The Syndicate

Nicol Bolas

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:26 pm lol I have to miss EOD sorry gang. Helping friend with studies.

/hypocrisy

If you don't change your vote to Jackie Chiles, you are mafia. Mafia, Jerry.

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Why don't you tell us? You're an imposter. For example, for a lawyer, you aren't very good with your wording. I'm suspecting you because of your ineptitude at eliminating the two-shot tracker. Well, that's a flagrant lie. The Mafia have eliminated no civilian power roles. Both of them are still ali...

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Jackie Chiles wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:15 pm
Elaine Benes wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:35 pmI'm suspecting you because of your ineptitude at eliminating the two-shot tracker.
Well, that's a flagrant lie.

What is my motive for lying?

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George Steinbrenner wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:40 pm Do you want to be lynched, Elaine?

Is that a serious question?

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Jackie Chiles wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:22 pm Ms Benes. Are you suspecting me because you didn't like my method of analysis, or because I've been absent lately?

I'm suspecting you because of your ineptitude at eliminating the two-shot tracker.

Hi.

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Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:07 pm Elaine who bad

I can't tell you!

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I finally show up and nobody has anything to say.

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George Steinbrenner wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:07 am I suspect you, Elaine.

I'm just amazed that you managed a thought in five or fewer words.

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Regarding Elaine: I can conceive of a universe wherein she's just been having a ball with WIFOM in this game as a mafioso. It's a tinfoil I am taking seriously. However, with half the players making themselves impossible to trust given their consistent absence, I don't think it's likely I will vote...

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What does "willingish" mean and why is Jackie your strongest mafia read? If you had a dictionary in that big ass office of yours, you would see that "Willingish" means I'm in the vicinity of willingnesshood. I didn't say anything about a strongest mafia read, but the shyster spe...

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Is anybody here? I'm so lonely ever since I killed David.

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I'm changing my vote to that shyster, Chiles. I can say "Shyster," can't I?

Vote Jackie Chiles

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Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 11:05 pm
Elaine Benes wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:59 pmAll of it. He's strange and beautiful and sensitive.
Can you show me something that inspired you in Frank's posts?

Oh God, Jerry, I just closed out the tab.

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Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:40 pm
Elaine Benes wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:37 pm I could drop Frank Costanza like a bag of dirt. I don't want to though. I like his stuff.
What stuff do you like?

All of it. He's strange and beautiful and sensitive.

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:40 pmHow willing are you to lynch Peterman?

Willingish.

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I could drop Frank Costanza like a bag of dirt. I don't want to though. I like his stuff.

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I will never understand people. Jerry, Hello! How could you do this to Newman? Your cousin Jeffrey, you know, at the parks department, can't believe you'd get something like this wrong. What a guy that Jeffrey. So now that that's out of the way, Newman did very clearly state that he was innocent. On...

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I don't know if the following "analysis" is real, but it sure isn't spectacular. Ok, sorry, still recovering today, I wasn't as active as I had hoped, in Mafia or in real life. Due to being sick, I fell behind in responsibilities and things I need to get done. So, even though I feel much b...

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There's even a doctor maybe. Come on!

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Looking at the matrix, there's a cop, tracker, killer, or blocker. Someone should have some information by now. Get it together people.

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Okay, here's the deal with my boss. He demands things of others, but never delivers himself. It's a way to look like a leader without actually doing anything. The man has six posts. Six! Half of them are demanding other people do things. What are his demands and who is he making them to? Read his p...

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Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:35 am I suspect Tim Whatley more than I did before Elaine raised her points just now.

Why's that?

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Okay, here's the deal with my boss. He demands things of others, but never delivers himself. It's a way to look like a leader without actually doing anything. The man has six posts. Six! Half of them are demanding other people do things. What are his demands and who is he making them to? Read his p...

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Vote George Costanza

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Okay, here's the deal with my boss. He demands things of others, but never delivers himself. It's a way to look like a leader without actually doing anything. The man has six posts. Six! Half of them are demanding other people do things. What are his demands and who is he making them to? Read his p...

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So I've just about read everything I'm going to and I have 3 specific points of interest. What are our thoughts on Jerry? He's a troublemaker. What are our thoughts on Elaine? She's here, but what has she contributed? What happened to the Soup Nazi voters? What changed your mind? I've contributed a...

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Okay, here's the deal with my boss. He demands things of others, but never delivers himself. It's a way to look like a leader without actually doing anything. The man has six posts. Six! Half of them are demanding other people do things.

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Since George mentioned Jackie, I went to look at Jackie's posts. Well, sure it's unique, because anybody paying attention knows that what your uncle said wasn't true, including you, since you could have tied it up. If I said I liked men but was a lesbian, that would be providing a unique perspective...

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What are these reasons, Jerry? At the time of those reads: Elaine - role claim George Costanza - decent, effortful infusion into the thread soon before those reads Steinbrenner - consistently relevant contributions under the role play, handles questions gracefully Jackie - strong start to the game,...

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George Steinbrenner wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:49 pm Jerry Seinfeld
The Soup Nazi
Jackie Chiles
Uncle Leo
George Costanza
Tim Whatley
Frank Costanza
Elaine Benes
J. Peterman

I'm not interested in pretty colors. What are your reasons behind them?

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I'm gonna give you some reads in the present moment, as though a gun is to my head and I must take a stance. http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/7/72/Seinfeld318-beretta2.jpg/500px-Seinfeld318-beretta2.jpg Can I conceive of a decent reason to trust this player? David Puddy - no Elaine Benes - yes Est...

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Look, I'm as vanilla as George's girlfriend's scented incense. Speaking of vanilla, I think it's just sad that people try to fill the voids in their lives with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla (sorry Elohcin). I mean, we are all unhappy- do we have to be fat too? Not you Steinbrenner. I know you ...

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Fine, here's a rainbow for you:

Spoiler: show

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That's just what I intend to do, big boy! You could start with some gun-to-head reads on every other player. I almost bought a gun once. https://flavorwire.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/tumblr_l02ta18myc1qza49co1_500.png?w=500 Why don't you do the same exercise, Jerry? It might be good for you. For u...

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@Elaine Benes tell me what you think of your boss, Mr. Peterman. Got any inside information on the man? My people and I want to hear it! Oh, I've got his number. Inside information? Oh yes. See, I swapped out his bran muffin for...wait for it...a poppy seed muffin . I can't wait until he eats it an...

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STELLA!

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The second claim was bogus. I didn't track Jerry. What if nothing I say is true? Don't even talk about grace, all right? I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace, okay?

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What bothers me most about Elaine is that she roleclaimed in self-defense. Not strategically, not to protect another player, but to save her own skin. Her second claim tells me that the first was bogus! A civilian has plenty of cause to lie about their role in this game, that's for sure. But that f...

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Lynch Jerry tomorrow. I tracked him. He killed Kramer. No you didn't, and there's no Mafia role for redirection which could indicate that. I strongly suggest that if you're a civilian, you recant that before the night phase ends -- otherwise you're an easy kill and I'm left looking like a doofus wi...

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Lynch Jerry tomorrow. I tracked him. He killed Kramer. No you didn't, and there's no Mafia role for redirection which could indicate that. I strongly suggest that if you're a civilian, you recant that before the night phase ends -- otherwise you're an easy kill and I'm left looking like a doofus wi...

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Lynch Jerry tomorrow. I tracked him. He killed Kramer.

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I'm all caught up. I think mafia are taking me down as an easy target. Even my three year nephew, Khaled, could have prepared such a defense. And I already have him in the back, scrubbing the floor. Absolute garbage, your worst post of the game, Soup Nazi. Instead of paying any mind to the possibil...

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I'm all caught up. I think mafia are taking me down as an easy target. Even my three year nephew, Khaled, could have prepared such a defense. And I already have him in the back, scrubbing the floor. Absolute garbage, your worst post of the game, Soup Nazi. Instead of paying any mind to the possibil...

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Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:41 pm I yell about Puddy all Day 1, get ignored, and now I have no idea why he's getting landslided. I don't like it. I'll be here shortly.

If you voted for Puddy I want a real, substantial explanation.

It's because we're all mafia taking him down as an easy target.

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David Puddy wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:03 pm I'm all caught up. I think mafia are taking me down as an easy target.

First, the high-five is just so stupid.

Second, who are the mafia taking you down as an easy target?

Votes David Puddy

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That check took longer than I thought. I mean, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to steal a nibble at the love newton? But my office and brownies are off-limits. I shall answer what I can before I must leave again. I've got a date with a hot banana tonight! J Peterman, What can you tell...

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To Puddy or not to Puddy.

Unvote

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Maybe someone can get a mannequin and demonstrate the move.

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