The Syndicate

Quokka

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What the holy fuck???

Quokka

Boogs wrote:
Bullzeye wrote:
LoRab wrote:Dammit. I hate being wrong.
Me too. I don't understand why he changed his vote to JC at the last minute though. At first I thought he had a lynch switch or something but since he clearly didn't I'm not sure what his aim was there other than to make himself less saveable.
^

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean

Only being able to post at night means I have to catch up. See you soon, living

Quokka

No, Epi~this is my role, you bad bunny. Now really, beauty sleep.

Quokka

This was what made the LORB laugh the hardest the first time she saw this film:

"neither count to two, excepting that thou then proceed to three"

Although the LORB may have been under the influence of greenery at the time. It was a long time ago.

But "four thou shalt not count" is also pretty awesome. Now seriously a faux diety needs her beauty sleep

Quokka

I am not threatening you, I am stating facts. Meat Puppet spent a lot of time and effort trying to get the baddies to NK her, and silence her and block her, so they would not NK/silence/block the civvies. She managed to eliminate a serial killer, and to ... leave some roles affected by their own power.

I strongly suggest the civvies read up on the cases against the poor meat puppet who worked so hard for you, and consider lynching those who seemed most invested in her death.

killing God, you guys are the suck

Off to drown my sorrows in Holy Water

Quokka

*Waits while Llama PMs the hosts*

All God wishes is that you read Gods role, and determine why God may have acted as she did. Draw a few conclusions. God could still be trying to draw the NKs, since she could not be NKed, or targeted in any way. Not every night, but a few nights, she did a damn fine job~ but Nooo, you all had to lynch her~ she worked hard for you. She just wants some recognition. And some revenge.

I will see you during the next night period~ and I hope to see you make some better choices this time~

Linki~ yeah, me too. I love those guys.

Quokka

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder & stronger

Linki~ you know it girlfriend

Quokka

See that role secret? I sure can, Ungulate. Probably should not have been so eager to lynch me

Quokka

"Bye"? I don't think so. Now I am never going away

Perhaps GOD will forgive you your trespasses...perhaps not. Lynching GOD may have been a mistake on your parts, regardless of how the Lllama tries to couch it in optimistic terms. GOD may be sick of this sacrificial lamb shit, has that occurred to any of you?

Has anyone read GODS role, as asked quite piteously by my meat puppet? Has anyone perchance seen what said meat puppet may have seen? Or even what she begged you to look for as she was going down?

Notice that "secret"?

Quokka

Can you make a deal with GOD?

Quokka

Assholes~ no heaven for you

Quokka

Tonight I present unto you, foolish & weak followers, THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

The LORB is displeased and will not be seeking homage in order to hand out public boons tomorrow night. I am deeply distressed. I send unto you the Spanish Inquisition. They have nice red uniforms, and a fanatical devition to the Pope, who is quite the splendid fellow. Fear, surprise & ruthless efficiency. Fear them.

The direction this thread appears to be moving for tomorrow is not the direction I believe to be the correct one. The correct direction will nab us more evildoers; the current direction will turn the game over to sinners in the night.

The LORB wishes to hear opinions, rather than all of you weak vessels providing the LORB with pleasing fripperies & cunning little offerings. While I like fripperies & offerings, I doubt that anything this group offers up to me will be pleasing unto me. I want a head on a plate, and NOT the head it seems that you propose to deliver unto me.

And back in the day, the capital of Assyria was Ninevah.

Quokka

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
GOD wrote:The LORB may have a change of heart. Today I want groveling. And toast.
How does ham and jam in Spamalot toast sound? It even include a reference to the film you starred in.

I will forgive you for saying I was an annoying distraction, nom nom nom.

Look, a squirrel!

Quokka

ברכות מיס הרב . אתה יכול לעשות את השבחים שלךלמארחיםבעברית , אם תרצה. זה כמו חתיכת הבית קטנה יהיה

And that foul Rabbit was a killer, countless bones lay about his evil lair. You are better off without him and his wee pink nose. Has no one any toast for the LORB?

Quokka

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
DisgruntledPorcupine wrote:MERRILY MARVELOUS MYSTERY MOMENT

What is the sum of all people who got Zoot, Galahad, or Robin in the survey?

PM both hosts your guess.
I'm trying to respond to posts, and you and the LORB are distracting. grrr

Bullzeye wrote:
Sup God? I thought you didn't like grovelling? Thanks for the boon I find there are no words adequate enough to praise the glorious, wonderful, magnificent overlords that are our lovely hosts in this game.

The LORB may have a change of heart. Today I want groveling. And toast.

Quokka

Bullzeye wrote:I wonder if the good Lord will show up tonight. I'm super tired so I hope I don't miss him. Or her. Whichever.

Ask and you shall receive

The LORB is returned. Having perused your offerings from the other night, I have decided to shine my light upon YOU, Bullzeye. I have granted you a boon. You will not know what it is until games end, but with luck you will benefit from it.

Since the only LORBS more Magnificent than I, DP & Roxy, have graciously allowed me to be here, I would like to see some words of praise for them. It may be in any form you like, but the more praiseful, the better. The next night I have a boon, I will extend it to the best praise of our Hosts.

THE LORB HAS SPOKEN

You may now grovel.

Quokka

Also impressive

I the LORB/D officially declare all vote missers to be newts. I cannot promise you will get better.

Quokka

Made, MovingPictures do not answer prayers. Do not be deceived by Johnny come lately Gods. Perhaps you need to learn some Zen. Perhaps focus and discipline might help you. Consider it. Llama has the right of it; bring the unrighteous before us, that we may judge them rather than you.

And that is an impressive parchment, Llama. The LORB is pleased.

Quokka

I am the LORB (Lord of the Bible) and the LORD in general, thou shalt not ridicule my followers for typos. You of all people should get that, SVS.

If I see so much as one LOL, you cannot be a bear. So I have said, so it will be. Unless you bring me a nice parchment, with fancy curlicues on it, and perhaps some wax and ribbons. That might make up for it.

Quokka

thellama73 wrote:Is this is?

I was quite overcome with the Beer & the Pub, my child. This is nice, Harrison Ford was one of my better creations. You have my Holy Approval, you shall Henceforth be the Keeper of the Fleece, my son. You already are a Llama, there is not much more awesomeness I can do for you.

A word to the wise, though. The Grail actually is all shiny and encrusted with jewels.

Quokka

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
GOD wrote:The Lord asks that you show me pictures and tell me tales of the Holy Grail. You too can be a marmot
Silly GOD™, you gave it to the French, remember?

Indeed. This is why I seek pictures of it, I miss the ol' knick knack.

I had this made for you, since you were so sporting the other night.

Quokka

Dana wrote:
GOD wrote:The Lord also solicits opinions on those who missed the vote. Perhaps THEY will be turned into newts.
I would like to be a newt. Where do I apply?

You missed the vote, did you not? Consider yourself a Newt

And the Holy Grill looks like fun, Mr. Rearranger, perhaps we can arrange to meet there and hoist a Holy Grail brew with Bullzeye?

Also being a Man is not better, that was a translation error. Still having problems getting people to accept that.

Quokka

S~V~S wrote:I was wondering why Made was so calm leading up to the lynch.

Um, I don't want to be a marmot. I might like to be a bear though

Linki, LOL

Ifyou please me with offerings of Grails, I might consider this request. Just stop with the "LOLs"; it gets nerve wracking after a time.

Bullzeye wrote:Here is a holy grail for you Mr God sir:

As for a tale, well, by looking on the page this picture comes from I see the holy grail is actually produced by a beer company my granddad used to deliver for up until not too long ago. Apparently it's nothing special but whoever reviewed it clearly disregarded the fact that as I'm within six degrees of separation from this ale named after the holy grail it is in fact awesome by association.

Linki - I have this to say: Hello!

Hmm, this is stiff competition for the favor of the LORD. If you really want to be a bear, you need to try harder.

What boon would you ask of the LORD, Bullzeye?

Quokka

I know you sought me the other day, Bullzeye, my child. What have you to say to THE LORD?

Quokka

I disapprove of the killing of innocent Persons

Especially in tricksy ways that cannot be traced. Someone will not be getting angel wings.

Please the Lord, and Good Things may come your way

The Lord asks that you show me pictures and tell me tales of the Holy Grail. You too can be a marmot

The Lord also solicits opinions on those who missed the vote. Perhaps THEY will be turned into newts.

Quokka

Epignosis wrote:I for one am not impressed with God's grammar. Comma splices and missing apostrophes...come on, Lord.

Then again, your given name doesn't even have vowels.

Bet you didn't even make it past first grade.

And God for one is not impressed by your mockery

The sin of PRIDE, as evidenced by arrogance and by being judgmental will not get you into the Kingdom of Heaven, my boy. Just sayin' Nor will it get you the Lords' largesse.

METALMARSH you have pleased the Lord well. You have gained something of me. You will not know what it was until games end, and I had only the one to give out this night. But with luck it will be to your benefit.

I shall return to you during the next night.

Quokka

BOOGS!!!!

Quokka

A Parting Gift, Metalmarsh Formerly a Newt

Quokka

Metalmarsh89 wrote:This thread is so full of sexual typos and misreads. It's driving me bonkers. And my windows are steaming up.

Linki: Lol

And wonderful news Lord. Shall I transcribe it on parchment and send it to your home, which I'm sure is lovely? Where shall I address it to?

It is a Gentlemens Agreement, surely the Lord of All and a Marmot Formerly a Newt need no parchments.

And Mr Boogs, I can make no promises, free will, you know.

Alas my span for this evening has been met.

Quokka

I am aware of no Birds With Teeth in the Catalogue of Creation, so feel free to be unsure whether or no you believe in me. I am unsure whether or not I believe in you.

Omniscient as I am, this thread is a formidable and daunting task.

I HAVE A QUEST FOR YOU ALL:

You must give me a synopsis of this thread, in your own words, with perhaps some little bits of decoration.

Metalmarsh, you please me. You may be a marmot.

Quokka

"Orally"?? "Lust"??

What in My Name has been going on down here while I was on Holiday in Nice?

And no, Metalmarsh, you arse kisser. You know I find the Psalms depressing.

Quokka

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Oh Lord, I avert my eyes.

STOP GROVELING!!

Quokka

Made wrote:
juliets wrote:Everyone, we will be driving to the lake for labor day weekend tomorrow so i will be in the car until about 9:00pm. If I'm able to come on tomorrow I know there will be a billion pages to catch up on and thats what I'll do. I'll be on normally, which means in and out, for the time I am there.
You'll probably be fine, can't see people talking too much during night.

Thou hast intrigued me young mortal. Posts, I demand posts, posts of all kinds, big posts, little posts. Perhaps a nice post with Polka Dots or striped with pink.

It has come to the divine attention that this Llama person feels he has grown his OWN MOUSTACHE. Who does he think GAVE him such a powerful moustache producing face?

There is not enough respect in this thread. I must have lackeys consult the Book of Armaments whilst I read this thread to see what other toys I have in stock.

The Syndicate

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