The Syndicate

Epignosis wrote:

Turnip Head wrote:The real joke is Epi's lineup without the Panthers this week.

I'll be okay.

Turnip Head wrote:I guess playing against Sockface is a free win Does anyone think he'll pick up a kicker who's not on IR? Maybe if we shame him enough? :P

juliets wrote:ACES2: They are reporting Andrew Luck is out today.

Bass_the_Clever wrote:I vote myself, I mean have you seen my team.

DharmaHelper wrote:Yo why is Dirk even on this poll.

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:I'm starting a Jacksonville Jaguars QB in fantasy football. These are dark days.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Ties are the worst. You give it 110% and walk away scratching your head.

Turnip Head wrote:Welp, I need a miracle.

Ricochet wrote:I might watch the Rugby Championships a bit, does that count? I mean, we all know that's a real sport born out of football.

Turnip Head wrote:

BigDamnHero wrote:

Turnip Head wrote:

Ricochet wrote:The breaking news is less helpful than it was during the drafting. Where can I read about stuff like Blue being dropped, for instance?

Good question. There's a lot of resources out there but in your case, without following football, it will sort of feel like studying for a test without ever going to class. Podcasts, articles... I'll send you some of the ones I use and you can decide if it's worth your time.

I feel bad for Rico, because he doesn't watch football, never played fantasy, and I half-forced him to sign up to make room for you, so I don't mind dishing out a little free advice to start the season. That said, my money is on Rico not doing a lick of research. And he's on his own now

Btw diggz I hope your team kept their buttholes nice and clean for my team. Wanna make it interesting? Loser of our match has to change their team name for Week 3. If you lose it's "I am Turnip's Bitch". If I lose... well, state your terms and we'll shake on it

Turnip Head wrote:

Ricochet wrote:The breaking news is less helpful than it was during the drafting. Where can I read about stuff like Blue being dropped, for instance?

Good question. There's a lot of resources out there but in your case, without following football, it will sort of feel like studying for a test without ever going to class. Podcasts, articles... I'll send you some of the ones I use and you can decide if it's worth your time.

Metalmarsh89 wrote: I can't believe nobody had Coby Fleener already.

DharmaHelper wrote:Make sure your footballs are properly inflated BDH

DharmaHelper wrote:Holy shit 14 teams.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

BigDamnHero wrote:I'm fine with the weekly reset....that's right peeps...I"M IN THIS BITCH!!! Y'ALL JUST BEEN PUT ON NOTICE!!!

I don't think we've met. Do you have a mustache?