The Syndicate

Perd Hapley

Day 5: Fart Attack http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/MovingPictures07/6f96d02b-bf24-4f79-bece-a5001d23fc70_zpsbs4tkzh3.jpg I'm Perd Hapley I'm a reporter of Channel 4 eye witness news, but for the next two hours I'll be the host of this telethon. The story of this next dance is... Oh my, someth...

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Night 4: Oh Captain, My Captain... Ron Swanson, A Swansong http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/MovingPictures07/42592655-ce35-476c-8cac-12f1605322a2_zpsspt6dtrg.png You are watching the news, and I am Perd Hapley reporting the news you are watching. I am here at the Pawnee Public Library with mor...

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Day 4: Nope, Knope http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/MovingPictures07/Perdples_zpstqafojtl.jpg Welcome back to The Perdple's Court. Tonight we've once again listened to the testimony of these witnesses and the jury has cast their votes. Leslie Knope claims that Jerry Gergich is the worst person...

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Night 3: Flu Shot http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/MovingPictures07/42592655-ce35-476c-8cac-12f1605322a2_zpsspt6dtrg.png You are watching the news, and I am Perd Hapley reporting the news you are watching. I am here at the Pawnee Hospital to tell you a shocking story that will shock you. Tonig...

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Day 3 Final Vote Tally [/size] Who is a murderer? Poll ended at Tue Nov 29, 2016 8:00 pm Andy Dwyer 0 No votes Ann Perkins 0 No votes Ben Wyatt 0 No votes Bobby Newport 0 No votes Chris Traeger 6 Ron Swanson (4), Leslie Knope (5), Bobby Newport (7), Jerry Gergich (8), Donna Meagle (10), Jean-Ralphi...

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Day 3: Microchip http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/MovingPictures07/508e2456-720b-49f1-afbd-c486b0257bc4_zpsiezezyxj.jpg Welcome back to Ya Heard? With Perd. I'm Perd Hapley, and I am about to report the news. Pawnee City Manager Chris Traeger has been found dead this evening. While going out o...

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Day 2: Tap Tap Tap http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/MovingPictures07/Perdples_zpstqafojtl.jpg Welcome back to The Perdple's Court. Tonight we've listened to the testimony of these witnesses and the jury has cast their votes. Leslie Knope claims that Jeremy Jamm is a terrible human being and Co...

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The story of this Day phase is that it will end at 8:30PM Eastern time, in 5 minutes. The thread will be locked precisely at that time.

I am now being informed that 'locked' means that none of you will be able to post, but I still will be able to, in order to give you the result.

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Night 1: Mood Stabilizers http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/MovingPictures07/42592655-ce35-476c-8cac-12f1605322a2_zpsspt6dtrg.png I have just been given breaking news tonight out of the Parks and Recreation Department. I'm told that City employee Craig Middlebrooks was found dead at his desk. A...

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Day 1: Councilman Dexhart's Latest Sex Scandal http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/MovingPictures07/42592655-ce35-476c-8cac-12f1605322a2_zpsspt6dtrg.png This is Perd Hapley talking to you now about what's going on today. We're live at City Hall where City Councilman Dexhart is addressing his late...

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The story of today's vote is that four of this game's players missed the vote.

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I do have an update on your time allotment, and that update is that your time is almost gone.

You have 30 minutes to cast your vote.

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Ron Swanson wrote:Also, while not clear if mafia have contact during the Day (Host?)

I have spoken with the giant sock that hosts this game of mafia, and he informed me that the members of the mafia not only have contact behind the scenes with each other during the Night, but also during the Day.

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The Story of This Mafia Game Is That It Is Starting Now http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/MovingPictures07/42592655-ce35-476c-8cac-12f1605322a2_zpsspt6dtrg.png This is Perd Hapley with Channel 4 eyewitness news. Let's begin today's morning show by starting it. I am reporting shocking news as I ...

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I think I am going to be voting for fry as well.

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Sigh, I didn't want to do this, but with three votes on Nixon, I have no choice. Witness my latest invention: the Pocket Evilometer! I've had access to this the entire game, allowing me to determine which of our group is evil! [I am the cop.] Now, my scans were fooled by the evildoer when it came t...

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Fry wrote:Dr. Zoidberg, you lead me to believe something! Well at least you proved to be town in the end.

My pool of suspects:

Richie Nix
Morbo
Nibbler
Proffesor

Calculon, can you confirm you're a Mason with Hermes?

I can confirm.

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Friends, I'll take the accusations of appearing as though I'm hopping on a bandwagon with open arms, but I'm voting Scruffy as well. I did vote him on Day 1 for how he approached his vote for Nibbler and seeing him use that for two more days hasn't made him look any better. Whoop whoop whoop whoop ...

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I believe it to be unwise to vote for the Jamaican! Take it from a professional actor, he is not putting on a show!

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I am going to be voting for the robot devil! His last minute vote on a civilian was not good acting form in the slightest!

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I see you all have got a..."head" start on me while I was away! Hwuwuwuwuwuwueh Let it be known that all perpetrators of violence will be swiftly punished by Vice President Agnew; it is my presidential decree that all bad robots, humans and cyborgs must let their presence be known, or els...

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Hmmm, I wonder what Calculon has calculated as the odds of Hermes actually being evil? He seems to be inert, so we must reintroduce his programming to his body using science! I'll need to get a spare circuit board out of a mechanical goat, but it should work... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzKAr...

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Hmmm, I wonder what Calculon has calculated as the odds of Hermes actually being evil? He seems to be inert, so we must reintroduce his programming to his body using science! I'll need to get a spare circuit board out of a mechanical goat, but it should work... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzKAr...

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You guys, I legitimately think I am the best choice to be paroled. You should seriously vote for me. You won't regret it, trust me. The entire game is on the line. It's over a month in the making. This is not a decision that anyone is going to take lightly. If you have something to offer, you're go...

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What a bizarre end to a wild day. It seems our time with you will be even shorter than last time. While I would very much appreciate your vote in the parole poll, I also feel that I must vouch for a handful of my peers. I will provide you with summaries of the best choices for parole in short order...

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Also, am I the only one amused that it says "patsy" under a photo of George Bluth?

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You guys, I legitimately think I am the best choice to be paroled. You should seriously vote for me. You won't regret it, trust me.

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MovingPictures07 wrote:
You may campaign for your own parole via thread content all you want though.

Oh believe me, I'm on it.

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Hosts: May we vote to parole ourselves?

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There's no way chaindeath is a cop. Parole me, Chaindeath, and I will help you n your struggle!

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All right, how's everybody doing? I'm here now, so you can all relax.

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One. Final answer.

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The question is not "who is the warden" but rather "who will the other team think we think is the warden." With that in mind, I think we should say Epignosis.

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219 for sure.

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I'll agree with 813.

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Mi piace quello film molto. Fantastico!

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Ecco la musica degli italiani!

Spoiler: show

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Prisoner 277058 wrote:Yo quiero Taco Bell

Anch'io.

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*io non parlo. Scusate.

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Io sono felice che io posso parlare un poco di Russo, Francese, Spagnolo, e Tedesco. Ma io non parlare niente di Cinese.

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É questo basta per tu, MP, o vorresti mi continuare?

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Ed adesso solamente uno posta di piú. Che facile!

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Fortunalmente, io ho studiato d'Italiano nel universitá (ma solementa uno anno) e io anche so un poco della studia di musica. Sforzando! Prestissimo! Ritardando!

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Io sono molto felice stare nel questo prigione con mi amici.

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Bouna sera, ragazzi! Come va?

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Synonym 2 wrote:omg wait, JJJ 2 was Long Con? He was actually on my side I think lmao.

Gonna consider my vengeance extracted on his sock then. We good, my man.

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Dom 2 wrote:
Cookie 2 wrote:Went with American Gods, it was a good book.
Agreed.

Agreed. I liked Good Omens much more though.

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I have no new friends, but it's good to see Long Con 2 go as a baddie!

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Hello, my name is JJJ2, and I am definitely not a doctor!

I asked LC2 that same question and he never answered. Well, a similar question. Maybe a different question altogether! But it was relevant. I'll vote LC2 again!

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Crappy result. Looks like this Long Con takes after his namesake. Did you switch the lynch to GamerGuy LC?

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