The Syndicate

Tings I nevah tought I would say: votin' Nixon.

He cleahly didn't realize dat I claimed earliah, and if he's bad den dat explains why I'm still alive today. Also he's de only one left besides me who didn't vote Zapp on Day 2.

Again, I have no special knowledge, so don't follow me blindly, but dat's mah 2 cents.

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:

Hermes Conrad wrote:Hey, Zoidberg unvoted! Anybody know why? Is it just a paceholdah sohe doesn't get in trouble fah not votin' in case he fahgets? Or some type ah weird strategy?

My dear friend Hermes, I unvoted because I no longer wish to lynch you! I just do not yet know where I want my vote to go instead. I believe we still have a day, yes?

Yes, you are right, Lobstahmon! I just was wonderin'.

Hey, Zoidberg unvoted! Anybody know why? Is it just a paceholdah sohe doesn't get in trouble fah not votin' in case he fahgets? Or some type ah weird strategy?

Fry wrote:

Nibbler wrote:Fry-I voted to lynch both Zapp and Robot Devil. I started the Zapp train and went after Robot Devil early as well. Tell me again why I would do that if I was on the same team as them?

I thought in these here website if one of your teammates win your faction wins Syndicate points, so people here bus each other more.

I will vote for Scruffy! I still think my role-story-alignment case is awesome!

Dat's a good point, Fry! No one can be immune from suspicion.

I will vote fah de Professah. Again, it's pure gut, but I feel more strongly about him den Scruffy.

Fry wrote:

Morbo wrote:

Fry wrote:My pool of suspects based on most to least suspicious:

Scruffy
Professor Farnsworth
Nibbler
Morbo

This is all based on the voting tallies, mind you.

MORBO VOTED TO LYNCH BOTH PUNY VILLAINS! HE FINDS YOUR SUSPICION CONFUSING!

HOWEVER, THE DELIVERY HUMAN IS CORRECT THAT THIS JANITING HUMAN HAS AVOIDED VOTING FOR THE MAFIA, AND HAS OFFERED LITTLE IN THE WAY OF REASONING FOR HIS VOTES!

As I said, one of my suspicions hinge on people(or aliens or robots) not being a part of the Planet Express being scum. Ain't my fault you work for the news networks! Don't worry, you, Nibbler and Professor Farnsworth are way behind Scruffy from my vote.

Fry, MP most often randomizes his roles. So dis is possible, but I find it unlikely.

I would say de same about Zoidberg's theory dat someone is killin' robots fah roleplaying reasons. Two of de kills were de other majah lynch candidate when his teammates were lynched - dose were almost definitely game-motivated, since de survivahs were more or less confirmed civs at dat point. So possible, but waaay unlikely in mah book.

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:

Hermes Conrad wrote:Since nobody's sayin' nothin', I'll also point out dat it is impossible fah me to be bad, since I'm a town mason!

Oh my dear friend Hermes, I am relieved that I find myself actually able to see the possibility of this claim! I won't change my vote just yet, so you should give me some alternative theories to work with in the meantime. I would very much like to put my claws to good use!

Hooray, progress!

Hooray! I agree wit' Morbo here: I tink the best chance at a baddie is eithah him, Nibblah, de Professah, Nixon, or Scruffy. Not dat we can rule out de Doctah or Fry by any means.

Personally, I have been readin' Scruffy'sposts as just good roleplayin'. Dis is purely vibe-based, but I tink de Professah or Nixon could be bad. But I have been TERRIBLE so fah at dis stuff, so yah should take my opinions wit a grain a salt!!

Also, de cop should definitely NOT come forwahd! He has a chance to stay alive fah a long time and narrow de suspect pool fah baddies considerably!

Fry wrote:I think they should both claim. Me suspecting Hermes is totally not related to that time he kicked me out of free board and lodging from our office.

And ja still showed up late! In yah underweah!

Since nobody's sayin' nothin', I'll also point out dat it is impossible fah me to be bad, since I'm a town mason!

Well, Fry, and you cretinous crustacean Doctah Zoidberg, I agree dat I look scummy. Pretty much everytin' I've done dis game looks like a mafia move. But I'm not bad!

I fahgot to vote yestahday, and since Bendah nevah answered mah question it woulda likely been fah him. I also was one of Robot Mafia's biggest critics, and he died N2. I voted against de Zapp Branigan lynch. Doesn't it seem even just a little bit like a frame-up to you? Two playahs I disagree wit die, I make two terrible votes, and miss a t'ird? And all dis AFTAH I claim to be a mafia role dat could be de only one left alive? I tink de killah's tryin' to make me look like a killah, and I made it way to easy fah him (or her).

Love tah hear from Bendah regahdin' mah question from yestahday, if he was around to have changed his vote if he'd wanted. I tink it would make sense fah a baddie tah lay low durin' de last lynch. I didn't love Scruffy's ansah, but de fact dat he was real up-front about it is a plus fah me.

Readin' de devil mon's posts, he seems so sinceeah tah me. Objectively his vote looks dah worst, but I kinda agree wit de Professah here.

Robot Mafia wrote:

Hermes Conrad wrote:Welp dat was easy....everybody voted yestahday, and all de people who didn't vote for dah top 2 vote-gettahs voted Nibblah.

Robot Mafia, were you around yestahday aftah placing your original vote? I see you could've made it a clear shot for Zapp instead of dah tie we got. Seems awfully ballsy of yah.

Same question to Scruffy and Bendah, although modified: were you around latah in dah day to be able to change yah vote if you'd wanted?

I am not at liberty to discuss these matters.

Oh, uh, right. Hmmm. Mah mistake.

Welp dat was easy....everybody voted yestahday, and all de people who didn't vote for dah top 2 vote-gettahs voted Nibblah.

Robot Mafia, were you around yestahday aftah placing your original vote? I see you could've made it a clear shot for Zapp instead of dah tie we got. Seems awfully ballsy of yah.

Same question to Scruffy and Bendah, although modified: were you around latah in dah day to be able to change yah vote if you'd wanted?

Professor Farnsworth wrote:

Robot Devil wrote:

Professor Farnsworth wrote:I don't trust any of the votes on the Robot Mafia. I think Hermes is trying to make a mountain of a molehill from the Robot Mafia's response without my patented Mountain Maker, which is a clear mistake. I'll stick with my brain-gut and vote Zapp!

Speaking in defense of the bastard that never had the coconuts to take my deal?

Why, the Robot Devil took umbrage with my vote on the scoundrel as well! You have some explaining to do, sir.

But despite the good news, everyone, that we lynched Zapp, we wouldn't have even had a tie without the early votes on the Robot Mafia from Nixon and Dr. Zoidberg. I notice they're leading the charge against the Robot Devil this time around. They were wrong then, so could they be wrong now?

I be agreein' wit' dis. Robot Mafia's vote looks bad, but it seems to easy. And de baddies be gettin' smahtah lately. I'd be surprised dees days to see one drop a last-minute vote to save a teammate.

Dat said, I don't have any othah great leads at the moment. But I'm gonna look back at non-voters and off-voters from dah last lynch.

Robot Mafia wrote:

Hermes Conrad wrote:

Robot Mafia wrote:

Hermes Conrad wrote:

Fry wrote:Oh my god I'm really in the future! I missed the day 1 voting phase and it's already day 2!

I'm going to find out who did this to Leela.

Also there is no way Robot Mafia isn't Mafia. Is there?

Wot makes ya say dat, Fry?

You seem eager to agree with the assertion that I am responsible for our misfortune. I do not like your behavior to this point, Hermes Conrad.

I didn't agree, mon! I just asked why. Chill out, mebee try some reefah!

Zapp Brannigan wrote:

Robot Mafia wrote:

Professor Farnsworth wrote:There we go! Now, I want to talk about this Zapp Brannigan. He claimed to vote for the Robot Mafia to save Amy, even though the arithmetic made no contribution to her safety. If he truly believed in Amy's innocence—well, in terms of the explosion, anyway—why didn't he vote for Nibbler, which would have kept her out of the lead? All bluster and no action, this one. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

We had not even computed the space captain's vote for us as we were more concerned with the Robot Devil's preposterous accusations around the same time, but upon retroactive examination your point appears valid. Brannigan's vote did nothing except for keep him away from the real activity that was going on. This does not compute.

Egad, you monsters killed the only beautiful woman left in this party! Now it's a veritable sausage fest.

I voted for that fat machine and his not-sexy friends because it's my job as the heroic space captain to save the babe! I mean day!

I of course knew Amy was innocent all along! Never a doubt had crossed my mind. That was a given! The bigger question is, why are you quacks so quick to throw around the blame?

I don't like that small monkey-looking thing at all to begin with! Truthfully, he was next on my list of things to be eradicated by my mighty spaceship! Kif, quick! Give me a reason to vote for this Nibbler creature that doesn't look like blatantly covering my tail!

Wait wait wait! So Robot Mafia, you be agreein' wit de professah now? Two hours aftah he posted dat point, you called him out fah not contributin' to de discussion. Which is it?

And Zapp, if yah were so sure Amy was innocent, why didn't yah tie da vote when yah had de chance? I tink dat's baloney.

Oh I'm sorry, I had not realized processing new information was a violation of the terms and conditions. I will go back to blindly accusing everyone for being suspiciously quiet now.

But de-ah was no new infahmation between when you said de Professah wasn't contributin' and when you agreed wit him! Dis was what he contributed! My point was, it doesn't count two hours aftah it's posted, but suddenly it does when you decide it does?

Yah tone is also ovahly dismissive and yah sarcasm is neithah warranted nor appreciated. Yah dismissed mah point witout addin' anythin' furthah to de discussion. I tink dis robot has a screw loose, mon! *votes dah robots*

Robot Mafia wrote:

Hermes Conrad wrote:

Fry wrote:Oh my god I'm really in the future! I missed the day 1 voting phase and it's already day 2!

I'm going to find out who did this to Leela.

Also there is no way Robot Mafia isn't Mafia. Is there?

Wot makes ya say dat, Fry?

You seem eager to agree with the assertion that I am responsible for our misfortune. I do not like your behavior to this point, Hermes Conrad.

I didn't agree, mon! I just asked why. Chill out, mebee try some reefah!

Zapp Brannigan wrote:

Robot Mafia wrote:

Professor Farnsworth wrote:There we go! Now, I want to talk about this Zapp Brannigan. He claimed to vote for the Robot Mafia to save Amy, even though the arithmetic made no contribution to her safety. If he truly believed in Amy's innocence—well, in terms of the explosion, anyway—why didn't he vote for Nibbler, which would have kept her out of the lead? All bluster and no action, this one. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

We had not even computed the space captain's vote for us as we were more concerned with the Robot Devil's preposterous accusations around the same time, but upon retroactive examination your point appears valid. Brannigan's vote did nothing except for keep him away from the real activity that was going on. This does not compute.

Egad, you monsters killed the only beautiful woman left in this party! Now it's a veritable sausage fest.

I voted for that fat machine and his not-sexy friends because it's my job as the heroic space captain to save the babe! I mean day!

I of course knew Amy was innocent all along! Never a doubt had crossed my mind. That was a given! The bigger question is, why are you quacks so quick to throw around the blame?

I don't like that small monkey-looking thing at all to begin with! Truthfully, he was next on my list of things to be eradicated by my mighty spaceship! Kif, quick! Give me a reason to vote for this Nibbler creature that doesn't look like blatantly covering my tail!

Wait wait wait! So Robot Mafia, you be agreein' wit de professah now? Two hours aftah he posted dat point, you called him out fah not contributin' to de discussion. Which is it?

And Zapp, if yah were so sure Amy was innocent, why didn't yah tie da vote when yah had de chance? I tink dat's baloney.

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Friends, I don't disagree with the reasoning behind this lynch, since attempting to save Amy without voting for the second top lynch candidate is quite interesting, but if I recall correctly, this Zapp Brannigan woman had a thing for Amy. Could he have placed his vote out of love?

(Roleplay aside - could Zapp have voted against lynching Amy for roleplay purposes although he/she agreed she was the most suspicious and fully expected her to be lynched?)

Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

Dis seems fah-fetched to me. I mean, strictly speaking I guess it's possible, but I would nevah do it, and I suspect most uddahs wouldn't eithah.

Fry wrote:Oh my god I'm really in the future! I missed the day 1 voting phase and it's already day 2!

I'm going to find out who did this to Leela.

Also there is no way Robot Mafia isn't Mafia. Is there?

Wot makes ya say dat, Fry?

Not dah Ovahweed, if dat's wat you be tinkin!

Hmmm, supah late vote from dah Nibblah! I had mostly good feelin's about dat guy from him posting de only long-ish analysis today, and his uddah choice would've been to be in a tie. Normally I wouldn't vote dah vote at dis time, but given da circumstances I'm okay wit' Nibblah's.

Also for dah record, I love sayin' Nibblah.

Professor Farnsworth wrote:

Hermes Conrad wrote:

Robot Mafia wrote: Get a load of this guy, huh? Telling us what to do but not doing anything about it.

Robot Mafia wrote:The general lack of noisiness on this planet is causing my hard drive boil. Joey Mousepad, I want you to find some answers.

Sure thing, boss.

Deez sings are related, mon! How am I supposed to do someting when nobody's talkin'?

Guess I'll start off de suspishionizin' too: Farnsworth said he agreed wit Robot Mafia, but his post also reads dat he tinks my claim makes me look bad! Robot-Mon actually sed it made me look good. So dat's a contradiction.

Also, most people reacted in some way to me claim, but Amy joked it off and left it at dat. It gets mah jeeblahs jangling' just a bit.

That's Professor Farnsworth to you, simpleton! I agreed with my rotund robot friend and his clamping associate that your claim to evil seemed premature. Which means I believe you're not actually evil. I know double negatives are complicated, but I'm afraid you'll have to use... MATH.

I'm an accountant, mon! We can't do math!

Voted Amy. I was cool runnin' short on time and of my previous two suspicions she's de only one who had any votes. It's a little weak, but #Day1Problems.

Robot Mafia wrote: Get a load of this guy, huh? Telling us what to do but not doing anything about it.

Robot Mafia wrote:The general lack of noisiness on this planet is causing my hard drive boil. Joey Mousepad, I want you to find some answers.

Sure thing, boss.

Deez sings are related, mon! How am I supposed to do someting when nobody's talkin'?

Guess I'll start off de suspishionizin' too: Farnsworth said he agreed wit Robot Mafia, but his post also reads dat he tinks my claim makes me look bad! Robot-Mon actually sed it made me look good. So dat's a contradiction.

Also, most people reacted in some way to me claim, but Amy joked it off and left it at dat. It gets mah jeeblahs jangling' just a bit.

Robot Mafia wrote:Due to a lack of more sufficient evidence at this time I desire to further question this Hermes Conrad about his stated Mafioso tendencies. His claim infringes on my livelihood and threatens to disrupt the well-being of this entire operation. It is not clear to me what he was hoping to accomplish with that maneuver. Clamps, I think you know what to do.

NOT DAH CLAMPS, MON! I may like puneeshment, but not dat sort!

We gotta quiet bunch here. Almost as quiet as the crowd at de Olympic Stadium when I went unda a bah only 3 inches offa dah ground! We gotta decide who we votin' fah at some point.

Ras H. Safari! What's going' on in 'eah?

Poor Lila!

Since we're supposed to be role dumpin', allow me to break de ice: I am a Mafia Godfaddah. Debate.