The Syndicate

Blue.

Would you rather become famous for having a terrible skin rash/condition or be allergic to peanuts, chocolate, cats, pollen, and seafood?

girl.


would your rather touch a poisonous flower or have a toad trapped inside your abdomen?

Goodfellas.

Would you rather see the Queen of England naked or be a pencil in an elementary school?

Meadows.

Would you rather have to work at a job you love naked or work at a job you hate dressed appropriately?

Hmmm....I guess treadmill. I have no experience in aerobics.


Would you rather play a game where you had to eat roaches which were alive or a game where you had to buried underneath dead farm animals?

I much rather be insane.


Would you rather show up to an important business meeting covered in clothespins or shop for antique vases covered in mousetraps?

Roger Clinton, Jr.


Would your rather pee ice or carrots?

I'll be the ass that says it...I suppose it depends who but if I had to choose, I'd choose to do the hurting.


Would you rather be in a physical & mental condition of a 100 year old or a 1 year old for your entire life?

If I was a better salesman I'd say the former, but I'm not, so I'll say the latter.


Would you rather be knee deep in bees or shoulder deep in horse manure?

Regenerate teeth. I don't care to taste the ground.

Would you rather skate/walk across a lake with thin ice or drink from a bottle that may be contaminated with an incurable, cumbersome, but non fatal disease?

Snake milkshake. Snake = much more meat than cricket, milkshake = much more delicious than cola.

Would you rather be obese or have to use a colostomy bag?

Sauna...only because I can't ski at all. If I could I'd definitely chose that one. Just because it sounds more fun (where as the other one if funnier).


Would you rather be a hamster or a dumpster?

How it began. Would shut up one group forever. :P


Would you rather...dance with someone who smells of old eggs and fish parts or be trapped in a small vestibule with two men who will not stop talking? (both are assumed to be all night long affairs)

The latter. I don't care about millions of strangers.


Would you rather eat 15 jars of peabut butter in 3mins or piss for 45 hours straight?