Day 5: Fart Attack
I'm Perd Hapley I'm a reporter of Channel 4 eye witness news, but for the next two hours I'll be the host of this telethon.
The story of this next dance is...
Oh my, something is occurring that is interrupting my dance. It seems an older gentleman is clutching at his chest. It almost looks as if he is experiencing chest pains. And oh... oh my. The story now is that it appears he is passing gas. He is passing large amounts of gas. So much that this reporter can no longer report the news of this... fart attack.
We'll resume after these commercial messages.
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