The Syndicate

let's get this game started so I can bus turnip head

if a player or host dies in a game they didn't even sign up for then they should legally have a win stripped away from their total

this is the game where we're finally gonna manipulate unique game mechanics in a way that makes it possible to kill the host

i have not read the rules and i don't intend to read them until after i get lynched or mislynched on day 3 for not understanding the game"s mechanics

Marmot wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:50 pm

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 4:58 pm nevermind, i was gonna make a joke but i decided not to. do not be alarmed.

I recently went to the future to hear this joke. It was funny.

too bad we live in this timeline where my joke fizzled out

what could have been

nevermind, i was gonna make a joke but i decided not to. do not be alarmed.

oh fuck

actually, being assaulted by wildlife is never a realistic concern no matter what year it is, so don't even worry about it (:

speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:51 pm

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:14 pm the further back in time you go the more inconvenient toilets become, that's why no one wants to go back before the 1500's.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Time Vandal Candidate! As I have been all throughout the past, I can tell you that toilets are not just a modern invention. It is simply that the English folk are backward, preferring to throw their crap out into the streets and trample it into the ground.

Now, if you wish to deface some of the first toilets, we could travel back to Sumer, a good four or five millenia past.

I have flatulated on many a copper throne in those olden times, much to the chagrin of the noble owners of said latrines. Some say my tart odors still waft there to this day, haunting the desecration that came of those ancient cities.

Ah. Reminiscence.

Should any of you candidates be worried, we have several water closets available for use aboard our time machine tour zeppelin. The human waste from such will be flung out into the timestream, to land wherever it may. If you would like to mark our path through time for future and past ages to scent, be sure to pack in some Time Travel Tacos before we embark!

every day i live is a day further away from having to be concerned about getting abducted by a pteradactyl while taking a piss and that's all i care about

the further back in time you go the more inconvenient toilets become, that's why no one wants to go back before the 1500's.

it's unlikely for speedchuck to win this game so I have to play it