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by Epignosis
Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:46 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

Those are clever.
by Epignosis
Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:07 am
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

This sure takes some of the sting out of losing to the Diamondbacks again last night.
by Epignosis
Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:25 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

I'm not done with Kylemii.
Kylemii wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:13 pm
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:54 pmWhat have you done each evening and what were your results?
I used the protection I got from quin on jay on night 2 and I used the role check I got from cbob the second time on turniphead. cbobs first gift is still in stock. i missed two nights of targets in the sex cave and ddl blew me off two times in a row, though one of them was my fault.
Why does your result on Turnip Head seem so crucial when it is anything but revelatory?
I think that's extremely subjective? turnip head was the most likely to have been lying about his role so I targeted him and found out he wasn't. if you don't think that's value added then cool, whatever, but I'm trying to help solve the game and I thought it might be useful information.
If DDL blew you off once, why target him a second time? Seems like a "fool me once, shame on you" sort of scenario.
by Epignosis
Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:16 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

Let's assume juliets became a free agent and went to the other team.
Long Con wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 9:12 pm Well, looks like Juliet's role checked me, hope you kill stealing Isis bitches do the right thing and kill her, or DDL, or look back and see who Juliets confirmed Civ... sig? Sloonei? I don't know. Look at her posts, it's not hard to see.

But before I die, please let's admit that her case against me was empty. That's me every game. I even made a disclaimer in the sign up thread before this game even started or the roles were out, saying please don't alignment read me for that kind of thing.

I understand that she wanted to maintain subtlety about her role checking power, so she needed to make a case, and my game was pretty tight, so the case she ended up making was weak. I said in my btsc right away that oh darn she's got a role check. I recognize the signs pretty clearly.

Juliets , I chose you night one because you're my favorite.

Sorry I wasn't around much today, it's the first of four days of a food truck event for my wife and I, so I've been serving up fried goodies all day at a fair. It is somewhat proper for me to die now, because the next three days would be very similar.

And who knows, you might see me again sooner than you think. ;)
What does this do for you?
by Epignosis
Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:10 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

juliets wrote: Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:00 pm
Kylemii wrote: Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:53 pm
Turnip Head wrote: Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:46 pmLC definitely knew it was YOU who outted him though... I wonder how such a thing could be staged. It sounds ballsy but so are the players involved :ponder:
follow up quandry??: if the mafia knew that juliets was a civ cop then why is she still alive 4 days later
Because sig and dunya covered well for me. They drew the suspicion onto them. sig claimed he was JOAT and he had checked LC before he got taken to the chatzy of lost souls and that made sense because the lynching was driven by dunya who was in there with sig.
Beautiful.
by Epignosis
Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:14 am
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

Kylemii wrote: Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:49 am
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:20 am Kylemii- do you dispute my view that your reason is illogical?
illogical seems kind of harsh :\

but i don't disagree that it's possible Al Pieda may have had 2 info roles
I don't mean to be harsh. I mean that we've seen a hurricane and a sex cave and a chat guy and not one but two stumps.

What I want to know is why learning anything about Turnip Head's role is so important to you, given that it doesn't say anything about his alignment.
by Epignosis
Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:20 am
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

Kylemii- do you dispute my view that your reason is illogical?
by Epignosis
Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:13 am
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

Charlie Blackmon wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:57 pm Kylemii has an illogical reason for believing Turnip Head is playing for the bad team.

If Kylemii is on the bad team himself, why is he using poor logic to call Turnip Head good at this juncture?
I phrased this poorly. I'm not great with words.

Kylemii has an illogical reason for believing Turnip Head is NOT playing for the bad team.

If Kylemii is on the bad team himself, why is he using poor logic to call Turnip Head good at this juncture?
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:57 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

Kylemii has an illogical reason for believing Turnip Head is playing for the bad team.

If Kylemii is on the bad team himself, why is he using poor logic to call Turnip Head good at this juncture?
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:55 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

Kylemii wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:53 pm did you wash your hands
Nobody does.
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:50 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

I do have questions, but I also have some ideas, but I want to keep them to myself while I sulk on getting beaten by the Diamondbacks tonight.
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:37 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

I have more questions, but I have to pee.
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:19 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 6

colonialbob wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:04 pm
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:47 pm
Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:58 pm
colonialbob wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:30 pm
Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:24 pm
Kylemii wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:21 pm the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was letting epignosis force me to learn baseball vocabulary in my free time
One of the options I considered instead of becoming a grandmother was being a person who speakes entirely in baseball euphamisms. It would have been a bit redundant in this game, as it turns out. Don’t want to clog the bases.
Didn't you replace in?
I did
The bob man asked Sloonei if he replaced in. Bob, why did you ask that?
Because it seemed he was speaking about his role, when he wasn't the one who submitted it.
What did he response do for you?
Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:07 pm
colonialbob wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:00 pm
Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:58 pm
colonialbob wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:30 pm
Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:24 pm
Kylemii wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:21 pm the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was letting epignosis force me to learn baseball vocabulary in my free time
One of the options I considered instead of becoming a grandmother was being a person who speakes entirely in baseball euphamisms. It would have been a bit redundant in this game, as it turns out. Don’t want to clog the bases.
Didn't you replace in?
I did
Did your role change to suit you? Or are you just doing a bit?
Colin knows all my secrets
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:15 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

What does "DDL blew me off two times in a row" mean? I need people to speak like I'm a dumb jock.
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:00 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7

Kylemii wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:56 pm
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:54 pm
Kylemii wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:53 pm
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:44 pmBut you didn't really tell us anything. You said TH wasn't lying about what he does, but you didn't say anything about what he does, and you didn't say anything about how that frames his alignment, which is the most important thing outside of the Subaru StrikezoneTM.
i have said and done all of those things already, epignosis.

I've commented on how his role is more useful than he's let on but if he's Al Pieda then that means that team had two cop variants.
English please?
novaselinever was a role cop, do you think mac would put a role cop and an unreliable alignment cop on a team together?
MacDougall wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 11:10 pm 9. This is a bastard game. Don't get all upset when weird shit happens.
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:59 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

nutella wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:57 pm guys... your center fielder is an english teacher in disguise :eek:
Not as of today. :charlieblackmon:
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:55 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

I don't want commentary. I want a completely clear picture. Like a beautiful replay that overturns the ruling that I was caught stealing.
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:54 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7

Kylemii wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:53 pm
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:44 pmBut you didn't really tell us anything. You said TH wasn't lying about what he does, but you didn't say anything about what he does, and you didn't say anything about how that frames his alignment, which is the most important thing outside of the Subaru StrikezoneTM.
i have said and done all of those things already, epignosis.

I've commented on how his role is more useful than he's let on but if he's Al Pieda then that means that team had two cop variants.
English please?
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:54 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

Kylemii wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:50 pm
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:46 pm I want to know what plays you've made this game, and what calls he got from each of them. Why does this Turnip thing now seem so significant to you?
english please?
What have you done each evening and what were your results?

Why does your result on Turnip Head seem so crucial when it is anything but revelatory?
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:47 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

DDL, can you explain, in detail, your experience with sig and Long Con?
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:46 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

I want to know what plays you've made this game, and what calls he got from each of them. Why does this Turnip thing now seem so significant to you?
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:44 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7

Kylemii wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:38 pm
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:42 pm
Kylemii wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:06 am is it.... day yet
Why did you ask this? Why did you use an extended ellipsis?
an elipsis is an english thing used to denote a pause or break in speech, charlie.

and i asked cus i wasnt sure if it was dawn yet, i wanted to make the following post during dawntime
Kylemii wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:11 am in case i die tonight i want it to be known that TH was telling the truth about his role, as well as his role's function.
Why would you be ejected? What problems have you caused?
it wasn't really about that. i don't ever really have anxiety about getting night killed in general cus my playstyle tends to make me low priority for murder except when I fuck up like in Easter

I made the post cus i'd gotten something useful out of my role and I wanted to make sure it was put into public circulation for the endgame phases even if I died. the worst thing in mafia is when you know something and you don't speak up and suddenly you're dead and people are making decisions that they wouldn't make if they knew the part of the picture that they would have known had i said something.
But you didn't really tell us anything. You said TH wasn't lying about what he does, but you didn't say anything about what he does, and you didn't say anything about how that frames his alignment, which is the most important thing outside of the Subaru StrikezoneTM.
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:30 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 6

Turnip Head wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:28 pm
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:47 pm
Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:58 pm
colonialbob wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:30 pm
Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:24 pm
Kylemii wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:21 pm the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was letting epignosis force me to learn baseball vocabulary in my free time
One of the options I considered instead of becoming a grandmother was being a person who speakes entirely in baseball euphamisms. It would have been a bit redundant in this game, as it turns out. Don’t want to clog the bases.
Didn't you replace in?
I did
The bob man asked Sloonei if he replaced in. Bob, why did you ask that?
This is something. Right? This feels like something.
What does it feel like?
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:27 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 6

Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:48 pm
colonialbob wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:34 pm
Kylemii wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:27 pm
colonialbob wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:15 pm
Kylemii wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:13 pm
colonialbob wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:07 pm
Kylemii wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:59 pm is it meant to imply that your role title is unusually long or that your role description is unusually short?
The second
so your role description is average in length and your role title is just moderately long and coffee related?
Basically.

Why does this matter?
the statement you made about your role length caught my eye cus it implied to me that both your role title and role description were long enough for it to be notable and anecdote-worthy, which contradicted what you said in the cave about what your role does.

but if what you said on day 0 post about your role meant that your role description was just like a regular length description and your name was just pretty long then it's not a contradiction.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok.
You got a read on kyle?
Someone tell me if Kylemii's comment about colonialbob's length (tee hee) is genuine.

Someone tell if colonialbob's reaction is genuine.

Sloonei pushed colonialbob to come back with commentary on Kylemii.
Kylemii wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:41 pm
Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:31 pm We’re tied but i’m looking at kyle and cbob sitting on the sidelines like :disappoint:
every time someone complains about me having not voted yet my psychic powers get a little bit stronger
Softball.

colonialbob voted for Kites. Kylemii voted for insertnamehere, along with Sloonei.
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:00 pm Lynch Away Lynchy Lynchers

Poll ended at Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:47 pmPlease note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

ColinIsCool
0
No votes


Voters: None

colonialbob
0
No votes


Voters: None

Dragon D. Luffy
0
No votes


Voters: None

insertnamehere
4
24%


Voters: Kylemii, Turnip Head, Dragon D. Luffy, Sloonei

juliets
0
No votes


Voters: None

Kites
5
29%


Voters: insertnamehere, sig, ColinIsCool, colonialbob, juliets

Kylemii
0
No votes


Voters: None

motel room
0
No votes


Voters: None

sig
0
No votes


Voters: None

Sloonei
1
6%


Voters: MacDougall

Turnip Head
0
No votes


Voters: None

CM Punk (For the non voters)
7
41%


Voters: wolbre04, lapluie, Zephyrus, JaggedJimmyJay, M Plus 7, Charlie Blackmon, nutella


Total votes: 17
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:47 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 6

Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:58 pm
colonialbob wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:30 pm
Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:24 pm
Kylemii wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:21 pm the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was letting epignosis force me to learn baseball vocabulary in my free time
One of the options I considered instead of becoming a grandmother was being a person who speakes entirely in baseball euphamisms. It would have been a bit redundant in this game, as it turns out. Don’t want to clog the bases.
Didn't you replace in?
I did
The bob man asked Sloonei if he replaced in. Bob, why did you ask that?
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:44 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 6

Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:24 pm
Kylemii wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:21 pm the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was letting epignosis force me to learn baseball vocabulary in my free time
One of the options I considered instead of becoming a grandmother was being a person who speakes entirely in baseball euphamisms. It would have been a bit redundant in this game, as it turns out. Don’t want to clog the bases.
This is softball.
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:42 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 6

Sloonei wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 1:50 pm
Turnip Head wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:41 pm Tyvm colin. I tried to explain my reversed reverse read on you but sometimes words don't paint an accurate picture of my thoughts.


I find myself more at home defending people I think are town than to try an accuse people of being bad. I'm usually better at reading people who are misunderstood, which is what I thought I saw with Elo. My baddie reads are mostly gut and impulse whereas I try to take a more nuanced approach when reading for fellow townies. I only defended Elo so hard because I was the only voice in her corner.

Just a lil nugget of my meta for ya :)
Having paid no attention to the preceding events, this post strikes me as a retroactive apology for shady behavior. Nana doesn’t like it.
After Sloonei was "outed," this was his first real contribution. It was to smear Turnip Head with pine tar.
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:42 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7

Kylemii wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:06 am is it.... day yet
Why did you ask this? Why did you use an extended ellipsis?
Kylemii wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:11 am in case i die tonight i want it to be known that TH was telling the truth about his role, as well as his role's function.
Why would you be ejected? What problems have you caused?
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:30 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

colonialbob wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:32 pm Who waa pro-Sloonei before he died?
Me. :sigh:
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:29 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

Turnip Head wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:14 pm Except our center fielder
They say I'm in a slump.
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:24 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7

sig wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:23 am Nice, im off if i wake up dead, id trust th and juliet the most, but remember epi is cleared civ
I appreciate you reminding everyone of that, except my name is Charlie Blackmon, center fielder for the Colorado Rockies.
by Epignosis
Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:06 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 8

I see I have some work to do, but I have a game tonight. I'll try to sneak in some looks between at-bats.
by Epignosis
Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:39 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7

There has to be one left to go. I'm confident I know who it is.

Click next to see!

(I'm clickbait now)
by Epignosis
Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:33 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7

sig wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:30 pm
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:28 pm
sig wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:24 pm
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:23 pm I've already worked this out. I know how to win. :)
OOOoooOOOoo IK IK

lynch everyone.
Lynch everyone? What? No!

You score more runs than the other team. Come on man. This isn't the 1920s! Get with the times!
:charlieblackmon:

Right!

We'll lynch um the third baser using an underhand ball since the outfield is behind the goal posts. GO CATS! :srsnod:
You make me sad.
by Epignosis
Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:28 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7

sig wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:24 pm
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:23 pm I've already worked this out. I know how to win. :)
OOOoooOOOoo IK IK

lynch everyone.
Lynch everyone? What? No!

You score more runs than the other team. Come on man. This isn't the 1920s! Get with the times!
by Epignosis
Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:23 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7

I've already worked this out. I know how to win. :)
by Epignosis
Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:42 am
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7

Turnip Head wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:27 am
Charlie Blackmon wrote: Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:32 pm I'm fine with either TH or motel room. They both sound comfortable.
Image
Yeah, dandruff is a tough scourge. I wish you well.
by Epignosis
Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:05 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7

That last minute troll effort was precious.
by Epignosis
Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:58 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 7

What an amazing role. I don't know anybody around here who could benefit from that though.
by Epignosis
Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:32 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7

I'm fine with either TH or motel room. They both sound comfortable.
by Epignosis
Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:44 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7

Any reason colonialbob or Kylemii shouldn't go instead?
by Epignosis
Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:11 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7

Saw my dream girl last night at the Braves-Padres blowout:

by Epignosis
Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:03 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7

I'm afraid I can't help you.
by Epignosis
Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:01 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7

Oh, hello there.

I've seen some pretty bad motel rooms despite playing in the majors. Are you a bad motel room?
by Epignosis
Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:59 pm
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7

I have no objection to this play. If I find one, we can field it then.
by Epignosis
Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:05 am
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Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7

colonialbob wrote: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:56 pm A double vote is a terrible idea and I kind of think people advocating for it are mafia
Who are those people?
by Epignosis
Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:57 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
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Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7

The media! Come on, guys, I was celebrating Easter. YES in June. Leave me alone. It was an awkward gathering.
by Epignosis
Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:57 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
Replies: 6736
Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7

FIRST BASEMAN SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY FOR PEDS


Monday, June 4, 2018

Recently drafted top prospect Sloonei, expected to begin his rookie season with the Colorado Rockies, has been suspended indefinitely for using performance-enhancing drugs. While the substances reportedly gave him an edge over his competition, the side-effects withered him into a geriatric, and his penis shriveled until it fell off.

We reached out to Colorado Rockies center fielder Charlie Blackmon, but he has yet to comment on this revelation.
by Epignosis
Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:50 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
Replies: 6736
Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Day 7

sig wrote: Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:31 pm
Kylemii wrote: Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:30 pm wait does shrek get a baby in one of the movies? is that a thing that happens
Three babies yes.
Spoiler tags, please.
by Epignosis
Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:48 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over
Replies: 6736
Views: 201083

Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 6

sig wrote: Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:06 pm
MacDougall wrote: Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:43 pm Omar was on day 1879 of the much anticipated Sonemic build. Beta 46 has been taking forever and he was very frustrated. Cornering a small innocent creature he decided to take his frustrations out on it. He kicked and stomped on the poor thing until it stopped moving. Lord knows why he decided to do it in the middle of the town though. For repercussions there would surely be.

ColinIsCool has been killed.

He was
Spoiler: show
Fergus, Son of Shrek, Civilian. You are an adorable baby ogre. If someone kills you they will be brutally murdered for justice.


Sloonei has been hanged by the townsfolk for an unspeakable crime.

He was
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Sharifi, Al-Pieda. Each night you can target an RYMer and share a BTSC with them.


It is now day 7, and on we go.
Last time I buy the burnout story.
I'm burned out.

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