AFC East
New England Patriots 11-5
New York Jets 7-9
Buffalo Bills 7-9
Miami Dolphins 6-10
AFC North
Cincinnati Bengals 11-5
Pittsburgh Steelers 10-6
Baltimore Ravens 7-9
Cleveland Browns 5-11 (My consensus 2017 #1 draft pick! Which I'm sure they'll trade again for 500 extra draft picks.)
AFC West
Kansas City Chiefs 10-6
Denver Broncos 9-7
Oakland Raiders 9-7
San Diego Chargers 6-10
AFC South
Houston Texans 9-7
Jacksonville Jaguars 9-7
Indianapolis Colts 8-8
Tennessee Titans 6-10
NFC East
Dallas Cowboys 9-7
Washington Redskins 8-8
New York Giants 7-9
Philadelphia Eagles 7-9
NFC North
Green Bay Packers 10-6
Minnesota Vikings 9-7
Detroit Lions 7-9
Chicago Bears 6-10
NFC West
Arizona Cardinals 11-5
Seattle Seahawks 10-6
Los Angeles Rams 7-9
San Francisco 49ers 5-11
NFC South
Carolina Panthers 10-6
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8-8
Atlanta Falcons 7-9
New Orleans Saints 5-11
Playoff seeds (AFC):
1. New England
2. Cincinnati
3. Kansas City
4. Houston
5. Pittsburgh
6. Jacksonville (this is my gamble pick)
Playoff seeds (NFC):
1. Arizona
2. Green Bay
3. Carolina
4. Dallas
5. Seattle
6. Minnesota
First round:
- Kansas City over Jacksonville
- Pittsburgh over Houston
- Carolina over Minnesota
- Seattle over Dallas
Second round:
- New England over Kansas City
- Cincinnati over Pittsburgh
- Arizona over Seattle
- Green Bay over Carolina
AFC Championship:
- New England over Cincinnati
NFC Championship:
- Arizona over Green Bay
Super Bowl:
- Arizona over New England
Big Prediction of 2016/2017 that would change the entire season:
- Tom Brady, at age 39, finally falls off the cliff halfway through the season aka Peyton Manning in his last year and a half. He gets injured in Week 14 (and subsequently retires after the season), the Patriots fail to make the playoffs with Jimmy Garoppolo, the Bengals secure the #1 seed in the AFC, and ride it all the way to the franchise's first ever Super Bowl in a tight victory over Arizona. Andy Dalton becomes King of the Gingers and wins the Super Bowl MVP.
JJJ, get on my level, bro.
