The Syndicate

I need two headstones 3D-printed:


Rip Metalmarsh89
"A good rodent, a good friend, pops his head out of the ground and helps you, no matter what"
2014 - 2016ish





Rip Marmot
"derpa derpo"
2016ish- about ten minutes from now after I drop my Marmot diss track

Marmot wrote: ↑Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:26 pm Prolonged fart noise

Yep, Turnip Head is smelly all right. That was most definitely him.

What creature did marmots evolve from? You've turned into one of those

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:24 pm actually i think turnip head might be smelly. he's normally the type to stand in defense of people who feel like being goofy, and i have modeled at least some of my posts after his example. but now he thinks i'm bad, like yeah right dude. no you don't dude. you know i'm good, dude. because i'm not on your team. that's the implication. that you're a bad guy. instead of a good guy like me.

tryna capitalize on my silliness, you go to hell sir

dude

nutella wrote: ↑Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:51 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Mon Sep 24, 2018 1:16 pm Only 90s kids will remember that Quin was the EoD counterwagon

I love this post lol also you were in my dream last night hope that's not weird (narrator voice: it was definitely weird)

details please

Lots of people ask me to explain what an orange g would sound like to their uncultured earholes.

Phonetically, an orange g sounds a little bit gayer than a regular g. Try it. You're going to press the middle of your tongue (not the tip) to the roof of your mouth, leave the tip of your tongue suspended in air while you push upwards. Next, take off your pants. Close your nostrils. Now you're ready to make your noise. Suck the air out from your ribcage and spit it out your teeth. Guh. Guhhhhhhh. Ghhughygruhyyou start flicking your tongue wildly at this pointghyuhhughu. ghyuhhughughyuhhughughyuhhughughyuhhughughyuhhughu

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:50 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:38 pm Hot take: Jay is bad and I'm ready to fight about it

Let's go m8. You first.

No no, see, I meant I'm ready for everyone else to fight about it. I've already made up my mind

Only 90s kids will remember that Quin was the EoD counterwagon

Hot take: Jay is bad and I'm ready to fight about it

Orange g

Epignosis wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:12 pm

Day 1 Has Ended

Elohcin has been lynched.

Spoiler: show

Elohcin was Mega Man.

It is now Night 1. You have 23 hours to submit your PMs.

sup orange g?

turnip wuz here

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:49 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:47 pm

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:46 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:45 pm

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:38 pm [VOTE: novaselinenever] aubergine

because

What, no blowfish?

click the because

What do I do next?

find a reason to let him live

This is how society collapses, jaybone.

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:46 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:45 pm

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:38 pm [VOTE: novaselinenever] aubergine

because

What, no blowfish?

click the because

What do I do next?

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:38 pm [VOTE: novaselinenever] aubergine

because

What, no blowfish?

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:35 pm

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:34 pm

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:32 pm I don’t lke Sloonei’s rationale toward lynching me but I do feel better about him from his recent efforts. He looks different from scum Sloonei I’ve seen recently and his contributions have made me think he’s the sort of player in this game I’m not totally comfortable jettisoning on D1 without better evidence.

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:10 pm I'd be cool with lynching Eloh, since I didn't like the contradictory jay stuff that I pointed out, but I also have some fear that it's too easy. I'm also not opposed to lynching Colin, since I'd expect to see a lot more content from him by now/better explanation of his vote (and the same goes for Nova but a bit less so on the content expectations). But for now my vote stays on Sloonei. Despite his emotional appeal I haven't seen anything that is enough to convince me he is genuine. Maybe I am reading with a biased angle but I have been able to see every post of his as posturing/forced/disingenuous and I think it's notable that I haven't been able to shake that feeling in any of his defenses.

Don’t like this much though. Nutella is okay with anything today.

No longer okay with Eloh lynch. She's town. Very misguided and confused, but genuinely so.

I agree with you on that.

me too thanks

Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:23 pm

Long Con wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:04 pm I suspect Speedchuck less after seeing the quote from Epi about Light and Wiley recruiting. Sloonei would then be my top suspect, but there's already votes on him. Oh well. [VOTE: Sloonei] aubergine

I doubt Sloonei will be lynched today. There's no way this stays as-is for the next 19 hours.

This post looks a bit different than it did in my memory, but I still want to investigate it. I don't object to LC progressing down his list of reads to arrive at me. His ambivalence towards the pre-existing votes on me doesn't need to be a concern, but I can pick out a little bit of unease there. There is a hint of concern for the optics of the vote, or at least putting his suspect in danger of being lynched. I understand as much as anyone the concern with not wanting to overwhelm the poll in one particular direction too early, but that little note of hesitation before parking his vote on his top suspect gives me cause to question his mindset.

The second paragraph is the part that I recalled as a concern. "I doubt Sloonei will be lynched today." In my memory I conflated that as "I'd prefer not to be lynched today", which I'm not seeing as clearly anymore, though I can still detect a bit of that mindset. By downplaying the likelihood that I'm going to be lynched, he is in a sense nullifying this vote: I doubt Sloonei will be lynched today, therefore this vote doesn't matter. Combined with the step of hesitation before announcing the vote, I can read this whole thing, again, as scum carefully testing the scales to see if he can get it to tip one way, while also parking a safe vote on a player who's already widely-suspected.

This is all deep speculation and not a theory that I want to run with right now (look at me, carefully testing the scales), but when I look at LC's vote I have these lingering doubts and I figure I'm better off expressing them now, if for no other reason than to make my thoughts known. I still have him as a town read.

QFT

Kylemii wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:44 am

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:19 pm

Kylemii wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:31 pm @Turnip Head what was the last game you were playing mafia during

The same thing we do every night, Kylemii. Try to take over the world.

i guess i worded that badly, what was your most recent mafia endeavor as mafia, in a mafia game? can i have a link

Firefly, The Game

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:18 am As jaggedjimmjay, by the powers gifted to me, i deman reads on Elohcin

I acknowledge no demans made by some clownfaced imposter to the throne

The one true king of fuck mountain imbued me with the power to rebuke thee

Long Con wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:29 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:19 pm

Long Con wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:04 pm I suspect Speedchuck less after seeing the quote from Epi about Light and Wiley recruiting. Sloonei would then be my top suspect, but there's already votes on him. Oh well. [VOTE: Sloonei] aubergine

I doubt Sloonei will be lynched today. There's no way this stays as-is for the next 19 hours.

What do you think of all this town cred you've suddenly amassed?

On one hand it's pretty righteous, on the other it's like "hey slow down guys, I don't need the headache".

Hmm I bet it's more like "oh shit, what did I do right?"

Fun fact, the first Mega Man game was painted by Leonardo da Vinci in 1483. The game was called Magnus Homo and Mega Man's penis was two pixels wide, which was considered revolutionary at the time. Many people don't know this.

Long Con wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:04 pm I suspect Speedchuck less after seeing the quote from Epi about Light and Wiley recruiting. Sloonei would then be my top suspect, but there's already votes on him. Oh well. [VOTE: Sloonei] aubergine

I doubt Sloonei will be lynched today. There's no way this stays as-is for the next 19 hours.

What do you think of all this town cred you've suddenly amassed?

Kylemii wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:31 pm @Turnip Head what was the last game you were playing mafia during

The same thing we do every night, Kylemii. Try to take over the world.

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:44 pm Reading the thread back, I don’t like any of you motherfuckers.

Damn y'all we got left swiped

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:44 pm Except TH, of course.

nONE TAKEN

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:42 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:36 pm where are all the mega girls?

can i be your wingman

okay but you're not allowed to do the robot

where are all the mega girls?

Sloonei wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:00 pm I never suspected you, Long Con. I just wanted to make conversation happen.

Why didn't you ever suspect Long Con?

Long Con wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:38 pm Yes, I'm interested in hearing more about me, let's see this pattern.

What would you like to know?

Truly, we could write an essay on Long Con and how much he enjoys hearing about himself. There's nothing that pleases a Con more than to know he's one step ahead of the curve; whatever is cool, Con is cooler!, and he knows it!, and that's maybe the worst part. You can't sneak up on a Con with flattery. His disarmed bashfulness at your compliments will be well-acted, but emotionally unearned. Internally he's already scheming about how to get even Connier.

Many people think he's this one thing, but really he's a lot of other things too, and that should begin to whet your curiosity's appetite for how many layers this Con onion has. He's quick. He's feisty. He's flirty. He's vulnerable. He's got a strong sense of self-efficacy. He is constantly searching for his own worth.

He doesn't need to know how to catch bad guys, he just needs to be around them. He dangles from the canopy of the thread, and when he sees a threat, he envelops himself in his conly aura, gently massaging his suspicions in a dark and lonely corner.

Other times you'll see a Con active in the wild, casually tossing dingleberries at the dougalls and the jays manging about down on the forest floor. This Con is often the most fun to observe, and yet the least useful from a practical game-solving standpoint. But Con doesn't care about being practical. Con lives in the wind.

Perhaps my favorite flavor is comically deranged Con. This Con crosses the alignment spectrum, so you can maybe catch a glimpse of one be he FEB, town, or indy. This is a Con who has lost his grasp on reality and is just spinning his gears whichever way his current existential crisis takes him. He could turn the whole game into an ashy pile of chaotic rubble, crashing to its knees. You really never know.

nutella wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:39 am hey uhhhhhhh where the hell is noble captain @Turnip Head

i hope he's still not in that gross old kitchen, rotting vegetables are not fun

Sup yunqers, I just caught up

You are probably bad

What happens if we get the poll question wrong?

I bet Rob gave K-Ness a neat role, we should probably lynch him in any case

Long Con wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:30 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:34 am

Bullzeye wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:18 am Just discovered the Mega Man Legacy Collection is on Steam for less than a tenner... Worthwhile investment?

I may have to check that out, actually. Had no idea the classics were so available.

I'm going to arrange things so that I get an emulator for Christmas with all NES, SNES, Genesis, arcade games and more! I'll spoiler text this, it's a list of what's in there:

Spoiler: show

The following gaming systems are installed:
Atari - 650+ Games
Atari Lynx - 80+ Games
Bandai Wonderswan - 80+ Games
ColecoVision - 185+ Games
Gameboy/GB Advance/GB Colour - 1100+ Games
Sega Genesis - 900+ Games
Sega Master System - 300+ Games
Sega Game Gear - 450+ Games
SG-1000 - 70+ Games
NES - 975+ Games
SNES - 750+ Games
N64 - 29 Games
Neo Geo Pocket - 70+ Games
TurboGrafX16 - 330+ Games
MAME (Arcade) - 300+ Games

OVER 6000 GAMES TOTAL!

Links to list of installed games:
Atari: http://txt.do/ddpuh
Atari Lynx: http://txt.do/ddzt3
Bandai Wonderswan: http://txt.do/d1wgg
ColecoVision: http://txt.do/ddpu6
Intellivision: http://txt.do/d1t0p
GameBoy/Colour/Advance: http://txt.do/ddpuj
Game Gear: http://txt.do/d1wg2
Neo Geo Pocket: http://txt.do/d1wg7
N64: http://txt.do/ddzt8
NES: http://txt.do/ddzrh
SG-1000: http://txt.do/d1wgu
Sega Genesis: http://txt.do/ddzrs
Sega Master System: http://txt.do/ddzra
SNES Games: http://txt.do/ddztb
TurboGrafX 16: http://txt.do/ddpum

Those links are to textuploader.com, and the NES one includes:

Mega Man
Mega Man II
Mega Man III
Mega Man IV
Mega Man V
Mega Man VI
Mega Man VII

This is amazing

Why so few N64 games tho?

Please hijack me for your mafia team, thanks