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by Long Con
Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:53 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
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Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 1}

nutella wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:25 pmBTW, is it just me or has LC completely dropped off the face of the earth? (As has SVS obviously.)
Sorry about that. Today was the Stouffville Food Truck Frenzy, and we were in it with our food truck, The Sandwich Shack. So, I was there for about eight hours starting mid-afternoon today, and before that, I worked several hours at my regular job. I think that a lot of good analysis has taken place today. I just read through and got caught up so I could post. I have a couple of posts I'd like to respond to, and a couple of suspects, but I'm exhausted and I'm going to bed.

One thing I plan to do is speak about the Wilgy pre-death PM, who got it, and some stuff. I'm saying this to remind myself tomorrow as much as anything. Nite nite!
by Long Con
Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:48 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 4}

Whoa... is this a bad time?
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:47 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 4}

Nope
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:41 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
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Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 4}

Ok, good luck Civs, I'm out.
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:03 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 4}

Epignosis wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:44 pm I went off on thellama73 who asked for a replacement.

I went off on Dyslexicon who asked for a replacement.

Long Con, when are you going to ask for a replacement?
Epignosis wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:49 pm Long Con has raised the question of why we should let a non-mutiny speedchuck live.

There is definitely a mafia to destroy.

Why did Long Con raise his pitchfork against speedchuck?
Are these the posts of a Civ who's trying to find Mafia? Are open-ended questions real hunting tools, or are you trying to trick other people into coming to the conclusions you want them to?
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:00 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 4}

nutella wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:55 pm Oh dang, nice!! Rip daisy but awesome to see llama is a dead mafioso.

By my POE instincts I think the baddies are within Sloonei, SVS, and/or Quin. I'll vote for one of them.
Why not Timmer and speedchuck, in your words?
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:59 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 4}

timmer wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:46 pm Also, I may as well throw out there that I was the other guy choosing to mutiny the other night, so a big eff you to speedchuck. However, that does confirm him as a civ, for me at least, since we have not had a mutiny effort since that night.
Can you explain your logic there some more? Does that mean that we should assume you are also Civ, because you tried to mutiny?
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:58 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 4}

Well, that's a nice surprise. Late lynch result? Or does this mean that we have a Mafia lynch-stopper, and a Civ vigilante who just don't give up when he sees a baddie?
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:37 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

DharmaHelper wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:31 pm Phase 2 Tonight
How do you know that, especially since:
DharmaHelper wrote: Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:45 pm Phase 1 of Sherlock Mafia lasted until Day 8.
Does anyone else in this game actually ask questions?
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:27 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

Epignosis wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:20 pm
Long Con wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:10 pm That's why I have you, nutella.

So, in your opinion, where does that leave us with regard to mutiny, alignment change, speedchuck, and the game moving forward?
You mean lynching somebody the civilians may not even need dead to win? I'm not interested in lynching someone that isn't mafia until at least two mafia are gone, and even then, I would be sniffing around for a third one.

That of course is making the generous assumption that INH included a mafia in a game called "Blue Velvet Mafia."
What is your opinion on speedchuck then? Civ, Mafia, or Mutineer? Or something else?
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:14 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

DharmaHelper wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:11 pm Makes you wonder if he just wants you to think he didn't get mutiny.
Hi DH, go to hell! :grin:
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:14 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

Long Con wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:10 pm That's why I have you, nutella.

So, in your opinion, where does that leave us with regard to mutiny, alignment change, speedchuck, and the game moving forward?
Oh, and apparently I need to say this as well:

Epignosis, DharmaHelper, Llama, Spacedaisy, Quin, S~V~S, Sloonei, Timmer... this post, and the previous few posts I made, are open and welcome to your input as well. It may seem like I was singularly talking to nutella there, to the exclusion of the rest of you, so I want to clear that up so there are no more miscommunications. I value all your opinions on this and all other matters. Please let me know if you would prefer that I write a separate post about this that has you specifically named. :rolleyes:
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:10 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

That's why I have you, nutella.

So, in your opinion, where does that leave us with regard to mutiny, alignment change, speedchuck, and the game moving forward?
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 1:26 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

speedchuck wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:34 pm Uuuuuunnnnggghh I'm voting Llama.

I feel better about Epi than LC but have a higher level of paranoia regarding Epi. I really can't read him.

DH is funny. Timmer I still find eehhhh...

SpaceDaisy? Sloonei? All but gone. I think the LC vs Epi has taken up too much of this thread. I hardly remember anything of SVS aside from her avatar popping in between posts.
Looking over speedchuck's posts, there's nothing that really screams that he didn't join a third alignment, and this post, which is one of his most broad-ranging reads posts, is quite wishy-washy. I could see how being not-Civ and not-Mafia could do that to a man's opinions, but that's a situation where Confirmation Bias is all to likely.
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 1:15 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

So, he and one other player got to Mutiny the first time (chosen randomly I think?), and he liked it so much that he wants others to do it too?

Shit... so there are some people here who don't care about Civ or Mafia?

I played a LOST Mafia game long ago where Secret Animal Team won the day... there was a Civ member, and a member on each other team. That was the surprise win of the year for sure. I played Doctor Who Mafia here, where one player was like some recruitment contagion, and a new player got recruited every day... it actually made it nigh-impossible for any other faction to win.

If this is how this game is headed, then a) let's not vote for any more Mutiny, and b) what is the game dynamic now, and do we need to lynch speedchuck?

And c) was the Mutiny for 2 restricted to just the people who voted for it, or was it randomized among all living players as the event that won the poll?
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:27 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

Then why would he need to do it again?
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:33 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

speedchuck wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 9:42 pm Mutiny allows the mutineers to form a third party alignment group

Which is swag as heck
How do you know this? And even if you're now saying "maybe not", how did you even think this?

Furthermore, why would you choose this, if that's what you think it does?? Don't you think it's going to get you lynched? Publicly becoming a non-Civ alignment?
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:29 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

DharmaHelper wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:05 am I was going to do Mutiny but you spoiled it so now I don't want to.
That's exactly what a Mutineer would say.
by Long Con
Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:38 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

Also: kudos on being clever enough to realize the polls keep the voter order in reverse, Ep.
by Long Con
Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:37 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

It means, fine, you win. Do what you like. I'm not coming after you any more. It's not worth the effort. No one is even listening anyway.
by Long Con
Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:15 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

DharmaHelper wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:14 pm
Long Con wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:13 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:12 pm
Long Con wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:10 pm DH did you save Llama?

No sir, quite mad he ended up not getting lynched actually.
So what was the deal with the hashtag Prank stuff? Just a fun coincidence?
Yes sir.
You're a fun guy. Don't fucking retire, that's stupid.
by Long Con
Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:14 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

Epignosis wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:13 pm
Long Con wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:11 pm
Epignosis wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:09 pm
Long Con wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:04 pm I was under the impression that I was making a case for you all to read.
"Case."

"thellama73 gave you permission to throw him under the bus so everybody will be nice to you, except it will never work because I know what you're really doing, so you would never have credibility in the first place!"
Yup, that's all I said. You're right.
Oh yes, you said plenty more. It's just over in the corner waiting to be swept up so that the air can smell a little bit less like bullshit in here.
Cool, start sweeping then. I'm done with you.
by Long Con
Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:13 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

DharmaHelper wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:12 pm
Long Con wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:10 pm DH did you save Llama?

No sir, quite mad he ended up not getting lynched actually.
So what was the deal with the hashtag Prank stuff? Just a fun coincidence?
by Long Con
Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:11 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

Epignosis wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:09 pm
Long Con wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:04 pm I was under the impression that I was making a case for you all to read.
"Case."

"thellama73 gave you permission to throw him under the bus so everybody will be nice to you, except it will never work because I know what you're really doing, so you would never have credibility in the first place!"
Yup, that's all I said. You're right.
by Long Con
Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:10 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 3}

DH did you save Llama?
by Long Con
Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:04 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

Well, that was a bit of a letdown. We can try again tomorrow.
Quin wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 6:08 pmA gripe I have with Long Con is that he's been vocalising his suspicion of Epi since Day 1, but it was only on Day 3 that he started to discuss it with people who were not Epi. On top of that, he only did that when Sloonei cued him to do so. I don't get the impression he really believes in his case.
I don't even know what to say to this.

You need an invitation in order to give your opinions or get involved in a conversation? You think I'm typing all this just for Epignosis to criticize? Feel free to weigh in, Quin. I was under the impression that I was making a case for you all to read.
by Long Con
Tue Jun 20, 2017 4:23 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

Sloonei wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2017 3:18 pm What should actually be the next step in the event that llama flips bad?
Good or bad, I think it would be a good idea to reread people from the start, with the new info in mind. Maybe we can coordinate and each take another player to ISO or something.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:34 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

Epignosis wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:32 pm What's amusing to me in all this is that there has been more talk over which of LC or Epi is throwing llama under the bus and more talk of what if we're teammates.

There's been little to no talk of whether we're both innocent or, if one of us is guilty, who may the third teammate (assuming there is a third, but I'm assuming that).
That's usually the way it goes until a few days from now. The talkative ones get all the attention until there are less talkative ones.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:45 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

Epignosis wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:20 pm Spoiler alert...
Have you met Long Con? Fortunately, my points are strong enough that clear-minded folk can easily verify and judge what I'm saying, if they take the time to look.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:43 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

:noble: As it should be.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:19 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

By the way, hide yo kids because this game is contagious. My younger son just started throwing up.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:16 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

And, by "old poll", I mean that one where there were two votes on Llama. Earlier today.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:15 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

Epignosis wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:56 pm
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:41 pm Though the poll doesn't show it, Epi voted second for Llama.
Again, you are mistaken. :rolleyes:
Shit, the old poll tricked me. You were first, weren't you? Your name showed up second.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:47 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

DharmaHelper wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:44 pm In honor of the llama wagon I have re-read some of Sherlock Mafia and have successfully been pissed off by Sherlock Mafia, matching my yearly quota.
Was there a Llama wagon in Sherlock Mafia?

Was it this one:
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by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:41 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

Though the poll doesn't show it, Epi voted second for Llama.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:40 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 1}

Quin wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:38 pm
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pmI'm a hell of a lot more sure that you are bad than Llama
Then where's your vote? To see the dispute go on between the two of you for this long without a vote being thrown his way gives off the impression you have no intention of doing that. What are you waiting for?

A question for the thread, because it's 8:30 in the morning and I'm lazy:

At what point did LC vote Epignosis the last two days, and what was the general course of the thread at those times? If nobody's sure, I'll check myself.
If you need proof that I suspect Epi, then I'll put a vote there. There's lots of time left in the day, and this kind of voting system doesn't really have the need for early votes. I'm not planning on disappearing any time before the lynch is up, and I've already said more than enough to let people know where I stand.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:37 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

What if we're all Civ and the game hasn't really started yet?
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:32 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

DharmaHelper wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:19 pm
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:17 pm DH, Epi thinks me a fool to believe what you said about him bussing... can you explain why you made me your fool, if that's the case?
My dude,

Star Wars Mafia was a game hosted by Epignosis and I. T'was but a goof.
I dun got goofed. :haha:
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:17 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

DH, Epi thinks me a fool to believe what you said about him bussing... can you explain why you made me your fool, if that's the case?
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 3:54 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

Epignosis wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 2:14 pm"Inventing his own meta" is a phrase people use when they realize there is zero evidence backing up the shit they're saying. ;)
It is? Can you give an example?

And I have provided evidence. I am already tired of repeating it.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 3:51 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 1}

Epignosis wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:58 pm I'm going to do this quickly, because I have other things to do today.
Don't we all.
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
Epignosis wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:10 amWhat did I accuse you of doing that I gave thellama73 a pass for, and how is me voting for him now that we've had lynch reveals treating him with kid gloves?
Maybe, for the fun of throwing your words back in your face, I said it wrong. YOU are the one who has never mentioned Llama before today. That is what you are falsely (proven) accusing me of, but you're the one doing it.
Woah there.

I did not accuse you of never having mentioned llama before today, because you did mention him. I quoted your mention of him, and commented that what you were giving me shit for was something you should have been giving thellama73 shit for, but you didn't.
Except I have three other posts discussing Llama, including calling him sketchy or lazy for his play. So, your statement here is a lie.
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
Your assertion that thellama73 and I are teammates is a swift conclusion to draw. You have given no independent reasoning whatsoever to established that, on his own, thellama73 is bad. Given the degree of comfort that a number of people have recently suggested with lynching llama (DH, nutella, me), the outlook for thellama73 surviving today is grim. This tells me that you know thellama73 is bad, and you need a way to frame his lynch in a way that incriminates me.
That's funny, that's exactly what I would say to you.
But that's not what you said. You said thellama73 said I could lynch him because I needed to get credibility. And I gave a few independent reasons to believe thellama73 is bad (Rico accused him right before he died, thellama73 hasn't been that active), whereas you have not.
Ok liar. "Pretty low-laying, just a bit of Rico action. Not very impressive." "So Llama gets a slight uptick of suspicion due to sprityo's death." "Llama is being sketchy/lazy, which is a bit annoying, and not really helpful. I feel like he has been 90% Rico-focused. Also, he was one of [sprityo's] only suspicions."

I already showed you those. Why do you repeat a lie that has already been disproven?? I get that you don't have a lot of time, but this is really not up to your usual standards.
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
A few things:

First, you included an extravagant detail in your accusation against me: That thellama73 gave me permission to throw him under the bus. I wouldn't need permission to throw thellama73 (who knows he can't really participate) under the bus, and more importantly, this shows you lack an understanding of the dynamic he and I have when we're bad together (or how we think in general). thellama73 wouldn't need to give me permission, and I wouldn't feel the need to ask him of it (someone else like S~V~S or nutella would be a different story).
Yeah yeah, Epi is a big shot who doesn't need permission from anyone to do anything. Gotcha. Everybody understand that? Epi doesn't need permission to throw a teammate under the bus. Glad we got that covered, so we can move on to some topics that are actually relevant.
I did not say "teammate." I said "thellama73."
Equally irrelevant, due to the relative impossibility of proving it.
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm No one cares about understanding the dynamic Llama and you have when we're bad together (or how you think in general). This is just filler talk to make it look like you have more to say than you do. If someone other than the two of you felt like coming up and saying "hey, I have in-depth knowledge of the Llama/Epi dynamic and how they think together in general" then that would be interesting. Coming from you or him? Totally worthless. You don't get to define your own secret meta.
You should care if you are interested in working out who is bad. But you're not interested in that, so you don't have to care.
I'm doing just fine working out who is bad without focusing on dubious anecdotal references to your personal relationship with Llama.
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
Second, the impression you are trying to maintain- that you know how I operate when I'm bad- has betrayed you. I have been evil over twenty times across three sites. In that stretch, I have intentionally thrown a teammate under the bus one time (Dragon D. Luffy), and it wasn't even because he was inactive; rather, it was because I had never done it before and wanted to see how it would play out. It played out well, but I have never done it since. There were only two other times I had to go against my teammate in the thread, and they weren't orchestrated. In one case, Scotty slipped badly, and there was no salvaging him. The other was ika- I'll leave it at that.
And, what, maybe four or five people have read this line of crap, and already one of them has disproven it.
Who disproved it? :) This guy?
DharmaHelper wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:55 am FWIW I can think of at least one game Epignosis and I were partners and he threw me under the bus.
Damn, I forgot about that time!

:haha:
It's refreshing to see you drop your falsehoods when they're proven wrong, for once.
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
On the contrary, you can go as recent as Vocaroo Mafia and see (or hear, rather) that when I had an absentee teammate, I outright defended a2thezebra. I am continually amused by this reputation I somehow sustain that I work to lynch my teammates for credibility when I have only ever done it one time and never again since. Furthermore, I am all too aware of the credibility paradox: If people keep accusing me of throwing a teammate under the bus for credibility, I know that I cannot obtain credibility by leading a lynch on a teammate, and for that reason the play has a negative expected value.
What reputation? In what world do you have a reputation for throwing a teammate under the bus?? :confused: You're not going to wipe away proven points like my case against you by dazzling people with terms like "credibility paradox", and no one is going to believe your self-defined meta that you're trying to cram down our throats.
People act like I do it all the time. I don't.
Who acts like that? When?
For someone named "Long Con," you sure have a lot of confidence regarding what other people are not going to believe.
That's a different kind of confidence. ;)
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
So in over twenty starts as mafia, I have never thrown a teammate under the bus because he or she couldn't play. If anything, I request a replacement, because I know that Mafia is a game of numbers. The more teammates you have, the closer endgame is, and the fewer lynches you have to work your way out of. In Vocaroo Mafia, I lost my sole teammate Day 1, and ultimately became a last man standing role, which stacked the odds against me right out of the gate. I ended up winning, but it was a long, lonely, and difficult journey. I don't lynch my teammates if I can help it.
Great, wow, I can pick out thirty games in which I didn't bus a teammate, and there's a few where I did do that. Probably everyone playing here has similar history. Doesn't change the fact that if Llama came to you and said "hey, I don't have time for this, and the vultures are already circling me, so please bus me", you would do it. I don't care if you have five hundred games where that never came up. Stop inventing your meta to get yourself out of hot water.
No I wouldn't. That scenario has never before occurred in my own experience. I try to get my teammate a replacement. I have demonstrated that by providing examples. I'm not "inventing meta." You are. You are speculating about what I would do in a situation when I have never done it once and recognize that it's bad strategy long term.
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
Need more proof of that? Turf Wars. In that game, I tried desperately to preserve a team that made a career out of trying to lynch one another. One of my teammates couldn't play. Instead of joining my team in cutting the dead weight for credibility, I found a replacement: Elohcin, who didn't even want to play, but subbed in as a favor to me. We just needed the numbers long enough. It was a risky play, because it was obvious that Eloh wasn't an enthusiastic participant, and that she was only showing up voting where her team was telling her. That pointed a pretty accusatory finger at me, but I didn't mind being lynched when the time came, because we had just about done enough to get the win, and I was running out of plays anyway.
Cool, like I said, I can also pick and choose from countless games where I didn't do action A, B, or C that I am accused of in any given game. That proves nothing about this game.
But you have no precedence to accuse me of what you are accusing me of. You are making something up and then asserting that's exactly what happened. You are making this up. This game.
Except... I did provide evidence of you using the same techniques this game as you did in the past when bad. I'm hoping that the other players don't have a memory that is (apparently) as bad as yours.
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
No, thellama73 didn't give me permission to throw him under the bus, nor am I throwing him under the bus. Were I on his team, I would be trying to obtain a replacement. But you didn't consider any of this about me.
If you're Mr Replacements, then why haven't you said or done anything about replacing the players who have actually requested them? If "trying to obtain a replacement" for other players is what you do, then where is it? Have you asked Elohcin to replace Dizzy?
It's what I do when I'm bad and have an inactive teammate.

No, I have not asked Elohcin to replace Dyslexicon for a number of reasons- not the least of which is the fact that Dyslexicon has already been replaced.

Does it suck having two absentee teammates?
It probably does suck.
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
Nor did you entertain the scenario in which I am bad and I am setting thellama73 up as a patsy. You immediately went for the "Epignosis is throwing thellama73 under the bus for credibility," which only works if you know how thellama73 is going to flip. If thellama73 comes back civilian, then your crusade against me loses some steam, since your assessment of the situation will have been proven incorrect. I think you've shown there's no chance of that happening though. :)
I don't know how Llama is going to flip, but I am very sure how you are going to flip. You have a lot more bad on your record than him. Also, "recently","immediately", "importantly", "desperately", "ultimately"? :ponder: :eye:
You don't understand how the adverb theory works. I get it. You don't have to put yourself on blast like that.
I do understand the joke theory. It's just fun to do. You started it by identifying my valid adverb. :p
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
But I'm not through with you. :mafia:
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:08 am Oh, and guess who actually has never mentioned Llama before today? I'll give you a hint: he has a "pig" in his name. :disappoint:
I'm not going to comment on the italicized adverb here (oy). I'll leave that alone.
Except you did comment on it. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Yeah, there's too much of that going around. :smoky:
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
No, this little jab proves to me that you are not being fair in your suspicion of me.
Long Con wrote: Sat Jun 17, 2017 12:29 am Epignosis. You have pretty much only focused on Dyslexicon as a suspicion. How does Dizzy's imminent replacement affect your opinion, and who else do you think is bad?
Your criticism of me here is that I "pretty much only focused on Dyslexicon as a suspicion."

I've already commented that I thought it was ironic of you to complain about my narrowed focus, but then ask me a question about Dyslexicon.
That's not ironic. Maybe if you're Alanis Morrisette. But... now you suspect people for irony? Why don't you delve into your extensive self-meta playbook and pull out a time when you caught a baddie based on irony? That would be a lot more entertaining than you going on and on about how you would never bus a teammate.
It is ironic. I don't suspect you for irony. I suspect you because you should have been all over llama if laying-low and only talking about one person is your hallmark of evil behavior. You didn't do this. Therefore you don't genuinely suspect me. Therefore you are bad.
Except I did call Llama out on that behaviour. Just stop lying about what I have done. You went and found one post I made about Llama and acted like it was the only post. You have been proven wrong. It's time to move on. To a noose.
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
Long Con wrote: Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:12 am No, I'm asking you questions because all you're doing is accusing Dizzy and defending Rico, and laying low.
Once again, your problem with me is that all I was doing was accusing Dyslexicon and defending Ricochet (which I don't maintain I was doing, but okay).
I haven't bothered to comment on your argument because I assume the others can just click on your ISO button and see that I'm right. Go ahead guys, try it out!
What argument? I asked a question.
Ok. I haven't bothered to comment on your question because I assume the others can just click on your ISO button and see that I'm right.
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:08 am Oh, and guess who actually has never mentioned Llama before today? I'll give you a hint: he has a "pig" in his name. :disappoint:
Which would you prefer? That I only talk about people I have mentioned before today, or that I take into consideration the fact that we now have alignment flips to go off of, and that I can look back at the posts of the deceased and draw more informed conclusions? You gave me shit for only accusing Dyslexicon and not talking about other people, and now you're giving me shit for talking about someone new after alignments have been revealed.
I would prefer that you rewrite this post without making references to your own invented meta. Except then it would be a really short post, and I know that you want to have a nice big tl;dr kind of post to make it look like you have a lot of legs to stand on. But the thing is, you don't.
That wasn't an option. Would you prefer if I only talk about people I have mentioned before today or that I talk about new people when I have a reason to do so? That's, as you put it, having your cake and eating it too.
Once again, I'm just demonstrating that, where I'm not doing the things you accuse me of, you are doing them. Don't get saucy because you got called out on it.
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
You are not genuine, and you know thellama73 is bad. There is only one reason that makes sense, and it isn't because you are a cop, or your crusade against me would have ended by now.

Thanks for playing.
You're welcome, I also appreciate your presence in the game. Just not for much longer. ;) I'm a hell of a lot more sure that you are bad than Llama, which makes your Day 3 ploy that much easier to see through. We can lynch Llama, and then you, or we can lynch you and then Llama. It's all the same to me, I'd just like to see what Llama has to say before nailing his coffin lid shut.
While you do that, I'll be sketching out a nice winner's badge for you to make for me when this is over. :grin:
You might just win. You are very good at this. But you have more than enough banners already. :srsnod:
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:40 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

Sloonei wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:29 pm
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:13 pm
Sloonei wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:11 pm
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:10 pm
Sloonei wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:34 am
DharmaHelper wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:55 am FWIW I can think of at least one game Epignosis and I were partners and he threw me under the bus.
I was just about to say that if llama is scum, he's a good bus candidate. Not necessarily Epi throwing him under the bus, but someone out there could be doing it. If he is scum.
Exactly. But it's Epi.
Maybe. I haven't been following too closely. Why do you think this?
I am quite sure Epi is bad. I'm connecting the dots backward based on his treatment of Llama today.
Can I have the abridges version of your case?
Sure... Epi is using the same techniques he used against me when he was bad in a previous game, like bring up (out of nowhere) unusual stuff I have done in the past, like getting my own baddie team to kill me. He's using the same dismissive ( :rolleyes: ) techniques as before as well.

He caught my eye on Day 1 with his deceptive double-dealing, wherein he accepted a deal to not vote each other (though he knew it wasn't a Last Man Standing game), but then publicly boasted that he wouldn't make deals with people in a regular Mafia game like this one.

His latest wall of text is nothing more than Epignosis inventing his own meta for us. He's really adamant that he would never bus a teammate since he started in on Llama.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:17 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

DharmaHelper wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:16 pm What if both LC and Epi are bad.
Then you guys are screwed. :feb:
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:13 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

Sloonei wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:11 pm
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:10 pm
Sloonei wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:34 am
DharmaHelper wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:55 am FWIW I can think of at least one game Epignosis and I were partners and he threw me under the bus.
I was just about to say that if llama is scum, he's a good bus candidate. Not necessarily Epi throwing him under the bus, but someone out there could be doing it. If he is scum.
Exactly. But it's Epi.
Maybe. I haven't been following too closely. Why do you think this?
I am quite sure Epi is bad. I'm connecting the dots backward based on his treatment of Llama today.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:10 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 3}

Sloonei wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:34 am
DharmaHelper wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:55 am FWIW I can think of at least one game Epignosis and I were partners and he threw me under the bus.
I was just about to say that if llama is scum, he's a good bus candidate. Not necessarily Epi throwing him under the bus, but someone out there could be doing it. If he is scum.
Exactly. But it's Epi.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:09 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 1}

Epignosis wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:10 amWhat did I accuse you of doing that I gave thellama73 a pass for, and how is me voting for him now that we've had lynch reveals treating him with kid gloves?
Maybe, for the fun of throwing your words back in your face, I said it wrong. YOU are the one who has never mentioned Llama before today. That is what you are falsely (proven) accusing me of, but you're the one doing it.
Your assertion that thellama73 and I are teammates is a swift conclusion to draw. You have given no independent reasoning whatsoever to established that, on his own, thellama73 is bad. Given the degree of comfort that a number of people have recently suggested with lynching llama (DH, nutella, me), the outlook for thellama73 surviving today is grim. This tells me that you know thellama73 is bad, and you need a way to frame his lynch in a way that incriminates me.
That's funny, that's exactly what I would say to you.
A few things:

First, you included an extravagant detail in your accusation against me: That thellama73 gave me permission to throw him under the bus. I wouldn't need permission to throw thellama73 (who knows he can't really participate) under the bus, and more importantly, this shows you lack an understanding of the dynamic he and I have when we're bad together (or how we think in general). thellama73 wouldn't need to give me permission, and I wouldn't feel the need to ask him of it (someone else like S~V~S or nutella would be a different story).
Yeah yeah, Epi is a big shot who doesn't need permission from anyone to do anything. Gotcha. Everybody understand that? Epi doesn't need permission to throw a teammate under the bus. Glad we got that covered, so we can move on to some topics that are actually relevant.

No one cares about understanding the dynamic Llama and you have when we're bad together (or how you think in general). This is just filler talk to make it look like you have more to say than you do. If someone other than the two of you felt like coming up and saying "hey, I have in-depth knowledge of the Llama/Epi dynamic and how they think together in general" then that would be interesting. Coming from you or him? Totally worthless. You don't get to define your own secret meta.
Second, the impression you are trying to maintain- that you know how I operate when I'm bad- has betrayed you. I have been evil over twenty times across three sites. In that stretch, I have intentionally thrown a teammate under the bus one time (Dragon D. Luffy), and it wasn't even because he was inactive; rather, it was because I had never done it before and wanted to see how it would play out. It played out well, but I have never done it since. There were only two other times I had to go against my teammate in the thread, and they weren't orchestrated. In one case, Scotty slipped badly, and there was no salvaging him. The other was ika- I'll leave it at that.
And, what, maybe four or five people have read this line of crap, and already one of them has disproven it.
On the contrary, you can go as recent as Vocaroo Mafia and see (or hear, rather) that when I had an absentee teammate, I outright defended a2thezebra. I am continually amused by this reputation I somehow sustain that I work to lynch my teammates for credibility when I have only ever done it one time and never again since. Furthermore, I am all too aware of the credibility paradox: If people keep accusing me of throwing a teammate under the bus for credibility, I know that I cannot obtain credibility by leading a lynch on a teammate, and for that reason the play has a negative expected value.
What reputation? In what world do you have a reputation for throwing a teammate under the bus?? :confused: You're not going to wipe away proven points like my case against you by dazzling people with terms like "credibility paradox", and no one is going to believe your self-defined meta that you're trying to cram down our throats.
So in over twenty starts as mafia, I have never thrown a teammate under the bus because he or she couldn't play. If anything, I request a replacement, because I know that Mafia is a game of numbers. The more teammates you have, the closer endgame is, and the fewer lynches you have to work your way out of. In Vocaroo Mafia, I lost my sole teammate Day 1, and ultimately became a last man standing role, which stacked the odds against me right out of the gate. I ended up winning, but it was a long, lonely, and difficult journey. I don't lynch my teammates if I can help it.
Great, wow, I can pick out thirty games in which I didn't bus a teammate, and there's a few where I did do that. Probably everyone playing here has similar history. Doesn't change the fact that if Llama came to you and said "hey, I don't have time for this, and the vultures are already circling me, so please bus me", you would do it. I don't care if you have five hundred games where that never came up. Stop inventing your meta to get yourself out of hot water.
Need more proof of that? Turf Wars. In that game, I tried desperately to preserve a team that made a career out of trying to lynch one another. One of my teammates couldn't play. Instead of joining my team in cutting the dead weight for credibility, I found a replacement: Elohcin, who didn't even want to play, but subbed in as a favor to me. We just needed the numbers long enough. It was a risky play, because it was obvious that Eloh wasn't an enthusiastic participant, and that she was only showing up voting where her team was telling her. That pointed a pretty accusatory finger at me, but I didn't mind being lynched when the time came, because we had just about done enough to get the win, and I was running out of plays anyway.
Cool, like I said, I can also pick and choose from countless games where I didn't do action A, B, or C that I am accused of in any given game. That proves nothing about this game.
No, thellama73 didn't give me permission to throw him under the bus, nor am I throwing him under the bus. Were I on his team, I would be trying to obtain a replacement. But you didn't consider any of this about me.
If you're Mr Replacements, then why haven't you said or done anything about replacing the players who have actually requested them? If "trying to obtain a replacement" for other players is what you do, then where is it? Have you asked Elohcin to replace Dizzy?
Nor did you entertain the scenario in which I am bad and I am setting thellama73 up as a patsy. You immediately went for the "Epignosis is throwing thellama73 under the bus for credibility," which only works if you know how thellama73 is going to flip. If thellama73 comes back civilian, then your crusade against me loses some steam, since your assessment of the situation will have been proven incorrect. I think you've shown there's no chance of that happening though. :)
I don't know how Llama is going to flip, but I am very sure how you are going to flip. You have a lot more bad on your record than him. Also, "recently","immediately", "importantly", "desperately", "ultimately"? :ponder: :eye:
But I'm not through with you. :mafia:
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:08 am Oh, and guess who actually has never mentioned Llama before today? I'll give you a hint: he has a "pig" in his name. :disappoint:
I'm not going to comment on the italicized adverb here (oy). I'll leave that alone.
Except you did comment on it. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
No, this little jab proves to me that you are not being fair in your suspicion of me.
Long Con wrote: Sat Jun 17, 2017 12:29 am Epignosis. You have pretty much only focused on Dyslexicon as a suspicion. How does Dizzy's imminent replacement affect your opinion, and who else do you think is bad?
Your criticism of me here is that I "pretty much only focused on Dyslexicon as a suspicion."

I've already commented that I thought it was ironic of you to complain about my narrowed focus, but then ask me a question about Dyslexicon.
That's not ironic. Maybe if you're Alanis Morrisette. But... now you suspect people for irony? Why don't you delve into your extensive self-meta playbook and pull out a time when you caught a baddie based on irony? That would be a lot more entertaining than you going on and on about how you would never bus a teammate.
Long Con wrote: Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:12 am No, I'm asking you questions because all you're doing is accusing Dizzy and defending Rico, and laying low.
Once again, your problem with me is that all I was doing was accusing Dyslexicon and defending Ricochet (which I don't maintain I was doing, but okay).
I haven't bothered to comment on your argument because I assume the others can just click on your ISO button and see that I'm right. Go ahead guys, try it out!
Long Con wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:08 am Oh, and guess who actually has never mentioned Llama before today? I'll give you a hint: he has a "pig" in his name. :disappoint:
Which would you prefer? That I only talk about people I have mentioned before today, or that I take into consideration the fact that we now have alignment flips to go off of, and that I can look back at the posts of the deceased and draw more informed conclusions? You gave me shit for only accusing Dyslexicon and not talking about other people, and now you're giving me shit for talking about someone new after alignments have been revealed.
I would prefer that you rewrite this post without making references to your own invented meta. Except then it would be a really short post, and I know that you want to have a nice big tl;dr kind of post to make it look like you have a lot of legs to stand on. But the thing is, you don't.
You are not genuine, and you know thellama73 is bad. There is only one reason that makes sense, and it isn't because you are a cop, or your crusade against me would have ended by now.

Thanks for playing.
You're welcome, I also appreciate your presence in the game. Just not for much longer. ;) I'm a hell of a lot more sure that you are bad than Llama, which makes your Day 3 ploy that much easier to see through. We can lynch Llama, and then you, or we can lynch you and then Llama. It's all the same to me, I'd just like to see what Llama has to say before nailing his coffin lid shut.
by Long Con
Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:08 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {DAY 1}

Ok Epignosis, which would you like people to believe: that you are careless and forgetful, or that you are trying to deceive everyone?
Long Con wrote: Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:36 amTheLlama73 - Pretty low-laying, just a bit of Rico action. Not very impressive. Now he's the one with three votes.
Long Con wrote: Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:23 am
Long Con wrote: Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:36 amSprityo - Content-light. He kinda wants to lynch Rico and I think maybe he suspects Llama?
That was the most individually threatening thing I could find in sprit's ISO. So Llama gets a slight uptick of suspicion due to sprityo's death.
Long Con wrote: Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:29 pmLlama is being sketchy/lazy, which is a bit annoying, and not really helpful. I feel like he has been 90% Rico-focused. Also, he was one of [sprityo's] only suspicions.
I corrected this post from "Sloonei" to "sprityo" because I mixed up my S-names on the original post
Long Con wrote: Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:40 pmOk, good reread. You spent almost all of Day 1 focusing on my LMS mistake. Otherwise, mostly you've been looking at G-Man. What do you think of Llama?
Epignosis is bad, and Llama is his teammate. Llama is hardly present in this game, and has given Epignosis permission to bus him for cred because they can see that Epi is going to be lynched soon.

Oh, and guess who actually has never mentioned Llama before today? I'll give you a hint: he has a "pig" in his name. :disappoint:

My conclusion is that Epignosis gave thellama73 a pass for the very thing he accused me of doing. If thellama73 is bad, then the kid gloves from Epignosis is significant.
by Long Con
Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:42 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 2}

Epignosis wrote: Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:33 pm
Long Con wrote: Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:09 pm It does make things a little more difficult to work out. I mean... maybe we're one lynch away from victory? :grin:
That's not possible for you.
Are you the last one? Just be honest. :mafia:
by Long Con
Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:09 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 2}

nutella wrote: Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:35 pm I got the semantics joke get rekt LC
No U
DharmaHelper wrote: Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:38 pm I just want to point out that on a personal level I think it is weak that a juicy INH twist/mechanic in this game is "Alignment Reveals"
It does make things a little more difficult to work out. I mean... maybe we're one lynch away from victory? :grin:
by Long Con
Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:24 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 1554
Views: 456203

Re: Blue Velvet Mafia {NIGHT 2}

Guy walks into a bar. Asks the bartender for a fruit punch.

Bartender scowls at him, says, "Buddy, if you want punch, you gotta wait in line!"

So, the guy looks around, there's no punch line.

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