Day 1
The Devil went down to Georgia
They was lookin' for a townie to keeeeeiiillll
They was in a bind 'cause they was way behind
They was willing to make make a deal
When they came across this young gay sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the Devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Hey, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, hah, but give the Devil their due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I know I'm gayer uwu."
The gay said, "My name's Jess, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the gayest there's ever been."
Jess, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul
The Devil opened up their case and they said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from their fingertips as they rosined up their bow
And they pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this:
[Demonic violin piece]
When the Devil finished, Jess said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Fire on the Mountain" Run, y'all, run!
The Devil is gayer than the rising sun
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough
Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no
[Gayer-then-hell violin piece]
The Devil bowed their head because they knew that they'd been beat
And they laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Jess's feet
Jess, she said, "Devil, you were good, but stay positive ol' friend,
I done told you once, won't say it again, I'm the gayest there's ever been!!!"
"Fire on the Mountain" Run, y'all, run!
The Devil is gayer than the rising sun
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough
Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no
Day 1 has begun, and will end in 48 hours, at 7PM EST on Sunday, October 30.
Spoiler: show
