The Syndicate

It really is quite good. And yes, Lizzy is not one to gush for those that don't deserve it!

What's going on ?

Poop on a stick

eh?

I wish for world peace

I had macrobiotic vegan sushi today. Tofu, kale and purple rice wrapped in seaweed. It is the whitest thing you can eat. I feel like Gwyneth Paltrow. Everyone is making fun of me, but it was dang delicious.

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Peas porridge hot

I hope everyone has a good day tomorrow!

What is the WB qm

TFW when someone takes a poop in the same room that you are bubble bathing in. AND you own two bathrooms. :/

Vompatti wrote:

Mongoose wrote:

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:16 f illinois

Aren't you a dude?

she's a gril on the inside if you kjnow what i mean

I do and that's lovely.

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:16 f illinois

Aren't you a dude?

very apropos since Mattmatt is a quasi-werewolf.

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:i dunno if i count as a friend k

Of course, you silly goose!

For six long years I've been in trouble
No pleasures here on earth I found
For in this world I'm bound to ramble
I have no friends to help me now.

(He has no friends to help him now ).


Where mah friends at?

How am I doing today?

I was going to say we should call this grinding instead of shredding, but then I thought of the implications of that.

But my hands were cut off for stealing

Wooooo!

Also don't be mad I called you a dummy. I said it with love.

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:the gril did say how I should have gone on the school camping trip with her and seemed sincere so idk

SHE LIKES YOU, DUMMY

Vompatti wrote:

Mongoose wrote:

Vompatti wrote:prepare to die

Why you want me dead qm

I don't butt it's innevivibitable.

kk better update my will

Good thing I'm a laywer, time to make a codicil

My mouth tastes better after I had some pizza.

It now tastes like tomatoes and basil.

Vompatti wrote:prepare to die

Why you want me dead qm

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:She has stuff going on

Dude I wanna go.

I have a weird taste in my mouth today. What should I do?

I think there will be plenty of guys to keep her friend's attention. You just need to work on The Woo and how you will do that.

Here's how you fix that. Bring a guy friend for her friend. Problem solved.

Um that sounds amazing. I hope she accepts!

I am cautiously optimistic my stuff is okay. A coworker put my kindle into a bag of rice and I think it saved the day.

I hope you did well on your test!

I am not sure. I dont even know how to go about starting that process.

Kindle is dead. Phone looks to be okay.

My bag made a wet spot on the floor where it drained. I guess I'll check on my gadgets and see how theyy are.

I spilled an entire bottle of iced tea in my person. My droid and kindle were in there (and these were presents, I don't usually have nice things!) so they are drying out. Cross your fingers :/

A Person wrote:

Mongoose wrote:

A Person wrote:It's not so much about being a high roller as it is about being able to roll at all if you know what i mean

Not really, could you elaborate?

I mean I wouldn't be able to do things like go anywhere or do anything.

You could Hulu

A Person wrote:It's not so much about being a high roller as it is about being able to roll at all if you know what i mean

Not really, could you elaborate?

You just need to find girls (or boys) that appreciate the finer, frugal things in life.

If s/he wants a high roller, you don't want her anyway.

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Start practicing those jazz hands, Mattmatt!

Well, when you get one, and I think you will soon, just remember to pop up and salute the judges. "Ta da!"

When Vomps gets a grilfriend, I want him to jump out of bed after he stays the night with her and either yell "Ta Da" and do Jazz Hands OR jump up with your hands above your head (like a gymnast) or salute etc.

Cam you are going to have an excellent day at school tomorrow.

Have you ever thought that your crush is as nervous about making plans with you as you are with her q.m.

RIP Lou Reed

Epignosis wrote:God, I hadn't had beer in fourteen minutes.

Better get on that!

Neat!

I've not had coffee for a couple of weeks. Can you believe it?

How did you have espresso so late at night and in the middle of nowhere?

I would like a hot cocoa with some Franjelico on it. Or Amaretto.

The first image that came up when I googled "Bea's news" was a lady in her own restaurant. I now believe that Bea is opening up a restaurant on Dec 10th.

It's going to be delicious.

Are you:

a) having a child
b) having a wedding
c) a+b (shotgun wedding)
d) passed your scuba certification
e) days until your Gryffindor robe arrives in the mail from an etsy shop in Russia
f) going on a trip
g) publishing a book
h) starting a new job
i) you just love Dec 10th
j) the new tea you ordered arrives
k) the touring Broadway play you've been dying to see is in your town
l) you appear on a reality TV show
m) you get your membership card to Costco
n) you will become the President of the Abba Fan Group.
o) other

What happens then! Is someone