The Syndicate

I need a Swahili translator.

BigDamnHero wrote:u underestjmate the power of the durnk side

I created the Drunk Side.

BigDamnHero wrote:i rhink th curzwd me...he prgnostjcatwd id get drink and threrfor i lcould either win sober or losw drink....it was a lose lose situatiin he manipuktaed me into....i applaud your darj jedi mind trickrry TH...toubmaynhave strucken me down but i obly grow.more.poweful while iblie jn wait for you NEXT season.

It amazes me that people can't type properly when drunk. I've been drinking since halftime of the Carolina game (having straight bourbon now), and it bothers me when I even make so much as a misspelling or a grammatical error.

BigDamnHero wrote:well.thats it...congrats th! Great feiggin' win man...my hat gies off to yiu sir.!

FIRST EVER SYNDICATE CHAMPION: TURNIP HEAD!!!

You sir are drunk and must be escorted from the premises.

I got screwed out of my PA championship because Calivin Johnson decided to actually do something and Antonio Brown sucked.

I'm just starting on my first.

I'm neck and neck with the guy on the ProgArchives finals. We'll know who won after the JAX / NO game concludes.

Yahoo's interface is so much smoother.

Turnip Head wrote:I really thought Rob had me there, but then I got a 4th quarter Bortles + A-Rob combo TD and I robbed Rob.

Again, Jimmy Graham got injured. All he needed to do was catch a few more in the 4th.

And then Jimmy Graham gets hurt.

Ricochet wrote:The comeback is strong in the Turnip.

He's three catches away from losing.

Ricochet wrote:Is Epignosis on steroids?

Yep. The kids are calling them "Panthers."

juliets wrote:LOL! I have a better idea - I'll just drop Tony Romo and that way you can keep Steve Smith AND have Romo.

Already dropped old Smitty.

juliets wrote:I have a real steal available. I'll take anyone for Tony Romo.

Done. I'll send you Steve Smith.

I despise ESPN. Yahoo's interface is so much better.

I know them well enough to know that any trade I would propose would receive a leper's welcome.

DharmaHelper wrote:I think I'm gonnna finish 8-5

8-5 what? Tacos? Knitted sweaters?

Rude.

The amazing thing for me is I just traded Eddie Lacy for Steve Smith.

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
JaggedJimmyJay wrote:WHO CARES ABOUT FANTASY FOOTBALL THE BENGALS ARE 7-0

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Barely.
DON'T GIVE A DAMN

Oh, that wasn't a dig. A Bengals playoff run would be most exciting.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Are the Panthers 7-0? No. :P

Give it time.

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:WHO CARES ABOUT FANTASY FOOTBALL THE BENGALS ARE 7-0

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Barely.

BigDamnHero wrote:I was on the Stankey bandwagon last season...no deal...I'd rather play Leveon injured. he'll still get me more pts

That's the joke- Sankey is on my bench sitting pretty with -2 points.

BigDamnHero wrote:soooooo....who wants to offer me a trade for Le'Veon Bell?

Me. I offer Bishop Sankey.

From: Maryland Murder Bots (MB) - Sebastian Schauer

SOCK traded DeAndre Hopkins, Hou WR to MB
MB traded Jeremy Hill, Cin RB to SOCK

I won with 40.5 points.

You're a troll.

Turnip Head wrote:Giants run into the kicker on 4th down, Eagles keep the ball, and then Murray runs for 50 yards and a touchdown

A real circus. A potentially profitable one.

I should have stuck with nobody.

Turnip Head wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
BigDamnHero wrote:hive been drrumk diance last singiht...and gettting drunker
I wouldn't call that drunk. Shitfaced maybe.

I've had about 12 beers this afternoon. Observe how, even in my present state, I have made grammar, syntax, and spelling my bitches.
But who's my bitch?

Nick Foles.

BigDamnHero wrote:hive been drrumk diance last singiht...and gettting drunker

I wouldn't call that drunk. Shitfaced maybe.

I've had about 12 beers this afternoon. Observe how, even in my present state, I have made grammar, syntax, and spelling my bitches.

BigDamnHero wrote:Looks like the bullshit-opener is kinda accurate today....

Opener?

I didn't imagine Foles would be this bad of a fuck up. Nor did I imagine Tampa Bay scoring 38 freakin points.

And Lacy and Cobb ain't do shit either.

BigDamnHero wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Turnip Head wrote:The real joke is Epi's lineup without the Panthers this week.
I'll be okay.
The projections say otherwise....

You mean the bullshit-o-meter?

Turnip Head wrote:The real joke is Epi's lineup without the Panthers this week.

I'll be okay.

juliets wrote:Lol Epi you voted after MP made his changes.

LOL indeed.

That was.......................the joke.

Voted Yes.

Turnip Head wrote:
Epignosis wrote:I lost out on $25 because of 0.04 points.
I hope you learned to fade the Thursday night game

(Not this week though. I have some DFS picks if you're interested )

I would have won if Steve Smith hadn't been injured, You can't guess things like that.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:The imagery is excellent. And your voice is 'better' than David Byrne's.

The only thing you need work on is your gambling problem. :P
That chair is a working image. It's the last place I saw my friend, who lived with cystic fibrosis.
Oh, I meant the imagery created through the sounds and lyrics. But that is something I did not realize.

Ah, well thanks. Yes, Alan died in April a couple of years ago. I plan to donate a percentage of the sales of this upcoming release to whatever charity his parents choose.

Alan was the life of the party even though he knew he wasn't going to be around long.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:The imagery is excellent. And your voice is 'better' than David Byrne's.

The only thing you need work on is your gambling problem. :P

That chair is a working image. It's the last place I saw my friend, who lived with cystic fibrosis.

See for yourself:

Opening few minutes of the album as it is right now:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Epignosis wrote:I lost out on $25 because of 0.04 points.
You should bet someone money on my EZ-FanTC team.

Do you want to hear what the latest Epignosis album sounds like or not?

I lost out on $25 because of 0.04 points.

Hey timmer, how's that Houston D treatin' ya?

Turnip Head wrote:Welp, I need a miracle.

Nope, the man said you needed Vaseline.

The Carolina - Houston game is about 40% football and 60% watching the refs have tea.

Peyton Manning was terrible, so my opponent's kicker has 18 points. Okay.

I like fractions.

I hate bullshit penalty calls.

leggyorlyb wrote:
Epignosis wrote:How's Wheaton vs. Gronkowski working out for you, leggy?

3TDs...almost made one on the fumble recovery.

How's Wheaton vs. Gronkowski working out for you, leggy?

Sure he's not still playing for the Jaguars?

I hear The Patriots can handle any kind of pressure. Including air pressure.

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