The Syndicate

Golden wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 12:53 am

Long Con wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 12:47 am

Golden wrote: ↑Tue May 15, 2018 11:52 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Tue May 15, 2018 11:32 pm "Surviving human winners gain a Garnet for each point they earned."

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff I misread this and thought that any humans who got through would get the garnets. I thought I was going to an elimination match, sure, but I wanted to go in rich. This is stupid.

Oh actually - even I missed this. I also thought every surviving human got garnets. Sorry, I would have told you if I realised this was the case.

Yes, me too. My original strategy was to try to remain human and get a few Garnets along the way. It was a much more cutthroat environment than I thought.

I was also surprised you chose EdJou, Golden, considering my compliance with your PM request.

I mean, it was more of a suggestion in your own interests. I didn't have to watch your back.

No, you're right. I was misremembering the PM, and when I looked back, it's all good. You said if I was a Zombie I wouldn't be the Elimination Candidate, and I mistakenly recalled it as you would make sure I wasn't in the Deathmatch or something, and so in my mind I was like "oh Golden will choose me". Of course it was just friendly advice, just a momentary memory glitch.

Golden wrote: ↑Tue May 15, 2018 11:52 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Tue May 15, 2018 11:32 pm "Surviving human winners gain a Garnet for each point they earned."

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff I misread this and thought that any humans who got through would get the garnets. I thought I was going to an elimination match, sure, but I wanted to go in rich. This is stupid.

Oh actually - even I missed this. I also thought every surviving human got garnets. Sorry, I would have told you if I realised this was the case.

Yes, me too. My original strategy was to try to remain human and get a few Garnets along the way. It was a much more cutthroat environment than I thought.

I was also surprised you chose EdJou, Golden, considering my compliance with your PM request.

Oh, cool, I would have done it for you, I was just out.

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:26 pm OK, LC - Ed... one of you touch with me, and I promise you will not be the elimination candidate if you do. Reach out first though.

What's this? But I'm a zombie, why?

I missed it.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:53 pm Why me

Why not LC

agh.

I was gonna touch you tomorrow.

Well, there's no reason why she should care to help us win. She wants to win.

Also: Purgatorial Schrodinger's Cat. Future Mafia role or band name?

15 minutes left? Or slightly off that

I touch spacedaisy Daisy if I am a Zombie right now I will give you my Garnet.

But... but I called him a slut.

Will anyone touch me please

Space Daisy is only interested in Touching Ed. Maybe we can touch MP.

Daisy, I have only touched speedchuck. He has touched me AND DH. You used your Cure after touching DH, and now you are going to touch him again via speedchuck? Touching speedchuck IS touching me... please do me the kindness of touching me directly - it's safer than speedchuck until he uses his cure. I promise you I started Human, and I believe I remain so.

Just looking for her attention.

[mention]spacedaisy[/mention]

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 3:22 pm Hm. That's a good point. Forgot that was how it worked.

I feel like I've been too confused to actually win the round. Offer is still open. Use your best judgment, and I'll take what I can get.

linki: Future. I want to use the cure at 7:59 or so tonight, my time. Hope I remember to!

Risky business

Wait, do points matter to zombies?

If DP were a zombie, infecting MP, who in turn infects EdJou:

If MP or Ed were OGZoms then that would end up with 3 so that's not the case, so a fourth player is the other zombie. So that fourth player would have infected someone, making 5 zombies.

So.... it's impossible for DP, MP, or Ed to be zombies unless Golden or DH are the other zombie, due to Spacedaisy's cure making the 4 zoms happen.

Surely there are flaws, but there's an attempt.

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 11:25 am Anybody else feel like touchin' me

Why would you want to do that?

That TOUCH #7 was careless and reckless! Why did you guys need to go touching each other? You already had both touched someone! We're trying to contain a plague here!

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH CURED
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
SPACEDAISY CURED
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY
TOUCH #6 - GOLDEN/EDJOU
EDJOU CURED
TOUCH #7 - EDJOU/M PLUS 7
6 Humans, 4 Zombies
TOUCH #8 - DHARMAHELPER/NUTELLA
TOUCH #9 - GOLDEN/SCOTTY

EdJou wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 10:02 am I touched MP after my cure too.

Damn it.

Orig Zom: speedchuck and DP/MP/nutella/Scotty/EdJou/Golden all end up with 4 zombies. Can't be speed/DH or speed/Daisy.

Orig Zom: Daisy and speedchuck

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH CURED
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
SPACEDAISY CURED
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY
TOUCH #6 - GOLDEN/EDJOU
EDJOU CURED

That would end up with 5 zombies. If Daisy is original Zombie, then she created 2 zombies in Round 1. So it can't be Daisy with speedchuck, DP, MP, nutella, or Scotty.
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Orig Zom: Daisy and DH

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH CURED
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
SPACEDAISY CURED
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY
TOUCH #6 - GOLDEN/EDJOU
EDJOU CURED

3 Zombies, not Daisy and DH.

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Orig Zom: Daisy and EdJou

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH CURED
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
SPACEDAISY CURED
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY
TOUCH #6 - GOLDEN/EDJOU
EDJOU CURED

This is a possibility, then the current Zombies would be Daisy, Golden, EdJou, and DH.
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This looks really good for Daisy, especially since I trust Ed based on some reasons.

Orig Zom: Golden and Spacedaisy

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH CURED
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
SPACEDAISY CURED
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY
TOUCH #6 - GOLDEN/EDJOU
EDJOU CURED

That would end up with 3 zombies. Golden and Spacedaisy aren't the original Zombies.

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Orig Zom: Golden and speedchuck

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH CURED
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
SPACEDAISY CURED
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY
TOUCH #6 - GOLDEN/EDJOU
EDJOU CURED

This is a possibility: Golden, Long Con, speedchuck, and Dharmahelper

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Orig Zom: Golden and DisgruntledPorcupine

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH CURED
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
SPACEDAISY CURED
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY
TOUCH #6 - GOLDEN/EDJOU
EDJOU CURED

This is a possibility: Golden, M Plus 7, DisgruntledPorcupine, and Dharmahelper

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Orig Zom: Golden and M Plus 7

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH CURED
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
SPACEDAISY CURED
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY
TOUCH #6 - GOLDEN/EDJOU
EDJOU CURED

This is a possibility: Golden, M Plus 7, DisgruntledPorcupine, and Dharmahelper

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Orig Zom: Golden and DharmaHelper

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH CURED
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
SPACEDAISY CURED
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY
TOUCH #6 - GOLDEN/EDJOU
EDJOU CURED

That would end up with 3 zombies. Golden and Dharmahelper aren't the original Zombies.

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This is getting tedious already. I feel like the method could be improved here. I can see that Golden-nutella and Golden-Scotty would both end up with four zombies in the same way DP and MP did. This Golden-focused thing eliminated two players from being OGZ with Golden: DH and Spacedaisy.

The two Orig Zoms don't know each other's identities. Is that correct?

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH: "I'll drink my cure now."
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
Spacedaisy: "I'd like to drink my cure please."
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY

Ok, Golden and and Ed touched, but it wasn't host-confirmed.

Then Ed drank a cure.

END OF ROUND ONE

THERE ARE 6 HUMANS AND 4 ZOMBIES.

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY

END OF ROUND ONE

THERE ARE 6 HUMANS AND 4 ZOMBIES.

Wait, did Ed touch anyone?

Ed, I want to touch you today as well. I believe your attempted ploy makes you looks really human, so the only thing that could tarnish your humanity is that MP might have been an OG Zombie. I think it's the best chance I have, and I really think I'm still human, unless speedchuck was an OG Zombie.

I'd like to touch you before you touch Daisy, who might be an OG Zombie. Sorry, Daisy, can't be too careful.

I am laughing a lot right now.

IF Speedchuck was an original Zombie, then I am a Zombie. Otherwise, I'm still Human.

Dammit, MP. I trusted Ed, but now he's possibly tainted.

If EdJou was human, and then took his cure, and then touch-connected with zombie MP... would the cure still be coursing through his veins and prevent his zombifying?

Sorry DH, but the word on the street is you have Zerpes. Like, how do you explain those brain-crusted cold sores?

I'll touch Speedy McChuckers.