The Syndicate

Well..

Cuphead and his pal Mugman
Are two vanilla buds
They're still away
Until Tuesday
And for that they've been two duds

Been two duds!

But drowning them is quite absurd
And will make the good fists shake.
When they flip good
And not understood

Well...

They just hope you can make the wake!

Well...

Cuphead and his pal Mugman
Are half here in the thread
One is up late
In his cups, mate
The other's off to bed

Off to bed!

They regret that they have voted twice
For the greatest good guy role
They had just five minutes
To get one in, it's

A...

Damn shame they were in a hole!

Well...

Cuphead and his pal Mugman
Are on vacation now
They regret to say
It's hard to play
When the fun times won't allow

Won't allow!

They're keeping up as best they can
So to make an informed vote
But the commentary
Won't be visionary

And...

They're just trying to stay afloat!

Well…

Cuphead and his pal Mugman
Are going bowling soon
But before they do
They’ll say to you
Just who they judge a goon

Judge a goon!

The Rimworld Boyz have said a lot
Though there’s not a lot to like
So on that note
They get a vote

And…

Now off to bowl a strike!

Well…

Cuphead and his pal Mugman
Have all their reading done
The two concur
They must confer
A take on M Plus 1

M Plus 1!

He came upon things acting like
They were a hydrant red
And now all of this
Smells of doggy piss

So…

No one should make him dead!

Well...

Cuphead and his pal Mugman
Were feeling mighty glum
To save the thread
And keep their heads
They’ll need to lynch some scum

Lynch some scum!

And though the act of hanging folks
May now seem a little rude,
If the ones to blame
Are at endgame

Well…

The good guys will all be screwed!