The Syndicate

Julinook

I've hardly even had internet access since I did, so I didn't follow along and dunno who to vote for for MVP.

Julinook

I mean, from the context it is clear this victory has been clamped over here.

Julinook

Hermes Conrad wrote:Welp dat was easy....everybody voted yestahday, and all de people who didn't vote for dah top 2 vote-gettahs voted Nibblah.

Robot Mafia, were you around yestahday aftah placing your original vote? I see you could've made it a clear shot for Zapp instead of dah tie we got. Seems awfully ballsy of yah.

Same question to Scruffy and Bendah, although modified: were you around latah in dah day to be able to change yah vote if you'd wanted?

I am not at liberty to discuss these matters.

Julinook

These filthy scabs show me great disrespect with this successful attempt on my life. Get 'em, Clamps.

... Clamps? Clamps!?

Julinook

After due reconsideration of the current ongoing situation I have elected to change my vote to Nibbler.

Julinook

I do not sense appropriate levels of eagerness or aggression among these people here. Are we all going to just sit on our clamps while these no good thugs pick us off one by one or are we going to make some explosions of our own, huh?

Julinook

Hermes Conrad wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
Hermes Conrad wrote:
Fry wrote:Oh my god I'm really in the future! I missed the day 1 voting phase and it's already day 2!

I'm going to find out who did this to Leela.

Also there is no way Robot Mafia isn't Mafia. Is there?
Wot makes ya say dat, Fry?
You seem eager to agree with the assertion that I am responsible for our misfortune. I do not like your behavior to this point, Hermes Conrad.
I didn't agree, mon! I just asked why. Chill out, mebee try some reefah!

Zapp Brannigan wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
Professor Farnsworth wrote:There we go! Now, I want to talk about this Zapp Brannigan. He claimed to vote for the Robot Mafia to save Amy, even though the arithmetic made no contribution to her safety. If he truly believed in Amy's innocence—well, in terms of the explosion, anyway—why didn't he vote for Nibbler, which would have kept her out of the lead? All bluster and no action, this one. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
We had not even computed the space captain's vote for us as we were more concerned with the Robot Devil's preposterous accusations around the same time, but upon retroactive examination your point appears valid. Brannigan's vote did nothing except for keep him away from the real activity that was going on. This does not compute.
Egad, you monsters killed the only beautiful woman left in this party! Now it's a veritable sausage fest.

I voted for that fat machine and his not-sexy friends because it's my job as the heroic space captain to save the babe! I mean day!

I of course knew Amy was innocent all along! Never a doubt had crossed my mind. That was a given! The bigger question is, why are you quacks so quick to throw around the blame?

I don't like that small monkey-looking thing at all to begin with! Truthfully, he was next on my list of things to be eradicated by my mighty spaceship! Kif, quick! Give me a reason to vote for this Nibbler creature that doesn't look like blatantly covering my tail!
Wait wait wait! So Robot Mafia, you be agreein' wit de professah now? Two hours aftah he posted dat point, you called him out fah not contributin' to de discussion. Which is it?

And Zapp, if yah were so sure Amy was innocent, why didn't yah tie da vote when yah had de chance? I tink dat's baloney.

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Friends, I don't disagree with the reasoning behind this lynch, since attempting to save Amy without voting for the second top lynch candidate is quite interesting, but if I recall correctly, this Zapp Brannigan woman had a thing for Amy. Could he have placed his vote out of love?

(Roleplay aside - could Zapp have voted against lynching Amy for roleplay purposes although he/she agreed she was the most suspicious and fully expected her to be lynched?)

Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!
Dis seems fah-fetched to me. I mean, strictly speaking I guess it's possible, but I would nevah do it, and I suspect most uddahs wouldn't eithah.

Oh I'm sorry, I had not realized processing new information was a violation of the terms and conditions. I will go back to blindly accusing everyone for being suspiciously quiet now.

Julinook

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
Hermes Conrad wrote:
Fry wrote:Oh my god I'm really in the future! I missed the day 1 voting phase and it's already day 2!

I'm going to find out who did this to Leela.

Also there is no way Robot Mafia isn't Mafia. Is there?
Wot makes ya say dat, Fry?
You seem eager to agree with the assertion that I am responsible for our misfortune. I do not like your behavior to this point, Hermes Conrad.
I don't see how Hermes response to Fry could lead you to this conclusion, I definitely do not see what Hermes said as agreement at all.

Friends, I am placing a vote on the Robot Mafia. Though as I said, Zapp looks good too.

You think this computes over here? What possible reason could you have for suspecting us, the Robot Mafia?

Julinook

Zapp Brannigan wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:The Donbot don't like a whole lot of sudden movement against that there captain. He says to cool your jets.
This titillating robot makes little sense! Why would he vote for me and then tell others to not vote for me?

With all due respect I am frankly bamboozled by your inability to understand the point that Joey Mousepad was trying to get across therein. While it is true that I have voted for you, my desire is not and never has been to deter others away from doing the same; it was only my humble intention to remind others that there is no pressing need to make an immediate decision on the issue at hand. I can therefore make one of two assumptions about your position in this dilemma: the first being that you either misunderstood my position, or the second being that you have been willfully misguided in your approach to interpreting the actions of others, namely myself. I have no desire to change my vote at this time.

Julinook

The Donbot don't like a whole lot of sudden movement against that there captain. He says to cool your jets.

Julinook

Zapp Brannigan, meet Clamps.

Julinook

Richard Nixon's Head wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
Bender wrote:Good move killing a human. Stupid humans. Where my non human lifeforms at!?!?!

As for the perpetrators of these hilariously heinous acts...don't get between me and my vices! I need outta this bubble. Just give me time to figure out which humans I hate more after the Day 1 activities.

-Bender Bending Rodriguez
I like this guy's lack of style.
Your prejudices are what's bringing down this country.

Friends, headless friends, and full-bodied heads alike: we must stop this robot Mafia scum and all robots alike before they realizes how fragile humans really are and stage a coup! Vote Robot Mafia. I want to make New New York great again, starting with building a giant wall-

Oh- what's that? My mic's on?

Oh.

I would like to redact what I said earlier about robots being all scum. I don't need another Watergate, Vote for me for the election, not to be killed.

Aroooooooooooooo

The Donbot says you better change that vote unless you want somebody to put the clamps on your campaign funding, if you know what he means.

Julinook

Nibbler, Hermes, and Zapp are three players I believe to be capable of horrendous deeds such as the ones we are currently investigating. I recommend some sort of violent actions be taken against them.

Julinook

Professor Farnsworth wrote:There we go! Now, I want to talk about this Zapp Brannigan. He claimed to vote for the Robot Mafia to save Amy, even though the arithmetic made no contribution to her safety. If he truly believed in Amy's innocence—well, in terms of the explosion, anyway—why didn't he vote for Nibbler, which would have kept her out of the lead? All bluster and no action, this one. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

We had not even computed the space captain's vote for us as we were more concerned with the Robot Devil's preposterous accusations around the same time, but upon retroactive examination your point appears valid. Brannigan's vote did nothing except for keep him away from the real activity that was going on. This does not compute.

Julinook

Hermes Conrad wrote:
Fry wrote:Oh my god I'm really in the future! I missed the day 1 voting phase and it's already day 2!

I'm going to find out who did this to Leela.

Also there is no way Robot Mafia isn't Mafia. Is there?
Wot makes ya say dat, Fry?

You seem eager to agree with the assertion that I am responsible for our misfortune. I do not like your behavior to this point, Hermes Conrad.

Julinook

Fry wrote:Oh my god I'm really in the future! I missed the day 1 voting phase and it's already day 2!

I'm going to find out who did this to Leela.

Also there is no way Robot Mafia isn't Mafia. Is there?

Whoa hold on there Red. Are yous trying to come after the Donbot? I recommend turning around and walking away pronto like.

He's champin' for a clampin'!

Julinook

Bender wrote:Good move killing a human. Stupid humans. Where my non human lifeforms at!?!?!

As for the perpetrators of these hilariously heinous acts...don't get between me and my vices! I need outta this bubble. Just give me time to figure out which humans I hate more after the Day 1 activities.

-Bender Bending Rodriguez

I like this guy's lack of style.

Julinook

Professor Farnsworth wrote:Sweet, stupid Amy. I can hardly believe she's gone. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Though I suppose I can harvest Hedonismbot for various spare parts. Science marches on!

This senile old man is babbling on about nonsense again with no regards for furthering the ongoing discussion about who is responsible for the explosion which has devastated our planet. I do not like his lack of focus or his disrespect for the dead. Hedonismbot was a noble machine, please treat his parts with some respect.

Julinook

https://theinfosphere.org/The_Late_Philip_J._Fry

Julinook

You are clearly responsible for this explosion.

Julinook

Hermes Conrad wrote:
Professor Farnsworth wrote:
Hermes Conrad wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote: Get a load of this guy, huh? Telling us what to do but not doing anything about it.

Robot Mafia wrote:The general lack of noisiness on this planet is causing my hard drive boil. Joey Mousepad, I want you to find some answers.

Sure thing, boss.
Deez sings are related, mon! How am I supposed to do someting when nobody's talkin'?

Guess I'll start off de suspishionizin' too: Farnsworth said he agreed wit Robot Mafia, but his post also reads dat he tinks my claim makes me look bad! Robot-Mon actually sed it made me look good. So dat's a contradiction.

Also, most people reacted in some way to me claim, but Amy joked it off and left it at dat. It gets mah jeeblahs jangling' just a bit.
That's Professor Farnsworth to you, simpleton! I agreed with my rotund robot friend and his clamping associate that your claim to evil seemed premature. Which means I believe you're not actually evil. I know double negatives are complicated, but I'm afraid you'll have to use... MATH.
I'm an accountant, mon! We can't do math!

Voted Amy. I was cool runnin' short on time and of my previous two suspicions she's de only one who had any votes. It's a little weak, but #Day1Problems.

The Donbot says your lack of confidence makes you look weak, and weak men often have something to hide. What are you hiding over there?

Julinook

Robot Devil wrote:Robot Mafia chose to question me instead of accepting my deal.

It is correct that we came to the aforementioned decision with regards to your proposition. We have no reason not to consider you a potential suspect in our ongoing investigation; to be negligent of this would be ludicrous at this time.

The Donbot don't like it that you're accusing him of any wrongdoing over here. We don't trust no one what doesn't trust us.

Julinook

I respect Morbo due to the fact of his violent candor. I will wait for him to give his explanation before computing this evidence against him.

Julinook

What, the great space captain can't say anything bad unless it is about a person who is not able to hear him? You should see Clamps and the two of you can talk about this.

Julinook

The lack of votes in the poll at this time concerns me.

Julinook

Zapp Brannigan wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
Zapp Brannigan wrote:Quite frankly, I find it offensive that not a single one of you has bothered to talk about me! My legions of fans consist of every person in the galaxy! Surely that must include some of you? I don't know much about math, I pay people for that!
Get a load of the ball bearings on this guy! He thinks we should be talking about him even though he hasn't given us a single thing to talk about. Joey Mousepad and Clamps are offended that you've not said a word.
Oh, why there's plenty of things you can talk about me! My... ravishing charm, and dastardly good looks, for example!

Kif, what else could they be talking about?

Your, uh, excellent leadership skills, sir.

Yes! Alien babes love me! Possibly even robots! I haven't decided yet.

If you are as much of a lady's man as you tell me that you are then you should have no trouble explaining to me how you feel about the martian girl, Amy Wong.

Julinook

Zapp Brannigan wrote:Quite frankly, I find it offensive that not a single one of you has bothered to talk about me! My legions of fans consist of every person in the galaxy! Surely that must include some of you? I don't know much about math, I pay people for that!

Get a load of the ball bearings on this guy! He thinks we should be talking about him even though he hasn't given us a single thing to talk about. Joey Mousepad and Clamps are offended that you've not said a word.

Julinook

Morbo wrote:MORBO HAS NO ISSUE WITH THE DONBOT! MORBO WISHES TO HEAR MORE FROM THE RAT!

The rat is not here at this present time, so in the meantime why don't you and Clamps exchange some data about the Professor and the martian girl.

Clamps... clamps... Clamps. Clamps!

Julinook

Robot Devil wrote:I rather think we could strike a deal, Robot Mafia. I shall give you your army of the damned and not vote for you and in return I ask just one thing, just one itty-bitty thing: your firstborn son!

Oh, and that you don't vote for me.

And what is my personal benefit from this supposed deal, eh?

Julinook

Morbo wrote:
Scruffy wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
Scruffy wrote:
Nibbler wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
So you think it was this guy what says he's the godfather?

I do not. Whoever did this is likely to be incognito at this time.
As a Nibblonian with higher intellectual powers and the ability to disguise myself as cute and loveable, I have investigated the claim and found it faulty. I've seen this kind of thing before. It's meant to stir discussion and it has achieved it's objective.

Now, if you'll excuse me, the litter box awaits.
Hmmm... Scruffy thinks that the Chewing Rat is upto no good. Disguises be bad. Stiring discussion is good, but pointing it out an'leaving at that? Hmmmm...
Yo, I ain't never seen you here before. What sort of a problem do you have with this cuddly fuzzy rat?
I've never seen you here neither...

Tell me, what did that rodent gain from pointin that out?
THE DELICIOUS RODENT WISHED TO POINT OUT THAT THE PUNY JAMAICAN HUMAN WANTED DISCUSSION! HOWEVER, THE RODENT WAS TOO QUICK TO DETERMINE HERMES' INNOCENCE! ANYONE CLAIMING TO BE MAFIA SHOULD BE EXAMINED CLOSELY TO FIGURE OUT THEIR MOTIVES, SUCH AS PLANNING TO INVADE EARTH, FOR INSTANCE!

Are you trying to threaten the Donbot over here? Perhaps my associate Clamps and I should take you out back and teach you a lesson about properly respecting your superiors.

Julinook

You make a good point, Joey. I like the old man's complete craziness, but it is not out of the question that he is responsible for causing the previous explosion of which we were all victims. For now, however, I am content to put a vote on the martian girl until she tells us all why she is here and what she thinks about it. Amy Wong

Julinook

Professor Farnsworth wrote:
Hermes Conrad wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote: Get a load of this guy, huh? Telling us what to do but not doing anything about it.

Robot Mafia wrote:The general lack of noisiness on this planet is causing my hard drive boil. Joey Mousepad, I want you to find some answers.

Sure thing, boss.
Deez sings are related, mon! How am I supposed to do someting when nobody's talkin'?

Guess I'll start off de suspishionizin' too: Farnsworth said he agreed wit Robot Mafia, but his post also reads dat he tinks my claim makes me look bad! Robot-Mon actually sed it made me look good. So dat's a contradiction.

Also, most people reacted in some way to me claim, but Amy joked it off and left it at dat. It gets mah jeeblahs jangling' just a bit.
That's Professor Farnsworth to you, simpleton! I agreed with my rotund robot friend and his clamping associate that your claim to evil seemed premature. Which means I believe you're not actually evil. I know double negatives are complicated, but I'm afraid you'll have to use... MATH.

Maybe you know he's not evil because you are evil. What's that you got in that there box over there?

Julinook

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:I'm here, friends! Since nobody else seems to want to stick their head out and place a vote, why not Zoidberg? I'm planting a vote for Scruffy since I find the way he called out Nibbler for stirring discussion to be a bit unnecessary.

Hooray, I'm useful!

I feel you show me disrespect by your failure to acknowledge the vote I placed on Hermes, lobster.

Julinook

Hermes Conrad wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote: Get a load of this guy, huh? Telling us what to do but not doing anything about it.

Robot Mafia wrote:The general lack of noisiness on this planet is causing my hard drive boil. Joey Mousepad, I want you to find some answers.

Sure thing, boss.
Deez sings are related, mon! How am I supposed to do someting when nobody's talkin'?

Guess I'll start off de suspishionizin' too: Farnsworth said he agreed wit Robot Mafia, but his post also reads dat he tinks my claim makes me look bad! Robot-Mon actually sed it made me look good. So dat's a contradiction.

Also, most people reacted in some way to me claim, but Amy joked it off and left it at dat. It gets mah jeeblahs jangling' just a bit.

The martian girl seems scared to say anything over here. You think we should show her the clamps?

Julinook

Scruffy wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
Scruffy wrote:
Nibbler wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
So you think it was this guy what says he's the godfather?

I do not. Whoever did this is likely to be incognito at this time.
As a Nibblonian with higher intellectual powers and the ability to disguise myself as cute and loveable, I have investigated the claim and found it faulty. I've seen this kind of thing before. It's meant to stir discussion and it has achieved it's objective.

Now, if you'll excuse me, the litter box awaits.
Hmmm... Scruffy thinks that the Chewing Rat is upto no good. Disguises be bad. Stiring discussion is good, but pointing it out an'leaving at that? Hmmmm...
Yo, I ain't never seen you here before. What sort of a problem do you have with this cuddly fuzzy rat?
I've never seen you here neither...

Tell me, what did that rodent gain from pointin that out?

The one thing I did find suspicious was how he what said the potato man's claim achieved its goal and what have you, but I'm not sure what he achieved over here.

Julinook

Scruffy wrote:
Nibbler wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
So you think it was this guy what says he's the godfather?

I do not. Whoever did this is likely to be incognito at this time.
As a Nibblonian with higher intellectual powers and the ability to disguise myself as cute and loveable, I have investigated the claim and found it faulty. I've seen this kind of thing before. It's meant to stir discussion and it has achieved it's objective.

Now, if you'll excuse me, the litter box awaits.
Hmmm... Scruffy thinks that the Chewing Rat is upto no good. Disguises be bad. Stiring discussion is good, but pointing it out an'leaving at that? Hmmmm...

Yo, I ain't never seen you here before. What sort of a problem do you have with this cuddly fuzzy rat?

Julinook

The general lack of noisiness on this planet is causing my hard drive boil. Joey Mousepad, I want you to find some answers.

Sure thing, boss.

Julinook

Hermes Conrad wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:Due to a lack of more sufficient evidence at this time I desire to further question this Hermes Conrad about his stated Mafioso tendencies. His claim infringes on my livelihood and threatens to disrupt the well-being of this entire operation. It is not clear to me what he was hoping to accomplish with that maneuver. Clamps, I think you know what to do.

NOT DAH CLAMPS, MON! I may like puneeshment, but not dat sort!

We gotta quiet bunch here. Almost as quiet as the crowd at de Olympic Stadium when I went unda a bah only 3 inches offa dah ground! We gotta decide who we votin' fah at some point.

Get a load of this guy, huh? Telling us what to do but not doing anything about it.

I'm greasing up my hoozits

Julinook

Professor Farnsworth wrote:
Hermes Conrad wrote:Ras H. Safari! What's going' on in 'eah?

Poor Lila!

Since we're supposed to be role dumpin', allow me to break de ice: I am a Mafia Godfaddah. Debate.
Poor Hermes! All that space marijuana must have scrambled his brain! A Grade 36 Bureaucrat would never use the indefinite article "a" instead of the definite article "the" when describing a one-of-a-kind position. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm afraid I must agree with the Robot Mafia.

It is duly noted that you have a stated agreement with myself but I can not compute what you agree with. Do not force Clamps to have to make an inquisition of your person, old man.

Julinook

Due to a lack of more sufficient evidence at this time I desire to further question this Hermes Conrad about his stated Mafioso tendencies. His claim infringes on my livelihood and threatens to disrupt the well-being of this entire operation. It is not clear to me what he was hoping to accomplish with that maneuver. Clamps, I think you know what to do.

Julinook

Hedonismbot wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:Now it has come to my attention that recently there was an explosion in the vicinity of this planet upon which we are currently located. I intend to find out who did this and plug 'em. Then unplug 'em.

So you think it was this guy what says he's the godfather?

I do not. Whoever did this is likely to be incognito at this time.
I to express grave doubts about that doughy Jamaican's claim. No doubt he is the sort who revels in punishment for its own sake. I've known a few of the sort, believe me...

Hey Donbot, should I show this guy the clamps?

Not yet, Clamps. I'm afraid he might enjoy it.

Julinook

Now it has come to my attention that recently there was an explosion in the vicinity of this planet upon which we are currently located. I intend to find out who did this and plug 'em. Then unplug 'em.

So you think it was this guy what says he's the godfather?

I do not. Whoever did this is likely to be incognito at this time.

Julinook

Hermes Conrad wrote:Ras H. Safari! What's going' on in 'eah?

Poor Lila!

Since we're supposed to be role dumpin', allow me to break de ice: I am a Mafia Godfaddah. Debate.

Yo Donbot, are you seeing this over here? The potato man what thinks he's you.

I am sure he means me no disrespect. If it happens again it may become necessary to take matters into our own hands using violence.

THE CLAMPS!

Julinook

From the context it is clear this game has begun. These are my associates, Joey Mousepad and Clamps, and we are the Robot Mafia: the entire Robot Mafia. We are here to determine which of you intend to us bodily harm to our collective circuits.

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