in 1 day if it could end in 1 day. Thar conceivably would imply the host is okay with it in the first place. But this game can't end in 1 day anyways since there's another faction of Evils
I've solved the riddle.

Kate is John Doe.

First, the above. Why did what I say make sense? I pissed on the Day 1 clear, concise objective the host himself created. In a word, I fabricated an opinion.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:51 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:50 pm
MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:48 pm What chances do you think there are that Tutuu and I are both wolves?
Zero. The same number I hate to see in my bank account unless it appears multiple times after a non-zero digit.
Okay so I take it you are townreading Tutuu then? You just think Tutuu is wrong about me or you are voting me because you think it's funny?

I've been skipping much of what tutuu has said. 133 posts Day 1? Can't be bothered.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:48 pm What chances do you think there are that Tutuu and I are both wolves?

Zero. The same number I hate to see in my bank account unless it appears multiple times after a non-zero digit.

tutuu wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:38 pm @Michelle @Jackofhearts2005 @Zenon

YOU BETTERRRRRRR UNVOTE MAC RRRRRRRRIGHT NOW OR IILL MESS U UP I'LL FUCK U UP UTHINK IM PLAYING AROUND NO MANE IM NOT

WHO U THINK UA RE VOTING FOR MAC????

WHY U VOTE HIM? OMGUS?!?!?! OMGUXS???!!

NO MICHELLE

U OMGUS ADDICT MICHELLE

U OMGUS F--FR-F-F-RF-RREAK

omgus is UR ADDERAL

U NEED IT. U BREATHE IT. U DESIRE IT.

BUT. MAC IS TOWN. HE DERP CLEARED. HE DIDNT KNOW PURPLE GUYS CAN CHANGE ALIGNMENTS

AND THEN HE MADE SO MANY DALAI MAC POSTS ABOUT BEING CALM. HES MEGA SUPER EXTREME OBV TOWN. HE IS A SHAO LIN MONK. HE IS THE EPITOME OF TOWN. HE IS PURE. SINCERE. TOWN. DONT HURT HIM. UNDER HIS TOUGH EXTERIOR THERE IS A KITTY CAT KITTEN SOFT KITTEN. DONT HURT THE CAT. PLS UNVOTE. MAC TOWN

U TOO JACKIE BOY DON MAKE ME RKO U BABA-AB-ABAM TANANANA. ITS JOOOOOOOOOOOH NCENAAAAAAAAAAA BA-BA-B-AB-A-BAAAAAAAAAM. TA-NA-NA-NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AND ZENON. DONT GET ME STARTED. I DONT DESERVE ANY WORDS WOLF. I KNOW UR MAFIA. U KNOW I KNOW. U KNOW I OWN UR SOUL. UR NOT WORTH MY TIME. UR GRAY LEVEL MOB NOT GIVING EXP. UR DEAD.

[VOTE: MacDougall] aubergine

Found my fucking dice. Look what I landed on.

Dennis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:18 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:10 pm
Dennis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:04 pm
Why has epi been so quiet?

What am I supposed to be hunting right now? A one in a twenty-one chance, right?

I'm voting your mom or throwing dice, and that's if I can be bothered to get up and find any dice.
I dunno. It's just unnerving how you haven't said much, when I feel like you're always pushing people

I admire your youthful ambition and wish I had anything of the sort. I did once, but now I'm a husk of an old man playing silly games on the Internet.

What are you looking for today in a lynch candidate?

Dennis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:04 pm
Why has epi been so quiet?

What am I supposed to be hunting right now? A one in a twenty-one chance, right?

I'm voting your mom or throwing dice, and that's if I can be bothered to get up and find any dice.

Thunal33 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 8:32 pm
Dennis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 8:29 pm
Zenon wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:23 am
pyxxy wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 9:14 am Epi civ, Thunal sin, Mac virtue, tutuu massive sinner, DOOM virtue, zenon leaning sin, Kate the one scum, Dubz leaning sin, Scotty leaning host

ttyl
This list is very bad

Zenon wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:24 am
tutuu wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 9:41 am im on PC I CAN DO COLORS

I FORGOT MY READS LOL LET ME ISO MYSELF

Jack porscha epi thunal doom michelle

Mac Zenon falcon Dubz
This list is also very bad
What's a good list
Top 10 best vegetables:
https://www.thetoptens.com/food/best-vegetables/

1. Potatoes
2. Corn
3. Broccoli
4. Lettuce
5. Carrots
6. Onions
7. Peas
8. Spinach
9. Cauliflower
10. Peppers

Zenon wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 4:45 pm
Kate wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 11:17 am
Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:14 pm
Thunal33 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:06 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:04 pm We have a 4.8% chance of finding John Doe today. With those odds, why even bother?
But wouldn't it be cool if we did it and town just won after 1 day?
No, it wouldn't be cool. It would ruin something someone has worked very hard on for us to enjoy. Day 1 luck shot? I'd be pissed if I was the host.
You know, this actually makes sense. Not enough sense to not try to get the maf, but I see what you're saying.
I don't. The game is clearly designed to end in 1 day if it could end in 1 day. Thar conceivably would imply the host is okay with it in the first place. But this game can't end in 1 day anyways since there's another faction of Evils

I've solved the riddle.

Kate is John Doe.

First, the above. Why did what I say make sense? I pissed on the Day 1 clear, concise objective the host himself created. In a word, I fabricated an opinion.

Second, Kate said she had to reread the rules. I would expect that, if Kate, given her profession, had read the rules once (as indicated by the word "reread"), she wouldn't have missed what she did.

Third, I have it on good authority that she banned Dennis from all devices and is taunting him in the thread. Tsk tsk.

Number three probably isn't true, but I don't care. I've got this for sure. [VOTE: Kate] aubergine.

Kate wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 11:05 am
tutuu wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 10:20 pm Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well. Your friend. Andy.
Yea, wrong movie but equally as good. Well, less eye candy

You mean you don't have the hots for Bob Gunton?

Thunal33 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:47 pm
Dubz wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:43 pm Er can someone explain what pregame draft means?
I meant that after everyone got their roles but before the game started, the mafia would pick players to be on their team.

That sounds great. I'd pick a role blocker, a jailer, a vigilante, a poisoner, an innocent child, and a Phil Collins lookalike.

Thunal33 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:20 pm I considered the possibility of John Doe drafting mafia pregame. I lean towards it not happening because when I had experience with draft games there was a clear pregame phase where everyone had to confirm their roles before it started.

I think you need some more experience hosting before making comments like this. Everyone knows you can't "draft" pregame. What if someone quits? Or dies in real life before the game starts? I've been hosting for a long time. I would never do a "pregame" draft.

Dubz wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:08 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:04 pm We have a 4.8% chance of finding John Doe today. With those odds, why even bother?
That's the spirit
What shall we do instead? I was thinking of baking cookies, which has a 0% chance of catching John Doe, unless we can confirm he's the only one here who likes snickerdoodle.

Thunal33 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:06 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:04 pm We have a 4.8% chance of finding John Doe today. With those odds, why even bother?
But wouldn't it be cool if we did it and town just won after 1 day?

No, it wouldn't be cool. It would ruin something someone has worked very hard on for us to enjoy. Day 1 luck shot? I'd be pissed if I was the host.

We have a 4.8% chance of finding John Doe today. With those odds, why even bother?

S~V~S wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 10:06 pm I was waiting to try and be the 7th post but I gotta go to bed.

Good Night.

It's so wonderful that you can go to bed. Meanwhile I have to stay up and work.

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