The Syndicate

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:37 pm I like both Steinbrenner and Soup Nazi more than before. Solid civilian reads.

Insh'allah, I'm thrilled I moved from one guy who wasn't going to be lynched to another guy who wasn't going to be lynched and that suddenly makes me better in your eyes.

JUDGEMENT TOMORROW

NO SOUP FOR MISLYNCHERS

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:28 pm

The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:27 pm Do you suddenly disapprove of any vote cast for that schmuck? Hexy woman has been vocal enough against him. Do you believe he's citizen or not?!

I think she's most likely civilian given her claim. It was a bad decision to claim regardless of her alignment, but the dumbness is significantly greater and harder to believe for the mafioso. The other three are gross.

I MEANT POODEE!

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:27 pm

The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:26 pm Here you go. One vote for the alternative - since my own alternative is only being voted by an old lady, no thanks to you, Seinfeld. Though Yankeeman is also on Peterman, and Yankeeman is filthy.

My read on Yankeeman is very similar to my read on Soup Nazi -- someone who's easy to suspect for crappy reasons.

Bullshitteroni. Nobody suspects him. Nobody sees the truth. Fake news.

Do you suddenly disapprove of any vote cast for that schmuck? Hexy woman has been vocal enough against him. Do you believe he's citizen or not?!

Here you go. One vote for the alternative - since my own alternative is only being voted by an old lady, no thanks to you, Seinfeld. Though Yankeeman is also on Peterman, and Yankeeman is filthy.

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:21 pm

The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:20 pmThey will receive judgement tomorrow, should this prove a mislynch.

Peterman has been presented as an alternative. Please talk to me about Peterman quickly.

I did. He's sketchy or a complete buffoon.

George Steinbrenner wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:18 pm

The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:16 pm

George Steinbrenner wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:10 pm Come to think of it, Seinfeld, I see reason to suspect all of the Puddy voters independent of this bandwagon! Granted, they're not the only ones. But that's a shady bunch! Let's put our heads together on this Peterson thing! What do you think's the most damning thing he's done?

You've been suspecting everyone except for two people. You have no real suspects, you're just throwing dart from your coco bollo desk, trying to act managerial.

Cast a wide net, that's what I always say. Once my people have more information I'll start to see things more clearly but right now you never can be too careful. Every one of you has the potential to be lying to me.

"Cast a wide net".

Perfect excuse.

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:17 pm

The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:14 pm

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:55 pm I really hate the present trend.

Day 1 -- Jerry yells about Puddy, it isn't acknowledged.
Day 2 -- Puddy in line for easy lynch (yes, it's easy), Jerry yells about Peterman, it is hardly acknowledged.

What's the deal? I've been out all night with Marla, and I tell you what I think she might be ready soon.

I know the show has your name on it and all, but if you could be any less King of Fuck Mountain with this "nobody is acknowledge who I want to lynch, when I want to lynch them", that'd be bi'anqalaysūn.

This isn't improving my image of you. You're swaying multiple sides and act angry at others not following in sync with you.

If Poodoo turns citizen, this post looks timed to yell "I told you so". Which could come from a mobster all the same.

I don't give a shit if I look arrogant, or whatever you're insinuating. I think this bandwagon is highly suspect and I'm going to say why. Four people have votes on a guy that I made the subject of a farcical tunnel on Day 1, right now, and I have no idea why. That doesn't bother you? Do you know why those votes are on him?

I do not share the same interest in that lynch as those four people do. I do not control their will and moves, only whether they will get any soup or not. I reiterate that I have analyzed Puder, then asked for more, then received squat. They will receive judgement tomorrow, should this prove a mislynch.

Little Man Costanza is so far out of field with his vote, I might as well take pity on him and giving him some soup to go, in case he reaches the Poles in his sidelining.

George Steinbrenner wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:10 pm Come to think of it, Seinfeld, I see reason to suspect all of the Puddy voters independent of this bandwagon! Granted, they're not the only ones. But that's a shady bunch! Let's put our heads together on this Peterson thing! What do you think's the most damning thing he's done?

You've been suspecting everyone except for two people. You have no real suspects, you're just throwing dart from your coco bollo desk, trying to act managerial.

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:55 pm I really hate the present trend.

Day 1 -- Jerry yells about Puddy, it isn't acknowledged.
Day 2 -- Puddy in line for easy lynch (yes, it's easy), Jerry yells about Peterman, it is hardly acknowledged.

What's the deal? I've been out all night with Marla, and I tell you what I think she might be ready soon.

I know the show has your name on it and all, but if you could be any less King of Fuck Mountain with this "nobody is acknowledge who I want to lynch, when I want to lynch them", that'd be bi'anqalaysūn.

This isn't improving my image of you. You're swaying multiple sides and act angry at others not following in sync with you.

If Poodoo turns citizen, this post looks timed to yell "I told you so". Which could come from a mobster all the same.

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:00 pm

The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:15 pm

David Puddy wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:03 pm I'm all caught up. I think mafia are taking me down as an easy target.

Even my three year nephew, Khaled, could have prepared such a defense. And I already have him in the back, scrubbing the floor.

Absolute garbage, your worst post of the game, Soup Nazi. Instead of paying any mind to the possibility that a guy who has attracted 5 vaguely-explained votes late in a phase might actually be an easy target, you've pretended his defense was ever going to be "better" than it was. What would you expect Joe Civilian to say in this situation?

I was just noting the zero fucks he is giving all the same. And why wouldn't I be allowed to expect to hear more than that from anyone under such trial? What should I pay any mind to? I've asked for more tells on the guy and then everyone continued to pile on. Who are you to dictate, in my own place, what to judge or not of people's responses.

Insult me one more time and I'll throw you out of this soup place myself.

David Puddy wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:03 pm I'm all caught up. I think mafia are taking me down as an easy target.

Even my three year nephew, Khaled, could have prepared such a defense. And I already have him in the back, scrubbing the floor.

Ask people to tell me what's haram about Puddoo.

Nobody replies.

AMERICA

You know who hasn't been quiet and also holding the line? You all! Get out! I have to close in 10.

I could go with Jungleman and Uncle Quack right now, in addition to Yankee, of course, and maybe Old Costanza. I'd require a leaflet on why Poudee looks so lynchworthy, however.

Uncle Leo wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:29 pm

The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 1:19 pm
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Leo

Why pick on Seinfeld of all the Newman lynchers. Picks up on Yankees mogul's phony slander of him, but doesn't act omgusy about it. Ludicrous notion of me and evil hex putting up a fight to distract the crowd. Up your dosage, old geezer!

Why Jerry? because he is the one that sealed Newman's fate by changing his vote (assuming no further actions were taken). If anything, that initial comment was more about me working in Jerry's incredible cousin Jeffrey, you know, at the Parks department.

I don't agree that the idea of goat kisser & evil hex working together is a "ludicrous notion."

I didn't ask what you agree with. In fact I couldn't care less. Get out!

Tim Whatley wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 1:12 pm So I've just about read everything I'm going to and I have 3 specific points of interest.

What are our thoughts on Jerry? He's a troublemaker.

What are our thoughts on Elaine? She's here, but what has she contributed?

What happened to the Soup Nazi voters? What changed your mind?

Posting in front of me, ey?

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Ok, time for a customer review. I'd rather do my job serving soup and enjoy some muhal'labia afterwards, but I hear some of you demanding of me to play whatever we're playing here.

You know what you should be demanding? Soup.

But you can't, can you? Because NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Danny Pooby

Agrees with Lawyer man on Yankees mogul throwing pointless blame on Leo. Empty post.
Prods me for banning awful customers. Decent inquiry.
Exaggerates by considering me suspicious. You go to hell!!
Swift, but lax rebuttal.
Idiotic assumption I would off my best customers.
Suddenly trusts Yankees mogul and distrusts lawyer man, despite one Day earlier having felt the other way around. Unsubstantiated list.
Whatever this means.

Not exactly exemplary - in fact, I doubt he'd be able to order a soup properly without making a mess of himself. But in light of getting so many votes, I can help feeling he might be a low-hanging fruit right now. And I don't like to leave my fruits hanging. I'd smash them promptly to make fine juice out of them. The only post that really made my moustache twitch was that switch to Yankees yay, Lawman nay.

Evil Hex

Pointless survey. I expect her to bite the bullet tonight, considering her claim, plus have no confidence in her pointing her gun at the right person.

Mrs. Costanza

Didn't bother me for any soup, but surprisingly enough thoughts on others, despite the brevity.
Very good profile on me, well done.
Her reads are always short, and I took her more for a gossiper, still none of them made me squint.
Potentially good customer. Come buy my soup!

Buffoon Sr.

Less words than my two wives combined. And they're not allowed to speak in my presence!

Family feud.
Wants my soup.
Voted Kramer why?
Still prods his son, but likes Yankees mogul.
Finally using best leitmotif ever in the goddamn show.
Picks on Pewdie.

Don't understand any on his leads and votes thus far - at least not in a confident way. Son prodding oscillating between roleplay and yelling without doing anything concrete in his direction. Bonus points for endorsing my soup, still, under scrutiny.

Buffoon Jr.

Roleplay or veiled omgus
Disturbed me at work.
Blame throwing back at his bud for the Newman fiasco.
Redeems himself with better questions.
Even more decent inquiry.
Bullsuit
Joins the boo hoo hoo roleplay is hard wagon.

Messy, especially with that hypocritical backlash at Seinfeld. But would also deem it insubstiantial. To make a clear read on him right now would be like trying to squeeze a potato.

Oligarch

Good grief. More talking than when I was in war and Jewish enemies begged me not to [CENSORED BY NBC].

Poke at Leo, of all people. Why?
Voted Newman why?
Jumps on Peterman for jumping on others.
Prods evil witch.
Prods his employee.
Prods Buddy.
Long talk with Seinfeld to make himself look invested.
Prods Costanza.
Vouches for lawyer man.
Vouches for Mrs. Costanza.

I'm seeing too much throwing shade on nearly everyone to feel confident in this rich man working in the citizen's best interest. Those trust reads even came super late, as if to course correct himself. Probably has an affair with Mrs. Costanza, with that lawyer's legal team on standby to sweep it under the rug.

I know this looks like high energy, but I'm not feeling it. Phony, like any business man coming at my door, trying to buy me out.

Lawyer man

Dislikes baseless prodding, yet prods little man for lore. Hrmpf.
Decent pick on Costanza's baseless vote.
Vouches for Mrs. Costanza. Just like Steinbrenner!! What did I tell you?!
Dislikes Yankees mogul picking on nasty woman.
Decent rebuttal.

I disliked his early stuff, but don't have much on his recent bit. Worth a squint.

Jungle Book

What on Earth is this man babbling about. Potential sneaky roleplayer. Either that, or a complete buffoon.

Failed comedian

Too many posts. Not in the mood now. Doesn't get soup, either way.

Leo

Why pick on Seinfeld of all the Newman lynchers. Picks up on Yankees mogul's phony slander of him, but doesn't act omgusy about it. Ludicrous notion of me and evil hex putting up a fight to distract the crowd. Up your dosage, old geezer!

Some pedantic arguing over something I care little about.

That's it? Blech.

I only know one move.

It's showing you the exit.

OUT! OUT!

Oh, I have plenty customers, you witch, enough to form a line across Fifth Avenue.

As for that armoire, you'd better sleep in it from now on or you might find it SMASHED TO PIECES.

What was your interest in voting that Puddle guy, if you switched off him?

Vote me all you want, it's your waste of time and results. I'd rather milk a donkey than let you get any of my soup!!

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:29 pm

David Puddy wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:55 amI can't believe Kramer was killed last night! Even Jerry thought he might get booted from the game as he left us with some inspiring parting words that we ought to lisren to. Mr. Soup seems to be having fun with Jerry around. It could have been Mr. Soup who killed Kramer.

I don't know about this one guys. I'm going to place another Puddy vote.

Looking forward to you switching last minute tomorrow once more.

You lack an actual tone.

George Steinbrenner wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:59 pm

The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:43 am He's after my soups.

This is ludicrous. Big Stein will not stand for this! This accusation is baseless! I've gone on record as a calzone man. I don't need your soup, I don't care how great your soup is. If it's not a calzone I'm not interested. This is a clear attempt to lash out at Big Stein. You after my money? Want a piece of the Yankees? Talk to my secretary, see if we can get your soups served at Yankee Stadium next season. Big Stein's a business man, I'm willing to put this personal issue behind me.

Liar. You know my soup is the best in town and want to get a hold of my recipes and turn it into mass-produced muck for your flag-bickering stadium crowd.

But don't you think for one second I'll allow your secret goons and lackeys any of my soup.

NO SOUP FOR THEM

He's after my soups.

I'm wary of a Seinfeld - Steinbrenner team scenario, in which they're buddying. The latter is a corporate pig, who'd like nothing more than to get my recipes and make water splat out of them for his crowds, plus that failed comedian has been adamant not to pursue any wagon on him previously. And now they're in sync with their leads. At how anemic the rest of the group is, nothing would work better for a scumteam than to take up the reins like so.

Oh, in case you're planning who to remove next and hurt my business, none of you count as my third best customer. You're all awful. Ha-ha! Ha! Ha!

*screams you're bad at her for the entire evening*

"Nah I'm one-shot vigilante"

*ok I believe you - the second after*

Are Americans really that naive?

That witch could have assassinated me, had she actually disposed of a weapon.

Her claim is balderdash.

Lynch her.

Outrageous. My second best customer - even if he voted out my first best customer, as a total doofus.

A most clear attempt to hurt my business.

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, SCUMS.

It's closed, you pinhead.

Look at these two goons distancing from each other. Deplorable.

They must be so irritated because they haven't had any soup today.

Ha-ha! Ha! Ha!

Told you that woman is pure evil.

Didn't even catch Puddy guy mentioning me. He's that inexistent.

NO SOUP FOR HIM TOMORROW

George Costanza wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:33 pm

The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:04 pm I will obviously vote for the worst customer of the day. Such insolence.

Did you vote Elaine for anything specific or just that you have a personal vendetta against her (and to a lesser extent me, and Jerry)?

Yes, it was very specific, unlike your reading skills.

Goddamn woman was running her mouth, acting like throwing pings here and there, then resorted to reading a line off her script and leave her vote planted on me.

I have customers, I have a reputation. Such slander and weakhunting will not be tolerated, not in my line.

I would rather kiss a goat than ever be involved with that horrible woman.

I don't know any Puddy. You switched from him without a care last day. Get out.

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 9:17 pm Thanks for playing NewTraditionalist. Join us again soon!

The worst thing about a crappy Day 1 isn't that it's hard to decide who to vote for. It's that there's close to nothing to analyze about it beyond basically randomized voting. Moving forward we're an entire day phase behind the mafia now, and not just because a civilian was lynched.

Let's do better, or we're not winning this game. It's not good enough.

Look at all this shameful verbal compensating for lynching a citizen.

You are up to no good.

Horrible. You've killed one of my most exemplary customers. Swift moves, always clear with his order, no small talk, biggest jambalaya fan.

This Seinfeld guy is probably trying to run my business into the ground, just like his abominable lady friend.

Well, NO SOUP FOR YOU TODAY AND DAY TWO.

I will obviously vote for the worst customer of the day. Such insolence.

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Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:43 pm

The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:39 pmDisgraceful woman, as expected. Go away, you're keeping the line. OUT!

Lecturing someone on nitpicking for a vote, then using pure roleplay to plant a meaningless one on me. Typical American heathen.

Moves immediately to the right

Holds out money

In a loud, clear voice:

Split pea. Do you suspect Elaine?

Steps to the left

Awaits soup

Do you see split pea on today's menu?

As for that wretched woman, she has proven that her kind is not to be trusted, with her contradictory ways.