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- Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:46 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
Those are clever.
- Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:07 am
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This sure takes some of the sting out of losing to the Diamondbacks again last night.
- Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:25 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
I'm not done with Kylemii.
If DDL blew you off once, why target him a second time? Seems like a "fool me once, shame on you" sort of scenario.Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:13 pmI used the protection I got from quin on jay on night 2 and I used the role check I got from cbob the second time on turniphead. cbobs first gift is still in stock. i missed two nights of targets in the sex cave and ddl blew me off two times in a row, though one of them was my fault.Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:54 pmWhat have you done each evening and what were your results?
I think that's extremely subjective? turnip head was the most likely to have been lying about his role so I targeted him and found out he wasn't. if you don't think that's value added then cool, whatever, but I'm trying to help solve the game and I thought it might be useful information.Why does your result on Turnip Head seem so crucial when it is anything but revelatory?
- Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:16 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
Let's assume juliets became a free agent and went to the other team.
What does this do for you?Long Con wrote: ↑Thu May 31, 2018 9:12 pm Well, looks like Juliet's role checked me, hope you kill stealing Isis bitches do the right thing and kill her, or DDL, or look back and see who Juliets confirmed Civ... sig? Sloonei? I don't know. Look at her posts, it's not hard to see.
But before I die, please let's admit that her case against me was empty. That's me every game. I even made a disclaimer in the sign up thread before this game even started or the roles were out, saying please don't alignment read me for that kind of thing.
I understand that she wanted to maintain subtlety about her role checking power, so she needed to make a case, and my game was pretty tight, so the case she ended up making was weak. I said in my btsc right away that oh darn she's got a role check. I recognize the signs pretty clearly.
Juliets , I chose you night one because you're my favorite.
Sorry I wasn't around much today, it's the first of four days of a food truck event for my wife and I, so I've been serving up fried goodies all day at a fair. It is somewhat proper for me to die now, because the next three days would be very similar.
And who knows, you might see me again sooner than you think.![]()
- Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:10 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
Beautiful.juliets wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:00 pmBecause sig and dunya covered well for me. They drew the suspicion onto them. sig claimed he was JOAT and he had checked LC before he got taken to the chatzy of lost souls and that made sense because the lynching was driven by dunya who was in there with sig.Kylemii wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:53 pmfollow up quandry??: if the mafia knew that juliets was a civ cop then why is she still alive 4 days laterTurnip Head wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:46 pmLC definitely knew it was YOU who outted him though... I wonder how such a thing could be staged. It sounds ballsy but so are the players involved
- Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:14 am
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
I don't mean to be harsh. I mean that we've seen a hurricane and a sex cave and a chat guy and not one but two stumps.Kylemii wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:49 amillogical seems kind of harsh :\Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:20 am Kylemii- do you dispute my view that your reason is illogical?
but i don't disagree that it's possible Al Pieda may have had 2 info roles
What I want to know is why learning anything about Turnip Head's role is so important to you, given that it doesn't say anything about his alignment.
- Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:20 am
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
Kylemii- do you dispute my view that your reason is illogical?
- Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:13 am
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
I phrased this poorly. I'm not great with words.Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:57 pm Kylemii has an illogical reason for believing Turnip Head is playing for the bad team.
If Kylemii is on the bad team himself, why is he using poor logic to call Turnip Head good at this juncture?
Kylemii has an illogical reason for believing Turnip Head is NOT playing for the bad team.
If Kylemii is on the bad team himself, why is he using poor logic to call Turnip Head good at this juncture?
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:57 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
Kylemii has an illogical reason for believing Turnip Head is playing for the bad team.
If Kylemii is on the bad team himself, why is he using poor logic to call Turnip Head good at this juncture?
If Kylemii is on the bad team himself, why is he using poor logic to call Turnip Head good at this juncture?
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:55 pm
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- Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:50 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
I do have questions, but I also have some ideas, but I want to keep them to myself while I sulk on getting beaten by the Diamondbacks tonight.
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:37 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
I have more questions, but I have to pee.
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:19 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 6
What did he response do for you?colonialbob wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:04 pmBecause it seemed he was speaking about his role, when he wasn't the one who submitted it.Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:47 pmThe bob man asked Sloonei if he replaced in. Bob, why did you ask that?Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:58 pmI didcolonialbob wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:30 pmDidn't you replace in?
Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:07 pmColin knows all my secretscolonialbob wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:00 pmDid your role change to suit you? Or are you just doing a bit?Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:58 pmI didcolonialbob wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:30 pmDidn't you replace in?
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:15 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
What does "DDL blew me off two times in a row" mean? I need people to speak like I'm a dumb jock.
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:00 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7
Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:56 pmnovaselinever was a role cop, do you think mac would put a role cop and an unreliable alignment cop on a team together?Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:54 pmEnglish please?Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:53 pmi have said and done all of those things already, epignosis.Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:44 pmBut you didn't really tell us anything. You said TH wasn't lying about what he does, but you didn't say anything about what he does, and you didn't say anything about how that frames his alignment, which is the most important thing outside of the Subaru StrikezoneTM.
I've commented on how his role is more useful than he's let on but if he's Al Pieda then that means that team had two cop variants.
MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 11:10 pm 9. This is a bastard game. Don't get all upset when weird shit happens.
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:59 pm
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- Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:55 pm
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I don't want commentary. I want a completely clear picture. Like a beautiful replay that overturns the ruling that I was caught stealing.
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:54 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7
English please?Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:53 pmi have said and done all of those things already, epignosis.Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:44 pmBut you didn't really tell us anything. You said TH wasn't lying about what he does, but you didn't say anything about what he does, and you didn't say anything about how that frames his alignment, which is the most important thing outside of the Subaru StrikezoneTM.
I've commented on how his role is more useful than he's let on but if he's Al Pieda then that means that team had two cop variants.
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:54 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
What have you done each evening and what were your results?Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:50 pmenglish please?Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:46 pm I want to know what plays you've made this game, and what calls he got from each of them. Why does this Turnip thing now seem so significant to you?
Why does your result on Turnip Head seem so crucial when it is anything but revelatory?
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:47 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
DDL, can you explain, in detail, your experience with sig and Long Con?
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:46 pm
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I want to know what plays you've made this game, and what calls he got from each of them. Why does this Turnip thing now seem so significant to you?
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:44 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7
But you didn't really tell us anything. You said TH wasn't lying about what he does, but you didn't say anything about what he does, and you didn't say anything about how that frames his alignment, which is the most important thing outside of the Subaru StrikezoneTM.Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:38 pman elipsis is an english thing used to denote a pause or break in speech, charlie.Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:42 pmWhy did you ask this? Why did you use an extended ellipsis?
and i asked cus i wasnt sure if it was dawn yet, i wanted to make the following post during dawntime
it wasn't really about that. i don't ever really have anxiety about getting night killed in general cus my playstyle tends to make me low priority for murder except when I fuck up like in Easter
I made the post cus i'd gotten something useful out of my role and I wanted to make sure it was put into public circulation for the endgame phases even if I died. the worst thing in mafia is when you know something and you don't speak up and suddenly you're dead and people are making decisions that they wouldn't make if they knew the part of the picture that they would have known had i said something.
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:30 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 6
What does it feel like?Turnip Head wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:28 pmThis is something. Right? This feels like something.Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:47 pmThe bob man asked Sloonei if he replaced in. Bob, why did you ask that?Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:58 pmI didcolonialbob wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:30 pmDidn't you replace in?
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:27 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 6
Someone tell me if Kylemii's comment about colonialbob's length (tee hee) is genuine.Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:48 pmYou got a read on kyle?colonialbob wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:34 pmHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok.Kylemii wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:27 pmthe statement you made about your role length caught my eye cus it implied to me that both your role title and role description were long enough for it to be notable and anecdote-worthy, which contradicted what you said in the cave about what your role does.colonialbob wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:15 pmBasically.Kylemii wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:13 pmso your role description is average in length and your role title is just moderately long and coffee related?
Why does this matter?
but if what you said on day 0 post about your role meant that your role description was just like a regular length description and your name was just pretty long then it's not a contradiction.
Someone tell if colonialbob's reaction is genuine.
Sloonei pushed colonialbob to come back with commentary on Kylemii.
Softball.
colonialbob voted for Kites. Kylemii voted for insertnamehere, along with Sloonei.
Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:00 pm Lynch Away Lynchy Lynchers
Poll ended at Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:47 pmPlease note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.
ColinIsCool
0
No votes
Voters: None
colonialbob
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No votes
Voters: None
Dragon D. Luffy
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No votes
Voters: None
insertnamehere
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24%
Voters: Kylemii, Turnip Head, Dragon D. Luffy, Sloonei
juliets
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No votes
Voters: None
Kites
5
29%
Voters: insertnamehere, sig, ColinIsCool, colonialbob, juliets
Kylemii
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No votes
Voters: None
motel room
0
No votes
Voters: None
sig
0
No votes
Voters: None
Sloonei
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6%
Voters: MacDougall
Turnip Head
0
No votes
Voters: None
CM Punk (For the non voters)
7
41%
Voters: wolbre04, lapluie, Zephyrus, JaggedJimmyJay, M Plus 7, Charlie Blackmon, nutella
Total votes: 17
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:47 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 6
The bob man asked Sloonei if he replaced in. Bob, why did you ask that?Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:58 pmI didcolonialbob wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:30 pmDidn't you replace in?
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:44 pm
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- Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:42 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 6
After Sloonei was "outed," this was his first real contribution. It was to smear Turnip Head with pine tar.Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 1:50 pmHaving paid no attention to the preceding events, this post strikes me as a retroactive apology for shady behavior. Nana doesn’t like it.Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:41 pm Tyvm colin. I tried to explain my reversed reverse read on you but sometimes words don't paint an accurate picture of my thoughts.
I find myself more at home defending people I think are town than to try an accuse people of being bad. I'm usually better at reading people who are misunderstood, which is what I thought I saw with Elo. My baddie reads are mostly gut and impulse whereas I try to take a more nuanced approach when reading for fellow townies. I only defended Elo so hard because I was the only voice in her corner.
Just a lil nugget of my meta for ya![]()
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:42 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7
Why did you ask this? Why did you use an extended ellipsis?
Why would you be ejected? What problems have you caused?
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:30 pm
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- Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:29 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
They say I'm in a slump.
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:24 pm
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- Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:06 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8
I see I have some work to do, but I have a game tonight. I'll try to sneak in some looks between at-bats.
- Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:39 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7
There has to be one left to go. I'm confident I know who it is.
Click next to see!
(I'm clickbait now)
Click next to see!
(I'm clickbait now)
- Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:33 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7
You make me sad.sig wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:30 pmCharlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:28 pmLynch everyone? What? No!
You score more runs than the other team. Come on man. This isn't the 1920s! Get with the times!![]()
Right!
We'll lynch um the third baser using an underhand ball since the outfield is behind the goal posts. GO CATS!![]()
- Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:28 pm
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- Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:23 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7
I've already worked this out. I know how to win. ![Happy :)](./images/smilies/happy.gif)
![Happy :)](./images/smilies/happy.gif)
- Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:42 am
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7
Yeah, dandruff is a tough scourge. I wish you well.Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:27 amCharlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:32 pm I'm fine with either TH or motel room. They both sound comfortable.![]()
- Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:05 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7
That last minute troll effort was precious.
- Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:58 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7
What an amazing role. I don't know anybody around here who could benefit from that though.
- Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:32 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7
I'm fine with either TH or motel room. They both sound comfortable.
- Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:44 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7
Any reason colonialbob or Kylemii shouldn't go instead?
- Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:11 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7
Saw my dream girl last night at the Braves-Padres blowout:
- Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:03 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7
I'm afraid I can't help you.
- Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:01 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7
Oh, hello there.
I've seen some pretty bad motel rooms despite playing in the majors. Are you a bad motel room?
I've seen some pretty bad motel rooms despite playing in the majors. Are you a bad motel room?
- Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:59 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7
I have no objection to this play. If I find one, we can field it then.
- Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:05 am
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7
Who are those people?colonialbob wrote: ↑Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:56 pm A double vote is a terrible idea and I kind of think people advocating for it are mafia
- Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:57 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7
The media! Come on, guys, I was celebrating Easter. YES in June. Leave me alone. It was an awkward gathering.
- Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:57 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7
FIRST BASEMAN SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY FOR PEDS
Monday, June 4, 2018
Recently drafted top prospect Sloonei, expected to begin his rookie season with the Colorado Rockies, has been suspended indefinitely for using performance-enhancing drugs. While the substances reportedly gave him an edge over his competition, the side-effects withered him into a geriatric, and his penis shriveled until it fell off.
We reached out to Colorado Rockies center fielder Charlie Blackmon, but he has yet to comment on this revelation.
- Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:50 pm
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- Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:48 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 6
I'm burned out.sig wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:06 pmLast time I buy the burnout story.MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:43 pm Omar was on day 1879 of the much anticipated Sonemic build. Beta 46 has been taking forever and he was very frustrated. Cornering a small innocent creature he decided to take his frustrations out on it. He kicked and stomped on the poor thing until it stopped moving. Lord knows why he decided to do it in the middle of the town though. For repercussions there would surely be.
ColinIsCool has been killed.
He wasSpoiler: show
Sloonei has been hanged by the townsfolk for an unspeakable crime.
He wasSpoiler: show
It is now day 7, and on we go.