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Mongoose wrote: 11. What is the worst thing you ever smelled?

A sack of potatoes so rotten they were liquid.

12. What’s the grossest thing you’ve seen IRL?

I can't think of anything too gross. Again, I guess it would be spoiled food, like yogurt or milk that has turned solid and blue

13. Would you let me represent you in a court of law?

It depends on what the charge was. If it was anything involving big government, I wouldn't trust you to be on my side.

14. what is your favorite nickname for Canada?

Canadia.

15. What webcomics are you reading these days?

None, to be honest. Pokey the Penguin is still my favorite ever.

16. Favorite Bodehouse book?

I don't know who Bodehouse is, but my favorite Wodehouse is "The Inimitable Jeeves."

17. Of your novels, which do you feel is the least best?

Probably the first, Pandemonium. I didn't know what I was doing (well, still don't, but less so.)

18. Why can’t you always agree with me?

Because you are so often wrong, but I have hopes you will come around one day.

19. Have you ever been in a dumpster?

Yes, but I think it was pretty empty at the time.

20. What made you barf last?

The only thing that ever makes me barf. Alcohol.

Let's take these ten at a time, since I don't have all day.

Mongoose wrote:1. Who is your favorite character on The Simpsons?

Milhouse.

2. Who is your favorite character on south park?

Jimbo and Ned. Why aren't they on anymore?

3. When did SP jump the shark?

The China Probrem, I think. That episode was terrible and set the stage for all future terrible episodes. Don't get me started on South Park's decline. I will go one for hours.

4. What sounds get on your nerves?

I am starting to get pretty sick of construction sounds, like jackhammer, especially when I am trying to talk on the phone.

5. What is your favorite thing about ASS?

The lovely people who comprise it!

6. hardest subject in school?

Trick question, I didn't go to school. In college, though, I only got two Cs, one for a paper is Russian History and one for my first ever college exam in psychology.

7. What are your favorite ten beers, in order?

There are probably others but these are all I can think of right now. 1. Rogue Shakespeare Oatmeal Stout. 2. Darwin Flag Porter 3. Magic Hat #9 4. Boddingtons 5. Three Floyds Zombie Dust 6. Wells Bombardier 7. Belhaven Scottish Ale 8. Sam Adams Boston Lager 9. Great Lakes Conway's Irish Ale 10. Bass Ale

8. What made you get a Mac laptop?

I was forced to when I went to music school and have never gone back.

9. Do you use ice in your soft drinks?

Minimally.

10. When was the last time you used a straw?

About amonth ago when my parents came to visit and I ate in a sit down restaurant.

Timmer's time has expired. You may now question:

ME

If you want to be next in the interrogation room or to nominate someone else, PM me at once.

Hedgeowl wrote:Would your wife play mafia if it were a couples themed game? - new idea

Veto. Couples are horrible and should be killed.

Mongoose wrote:
thellama73 wrote:SpaceDaisy has abdicated her position as chief interrogator, and now I have all the power. I repeat: I. Have. All. The. Power.

Go interrogate timmer now. He has been asking for it.
Lies. If you really had the power, wouldn't you have selected yourself first?

Don't question what I choose to do with my power. With great power comes great responsibility.

SpaceDaisy has abdicated her position as chief interrogator, and now I have all the power. I repeat: I. Have. All. The. Power.

Go interrogate timmer now. He has been asking for it.

Disney is currently lobbying for stricter intellectual property protections, arguing that any use of another person's idea without payment is theft. Given that Disney's empire is built on things iike Snow White, Cinderella, Pinocchio, Peter Pan, Robin Hood, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Sleeping Beauty and countless other ideas they didn't come up with or pay for, what do you think of this argument?

If you could go into space, would you? If so, to which planet would you most like to travel?

Complete the following sentence: I don't get out of bed for less than $________

Favorite fruit?

Favorite cheese?

Favorite named hairstyle?

bea wrote:
thellama73 wrote:The Senate is not a branch of government. It's half of one.
Epignosis wrote:
thellama73 wrote:The Senate is not a branch of government. It's half of one.
Finland has a unicameral legislature.

eff that when are you all going to start talking about me???!!! it's my turn damnit!!!!!

If you could fill a bucket with the amount of music you listen to in a given week, how much would the bucket weigh (metric)?

How do you feel about the flavor of aniseed, licorice or fennel, as popular in Absinthe and Italian sausage?

What are the coldest and hottest temperatures you have ever endured?

Any near death experiences?

Do you believe in spooks?

Epignosis wrote:
thellama73 wrote:The Senate is not a branch of government. It's half of one.
Finland has a unicameral legislature.

Yes, but you're forgetting how ethnocentric I am.

The Senate is not a branch of government. It's half of one.

Vompatti wrote:
Mongoose wrote:Are you said Llama's not asked you any questions?
Just a bit.

Do you believe in free will?
Is philosophy dead?
Are science and religion incompatible?
Do you believe in objective truth?
How many lakes are there in Finland?
Why do different people have different taste in food? It's not just what you are used to, because members of the same family can have different preferences.
How would you define "music?"

DharmaHelper wrote:Why the fuck wouldn't I disintegrate the rock and do my best to catch the man before he hits the bottom? :P

The death ray doesn't work on rock, just people.

Suppose you're pinned under a rock at he base of a cliff with only a death ray in your hand. A man falls off the top of the cliff, through no fault of his own, and is going to land on you. If he does so, you will die but your body will cushion his blow so he will survive. Alternatively, you can fire the death ray at him and disintegrate him, saving yourself, but killing an innocent man. Is it morally justifiable to kill him?

How many billiard balls can you fit in your mouth?

If birds had personalities, which would be the most inscrutable?

Somalia or the Congo?

Are trampolines too dangerous or not dangerous enough?

Bass_the_Clever wrote: Between the two I would have to pick a mongoose because llama seem like that could be very mean and they spit I think lol.

Can we keep this thread free of ugly stereotypes, please?

Bass_the_Clever wrote: The only thing I'm allergic to is bees.

What's the deal with your screenname?

Ever broken any bones?

Whom do you trust least in the world?

Black socks or white socks?

Black shoes or brown shoes?

How many handkerchiefs do you own?

What do you put in your coffee?

Elves or dwarves?

Soup or salad?

If you had a time machine, what ear would you travel to and why?

thellama73!

Hedgeowl wrote: I like all these answers. Dolphins always make me think of Hitchkiers Guide to the Galaxy. Also my favorite animal as a child.

Yeah, favorite animal for eating.

FZ. wrote:I actually enjoyed llama's questions, though I have a feeling I didn't pass his test

I was hoping to get more controversial statements out of you, but otherwise you did great. You'd make a good politician.

BWT:
Which of the elements do you most identify with, earth, air, water, or fire?
Should the United States abolish the penny? Why or why not?
Favorite type of cheese?

FZ. wrote:Anyway, the Phantom Zone is a fictional prison dimension featured in the Superman comic

Kneel before Zod!

Mongoose wrote:Oh I meant you handled Llama's ridiculously controversial with dignity and grace

FZ, please go into detail about any and all criminal activity you have participated in, including names, dates and social security numbers.

I'm going to keep asking you qesutions you are not comfortable answering.

Which race of people do you find unnecessarily noisy?
Which race has the worst drivers?
Which politicians would you most like to assassinate and how would you do it? Be specific.

Hi FZ!
Tell us about your travels: which countries have you visited, and why?
Which was the best?
Which was the worst?
Which people behaved most like the stereotypes about them?
What is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
Do you know any other languages?
Which is the ugliest language in the world?

bea wrote: 1) What should I read?

I've heard good things about this.

Mongoose wrote: I actually don't know what the moral of that story is but there's probably at least one in there.

I think the moral is "Don't cheat on your partner. You will get caught."

Mongoose wrote: I've liked Adam Sandler is precisely one film. And that is the great auteur Paul Thomas Anderson's modern marvel Punch Drunk Love.

You didn't think Happy Gilmore was funny? Really? I mean, it is pretty much his only good movie, but it is really funny.

MovingPictures07 wrote: Why is Parks & Rec your favorite TV show? (I've considered starting to watch it, eventually)

You definitely should. It's my favorite as well. Mongoose is just like Leslie Knope and I am just like Ron Swanson (only not as manly).

Mongoose wrote:
thellama73 wrote:I love Myrna Loy so much even though she was apparently a dirty commie. What is the scar on your thumb from?
Skunk bite.

thellama73 wrote:What is the scar on my thumb from?
Squirrel bite.

No, I don't have a scar from that. It's from the Star Wars drinking game.

I love Myrna Loy so much even though she was apparently a dirty commie.

What is the scar on your thumb from?
What is the scar on my thumb from?

I already know everything there is to know about Mongoose.

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