The Syndicate

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Do you prefer ramen to spaghetti?

Yes!

Would stuff be less expensive if all of it was made in China?

That fluoride is put in toothpaste to calsify the third eye.

Do you believe in aliens?

S~V~S wrote:Dude I totally censored that, lol. WTF?

I guess that means it was punk.

S~V~S wrote:Whenever I hear sirens, it makes me nervous; universal or is it just me?

Just you.

Do you think the Illuminati is monitoring your every movement?

The Black N*****s.

Do you prefer classic punk or hardcore or post-hardcore or some other flavour of punk?

Pumpkin k

How can I easily make money at home?

Probably this desk.

Where does dust come from?

No.

Do any of your body parts feel numb?

I might, but definitely not as a human.

Is it possible to create a physical materialization of a sex servitor? I was wodering if someone has done it, and what was there experience? Also is that better than summoning an incubus?

Both, thick ones.

How do you feel about vitamin and mineral supplements?

As a matter of fact I'm playing a Blizzard game right now.

Do you play video games? If so, what kind?

No.

Would you rather have a butler or a secretary?

If it was either, why would all creatures currently living, as according to science, quite happily have spent billions of years before their birth not ever worrying about such a thing?

Jürgen.

What is your ultimate goal in life?

All ghouls are cannibals but not all cannibals are ghouls.

Would I get censored if I asked what the difference between hairdressers and prostitutes is?

No.

Do you like John Tesh?

25, myself.

What's wrong with ending a sentence in "of"?

Summertime, Summertime.

If you were stranded on a desert island, which song would you play at your funeral?

I can't imagine myself buying stuffed anything, except maybe one of those deer heads if I got one for very cheap.

Which stuffed item do you desire the most?

Not more than 1 (one).

Just imagine the average girl (lets say 18, healthy, average height & weight) suffered a wound to the umbilical/hypogastric "region" of the stomach.

This wound was caused by a sterilised Sashimi knife (which is long and thin with a very sharp edge) and is about 3-4 inches in length.

Approximately, how deep would it have to be to be fatal?

And what if a traditional Chef's Knife (thicker than a Sashimi knife, with a slightly duller edge) was used - would the answer be different?

I have neither a tree nor presents.

How Much of the Chinese Population Will Be Living in Cities in 2040?

Paying money for school books.

If you were a college student and someone attempted to lure you into buying an expensive book that you supposedly need to pass a course that you supposedly need to pass to be able to buy an expensive degree that you supposedly need to get a job you supposedly need to be able to buy things you don't care about, would you:
a) browse through the book at the library
b) take a copy of the contents page and find the same information on the internet
c) file a complaint
d) other

No.

Why would I have a Christmas Party when it's not Christmas?

This.

If you could have a fridge or a freezer full of any food item, which food item would you choose?

Either a succubus because they have nice boobs or a dinosaur because they can breath fire.

If you could change one law of your country, what would it be?

Yes.

Which personal question are you going to answer?

The gril with pretty hands.

May I ask a personal question?

I will spend a little more on a good/acceptable quality product regardless of which Asian children have produced it.

Would you prefer global communism or global anarchism?

Only if I had some business there.

Do you think humans will avoid extinction long enough to build colonies on other planets?

I've had some on the balcony but they always die. I even killed the minicactus (RIP).

Why haven't the Russians occupied Finland already?

To take leaves to the compost.

What is the most creative use you can think of for a spoon?

I don't know what a Calippo is but it can't be worse than children.

Are you a humanist?

That seems too unbelievable to not be ture.

Do you believe that humans and apes evolved/degenerated from an ancient and highly superior race of humans and/or giants?

No.

Do you believe that 9/11 was an inside job?

Cold.

Linki: no I won't. André René Roussimoff (May 19, 1946 - January 27, 1993), best known as André the Giant, was a French professional wrestler and actor.

Would you agree that global warnming is a conspircary and that infinitely increasing procudtction and overpopulation is not a problem as long as we keep developing new industry to reduce the pollution that is caused by industry and that we shoudl also give more moeny to developing countries so that they too can keep developing and producing more stuff and cutting down more forests and making more species of animals die of exeitinction?

Jalapenos and salami.

Do you prefer pizza or burgers?

That you can keep large amounts of it in the freezer and then put one in the oven at any time and eat it.

How is non-frozen pizza any better than frozen pizza?

NOt rly .

Do ou thin kI might be an aolclclhoholiac ,q.m.

Because I'm a slihgtly nervous horse and also because I think i'd rater sleep and/or drink beaer

OD yo think the lesbian girl will hate me for not meating her for several months in a row after meating her for several months ina row ,q.m.

Winter because it's cold and dark like my soul.

At which time of the day are you most productive?

John 14:12

Do you believe in lie detectors?

Nervous Horse.

Are you feeling tired, run down, or unable to focus?

Bukowski.

How would you like to be buried?

S~V~S wrote:Mountains.

What natural wonder(s) have you seen?

just these holes.

juliets wrote:If you can have anything you wanted what would it be? (must be a material thing not world peace, things about kids, parents, husbands, etc.,and no fair saying a wish where you could wish for everything) whew! long caveat!

an orgone accumulator would be neat.

what is your favourite statue or sculpture?

My apartment I guess.

How can you tell when an avocado is soft on the inside but not yet rotten?

Epignosis wrote:

Roxy wrote:Nothing. I am too old to change something now lol!

What plastic surgery would you have?

I wouldn't have any plastic surgery either. I like being me, ugliness and all! If I had to fix anything about my face, it would be a tooth.

I have been writing a fantasy novel since I was 12. I am now 31, and the first book of this series is almost finished. What do you think it's about?

A fisherman who finds a magical flute in his net but it's missing a few of the round flat things you close the holes with so he has to take it to the blacksmith who lives in the mountains with the goblins and when he's crossing the mountains he meets a girl who tells him she has accidentally dropped her magical flute off a cliff and it turns out the magical flute the fisherman has found is exactly the same magical flute the girl has lost so she teaches him to play it and together they defeat the dragon.

Was I right?

catwoman!

would you agree that depending on whether christopher nolan's batman movies were intentionally or unintentionally funny he should either quit making films or move into slapstick comedy?

Robert Fripp.

Do you generally prefer string or wind instruments?

Turkish k

What do you think of this story? Should Varzanakos be awarded money for being portrayed as a Turkish man?

Like yogurt k